The autobiography I wrote cannot be a tragedy

"Really 1.5 million?" Mother Duan held the card, her voice trembling with excitement.

"Well... didn't I tell you that I took 50,000 yuan out before, but I didn't expect this guy to be so profitable." Duan Xian glanced at Meng Lang and finally said so.

"Xiao Meng, what do you do? You can make so much money in just two years of work?"

After getting excited, Duan's mother was still a little suspicious.

"Axian, you should explain it to your aunt. You won't even forget what I did, right?"

Meng Lang kicked the ball directly to Duan Xian, and the resentment in his words came straight to his face.

Duan Xian was speechless, I know shit, I know it!

Worried that her mother would misunderstand the origin of the money, she could only quickly search in her mind for the most popular money-making industries this year...

"He does live broadcasts."

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"Oh! So it's a live broadcast! I know this. I've seen it when I clean up acne marks. It's said that young people nowadays are so awesome that they can earn hundreds of thousands for a live broadcast. Is that true, Xiao Meng?"

"Uh...yes, Auntie, that's what I do." Seeing Duan Xian wink at him, Meng Lang could only admit it with a smile.

"Originally, I wanted to ask A-Yin to do a live broadcast together, because his appearance is not popular among thousands of girls. However, after coming here, I realized that I was wrong. It turns out that there is someone more suitable.

Auntie, with your and uncle's looks, as long as you are on camera, you will definitely be on the level of the Condor Heroes. "

"You kid is just talking nonsense about the Condor Heroes." Duan's mother couldn't help laughing and said.

After the weight of the mountain on her shoulders was removed, most of the sadness on Duan's mother's face disappeared, and her whole person became radiant.

"Hey, Auntie, I'm not talking nonsense. With his appearance, Ah Xian has inherited one-tenth of your and uncle's excellent genes. Compared to you two, he is nothing compared to you.

If you two start a live broadcast, you don't even need to use beauty, just crush those little freshmen! "

Duan's mother was so amused that the look in Meng Lang's eyes became more and more satisfied.

"Xiao Meng, how old are you? Do you have a girlfriend?"

"I'm 24, not yet."

"Oh, do you want to buy a house and settle in Sioux City next?"

"Hmm...I haven't thought about this yet."

"Su City is pretty good, hurry up and think about it. By the way, Xiao Meng, where are you from? Do you have any brothers or sisters at home?"

Meng Lang was stunned for a moment.

Why do these words... sound familiar?

"Mom! Why do you have so many problems, prodigal son, don't you still have to go to work in the afternoon?"

Duan Xian saw that the building was getting more and more crooked, so he quickly spoke.

"Oh! Yes, I still have to go to work in the afternoon. Auntie, I will come to see uncle next time. If you need any help, please feel free to ask!"

Meng Lang, who couldn't bear Duan's mother's enthusiasm, was granted amnesty.

"Okay! Go and get busy, work is important, but next time we must have dinner at my aunt's house! A-Xian, send Xiao Meng off quickly."

When Meng Lang and Meng Lang walked out of the ward, they both breathed a sigh of relief.

"My mother is like this. She likes to nag someone if she catches him. Fortunately, he can go quickly."

"You are so blessed that you don't know your blessings. I envy you locals who can still hear your parents nagging you from time to time. Speaking of which, I haven't been home for a long time. It's time to find time to go back and take a look. .”

Meng Lang couldn't help but think of his parents.

"Okay, you go take care of uncle. I'm leaving first. Let me know if you need any help. Oh, by the way, how to get to the outpatient building?"

"Just go straight over there and turn around. Why are you going to the outpatient building?" Duan Xian asked doubtfully.

"Isn't it time to come to the hospital for a physical examination?"

"Physical examination? What's wrong with you?"

You only need to have a physical examination if you don't feel uncomfortable. When you really feel uncomfortable, then it's almost time for me to treat you to a meal...

"Haven't you heard? The richer you are, the more you fear death."

Duan Xian suddenly looked strange.

Rich people? Isn't your mentality change too quick?

Before leaving, Meng Lang seemed to suddenly remember something and nudged Duan Xian with his elbow.

"Hey! Let me ask you something, do you have a younger sister?"

"Huh?" Duan Xian was stunned for a moment, "How come you know it again? I don't think I mentioned it to you, right?

And the same thing happened before. Who told you about my dad? "

"Humph! Time will tell you the truth!" Meng Lang looked enigmatic.

It is the vanity of human nature to want people to know that they have a secret, but not to let others know what the secret is. Wait until they ask and ask them to guess.

Meng Lang believed that he was a layman.

"Don't change the subject. Did you notice that when my aunt saw such an excellent me, she might be thinking of recruiting a son-in-law? How about my future uncle, are you satisfied with your future brother-in-law?"

Duan Xian's expression suddenly became strange.

"If you really want to, of course I have no objection?"

"Huh?" This time, Meng Lang was stunned.

This is different from what is described in the book. What about the proposed opposition attitude? Could it be that I changed the future again?

"You have a problem! Is there a hidden secret here?"

Unexpectedly, Duan Xian sighed.

"Alas! My family is unfortunate..."

…

"Patient No. 65, please wait in the waiting hall after taking the medicine, and enter the second clinic of the Department of Gastroenterology in half an hour."

"OK, thanks."

After drinking the medicine, Meng Lang took the medical insurance card and bar code, went to the waiting hall and found a seat to sit down.

The waiting room is spacious and bright, and the overall white background color makes people feel comfortable. It is well ventilated and does not have the usual disinfectant smell of a hospital.

Looking at the patients, doctors and nurses coming and going, Meng Lang's thoughts began to wander as he was bored and waiting.

The First Affiliated Hospital of Soochow University is one of the three clinical medical schools directly affiliated to the School of Medicine of Soochow University and is a tertiary-level hospital.

That's right, it's the "Soochow University School of Medicine" that "I" in "The Scream" wants to apply for.

The Department of Medicine of Soochow University has 5 schools, 3 clinical schools and 9 research institutes.

There are more than 3,000 graduate students, nearly 5,000 full-time undergraduates, more than 500 foreign students, and more than 800 faculty and staff. The teaching staff is strong and maintains cooperative and exchange relationships with many well-known scientific research institutes around the world. It is the top in the Yangtze River Delta region. well-known medical schools.

Meng Lang had finished reading "The Scream" at that time, and out of curiosity, he searched for this medical department, so he knew something about it.

I didn’t expect to have a gastroscopy today, but I had some interaction with it.

"Husband, I'm a little scared~" Just as he was sighing, there was a girl next to him cooing and coquettishly.

Meng Lang turned his head and realized that a young couple had arrived next to him.

"It's okay, honey. Didn't I tell you it was a painless gastroscopy? It was done without feeling at all." The boyfriend comforted the girl by putting his arm around her shoulders.

"But I'm still a little scared. I heard that I have to stuff it into my mouth...it feels so scary when I think about it~"

The boy smiled evilly and said something in the girl's ear, which made the girl squeal.

"Oh, you are so bad!"

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. I've checked everything. The painless gastroscopy doesn't hurt at all. It can be done in three to five minutes.

When you finish, I will accompany you to eat your favorite Hedi Lao. "

"Well! Husband, you are so kind~"

It was obvious that this was a man and woman who were still in love. Not only their voice but also their body language was crooked. Meng Lang had a toothache.

Today's young people, can you pay attention to the occasion when feeding dog food?

You successfully attracted the attention of a lemon spirit...

"Actually, painless gastroscopy... is not completely painless."

The young couple looked over in surprise, but did not notice that Meng Lang's pupils were slightly out of focus at this time.

“Did you know that painless gastroscopy uses a quick-acting anesthetic to paralyze the person’s center of consciousness, making the person in a coma for a gastroscopy?

This anesthetic is called propofol, which has the characteristics of fast anesthesia effect, quick recovery, and few side effects.

It can reduce the patient's heart rate, intracranial pressure and intraocular pressure, reduce the patient's brain oxygen consumption and blood flow, and reduce the fluid secretion of the cavity organs, but the analgesic effect is very weak.

So as you can see, before we are anesthetized, we will also take 'lidocaine gel' 30 minutes in advance to fully anesthetize the gastric mucosa.

When the gastroscope enters the esophagus from the mouth and then into the stomach cavity, it will inevitably irritate the posterior pharyngeal wall and gastric mucosa. Therefore, after the anesthesia takes effect, adverse reactions such as pain, gastrointestinal discomfort, dizziness, nausea and regurgitation will still occur.

So...I think it's impossible to fish from the bottom of the river. "

The young men and women were dumbfounded.

After reacting, the boy became a little angry and said, "You...who are you?"

"Me?" Meng Lang's eyes gradually returned to clarity, and he couldn't help but slowly reveal his white teeth.

"A civil servant."