The Beastman of Transmigration

() There is a long stone path connecting the abandoned energy matrix to the castle suspended in the void. From the moment he stepped on the stone steps, the green lobster kept chattering in Wang Meng's ears.

Although there was a lot of nonsense, it finally gave Wang Meng some useful information.

From Green Lobster's description, Wang Meng knew that this place should be the site of an ancient civilization. It was unclear whether this civilization came from the big universe or was a local derivation of Aquablue Planet.

Moreover, Green Lobster also told Wang Meng that this castle was an empty city and a ghost town, with no living beings inside.

Green Lobster's words aroused the hidden curiosity in Wang Meng's heart.

This castle is quite a magical place!

After entering the gate, Wang Meng glanced at all the buildings in the city.

When I first saw it, even with Wang Meng's critical eye, which had appreciated the buildings of scientific and technological civilization in his previous life, he was so shocked by the beauty of this building that he couldn't even say a word.

Wang Meng can be sure that these buildings, which are completely inspired by the physical form of nature, will surpass the buildings he saw on the Internet in his previous life, such as the White House in the United States, the Taj Mahal in India, and the Louvre in Gaul.

If in the ancient poem, Tao Yuanming, who has returned to nature, sees this, he probably won't think about what is natural or unnatural. This is artificial pure nature.

Okay, Wang Meng admitted that he was already a little incoherent in his heart.

Green Lobster has obviously been here for a long time. He is not bored with these buildings, but at least there is nothing new or surprising anymore.

After wandering around the city, Wang Meng turned his eyes to Green Lobster again and rolled his eyes.

"Hey, why is there no one here?"

Following the rap of Green Lobster, Wang Meng also shook his body, twisted his hips, shook his tiger paw, and asked.

When Green Lobster heard this, he obviously wanted to show off his skills in front of Wang Meng so that he could know what real rap was.

"Yoyo, the great, handsome, extraordinary, the artist Green Lobster who has fascinated thousands of female life forms, yoyo, let me tell you...it seems, I don't know either, oh~"

While rapping, the Green Lobster began to pose in various sexy poses again, such as a discus thrower, Rodin's meditation, and even the King of Men costumes.

However, the last three words that Green Lobster leaked so domineeringly made Wang Meng feel like his eggs were shattered on the ground.

After putting up so many tricks and playing it cool for so long, in the end, he only gave this answer. Wang Meng just wanted to curse in his heart, are you a prefix party!

This feeling is similar to watching an island country love action movie in my previous life. The male protagonist kissed her, kissed her, rubbed her with oil, and put on a condom. In the end, she discovered that the heroine was a shemale.

Disgusted to the ground!

Speechlessly wiping the sweat from his forehead.

"Hey lobster, let me ask you a very serious question. Has anyone ever praised you like me?" Wang Meng asked the green lobster with a serious expression.

That way, it sounded a bit like a conversation between a national leader.

"How to praise?" The green lobster didn't know why, and scratched his iron-shelled head, with two big question marks reflected in his pupils.

Wang Meng "cough" and cleared his throat. It made people feel how serious this matter was.

"Let's just say...your art is bullshit..."

After hearing Wang Meng's words, Green Lobster's brows drooped quickly. His face looked gloomy as if a dark cloud had drifted over.

The green lobster turned his head, stopped walking, and said in a serious voice: "Uh, can I tell you something?"

When Wang Meng couldn't respond, Green Lobster continued: "You insulting my art like this is more dangerous than insulting my person!"

Wang Meng chewed for a while. Hearing these words, he felt a bit threatening. Looking at his face, the threatening smell was even stronger.

Wang Meng tugged at his hair and wondered if he had touched the horse's butt.

"I told you, this is a compliment!"

He smiled sarcastically, that smile, uh, so hypocritical. Wang Meng tried to dissuade the green lobster to calm down his anger, and thought to himself, young man, why are you so impulsive? Stay calm!

Just when Wang Meng thought Green Lobster had calmed down, the latter's words were like a sword, piercing his face.

"I have decided, I want to challenge you!"

What? Unfortunately, he got hit! A question mark hung on Wang Meng’s forehead again, followed by an exclamation mark!

"What's the challenge?"

The green lobster challenged himself, and Wang Meng smiled inwardly. In terms of cultivation, he was an F-level junior like himself. In terms of appearance, bah bah bah, I am comparing my appearance with a lobster. It is too low. Does he have any appearance?

I remember when I ate at KFC in my previous life, the shrimp rolls had their heads peeled off...

"The challenge project is...my new song!" However, Green Lobster obviously knows where his shortcomings are and knows how to use his strengths and avoid weaknesses. Although his strengths are not necessarily that many.

Before Wang Meng could react, Green Lobster began to perform hard, "Yo yo, the loneliness of the deep sea, no one understands, yo yo, the ancient castle is like a cake, yo yo, the green lobster comes from the bottom of the sea to the castle, yo yo, green lobster, where is the artist?"

Your singing voice is everywhere, oh well... Yoyo, Green Lobster, artist, your singing voice is everywhere, oh well..."

After the performance, Wang Meng realized that for the first time in his life, he had the urge to throw eggs. No, the eggs were piece by piece. It was a pity that he was throwing banana peels!

After the challenge song was played, Green Lobster walked proudly to Wang Meng's side with peacock steps, and waved his big pliers. It looked like he was saying, "Young man, do you have the guts to accept the challenge?"

"Why should I accept your challenge?" However, Wang Meng immediately agreed to his wishes. In Wang Meng's eyes, the Green Lobster's provocative technique was a bit like a CD-ROM.

Faced with Wang Meng's uncooperation, Green Lobster walked up to him, and like a duel between masters, Ximen Chuixue stood on the top of the Forbidden City, holding a sword with both hands, and said to Ye Gucheng: "You have no choice!"

Is this sentence in the movie?

Wang Meng scratched the back of his head, no matter what, it felt right anyway.

"Speak more clearly." Wang Meng also instantly became possessed by Ye Gucheng, and glanced at the green lobster lightly, his eyes like a sharp sword.

"Because, if you don't accept my challenge, I will..." The green lobster's posture seemed to be about to draw out a sword, thrust out with a sword, cutting through the void of thousands of miles, but it was a divine twist, "I will...

…I will cry…”

Wang Meng: "..."

Wang Meng secretly cursed in his heart, isn't this atmosphere "The Battle at the Forbidden City"? Why did it suddenly jump to "The Pleasant Goat and the Big Big Wolf"...

Shaking his head pretentiously, Wang Meng seemed to be acting like a lost little book boy in the world.

"In that case, let me show you my ultimate art form - the eternal b-box!"

As he kept talking, Wang Meng shook his head violently, as if he had taken heroin, uh, ecstasy pills, "Boom, boom, boom, boom...boom, boom, boom...boom...

Cheek-boom-cheek-boom-boom-boom…”

After the song was over, Wang Meng instantly transformed into Li Bai, the poet sage of the Tang Dynasty. It felt like... he would be at the top of the mountain, seeing all the mountains and small mountains at a glance! Well, it seemed to be Du Fu. He secretly cursed in his heart. This was all caused by the junior high school mathematics teacher who taught part-time Chinese.

"Uh~~! I'm willing to give in!"

After listening to Wang Meng's ultimate art form, Green Lobster seemed to have opened his eyes for the first time and saw the Fire Cloud Evil God in "Tathagata Palm".

Wang Meng: "..." I thought silently in my heart, what the hell is going on in this scene...

(When I woke up, I actually wrote this chapter like this. Forget it, I released it just to give everyone some fun.)