The author's diary of ghost stories

All the players involuntarily moved away from the direction of the bathroom, and the singing toilet man retracted into the sewer with a pair of big bloodshot eyes. Its range of activities seemed to be only the bathroom, so it was completely uninterested in other people who had not entered the bathroom. .

"Stay away from the things in this room that can accommodate heads, and make sure you are not attacked by surprise." Now Yu Liang has replaced Xiao Hei as the backbone of this team, so he naturally took over the commanding task.

In fact, after he showed that his team was capable of crushing the T1 level elders, these people had completely obeyed him in general.

In a more dangerous environment, you must rely on the strong. The other players present know this very well. Any player with T1 strength does not rely on luck.

Of course, if Yu Liang knew about such psychological activities, he would probably touch his nose in embarrassment.

To a certain extent, he was indeed lucky, and the starting point was to draw Master of Lifestyle Li Huachao from the card pool.

However, in this village now, the strength of T1 alone is still a bit insufficient.

Yu Liang silently glanced in the direction of the bathroom. The smell of the toilet man was not strong, and it even seemed to have a bad taste, but it had an "irresistible" smell.

This is a kind of regular power called "death".

Just like the cold bird that spans time and space and transcends life and death encountered in the zoo, it does not really have the ability to manipulate time and space at will, but under certain circumstances, it can do this.

So the rules for today's toilet man are probably...

The "instant death" rule within the confines of the restroom.

It would be great if the "instant death" range of this model of toilet man could be tested. Monsters of this type are most likely to come in groups. They are like landmines buried in this village, and may disguise themselves as different It looks like a big surprise for anyone who steps on it.

So Yu Liang summoned the human-headed spider, which had always had little presence in the universe, and then gently threw it into the bathroom, trying to conduct a simple experiment with the human-headed spider.

They are all human heads. Isn’t this toilet man discriminating?

However, the human-headed spider did not think so. It kicked its legs to express its resistance while it was still in the air. However, it had no ability to control itself at all and could only watch as it fell into the surgeon's helpless hands. head on the corpse.

Fortunately, Toilet Man seems to be able to sense the difference between strange creatures and humans, so the human-headed spider will not trigger Toilet Man's "instant death" rule.

After the human-headed spider landed on the headless corpse, it seemed to have forgotten its situation. It immediately happily climbed to the neck of the corpse, inserted the eight spider legs into the neck, and then inserted its own The head was installed, just like a dove occupying a magpie's nest.

A male body has a woman's head, a stiff and weird smile, and deeply sunken eyes, which makes it look scary.

The human-headed spider controlled the surgeon's body to stand up and swayed towards Yu Liang. The smile on his face became more flattering, as if he was trying to please Yu Liang, but this smile was somewhat ugly.

You actually still have such ability?

Yu Liang looked at the surgeon who stood up again, feeling surprised, so he quickly glanced at the character card of the human-headed spider.

There is still only one ability related to "poison" on the character card, which means that the ability of the human-headed spider is very weak and has not been recorded in the world of ghost stories.

It just occupies the body and cannot exert the abilities of the specific original owner, so it is of no use.

He felt a little regretful and couldn't help but look at the face of the human-headed spider a few more times, complaining about the weird smile in his heart.

Fortunately, Li Huachao is not here now. If Li Huachao saw your ugly smile, he would definitely slap you twice.

Just when the human-headed spider was about to walk out of the bathroom, the toilet seat opened again, and the ferocious head appeared again. It bit the human-headed spider with a pair of yellow-stained sharp teeth, but when the toilet man stretched his neck halfway, He suddenly stopped again, with a puzzled look in his eyes, and the content of Gao's song also took an unexpected turn.

"Man? Woman?" There was obviously confusion in the voice, and then it thought for a while and silently retracted into its toilet and closed the toilet lid again.

"Huh?" Yu Liang and others naturally witnessed the whole process, and they began to think involuntarily. It seemed that they could deduce the rules attached to it from the behavior of the person on the toilet just now.

When the human-headed spider appeared, the toilet man did not attack, but after it possessed the body and stood up, the toilet man attacked again, but gave up the attack when he opened the toilet lid and saw the surgeon at this time.

The Toilet Man does not attack a single head. It only attacks a person with a complete body. It will only realize that something is wrong after getting out of the toilet seat and hide in the toilet again.

As for why it stopped attacking, it was not because it discovered that the human-headed spider was not a human being. From its words, it can be known that it regarded the human-headed spider as a human being, but it could not distinguish between men and women, so it finally gave up the attack.

You can't tell the difference between men and women, so you give up the attack?

Yu Liang couldn't help but maliciously speculate in his mind, could it be because of LGBT gender benefits?

Today's surgeons should be considered biological men, but since the head belongs to a woman, their psychological identification is naturally that of a woman. They perfectly meet the definition of sexual minorities. They have superimposed buffs and even obtained "death avoidance" in front of the toilet man. gold medal".

The human-headed spider walked to Yu Liang's side and followed Yu Liang honestly.

Seeing that the human-headed spider was so keen on occupying headless corpses, Yu Liang didn't bother to take it back and just followed it.

From the looks of it, their player team is not short of players at all.

"Would you like to look for clues here? Your strange creature doesn't seem to be attacked by the toilet man. You can give it a try." Xiao Hei suggested.

"Yes." Several other players agreed.

Obviously, they no longer want to explore the house by themselves. If they do it by themselves, the search efficiency will be higher, but at the same time, they will also face danger.

The advantage of the animal trainer is reflected at this moment.

"Okay." Yu Liang did not refuse. There were many strange creatures in his universe, and it was just right to search this small house.

Only T1 and T2 have some wisdom and can understand what he means, but the human snake is too big, the whistle beast is too stupid, the mother body moves too slowly, and the money-grubber is too timid. After thinking about it, it seems that only the paper people can do it.

With a gesture of his hand, thirty-seven little paper figures appeared next to Yu Liang. They jumped on Yu Liang's head and shoulders, feeling sincerely happy that they were once again shouldering an important task.

"Go search various areas and find the part containing text and bring it to me." Yu Liang gave instructions to these restless little paper people, and then thought of something, so he continued, "No, no, you don't need to bring it to me. , you just need to copy it down. You have the 'unnecessary' ability, so it shouldn't be a problem to make paper and pen to copy the text."

Next, all the players present began to wait. They stood in the center of the living room, which was the largest space and the farthest place from the furniture.

Only by staying away from places that may hide creatures similar to "Toilet Man" can they feel a sense of peace of mind.

The paper figures were busy back and forth, rummaging through boxes and cabinets looking for clues, like hard-working little bees.

Indeed, a few little paper figures used their "unfounded" abilities to create simple wings, which they could fly by simply attaching them to their bodies and waving them desperately.

This kind of flying method is probably only possessed by extremely light paper figures. Their weight is very light, but their strength is not small. It is not as good as the weird creatures in T2T3, but at least it is at the level of a normal child. The ability to use it changes. After transforming into a paper clown with enhanced physical fitness, his strength has increased to almost the same level as Yu Liang, and he can defeat Yu Liang with one punch.

To some extent, he is somewhat similar to Jerry's older cousin in Tom and Jerry.

When the little paper people are looking for it, they will pull out a head from the cabinet or the pool. They are probably cabinet people or pool people, and they are all similar types of monsters.

Just as Yu Liang expected, these monsters did not attack the non-human paper people. Instead, they looked reproachfully when the paper people were rummaging through the boxes, as if blaming them for exposing themselves to the sun. Lost the concealment of ambushing humans.

From this point of view, the intelligence level of these furniture people is very low, they are not advanced monster creatures, they just have rules-level abilities.

This also made Yu Liang secretly frightened. From the looks of it, the furniture people were just soldiers in the village, and soldiers all had the root ability of "instant death"...

It's absolutely terrifying.

The little paper people only focused on their own tasks and did not have any conflicts with these furniture people. From this point of view, they were quite docile and virtuous.

About five minutes later, more than thirty paper figures came back with their own achievements. They probably acted separately, so they were probably divided into several groups, and each clue was the credit of each group.

"Who comes first?" Yu Liang looked at the notes on the backs of these little paper figures and reached out to take them. The other paper figure quickly handed his note into Yu Liang's hand.

[Be careful with cabinets, toilets, sinks, and electric fans. Be careful. Their positions change every day. Don’t get too close. Take one step forward and one step back to find out where they are! 】

This was probably the person who entered the house accidentally, and he also noticed the presence of the furniture man.

[Johnny is dead and Hei San is dead, but I saw them again. They were hiding in the pool. They might know something, but they didn’t tell me. Why didn’t they tell me? 】

[Just hide in this room, be careful of everything outside, don’t go out, don’t go out]

[Don’t go out after dark, be careful of the monsters that steal your heart]

[People have two hands, yes, people have two hands, be careful with her left hand! 】

[Shh - don't make any noise, He is sleeping, they, all of them are walking softly, because they are all living in His dream. 】

[Broken house, new house, paper house, noodle house, this is a noodle house. 】

[Touch and look at yourself, touch and look at yourself]

"Huh?" Yu Liang noticed what was written on the last note and subconsciously touched his body.

There was no change visually, but from a tactile perspective, he suddenly found an ups and downs that he could no longer perceive.

Yes, no undulations, no thickness.

Am I turning into a face?

Am I becoming flat?

Yu Liang tried to feel his own thickness, but at this moment he seemed to feel that wherever his hands touched were flat surfaces.

It's all flat.

The front of the face is flat, the side of the face is flat, and the back of the skull is also flat.

He couldn't tell any difference.

There would never be any difference between a flat surface and a flat surface.

But his eyes...

Why is everything still three-dimensional in his vision?

Everything in the eyes has thickness, but the actual feeling is not.

Is it another visual deception?

At this time, the last paper man handed another note to Yu Liang.

[Run, run, run backwards, while the door is still open, run! This way you still have a chance to leave, and the longer you delay, the faster the change will happen! +]

"The first time?" Yu Liang turned back and looked at the door of the house. At this moment, the door was completely closed, and through the window on the side, he could see that the outside of the house was gradually getting dark.

Night has fallen.

There are monsters in the night that steal hearts.

Damn it, the door was already closed.

Yu Liang glanced at the paper man, and his mood suddenly turned bad: "Such important information was not given to me first?"

The paper man scratched his head and said in a childish electronic voice: "The important thing is the stage, the finale, dang dang dang!"

Yu Liang: "..."

Probably aware of Yu Liang's irritability, the paper man thought a little more and used his imaginary ability to conjure up three or four dried chrysanthemums and handed them to Yu Liang: "Get rid of the fire."

Yu Liang: "..."

What the hell do you know about Chinese medicine?

These notes were quickly circulated in the hands of several players. They all checked their bodies and found similar results to Yu Liang.

They became flat and seemed to be transforming from three dimensions to two dimensions.

"Two-dimensional... transformation?" Xiao Hei thought, suddenly noticed something, pointed to the floor tiles under his feet and said, "The whole living room has become narrower."

Yu Liang looked along his fingers. He didn't have much impression in his mind. In his eyes, the entire floor seemed to have always been this big.

"Indeed, it has become narrower." The architect squatted down and measured the entire living room with his hands.

Thanks to these little paper people, their search just now probably found the locations of all the furniture people. The note said that the furniture people refresh their positions every day, which means that their positions are fixed today, so avoid related You can move around freely in this house.

"Don't look at it. Two-dimensional eyes can't see two-dimensional things. Touch them with your hands and listen with your ears. That's another world."

The architect touched the ground with his hand and said in a voice that hinted at surprise.

Surprisingly surprising.

At the same time, the perspective moves back along the route that Yu Liang and others entered. When you walk out of the door and observe from another angle, you can find that the so-called house is just a flat image.

As the perspective gradually narrows, more information will appear in this area. The flat house is an icon printed on the ceramic plate, and above the icon...

It's a complete toilet.

Sorry, it's a little late, but fortunately I've finished it