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Chapter 169: Uniform Temptation

"Hey! Here we go again, when will these days end!"

The sighing classmate Shuishui knocked the head of Wu Fei beside him and shouted in his ear: "Your posture is wrong, get up and go back to sleep!"

Lao Wu opened his sleepy eyes and said angrily: "Here it comes again? What is it this time, a toad with three legs or a strange fish with eight heads?"

"Actually, the environmental pollution in the ocean is not as serious as you think, Lao Wu, and there are only a small number of mutated and deformed monsters." Ruoshui said seriously: "Looking at the situation today, we can probably have delicious food for dinner.

Shark fin feast”

When it came to eating, Lao Wu started drooling and climbed out of his big flying bed. However, he held up the awning with his hands and looked outside, and immediately took a breath of cold air, "Shui Shui, what are you saying?"

Well, I think those guys are just fine with a feast of human flesh, and the possibility of us eating shark fins is infinitely close to zero!"

"If you know this, why don't you start quickly? Do you really want to treat those guys to eat canned human flesh from Langzhou brand?" Ruoshui said angrily: "Go, I support you mentally. The encouragement of friends will be your strongest support."

Backing up!"

"Damn! Mental support is useless, I despise it!" He just gave Ruoshui his middle finger, accepted his fate and raised his sword light, flew towards a large group of "shark fins" swimming in front of the ship and rushed forward.

Wu first unleashed a storm of sword energy, which was heavier than rain. Almost all the owners of the shark fins in the sea were injured, and then they smeared oil on the soles of their feet and flew away to the west with a stinging sound.

There were hundreds of level 92 sharks playing leisurely in the sea. They were suddenly beaten for no reason, and then they found that their smooth skin had been cut with numerous cuts by the sword energy falling from the sky. The culprit was

He didn't even apologize, he just slapped his butt and ran away. He was so angry that a large group of fish all became furious and chased Lao Wu in the direction where he disappeared.

"Get up, get up, Comrade Lao Wu has already started long-distance running, everyone, get up!" Seeing that Lao Wu succeeded in attracting monsters, Ruoshui screamed at the top of his voice, slapped the ink painting chair, and flew over from the air. "Comrades,

The most evil class enemy is right across the street, for the sake of New China, everyone, rush forward!"

A dozen figures suddenly appeared from the giant boat on the sea, and they opened their hands and released countless flying swords, killing the remaining ten or so sharks on the sea. After all, Lao Wu's sword energy was not full-coverage.

It was inevitable that some fish would slip through the net. Those guys who were not lured away in this way had poor eyesight. When they saw the giant boat sailing into their gathering area, they thought it was a big fish swimming by.

When I came in, I was so happy. Just when I wanted to swim over and taste this big guy, I was blinded by the numerous swords and lights on the boat.

Although the King Shark's level is quite high, it is not an elite monster. Although its attack power is frighteningly high, its defensive ability is also very average. Everyone has been sailing in the open sea for the past few days and their levels have all improved. It has long been difficult to deal with these big guys.

Just like at the beginning, we had no choice but to do anything. Now everyone has an orderly division of labor. Spells, flying swords and magic weapons are highly layered. One lang is higher than the other. In a short time, the remaining ten or so sharks are all gone.

Kill them all and successfully pass through the sea area where tuna sharks gather.

After all, it was a level 90 monster. In addition to a few pieces of rubbish, it actually dropped a fifth-level magic weapon. Ruoshui saw that the thing's light did not look like an ordinary thing. He used his Qi to grab it and took it back for a look, only to find that it was just an ordinary piece.

An offensive magic weapon, so he handed it to Taozi and continued to go back to heaven to be his scout out of boredom.

Since entering the sea, Ruoshui's good deeds have increased extremely quickly. Regardless of mental skills, sword skills, or spell skills, he has reached extremely high levels. Compared with these advanced skills, the lethality that these fifth-level magic weapons can exert is only

There is a lot of difference. Therefore, unless it has a spell attack bonus or a magic weapon with a special purpose, other fourth- and fifth-level magic weapons are no longer worthy of Ruoshui's eyes. There are a lot of equipment acquired these days.

Except for magic weapons and other things that can only be sold for money, most of the remaining Ruoshui were thrown to Taozi and the three of them.

"Brother, you are so generous. You just threw away the fifth-level magic weapon..." Taozi took the magic weapon and looked at it, and found that it was actually a fifth-level magic weapon, so she sighed exaggeratedly. Unexpectedly, Xiaoran touched it like a ghost.

When he got behind her, he stretched out his hand to grab it, "The fifth-level one? Well, I used it just right, so thank you, big brother!" Xiao Ran, Loneliness Like Fireworks, and Tao Zi have been classmates for many years in reality, and Ruoshui met him in person.

After meeting each other a few times, they became quite familiar with each other, so the two of them always called Ruoshui "eldest brother"

"Xiao Ran, I haven't even covered the heat yet and you grabbed it, it's so shameless!" Seeing Xiao Ran, Tao Zi stuffed the magic weapon into her own magic bag, and then she couldn't stop joking with the loneliness like fireworks,

He didn't even look at himself, knowing that this thing was a sheep in a tiger's mouth and could never get it back, so he gave Xiaoran a serious look as if nothing had happened, and then turned back to Ruoshui to express his bitterness: "Dear cousin

Brother, you don’t even care about people robbing your sister’s things!”

"Come on, no matter what good things I give you, the three of you will secretly divide them among you in the end. Do you think I'm stupid?" Ruoshui didn't even look at Tao Zi. This kind of trick has been common since he was a child.

, I am really immune. "You have almost wiped out all my belongings in the past few days, and you still have the nerve to try this trick to deceive me."

"Oh, how could you say that, cousin?" Taozi's signature laughter rang out, she stretched out her hand, held Xiao Ran in one hand, and slipped away with the loneliness of fireworks in the other hand, "Cousin

Sir, you fight monsters piece by piece anyway, so it’s appropriate to give us a few things. By the way, don’t throw rubbish to me next time, because it will make us worry about dividing the spoils into different categories!”

"This damn girl!" Ruoshui was speechless. If he had known it that day, he would not have revealed her identity. The result was good. This little money addict was only a little calmer in the first day, but in the next few days, he became lawless and thought of ways.

Fortunately, Ruoshui mainly relies on magic and flying swords to get by. Otherwise, if he was robbed by this girl, his strength would have dropped several levels immediately.

At this time, Lao Wu had already fled back from a distance with his sword light. As soon as he flew back, he shouted, "Damn, this trip has exhausted me to death. These shark fins are following so closely. Fortunately, I brought them into a group."

There were more than a hundred level monsters, and they had to fight against their own monsters to get back so quickly."

"Hey, there is no way. If we don't go through this, this boat must have been torn apart by those monsters long ago, and there is no way to leave. By then, everyone will be finished together. The boss has already given the reward in advance. We can't just give up and say no.

"Qian" Ruoshui took a look at the huge boat on the sea. Now some people believe that this ship is a ghost ship on the sea. Because there is no shipbuilder, the parts damaged by the storm last time cannot be repaired. The ship

The tractor crossbow placed at the tail was also lost at sea. The boss has been worrying about this matter these days. If Lao Wu and Ruoshui hadn't gone online every day, they would have gone up to the sky to act as scouts for everyone, and lured away all the dangerous monsters in advance.

, based on the level of danger in the open sea, this ship simply cannot survive today.

Mentioning the reward from Mandrill Long Yuxue, Lao Wu's eyes suddenly sparkled. He put away his sword light and Ruoshui and squeezed to sit on a bench, "Damn, those two Taoist books are really good things, and I can get more of them."

A few copies will be enough”

"I'm telling you to stop trying to trick me. I've learned from my two books a long time ago. Besides, this thing can only be used once. It won't work if you use the same book again. Even if I give you 10,000 copies, it won't work for you.

"

"Who says it's useless? You can still sell it. It's worth a lot of gold... But Shuishui, you said it would be great if I could use seven or eight copies of this Taoist book at once. Then wouldn't I be invincible in the world?

Ha ha ha ha!"

If Shui Xin says that even now I don't think that player can beat you, and I will give you seven or eight more swordsmanship books to increase your sword fighting power, then should the others join in?

Lao Wujian Ruoshui didn't answer, so he thought about it for a long time, drooling and giggling while thinking about it. However, after a while, he seemed to think about something troublesome again, and suddenly sighed.

Ruoshui stretched out his hand and touched Lao Wu's head, "Well, it's a bit hot. It seems that the fuse in his brain has burned out. Hey, sexual desire can kill people. You need Mr. Shui to do the surgery for you. Come on, please take care of your head."

Stretch it out, and the Third Master will give you a good blow." As he said that, he took out a shining sword and prepared to operate on Lao Wu.

"Holy crap! Are you going to operate or kill someone?" Lao Wu dodged Ruoshui's sword that was about to stab him, but suddenly stopped aside and said to him seriously: "Lao Wu, let me tell you something."

"What's up"

"You have to promise first that you won't tell anyone else."

"Damn, you think my nickname of "Human Safe" is fake. Don't worry, I will never talk about anything that goes into my ears!"

Well, at most I just write a few anonymous posts and send them to the most lively forum on the Internet. Ruoshui will never "tell" them to others anyway, he promised in his heart.

"Then you have to promise to help me after listening to this."

"Damn it, if you don't say anything, the third master will leave. Why is there so much nonsense?"

"Okay, okay, I said, I said, actually, how should I put it, I, I recently..." Lao Wu suddenly changed from his usual big mouth and was speechless.

Ruoshui was so experienced. When he saw the peach blossom look on the face of the guy in front of him and the abnormal signs in recent days, he still didn't understand what was wrong with this guy, but he pretended not to understand and deliberately teased him:

: "Lao Wu, what are you doing? Do you want to say it? If you don't say it, I can leave."

Just like that, he raised his head and looked at the people on the boat, then shook out his flying bed, sat on it, put his arms around his shoulders and said: "No, I am... Damn, if you want to die, you will die."

Ten thousand years, isn’t it just a word? I’ll fight hard! Shuishui, listen to me, I’ve recently had my first love..."

"Aren't you going to tell me that you like men? Damn it, Lao Wu, Third Master, I don't like this..."

"Who told you that I like men? Am I that kind of person?" Lao Wu finally plucked up the courage to reveal his feelings, but Ruoshui suddenly changed the subject. He blushed with anger and stretched out his hand to give her a hug.

If you drink some water

Ruoshui dodged away, "You're already this old, and you actually told me that you were in love. I still believe you when you say you want to change your taste."

"Shui Shui, your thoughts are too dirty. What does age mean? I'm only twenty-four years old. This is the first time..."

"What? You are still a young girl, Lao Wu? This is outrageous!"

"Damn, I spilled the beans... Shuishui, please stop talking nonsense and pay attention to the spirit. What I mean when I say I'm in love is that, although I have liked women before..."

"Did you like men later?"

"No, no, it's because I like girls..."

"So you like men now?"

Lao Wu was so angry that Ruoshui was messing with him that he pushed Shadian Yinshuang directly onto Ruoshui's neck, "You are wordy, I will chop you right away!"

Ruoshui looked at the bruised old man, and made a motion to cover his mouth, indicating that he would stop talking. After that, he put away the sword angrily, sat down with a golden sword, and continued.

: "...Where did I just say it?"

"So now you like boys... No, you used to like girls." Ruoshui quickly changed his words when he saw that the veins on Lao Wu's forehead were showing signs of bulging again.

"Yes, I want to say that I have fallen in love with someone recently. Although I have liked a few girls in the past, I don't have the feeling I have now. How should I put it? It's just one kind of... Damn, I don't like it either.

I can’t tell you what it feels like, but it’s just a good feeling. To put it simply, I like a certain girl below.” He calmed down with a strange look on his face. This look seemed to Ruoshui.

, it should be called one of the love syndrome syndromes - lovesickness

"Damn it, I'm not a poet. If you insist on telling me that you are in love, just tell me that you have fallen in love with one of the girls below. Why are you going to such trouble?"

Lao Wu blushed and nodded, and then defended: "Of course it's my first love. Although I also liked other girls before, I never said it out loud... Damn, I just lied again."

"Wow hahahaha, you are still a baby after all!" Ruoshui pointed at Lao Wu's nose and burst into laughter, "It turns out that even if I have fallen in love before, I still have a crush on you. No wonder I feel different. Boss, you are so awesome. Look.

Come here, I will make a sign of an extinct virgin and hang it on you... Well, if I didn't say anything just now, you continue."

Lao Wu took a deep breath and dispersed the sword energy that was about to hit Ruoshui. Then he glared at this guy and said, "If I hear some people talking nonsense again in the future..."

"Hahahaha, the moon is so round today, but the sun is a bit strong, so I can't see clearly... Lao Wu, who have you fallen in love with after talking for a long time? Could it be Sister Xue Wuqing?"

"Damn it, Sister Xue Wuqing's eyes are almost taking root on the boss. If I dare to attack her, I won't be beaten alive by the boss."

"That's true, but I think it's more likely that Xue Wuqing will attack you by herself...couldn't it be that girl Xiao Xiaoran? Let me tell you, although she is already a senior, she is still young and she is a genius girl

Come here, I heard that I only went to junior high school and high school for two years..." That's all. At this time, he wanted to sword again, but this time Ruoshui hid far away, not giving him this chance.

Seeing Wu Fei shaking his head like this, Ruoshui's face suddenly changed and said: "It can't be my sister? I advise you to do less of this kind of life-threatening thing. Even if you can't be tortured to death, you will definitely be sold somewhere.

I don’t want to work hard in exchange for money, but I don’t want to go to some African indigenous tribe or a black coal mine in a certain province to redeem you.”

"Damn, arrange it like this for your sister. If she hears it, you'll be dead, but it's not her." It's nothing more than that. It makes me sweat after hearing this. This girl Tao Zi does like money, but it doesn't seem to be so.

sharp

"Hey, it turns out it's not her. It's good to save me from having to collect your body after you die... I can't see it, I can't see it. I thought that only people like me who have suffered so much have already been with women comrades."

Only senior ** who have had many in-depth exchanges will have this special hobby. I didn’t expect that you are just such a thick eyebrows and a young girl, but you are so good at this. Tsk tsk, you watch a lot of certain movies, and you are so seduced by uniforms.

This bite..."

Just like that, his face turned red and he said, "You, you." Nothing came out for a long time. Ruoshui leaned over and hugged Lao Wu's shoulders and said: "Yeah, but having said that, I also like the uniform temptation, so beautiful.

A little nun, she is indeed very attractive, if it weren’t for the rabbit, it wouldn’t be

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