The author's diary of ghost stories

Yu Liang felt that his brain had been raped.

This kind of art is still too advanced, with a strong sense of surrealism, and as a human being, he obviously still can't accept it.

However, the high priest kept sharing the subtleties of this dance with him, so Yu Liang could only maintain an appreciation posture with a smile.

When the top leader of a group enthusiastically shares with you what he thinks is the best, it is difficult for anyone to refuse outright. It would be too disappointing and appear to be disrespectful.

Li Huachao watched with great interest. He did not expect that what he did casually in Cao Ying Temple would bring him such a wonderful performance hundreds of years later.

A willow planted unintentionally will form a shade, and once it is accomplished, it will be known all over the world.

A group of rabbit-eared, black stockings and tentacle girls are pole dancing. This is not a benefit that everyone can enjoy.

As for Yu Liang, he also understood that now Li Huachao cannot simply be compared to a husky. The current Li Huachao is a combination of a husky and a border collie, and he has lived a second life in doing things.

They did it both openly and covertly. After receiving the scolding from the overt demolition, they did a good job of concealing the covert demolition.

During the two months without the dungeon, Yu Liang still let Li Huachao go out to exercise during his night break with confidence, and Li Huachao lived up to expectations and did the whole job every three days.

It's like taking "Zhi" to visit the city's zoo, pointing out the country, and reminiscing about the prosperous past; or it's like leading a little paper man into the operations department of Dianma Reading Company in Haicheng, trying to sneak in some information. It was recommended in Yu Liang's book, and was even warned repeatedly by the system of Kaitan World in the form of prompt boxes.

For Li Huachao, receiving scolding was like a daily check-in. However, this performance made Yu Liang more reassured. At least he knew what Li Huachao had done.

However, now it was suddenly discovered that this guy could secretly hide mines and bury crime scenes. Now Yu Liang had no idea about imparting aesthetic experience to Cao Cao, the ancestor of Cao Ying.

Couldn't this dream of "rabbit ears, black stockings, tentacles, and grass babies pole dancing" start to sprout at that time?

Similarly, this dream has been buried in the heart of that generation of grass babies for a long time, but I don't know if it will have the chance to see such a performance.

But if you think about it carefully, the result this time is still good. If Li Huachao hadn't gone to connect with the grass babies of that generation and impart knowledge, his current status would not be so high.

The god of fertility, the father of aesthetics, and the savior has a great reputation.

Moreover, Li Huachao usually came to "Zhi" because when Yu Liang and "Zhi" were walking outside together, the air pressure was really low and made people breathless.

Fortunately, the more than ten minutes of dancing passed in a flash. I saw that Yu Liang was already numb in the back, because these tentacle girls and grass babies were dancing halfway through, and suddenly there was another scene where the chest was broken with big rocks, the silver gun was pressed into the throat, and the bare hands were penetrated by oil. Pot, the scene was very strange for a time.

Who knows what Li Huachao said to his first generation Cao Cao back then, and why pole dancing with broken stones inserted into the chest was considered by Cao Ying Civilization to be the ultimate form of physical art.

"The art of physical beauty, the most intuitive and primitive is dance." The high priest Cao Cao always kept his eyes on the young female among the grass baby dancers in the center of the square. When the dance was wonderful, she would even touch the grass on her head. Ye couldn't help but admired.

According to the high priest himself, the action of stroking the grass blades was like applauding, a way of praising the grass babies on the stage.

However, when Yu Liang remembered what the high priest Cao Cao had just said in the woods, he instinctively felt something was wrong.

Forget it, don’t ask whether you want to know or not.

"Yes." Yu Liang agreed with the words of the high priest Cao Ying. At this time, a grass baby with a bush on its head trotted up to the high priest.

The bushes on its head seemed to have been trimmed, as if it had a hairstyle, making it look particularly fluffy and fashionable.

Bush Caoying first looked at the high priest, then saluted Yu Liang, and then continued to say to the high priest, "The preliminary combat mobilization has been completed. The Twelfth Army Headquarters is issuing war orders. It is expected that complete mobilization will take ten years." Around five star hours.”

"The mobilization is completed in three stages. Every five stars, I will see one-third of the grass infant soldiers ready to go." The high priest said calmly. At this moment, it resumed its usual vigorous and resolute behavior in front of other grass infants.

"Yes." The bush grass baby lowered his head, followed the high priest's instructions, and then ran quickly outside the small semi-open square.

"Have you started mobilizing for war?" Yu Liang was a little surprised. He was just thinking about why he started watching the pole dance performance after entering Cao Ying's camp. He had just experienced that impassioned speech.

"The war mobilization has already started when you preached to the Cao Ying." The high priest Cao Ying said, it smiled and seemed a bit calm, "Of course, you don't need to do these complicated military affairs yourself. Thank you, in five stars time, the first batch of grass infant soldiers will be assembled in the upper forest area, totaling more than 10,000 grass infants. They will wait for your order to launch an attack on the other side of the river."

"You have prepared 30,000 grass infant soldiers?" Yu Liang was suddenly surprised as he recalled what the high priest had just said.

A total of 30,000 grass infant soldiers is indeed a big deal.

Even the small Cao Ying soldiers could be seen all over the mountains and plains on the battlefield.

In an era when productivity was not yet developed enough, each soldier required ten people to support him, so 30,000 grass infant soldiers might require 300,000 ordinary grass infants. Even if the grass infant soldiers were less difficult to support, the proportion If it wasn't so scary, it would be a waste of time and money.

According to Azong, there are only a few hundred people in the escort team of the oil-rich class, and their ability to fight is limited. After all, Azong and the others also have hundreds of people. They shouldn't need 30,000 grass babies to deal with this escort team, right?

Or is the escort really so terrifying that one humanoid cavalry can fight against a hundred grass babies on average?

"This is our entire standing army." The high priest would not hide anything from Yu Liang. He pointed to the forest outside, "We occupy a land of hundreds of hectares, which is enough for us to cultivate enough soldiers to resist Invasion."

It said with pride: "These grass infant soldiers are the sword and shield of our tribe."

Yu Liang agreed, but he still maintained a skeptical attitude in his heart.

If it is really so powerful, how come the Cao Ying tribe is forced to keep moving north?

Of course, being able to gather so many grass babies has made Yu Liang very satisfied. When the time comes, tens of thousands of grass babies will be released by the river to reduce the combat effectiveness of the escort. The rest will be left to Azong. themselves.

There is no revolution without bloodshed, but it would be immoral if internal revolution requires others to shed blood.

"Next we can visit the Art Palace, where there are outstanding masterpieces by our Cao Ying tribe's infant body art masters." High Priest Cao Cao continued to recommend, and it continued, "As for trivial matters such as dispatching troops, I generally won't do it myself Interrogations are basically handed over to the twelve legion commanders below. If you want to inspect them, you can."

The high priest put it lightly. The pace of life of their Cao Ying tribe is relatively slow. Such a pace of life can give birth to such a prosperous variety of artistic masters.

Except for a few tasks that require mobilizing various departments, the high priest does not have many management needs.

Generally speaking, the grass babies of the grass baby group are more Buddhist-like, and the artistic renderings of the primitive society make their lives more casual and comfortable.

Suddenly, Yu Liang felt the walkie-talkie in his hand vibrate, which meant that someone was contacting him, so he turned on the switch and tuned to the listening channel.

"This is Lee, is anyone there? Are you there?" Lee's voice kept coming from the other end of the intercom, and he repeated the same words tirelessly.

"I'm Yu." Yu Liang replied. He pressed his hand towards the high priest Cao Cao, who cast a curious look, signaling it to be silent.

"Okay, we got it through." Lee breathed a sigh of relief, and then continued, "I have begun to mobilize the troops of the Microbiology Cult here, and the situation is better than expected. Those scientific researchers were furious after seeing the 'bacteria' you synthesized. They were so shocked that they all claimed that only the Creator could create such microorganisms.”

He continued: "With the support of these scientific researchers, Azong and the others obtained the latest scientific research results, and were fully armed and mobilized before the war. Originally, only a few hundred people were willing to follow them in the revolution, but now it has changed. Double that, there are already hundreds of people.”

As Yu Liang listened to Lee's story, he could hear various noisy sounds coming from the other side.

There were passionate speeches, roaring support, and various exclamations and doubts. It was clear that Lee was far away from the noise, but the sound could still be transmitted through the walkie-talkie.

"It went more smoothly than expected. It only takes about four stars for them to assemble. These young whistle beasts are basically all civilized and armed. Even the scientists are very good at fighting." Lee smiled and asked, " What's going on over there now?"

"On my side..." Yu Liang focused his attention on the dozens of rattan sticks still standing in the square and continued, "I have just discussed the basic matters of the war with the high priests of the Cao Ying tribe. They are willing to help the whistle beasts. The ethnic group has won the revolution and is willing to conduct a round of equal negotiations under my guidance."

Yu Liang was unambiguous in what he said. Of course, he couldn't tell Lee that he had just watched a rabbit-eared black stocking Cao Ying pole dance, and now he was going to visit Cao Ying's Infant Body Art Palace.

Although he has no discrimination against the types and forms of art, he is still a little ashamed to say it at this time.

"That's good. The action efficiency of these whistle beasts is much faster than I thought. They are very likely to launch an attack in four stars, which is about three hours later. You should be needed by then to assist them. The oil-rich class surrounded them and caught them all." Lee said, "Do you have any problems over there?"

Yu Liang looked at the naked meditator and discus thrower placed in front of the art museum, and shook his head decisively: "No problem, there won't be any problem."

But he never noticed that the two historians Cao Ying beside him looked up at the statues in the art museum, then looked at Yu Liang, and added in the interview with the Lord: "The Lord likes the nude art works from the 13th generation of Cao Cao very much. , the review was 'no questions asked'."

In the following time, Yu Liang followed the high priest to visit the buildings in the forest. The high priest's enthusiasm made him unable to resist this kind of promotional sharing.

The high priests have sufficient confidence in this. Their art is completely superior to the civilization of the whistle beast group, otherwise the top leaders of the whistle beast civilization would not regard their civilization as a treasure.

After about two hours of visiting, the high priest finally pulled Yu Liang out of the threshold of art and wanted to show the ancestors of Cao Ying the military and scientific research achievements of Cao Ying civilization.

In short, Yu Liang is now completely immune to infant body art, but the architecture and sculpture art of Cao Ying Civilization can make his eyes shine, because most of them strictly conform to geometric beauty, even if he doesn't understand anything, he looks like Delightful for the eyes.

"Please come with me. The Military Industrial Research Institute is located underground outside the forest. It will be more hidden and safer there." Yu Liang cheered up, and he realized that the next step was to get down to business.

The location of the Military Industrial Research Institute is underground, and the air here is still fresh, almost the same as in the forest.

Looking closer, Yu Liang saw various grass babies hiding in the corners. They inhaled desperately and then released fresher air through the plants above their heads.

"Absorbing this waste gas will help the grass babies thrive. We will raise the children underground when they grow into children." The high priest said, "This will not only make them grow taller and more powerful, but also make them grow taller and more powerful." Grow up in the atmosphere of science.”

"Yes." Yu Liang nodded. He was indeed growing up in the atmosphere of science.

Walking further inside, Yu Liang saw a larger space. There were some rattan hanging from the ceiling. The rattan hung the Grass Infant engineers so that they could work in mid-air.

The Cao Ying engineers holding various instruments are making mechas.

Yes, that’s right, mecha.

Although this kind of mecha looks very thin and weak, from the overall shape, it is a mecha.

The mecha seems to be spliced ​​together from various biological skeleton parts, and some connecting parts are made of wood or metal structures, making the whole body appear rigid.

It is roughly human-shaped, but the limbs are relatively slender. There are two hot weapons like machine guns on both sides of the hands. There is a transparent compartment on the belly of the mecha. Inside the compartment are various instruments similar to operating levers. .

"This is our standard mecha Cao Cao No. 2." The high priest showed Yu Liang the technological products of the Cao Ying tribe at close range. "A perfect creation designed to imitate the human body. We have about three hundred of these killing machines. machine."

Killing...

machine?

Yu Liang looked at this strange mecha. It looked like a monster pieced together by picking up various kinds of garbage from a garbage dump. He even doubted whether this thing could run or if it would fall apart after running for a while.

The high priest looked around and ordered a guard to get on the machine and demonstrate the power of this killing machine to Yu Liang.

"Live ammunition, go to the ground and display it." The high priest gave the order. This is the simplest way to show military height.

Hearing this, the engineers also set their sights on the high priest, and they asked: "Are the newly developed drop bombs also implemented?"

"Yes." The high priest nodded, "We must show the Lord our highest etiquette."

Several engineers came to the corner, took out three or four spherical bombs the size of a human head from a wooden box, then put the bombs into a net bag and hung them on the waist of the mecha.

The high priest pointed at the bomb on the waist of the mecha and said with excitement: "This is a bomb made by us by gathering the Whistle Beast Civilization, Grass Infant Civilization and a magical special power. Its invention was an absolute accident. It has extremely terrifying powers." The power of."

The High Priest was rarely so out of control, indicating that he truly considered the weapon worthy of showing off.

It introduced the name of the bomb to Yu Liang——

"Made by unknown engineers underground, it absorbs the essence of the earth. It is called a goblin bomb. This is the first generation of goblin bombs."

Yu Liang: "???"

Goblin bomb?

Did you make this? !