The beginning of Meiman is a Zanpakuto

To masturbate or not to masturbate?

Lord looked down at the black cat's lazy appearance and couldn't help thinking about this question.

If he hadn't masturbated, Michael would have guessed that he had been discovered; but if he had masturbated, if he accidentally touched the wrong place, would he have been struck by an angry Michael's sword?

hiss......

The possibility is great!

Lord suddenly felt lucky. Fortunately, when he petted the cat before, he was not so stupid as to open the cat's legs to see if it was a male or a female.

Now that I think about it, if I really break off the cat's legs, I'm afraid Michael will be furious and chop it into mincemeat!

"Meow~"

The black cat suddenly barked, rubbed his trousers with its head, blinked and looked at him pitifully, as if it wanted Lord to hug it.

"..."

Lord's mouth twitched and he hesitated for a few seconds, during which countless thoughts flashed through his mind.

Although he didn't know what kind of medicine Michael was selling in the gourd, judging from the situation where he had not hesitated to confront Lucifer for him just now, he estimated that it would not harm him in a short period of time.

Since she chose to hide her identity and become a cat and didn't want to be discovered, he could only choose to continue to act stupid.

It would be better for both parties if we don't point it out.

Once this layer of window paper is punctured, it may not be that simple.

After clearing his thoughts, Lord pretended not to know anything and bent down to pick up the black cat.

Heavy...

hairy.....

Soft...

He didn't know if it was a psychological effect, but he always felt that the black cat in his arms seemed much heavier than before.

"Meow~meow~"

The black cat found a slightly more comfortable environment in his arms, then lazily closed its eyes to rest.

This is a gift!

Even if you have a big deal at this moment, you can never let her wake up!

After all, who knows if an angel ever wakes up angry?

So for the sake of life safety, Lord decided to learn from the old driver of Qiu Mingshan.

If someone can race a car and go around corners gracefully without spilling a drop of water in his glass, then he can walk home in a flash and make sure his arms don't move without any problem!

Constantine walked over, rubbing his shoulders. His eyes first fell on the black cat, showing a hint of fear. Then he quickly changed his gaze and said to Lord: "Good brother, you are worthy of my fancy."

People will save me even if they risk their lives!"

How could the subtle changes in Constantine's expression be hidden from Lord's eyes?

Lord now wants to take out his Zanpakutō and stab this bitch to death, knowing that the true identity of this black cat is still hidden from him!

But who is Constantine?

The thickness of the skin is comparable to the boundary wall between dimensions, and it is impossible for a mere look to penetrate it.

Constantine hugged Lord's shoulders enthusiastically, showing a mean expression, and said: "If you don't mind, can you tell me what is going on in my current state?"

"Get away, I'm not in the mood right now."

Lord glared and was too lazy to pay attention to this bitch. He just wanted to go back and check on Nemu's situation.

Now that Gabriel has returned to heaven, that feather must have lost its power.

"OK~OK~"

Constantine let go of Lorde knowingly, shrugged and said, "Don't worry, there is absolutely no chance that anything will happen to that little girl."

"How do you know she's okay?" Lord said angrily.

"Nonsense, Mi..."

In the middle of speaking, Constantine suddenly saw the eyes of the black cat in Lord's arms opening a little. He immediately broke into a cold sweat and said, "I mean it's absolutely no problem. Gabriel has returned to heaven, hahaha."

..."

"hope so."

Lord looked at Constantine thoughtfully, then turned around with the black cat in his arms and said: "I'm going back first, you can find a way to go back by yourself."

"wait......"

Before Constantine could finish speaking, he saw that the person had disappeared.

Phew~

On the top floor of the hospital, which was in a mess, only Constantine and his body were left.

Oh...and the comatose Angela.

"Isn't it? Can you tell me how to move the body back?" Constantine shouted in a broken voice.

However, the only answer to him was the cool night breeze.

...

Several hours have passed since the advent of Mammon.

Since Constantine's previous shabby house was destroyed, this apartment is kindly sponsored by our enthusiastic old friend: Papa Midnight!

But when they took the keys and left, Midnight Daddy performed a special rap farewell.

By the way.

Father Midnight also helped bomb the church hospital, pretending it was a terrorist attack, and arranged for people to hide the incident to prevent the devil's affairs from attracting more attention.

A high-end apartment.

Constantine had a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other, lying on the sofa with his legs crossed, waiting for the kitchen to start dinner.

There was a fragrance wafting from the kitchen, and Angela could be seen busy in her apron.

And in the living room... Nemu happily chased the black cat, one person and the other cat jumping up and down, it was so lively.

As for Lord, he locked himself in the room and looked excitedly at the most important harvest this time!

[Broken Hell (Small)*1

Evaluation: One of the fragments of hell that was broken after the Battle of Heaven. After use, an independent hell dimension space is obtained. It can grow by swallowing other hell fragments. The upper limit is unknown (smart people know what it is used for)]

It is indeed produced by Serial Emergency Mission!

With this little fragment of hell, he can truly have his own territory!

Lord did not hesitate and directly chose to use it.

【Ding~】

[Are you sure to use: Broken Hell (Small)*1?]

"Sure!"

As Lord's affirmative voice fell, ripples appeared in the void in front of him, just like throwing a huge stone into the lake, ripples rippled in circles, and gradually spread!

After the ripples in the void spread to a size that could accommodate the human body, they stopped spreading and gradually became stable, emitting a transparent light curtain, forming an entrance to a different space.

[Ding~ Please enter the hell dimension]

Lord took a deep breath, then slowly stood up and strode into the entrance to the different space.

Buzz~

When Lord's entire body entered, the ripples in the void immediately disappeared.

At the same time, the black cat in the living room who was playing a chasing game with Yinmeng seemed to sense something and cast its golden eyes towards the room.

"ha!"

Yinmeng took the opportunity to rush forward, hugged the dazed black cat, put it in her arms and 'ravaged' it fiercely: "Kitty cat, I caught you!"

A hint of helplessness flashed in Black Cat's eyes.

Constantine's eyelids twitched, he was so frightened when he saw this scene, for fear that Michael would kill this naughty kid!

...

Although there is the sun in the sky, its light is shrouded by endless dark yellow clouds, giving it a lifeless feeling.

The land is barren of grass, desolate and dry, and the horizon extends to such a distant place that you can't see the edge at a glance.

Lord was dumbfounded: "Is this...my dimension?"

【Ding~Yes!】

[The host has inherited the authority of this hell dimension, please name it!]

Lord closed his eyes and thought for a moment, then chuckled and said, "Just call it...Soul Society."