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"You are free to do as you please." After Her Majesty the Queen said these words, Lin Tian became rude and quickly destroyed a plate of bear paws on the table.

"Can't you be more polite?" Shui Ya on the side rolled her eyes in displeasure when she saw Lin Tian eating like this.

People who serve as officials in the court, even those generals, have been educated in court etiquette. Whether they are visiting the king or dining with the king, they are very particular about it. Even when eating, you really

If you like that dish, you have to hold back your appetite, maybe not eat it, or just eat a little bit.

How could there be someone like Lin Tian who ate it like a wolf and made an unpleasant chewing sound? It was really degrading to gentlemen.

"Sven? Can Sven be eaten as a meal? Besides, there are only three of us eating at this table. We must eat it open, otherwise so many dishes will be thrown away." Lin Tian said while eating, without wasting any time.

"But if you make too much noise while eating, it will affect others." Shui Ya reminded in a low voice because she noticed that many ministers were looking here.

"Why do you care so much? If they don't want to listen, just plug their ears." Before Lin Tian finished finishing the food in his mouth, he had already reached out his hand, took a plate of roast chicken, and pulled off a chicken leg.

Putting it in the bowl in front of Shui Ya, he said: "I accidentally touched your butt just now, so I gave you a chicken drumstick, which is considered an apology."

Well? Shuiya looked at the chicken drumstick in the bowl in surprise, and was dumbfounded. What happened? Her butt was touched, and she only got a chicken drumstick. When did her butt become so worthless?

Rong Xiaorong on the side also stared in disbelief. She was really worried about Shui Ya. She had told her earlier. Even though Shui Ya was the wisest person in Xiangxiang Kingdom, she was no match for Lin Tian.

Now it seems that what she said was absolutely right.

When the other ministers saw Lin Tian eating like this, their faces turned red with anger. At such an elegant flower viewing banquet, there was such an insulting person. They wanted to jump over and beat Lin Tianyi hard.

Dayton.

But they still held back. If they continued to act nonsense, Her Majesty the Queen would be furious.

Queen Shuixiang naturally saw the following situation, and immediately looked at Lin Tian curiously, and then nodded slightly. It turns out that there are differences between men. For example, her Queen Bei Youran was very elegant when eating, but

This General Lin is so rude.

In contrast, Queen Shuixiang likes Bei Youran even more. Only a man like this who does not lose his grace is worthy of being her queen.

But Queen Shuixiang also had a laissez-faire attitude towards Lin Tian's style, which at least made the always serious palace a little more lively.

Queen Shuixiang coughed lightly. Then she raised her wine glass and said, "My dear friends, drink this glass with me."

"Thank you, Your Majesty the Queen." All the ministers expressed their thanks in unison.

With the first glass of wine down, the lotus banquet finally officially kicked off. Everyone knew that next was the stage of reciting poems and composing poems. All the civil and military officials present competed with each other, and finally the winner was rewarded. But there was a big reward.

of.

"Haha..." Just as everyone was sitting down, a loud laugh came from the distance. Everyone stood up and bowed to this person.

Lin Tian turned around and saw an old woman who was about fifty years old. But seeing the zhenqi surging in this old woman's body, she must have been very advanced. She was probably still more than fifty years old.

"Who is she?" Lin Tian asked doubtfully.

"It's the current Grand Master, Wen Zhiruo." Shui Ya didn't seem to like this Grand Master Wen very much, and there was a trace of hatred in her eyes.

"Grand Master? What is this?" Lin Tian asked.

Rong Xiaorong whispered: "Master Wen is a meritorious minister who assists Her Majesty the Queen. Although she is no longer involved in government affairs, many ministers in the court are all her followers. Moreover, she has not been in court for three years, but

I actually came to the palace today, so I guess the person who came here is evil."

Lin Tian licked the oil stains on his mouth with his tongue, and then nodded slightly. It was indeed a bad person, because Master Wen's eyes had been staring at him.

"Master Wen, why are you here?" Queen Shuixiang was also very surprised and hurriedly stood up and walked out of the Hanxiang Pavilion.

Wen Zhiruo smiled slightly and said: "I heard that Your Majesty is hosting a banquet here to entertain all the ministers, so I came here to ask for a drink."

"Master Wen is serious." Queen Shuixiang smiled and said: "My world is your world, why are you asking for a drink? Come, come, come with me..."

Immediately, Queen Shuixiang pulled Taishi Wen to sit on her dragon throne, and Taishi Wen was also very rude and sat on it immediately.

The faces of the ministers were naturally very ugly. Even if a minister has a high and powerful position, a minister is a minister. How can he sit with Her Majesty the Queen?

Lin Tian finally understood why Shui Ya was so angry. It turned out that Master Wen was so arrogant and domineering. If he dared to sit on the Queen's dragon throne today, would he sleep on the Queen's dragon bed tomorrow?

But Lin Tian didn't want to meddle in such noisy matters. Her Majesty the Queen didn't care. Why was he nagging? He only focused on eating. Everything else was fake. Only when he was full was he real.

Taishi Wen naturally saw Lin Tian's uncivilized eating style. After having a drink with Queen Shuixiang, he said: "Your Majesty, I am very pleased to see so many talented courtiers at the lotus banquet today. See

The learned men who come to my country of Xiangxiang are doing their best... But why do I hear the same noise at the banquet? Could it be that someone brought a pig to such a grand banquet? "

She didn't speak loudly, she could even lower her voice, but Master Wen's voice was heard by every minister present, and they also understood that the voice she was talking about was Lin Tian eating.

the sound made.

Suddenly, a look of fear appeared on the faces of all the ministers, and they all held their breaths. It's over now. Grand Master Wen has not entered the palace for three years, and he will kill someone soon.

Shui Ya naturally sweated for Lin Tian, ​​but when she saw that Lin Tian was still eating so much, she hurriedly reached out and pinched Lin Tian's butt as a reminder.

Of course, she also wanted to take revenge for Lin Tian pinching her butt.

But after squeezing, Shui Ya regretted it, because the man had rough skin and thick flesh. Not only did Lin Tian's squeezing not hurt, her hand started to hurt first.

"Why are you pinching my butt?" Lin Tian naturally felt Shui Ya pinch his butt and turned around to ask.

All the ministers looked at Shui Ya and started talking in low voices. How unbecoming is it for the prime minister of a country to reach out and pinch a man's buttocks?

Suddenly, Shui Ya had the urge to die! (To be continued, please search Piao Tian Literature, the novel is better and updated faster!

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