The best comprehension maniac
Chapter 1144 Brain disability is contagious
"There's no rush." Lin Tian waved his hand, thought for a moment, and said, "Just pick fifty of these one hundred soldiers and follow me to the orc country to negotiate peace."
"Yes." Lingdie nodded and said, "I wonder how the general will choose?"
"Guessing, win two out of three games." Lin Tian said with a smile.
Huh? Ling Die's eyes widened in surprise, and he chose the escort for peace with guessing. Isn't this too childish?
Lin Tian saw Ling Die's surprised look and said with a smile: "Under your training, each of these soldiers can be as good as ten. Their strength is certainly not a problem, and they will set off tomorrow. If they compete with each other by force, they will
In order to get this rare opportunity, I have to do my best, but someone will be injured in the end. I don’t want to take the injured soldiers to the orc country tomorrow, so I decided to use the guessing method to decide."
After listening to Lin Tian's words, Ling Die immediately admired him. Although this method sounded ridiculous, it was the most realistic. Moreover, using guessing to decide whether to go or stay blocked their own luck. Those who lost
The soldiers will not complain too much, they will only say that they are unlucky.
"A hundred of you will be divided into two teams, and you will win two out of three games in a guessing game. The winner will stay on the court." Lingdie said loudly.
These soldiers were shocked. They thought they had to fight each other to the death in order to be qualified to follow Lin Tian to negotiate peace, but they did not expect that it turned out to be a guessing game they played when they were children.
"What? You don't want to? If you don't like it, I will bring in another group of people..."
"Rock, scissors, paper..."
Before Lin Tian finished speaking, a fierce guessing battle began on the school grounds. Even though it was only two out of three games, they almost showed their full strength. This kind of scene was comparable to a duel with real swords and guns.
The battle was rapid and short-lived. Soon, fifty winning female soldiers stayed on the school field.
Lin Tian glanced at the female soldiers who had won the chance through guessing and said with a smile: "Congratulations, everyone, you relied on your own strength and luck to get the opportunity to negotiate for peace and escort, but you must remember that you are from Xiangxiang Country.
Soldiers, no matter where you go, you represent Xiangxiang Country, and you must always remember your identity and mission."
"Yes." Fifty female soldiers said in unison.
"Okay. You can cancel training today and have a good night's rest." Lin Tian paused, a smile appeared on his lips, and said: "When you appear in front of me again tomorrow, I want to see you all dressed up.
Rather than wearing armor and holding a spear."
ah?
Fifty female soldiers shouted in surprise. Aren't they on escort mission for the peace talks? Without weapons or spears, how could they be escorted?
"Quiet." Deputy Commander Lingdie shouted: "This is a military order. Go back and put on your best clothes and gather at the city gate tomorrow."
"Yes." This time no one raised any objections, and no one dared to raise objections. After receiving the military order, they quickly left the school grounds.
In fact, Ling Die was also puzzled. Wasn't Lin Tian going to negotiate a peace? If he didn't bring soldiers in formal uniforms, why should everyone wear casual clothes?
Lingdie didn't ask this time. She knew that Lin Tian must have a reason for doing this.
"Steward Ling." Lin Tian shouted.
"Yes, General." Lingdie hurriedly ran to Lin Tian.
"During my absence, you must carefully guard the Xuanwu Gate to prevent any accidents from happening."
"General, I understand." Lingdie said: "Please rest assured, general, as long as Lingdie is here, no suspicious person will be allowed to enter the imperial city."
Ling Die was doing his work. Lin Tian was still very relieved and said: "By the way. I want to take that general Xiang Qiu away too."
Lin Tian had a few spars with Xiang Qiu last time. Lin Tian felt that Xiang Qiu's marksmanship was very good. This time when he went to the orc country, the journey was difficult and dangerous, so he naturally had to bring someone with him who could stand alone.
"Of course." Lingdie said. If it weren't for the heavy responsibility of guarding the imperial city, she would have wanted to accompany Lin Tian.
…
Early the next morning, Lin Tianbian, Qinghan, Caiyu, Xiangqiu, and fifty female soldiers drove a carriage with several large boxes of rouge and gouache towards the northern border.
But in the eyes of outsiders, these people are just ordinary merchants, and they have no idea that they are a peace negotiation team sent by Xiangxiang Kingdom to Orc Country.
As soon as Lin Tian's motorcade left Xiangcheng, Eunuch Kui's godson Xiao Shunzi came to Wen Zhiruo's Taishi Mansion.
"Lin Tian left?" Wen Zhiruo was sitting in the study, looking at Xiao Shunzi who was kneeling on the ground with stern eyes.
"Yes." Xiao Shunzi said: "Just half an hour ago, Lin Tian left the imperial city with fifty soldiers selected from Beiyuan. However, they were all dressed as businessmen and did not attract any attention at all.
other people’s attention.”
Master Wen smiled softly and said: "This Lin Tian is still a little bit thoughtful. Okay, I know about this. Go back and tell Eunuch Kui, please rest assured that Lin Tian will definitely leave this time and never come back."
"I excuse you, my servant." Xiao Shunzi nodded, got up and quickly exited Master Wen's study.
As soon as Xiao Shunzi left, a man in black walked out from behind the screen in the study room.
"Did you hear everything?" The muscles on Taishi Wen's face twitched slightly and he said, "Remember, this matter must be done neatly for me, without any mistakes."
"Yes." The man in black responded in a low voice, and disappeared into the study in a flash.
A smile appeared on Wen Zhiruo's face. This is Xiangxiang Country, a world owned by women, and men will never be allowed to control power. Since Lin Tian is so ungrateful, she can only send him to hell.
…
Although Lin Tian has traveled to many places in the hundreds of years of living in the world of cultivation, this is really the first time for this Xiangxiang country. The Xiangcheng they were in in the morning still had a climate of spring breeze all year round, and they could drive a carriage.
After traveling for hundreds of miles, the weather suddenly turned freezing.
Lin Tian looked at the western horizon. The Nine Flavors True Fire in the Vast Flame Valley was still burning fiercely, and the flames shot straight into the sky. He said depressedly: "What is going on? This country obviously has a big furnace, but this
Why is the temperature so low?”
Xiang Qiu seemed to have been used to this kind of climate for a long time, and explained with a smile: "General, the Vast Flame Valley is indeed a big furnace, but what it heats is the nearby places. We are tens of millions of miles away from the Vast Flame Valley.
It's miles away, so this Yan Valley has no impact on the climate here."
"Okay." Lin Tian nodded and asked: "Which of you has been to the Bitter Cold Forest? Have you seen the orcs from the orc country inside?"
Qinghan and Caiyu shook their heads slightly. They had been protecting Queen Shuixiang since they were young. Not to mention the northern border, even the capital city of Xiangcheng, they had not been out a few times and had never seen any orcs.
Then several people focused their attention on Xiang Qiu, waiting for her description.
Xiang Qiu's face turned slightly red and he whispered: "The general has never seen an orc, but I heard that Prime Minister Shui Ya had a portrait of an orc? Presumably, the orc is just like the portrait."
Lin Tian got very angry when he mentioned this portrait of an orc. That portrait was not a portrait of an orc at all, but a random drawing by Shui Ya, who was good at painting. This painting was just a prop, in order to impress the civil and military officials of the court.
He felt that the orcs were terrible, and women could not serve as peace ministers, so he, a man, could go to the orc country to negotiate peace.
That's all!
Therefore, Lin Tian felt that Shui Ya was an extremely boring and evil woman, and it would be better to have less contact with her in the future. You must know that brain damage is contagious.
Bang!
Just when Lin Tian was thinking about those boring things with Shui Ya, the carriage shuddered suddenly, and then the horse neighed and the carriage stopped.
Everyone jumped out of the carriage quickly, with one hand behind their backs. Since Lin Tian was not allowed to carry broadswords or spears, every female soldier had a short dagger stuck in her waist to protect herself from danger.
Lin Tian jumped off the carriage and saw a huge tree trunk lying across the road ahead, with a ten-year-old girl sitting on it.
Lin Tian breathed a sigh of relief. He thought someone sent the killer, but it looked like he was blocking the road and robbing.
Sure enough, the girl stood on the tree trunk and said loudly: "I opened this mountain and planted this tree. If you want to go this way, leave money to buy it."
"General, do you want to clean her up?" Xiang Qiu asked coldly.
"No need." Lin Tian walked forward quickly and looked at the girl up and down. She was wearing clothes made of animal skins. She was obviously a hunter in the nearby mountains. He smiled and said: "Girl, we are business travelers on the way.
It would be convenient for you to let us pass."
"I can let you go..." The girl was suddenly startled, and fell from the tree trunk to the ground with a thump. Then she stammered and shouted: "You... you are a man?"
Lin Tian looked at himself up and down and said, "Yes, can't you see it?"
The girl hurriedly pulled out a sharp short knife from her waist, looked at Lin Tian in horror, and shouted: "Don't come over here, or I'll be rude to you."
Lin Tian was slightly startled, what's going on? Isn't she going to rob? She should be confident. Why are you so afraid of being like this when you see him as a man?
Did this girl's grandmother tell her a story that the man at the foot of the mountain was a tiger?
"Tell me, which slave prison did you escape from?" the girl shouted.
"You misunderstood. I am a business traveler from Nanyan Country. This time I brought many men to Xiangxiang Country for business, and then I bought many beautiful beauties..."
"You're talking nonsense." The girl interrupted Lin Tian's nonsense and said, "Since you want to go back to Nanyan Kingdom, why did you go north? You are obviously lying."
Lin Tian rolled his eyes at the girl unhappily, why are you so sincere? I just wanted to coax you, give you some money for traveling, and then continue on my way, but you unlucky kid actually exposed my nonsense.
Okay, I don’t need money, I can get as many fists as I want! (To be continued)
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