The Beautiful Swordsman Came with a Barbecue

"Have you ever been kicked by the speed of light?"

In Polusalino's office, Polusalino worked overtime rarely. Sitting in his seat, he watched the girl keep cutting videos of her battles, with a glass of wine and a cigarette, watching her highlights.

Skyler was not that happy. She thought that Polusalino would only let her do what she knew, such as making coffee, making tea, and organizing paperwork.

But cut video? Especially this kind of film recorded by the video phone bug, it was the first time she saw it seriously, and she was not familiar with it at all, let alone cutting it.

But Polusalino didn't care, as long as he wasn't doing the work himself, he was fine anyway, and didn't he work overtime too? How rare is this?

Only Skyler is depressed, the assessment will start the day after tomorrow, but she doesn't even have a chance to hold her feet temporarily, she has to stay in this office, holding scissors and glue, and doing the oldest video "Cut" editing work.

Why did Polusalino suddenly ask Skyler to cut him a high-light combat video?

The reason is very simple, that is, there will be a meeting before the assessment two days later. At the meeting, the introductions of the two chiefs will be played. The scheming boy Sakaski finished it half a year ago.

And Polusalino didn't think about it until the end of training this afternoon, and then asked Skyler to work overtime to edit the video for him.

There are a lot of materials, but when Polusalino was fighting, he was basically motionless. Skyler searched for a long time before he found a few videos with body movements and sounds.

Looking at the subtitles written by himself on the video, Skyler didn't know which muscle was wrong, and asked a somewhat unappetizing question.

"Lieutenant General Polusalino, when you pee, you say to the toilet: 'Have you ever been naked?' Is that kind of thing?"

"Pfft~"

As soon as these words came out, even Polusalino couldn't hold back, he couldn't swallow the wine he just drank, and even vomited it out because of bouts of nausea.

"Ahem~Skyler Sauce~This kind of tiger and wolf words are not something a little girl like you should be able to say~"

Hearing this, Skyler was also a little embarrassed, but she didn't say anything. After all, this kind of scene would only get darker and darker, and the adults would just keep silent to each other, pretending that this hadn't happened.

Skyler continued to review the video he edited, watching Polusalino come and go with those four moves, three moves named after the three artifacts, plus a speed of light kick, I have to say, no matter how you look at it, it looks like " The Postscript of Journey to the West".

"Lieutenant General Polusalino, why don't you develop more moves to make yourself look cool?"

Skyler asked her own question. After all, she felt that Polusalino's fruit ability, the moves developed, and its own special effects were a pity to keep repeating them.

"Oh~ tell me, what else can I develop?"

Polusalino also seemed to want to cover the embarrassing topic with a new topic. Skyler heard this and said:

"Like Cyclops? Your light can fly out from your fingers, so it shouldn't be difficult to shoot it out with your eyes, right? Think about it, when you stare, two beams of light shoot out from your eyes, directly defeating the enemy. It must be cool, right?"

Hearing this, Polusalino put down his wine glass, adjusted his brown sunshade mirror, and said:

"That's an interesting idea~ But, why use the eyes? That would damage the eyes, so it's better to use the mouth.

Skyler Sauce~ Do you still remember what I said is the most important thing for a strong man?

Sound~ If I shouted and a light bullet flew out, it would be even more cool~"

Skyler shook her head immediately. She recalled the scene in the Dragon Ball anime where old Bick was defeated by Goku and spit out the egg.

Seeing Skyler's objection, Polusalino breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's really a pity~"

"It's not a pity, it's not a pity at all!"

Skyler thought for a while, and turned back the video a little bit. On the video, Polusalino shot an eight-foot Qiong Gouyu, a light bomb filled the sky, and then triggered a violent explosion. Looking at this scene, Skyler said :

"Lieutenant General Polusalino, does your light still have the ability to explode?"

"Hmm~"

Polusalino replied casually, and Skyler asked, "So there is 'heat'?"

"Hmm~"

"Have you ever heard that light heating is equal to fire? In other words, you can actually steal the moves of Lieutenant General Sakaski, or the moves of people with the ability to burn fruits."

Skyler doesn't know if there are people with the ability to burn the fruit, but the fruit has been recorded in the devil fruit illustrated book. If Polusalino wants it, he should be able to get the information.

Hearing Skyler's suggestion, Polusalino really showed a thoughtful expression, but he quickly shook his head and said, "Their moves are too dry, and it's uncomfortable to watch~"

Seeing Polusalino's refusal, Skyler continued to meditate, then hit his left palm with his right fist, and said with great excitement:

"I remember that your light can be condensed into a sword, that is to say, your light is plastic!

How about the Giant of Light? I have already thought about the name, so how about calling it Susanoo according to your habit? "

Hearing this, Polusalino pouted and said, "Isn't that the Buddha form of the Warring States General?

And I have a junior, who has the ability of poisonous fruit, has a trick called poison giant soldier, which is a bit like what you said

It's so disgusting~"

As he said that, Polusalino shuddered, as if disgusted by the picture in his mind.

Skyler scratched his hair and said dissatisfiedly: "Then what kind of moves do you like?"

"Skyler Sauce~ Don't be so irritable~ What I want is simple, high-end~cool~and unique~"

Polusalino "comforted" Skyler. After all, the video hadn't been edited yet, so he made a request for Skyler to continue working while thinking.

But Skyler ignored it, and just muttered dissatisfiedly:

"The requirements are so high, and high-end wave-particle duality, optical tweezers mechanics, optical communication, as well as microwave, gamma and various light applications, can you develop it?"

"boom!"

The sudden noise startled Skyler, she turned her head and saw Polusalino standing in a state of disarray, wine glasses, cigarettes, etc. were scattered all over the table.

Polusalino frowned with a sullen face, almost urging with all his strength, he had never been so nervous before.

"Who told you this?"

Polusalino breathed a sigh of relief when he sensed that the huge headquarters building was empty at this moment. He tried his best to calm his mood and asked Skyler.

Skyler also woke up from the shock at this time, and said with a puzzled look: "I heard what people said, what's wrong?"

If Skyler were to tell what she meant by what she just said, she would not be able to tell with a high probability, or without a high probability.

Being able to remember these names is already her limit, not to mention her eyes, even if the results paper is placed in front of her, she can't understand it.

Polusalino looked at Skyler. He could feel Skyler's righteousness. After a long silence, he sat back in his seat and put his legs on the dirty desk:

"Did it scare you? Skyler-chan~ I'm really sorry~"

Polusalino tried his best to maintain an ordinary attitude, but his mind had drifted to an island in the New World.

"It seems that the next time I meet you, I have to make it clear."