The author's diary of ghost stories

I have Li Huachao, and Xu Cixi knows that I have Li Huachao.

Li Huachao will cause trouble, and Xu Cixi knows that Li Huachao will cause trouble.

Then as long as Li Huachao is released to cause trouble and the current inexplicable atmosphere of the Shura field is destroyed, and then I come out to wrap things up, I can perfectly avoid this problem.

Well, that’s right, as smart as I am, I’m still smart.

Yu Liang was very satisfied with his timely kicking of Li Huachao.

But if he had to say it, he felt it was a bit outrageous.

Assuming that the favorability between ordinary friends is 50, and the favorability between lovers is 80, then if you confess your love, you probably need a unilateral favorability of at least 70, right?

Yu Liang estimated that the friendship between him and Xu Cixi was about 60, which was a passing level. However, now that the new student Xu Cixi was interfering, it inexplicably developed into this Shura field plot.

The atmosphere immediately became weird, and it became necessary to choose one or the other.

Well……

If this is the result Qin Haijian wants, then it is obvious that this guy has won.

Just outrageous.

Yu Liang in the universe is a little helpless.

The favorability is far from this level, so if it continues like this, the relationship between him and Xu Cixi will become very strange. Now Yu Liang doesn't want to destroy this relatively stable state of cooperation, so he directly chooses to avoid this situation. An embarrassing situation.

Therefore, at this moment, the focus of everyone's attention in the room was on Li Huachao, while Li Huachao touched his chin and first looked at Xu Cixi in the red dress.

She has white teeth and red lips, and her eyes are sparkling. While she is sitting upright, her hands seem to have nowhere to put them, and she just holds the skirt on her legs with a little force.

Looking at Xu Cixi in the green skirt again, she has been smiling from the beginning. Just after a few more glances, you can notice that her smile is a little stiff. Her body leaning on the sofa seems to be relaxed, but her skirt is exposed under the skirt. The calf muscles are in a tight state again.

Both of them are very nervous.

So Yu Xiaolang let me out to invigorate the atmosphere, right?

Li Huachao pondered for two seconds and said generously: "In that case, let's do this. I will take a small loss and marry you all. From now on, I will work alone to support you two."

The perfumer was also stunned when she heard this. She looked at the two Xu Cixi, and then secretly gave Li Huachao a thumbs up.

Awesome.

"Impossible." The two Xu Cixis expressed their rejection in unison. Naturally, they could not accept this kind of thing.

"Okay, then let us choose the 'strongest Xu Cixi'." Li Huachao touched his chin, took out the steel pipe he carried with him from the inventory and installed it on the ground, "I will choose whoever is good at pole dancing. who."

Yu Liang: "..."

Carry a steel pipe with you?

There's all this mess in your inventory.

Two Xu Cixi looked at the steel pipe erected in the center of the living room, thought for a moment and expressed her rejection again.

The person in the red dress snorted: "You are not Yu Liang."

"Let him come out." Of course, the person in green skirt would not be satisfied with the current Li Huachao.

Li Huachao and Yu Liang have completely different temperaments, and the difference can be noticed in just a few sentences.

"Of course I am not Yu Liang, but I have the right to vote, right?" Li Huachao admitted his identity generously, and then explained to the three of them, "You can understand Yu Liang now as a parliament. Of course I am only a member. And he is a speaker.”

"Why is the writer's professional ability like this? It's a bit strange." The perfumer was also a little surprised when he heard this, "Or are you talking about a special seal?"

"No, it's because he changed his job." Li Huachao said nonsense, "Studying literature can't save Guitanren, so it's better to join politics."

"Can I change my job?" The perfumer blinked, feeling a little unbelievable.

"Of course, I will teach you alone next time Yu Liang is away." Li Huachao said with a smile.

Xu Cixi, who was in red dress, frowned: "I don't know how to dance... This kind of thing is too weird."

Qingqun Xu Cixi nodded in agreement. She had the same personality as her main body, so naturally she would not agree to such a thing easily.

"No, this is testing your consciousness." Li Huachao shook his head solemnly, "As a player in the world of Kaitan, you should no longer have this inexplicable sense of shame. If you only have this kind of consciousness, you will not be able to follow Follow in the footsteps of Yu Liang."

He stood up, stroked the pole beside him and continued: "As players, you should have a higher consciousness. Just imagine, if you meet a pole dancing demon in the world of ghost stories, if you don't dance, you will be beaten to death. Can I tolerate your refusal at this time?"

"How could such a thing exist?" Xu Cixi obviously didn't believe it.

"Really, I have seen it. I swear on my integrity." Li Huachao swore again, seriously.

Yu Liang: "..."

That pole dancing demon you were talking about...

Is it just you?

Seeing that Li Huachao was so sure, Xu Cixi and others were also doubtful.

"And you!" Li Huachao turned his gaze to the perfumer aside.

Since it was already evening and it was quite urgent to come to Yu Liang's house this time, the perfumer was wearing a large plush pajamas, which looked quite cute.

"Eh? Me?" The perfumer was a little confused. Why did he call her all of a sudden?

Didn't she come to see a show?

"Come on, players should abandon the reserve of being a woman and restore the most primitive desire to survive as a 'human being.'" Li Huachao said sternly, "Without this kind of awareness, I'm afraid it's not suitable to survive in the world of ghost stories. If you can't even do basic survival, how can you bring me... bring happiness to Yu Liang?"

The current situation is that he is talking nonsense, and the three people present also know that he is talking nonsense, but the problem lies here, both Xu Cixi refuse to admit defeat.

Especially when the other person is present.

"Okay, then you should also give up the reserve of men. You come first." Xu Cixi in the green skirt quickly found a solution and cast a somewhat provocative look at Li Huachao, as if she wanted to make him overcome his difficulties. retreat.

"Of course, I have had this awareness for a long time." Li Huachao patted the steel pipe next to him, "But you..."

"If you can do it, we can too." Xu Cixi in the red dress seemed to have the same idea as the other Xu Cixi, so she continued.

"Hmph." Li Huachao came up with a set of silky little combos on the spot.

And Yu Liang also began to think in the universe, how many skills does Li Huachao have that he doesn't know?

Of course, he also blocked.

"That's alright, don't do weird things with my body." Yu Liang said.

Li Huachao, with a clear heart, replied: "I really want to stop you from kicking me offline. You obviously want to see it too."

Yu Liang remained silent.

"Okay, it's your turn." Li Huachao raised his proud chin slightly.

The two Xu Cixi looked at each other, as if they understood what the other was thinking, and at the same time they transformed into giant hamsters.

"Eh?" Li Huachao was stunned. He didn't expect such a move.

Giant hamsters are basically similar to bears. These two things are dancing on a pole. To exaggerate, the water pipe is like a small toothpick, and the dance is awkward...

No, it's not a dance, at most it's just imitating Li Huachao's tricks.

This also made Yu Liang feel like he was watching a circus performance.

If you think about it carefully, little Xu Cixi in the zoo did similar things before when she turned into a hamster.

Belonging is the return of nature.

Yu Liang couldn't help but sigh. He didn't think there was anything interesting about this thing, but on the other hand, Li Huachao watched it with gusto.

Yes, this guy can enjoy watching Jie Ni pole dancing, what else can he not accept?

Soon, the three people present showed their awareness, and they all turned their attention to the remaining perfumers.

Perfumer: “???”

No, you three as a family did it on purpose, right?

"Okay, I'm not enlightened." The perfumer doesn't have Li Huachao's ability to let go, nor does he have Xu Cixi's ability to transform into a hamster, so naturally he doesn't want to make a fool of himself in front of everyone.

"Okay." Li Huachao shrugged and looked at the two Xu Cixi with a serious face. "You'd better think carefully about what I'm going to say next."

He coughed and cleared his throat: "The enlightenment I just mentioned was not a joke. You two are exactly the same, which actually happens to be your advantage. Think about it, after falling in love, you may get married, get married and have children. No matter what Whoever Yu Liang chooses, the other party will be hit and stay away from this place of right and wrong. If one day the Xu Cixi chosen by Yu Liang dies in the world of ghost stories... what will happen to his children? "

Li Huachao continued: "However, as long as you are willing to accept each other in this relationship, this problem will be solved perfectly. If one party dies in the world of ghost stories, the other party can perfectly replace her. Just tell the child that the little mother has left this place. Just a city. This can at least provide a guarantee for the maternal love that the child deserves, right?"

Yu Liang: "???"

No, stop for a moment, why are you getting more and more outrageous?

However, the two Xu Cixi looked thoughtful. Indeed, this situation was just an impulse, and they had not considered this issue yet.

If you calm down and think about it, as Kaitan players, they don't have much choice. Love is indeed an extremely fragile luxury product.

The perfumer blinked twice and tapped his hand: "That makes sense."

What she usually watches most is this kind of period ethics drama. I have to say that what Li Huachao said is quite reasonable.

After all, there is always an implicit rule in those ethics dramas that people cannot refute.

All for the sake of the children.

It seems that as long as it is for the sake of the children, all the injustice is worth it.

It seems outrageous, but it makes sense.

"Furthermore, although this is the first time you have met, is it possible for you to completely get rid of each other?" Li Huachao shrugged, throwing out two of his knives, one in front of Xu Cixi, "If you really want to get rid of each other, you can only One way is to kill her now.”

Xu Cixi and the others looked at each other. They were not that far away. Naturally, no one went to get the knife.

"OK, I have helped you persuade them. Whether they can understand or not depends on their understanding." Li Huachao said to Yu Liangdao in the universe, then patted his butt and left, returning to the universe.

When the matter is over, he brushes off his clothes and goes away, hiding his merit and fame.

In matters of love, you can always trust Li Huachao.

Yu Liang looked at the two Xu Cixi who were meditating in front of him and the perfumer who was watching the excitement and kept applauding without taking it too seriously, and silently raised his forehead.

He wanted Li Huachao to come out and relieve the embarrassing atmosphere in Shura Field. Now that it comes to marriage, children, etc...

Why do you feel more embarrassed?