The best comprehension maniac

Just when Lin Tian was about to go down and get some food, a fat eunuch with a big belly walked into the royal dining room. His face was shiny, which showed that he was always busy with food.

"The emperor has returned to the palace, please send the dinner over quickly." The fat eunuch looked aloof and shouted coldly to the eunuchs and chefs who were working in the royal dining room.

Lin Tian smiled coldly, seeing that the fat eunuch's eunuch uniform was very gorgeous. It seemed that he was the eunuch supervisor in the palace, just like Eunuch Kui of Xiangxiang Kingdom. Because he was the supervisor, he always showed off his power.

So what if he shows off his power? He is not a dead eunuch.

But the fat eunuch was a person of status after all. After giving the order, the eunuchs and the imperial chefs nodded silently, and then walked out of the imperial dining room with various prepared delicacies and sent them to the emperor.

After everyone left, only the fat eunuch was left in the imperial dining room. He hurriedly ran to the door, poked his head out and took a look. Seeing that there was no one else outside, he quickly closed the imperial dining room door.

Seeing this scene, Lin Tian chuckled again. It was obvious that this fat eunuch was going to do something bad.

Sure enough, after the fat eunuch closed the door of the royal kitchen, he quickly walked to the stove, and there was a casserole on the stove, and something was cooking.

The fat eunuch opened the lid of the casserole, hurriedly took out a packet of medicinal powder from his arms, carefully poured the powder into the casserole, then stirred it a few times with a spoon to allow the powder to fully melt into the food, and quickly poured the powder into the casserole.

The lid was closed, and the movements were done in one go, without any pause, which shows that he is used to doing this kind of shameful thing.

Lin Tian didn't take this kind of thing seriously. Intrigues in the palace were commonplace. Today you plot against me, and tomorrow I will frame you. This fat eunuch was obviously sent by others to drug others in the palace.

However, after Lin Tian thought about it for a while, a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and then said to Dong Jiyao: "Wait for me here, I will be back soon."

"Yes." Dong Jiyao nodded.

After Lin Tian left the imperial dining room, he quickly returned with two pieces of eunuch's clothes in his hands.

"Ms. sir, what are you doing?" Dong Jiyao blinked in confusion and looked at Lin Tian in confusion.

"Put on your clothes first so that we can move freely in the palace." Lin Tian handed the clothes to Dong Jiyao. It was indeed the case. After putting on the eunuch's clothes, the guards patrolling the palace no longer thought that they were eunuchs.

Sneaking assassins. This way the security is quite high.

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After changing their clothes, Lin Tian and Dong Jiyao jumped down from the roof of the imperial dining room and entered the imperial dining room. At this time, the fat eunuch had already opened the door, pretending to be as if nothing had happened.

When the fat eunuch saw Lin Tian and the others coming in, he didn't have the slightest suspicion. He pointed at the casserole that he had drugged just now and said, "You guys are just in time. This Tremella Fungus and Lotus Seed Porridge is prepared for Concubine Xu Xian. Send it over quickly."

"Yes." Lin Tian nodded and winked at Dong Jiyao. Dong Jiyao walked over and took the white fungus and lotus seed porridge out of the imperial dining room, while he walked over and picked up a roast chicken and some pastries on the table.

.Ready to take away.

"Stop." Just when Lin Tian was about to leave the imperial dining room, the fat eunuch stopped him. He walked around and glanced in front of Lin Tian. He asked doubtfully: "How come our family has never talked about you? Are you new here?"

of?"

"Yes, father-in-law, the younger one just attacked today." Lin Tian said with a smile.

The fat eunuch glanced at the roast chicken and pastries in Lin Tian's hand and snorted: "What? On the first day you entered the palace, you learned to steal the food from the imperial dining room and eat it?"

Suddenly, Lin Tian raised his head and glared at the fat eunuch, and said with a smile: "I think you have misunderstood. I did not learn to steal, but I was born to steal."

The fat eunuch frowned. Instead of being angry, he laughed and said, "You are quite interesting, no one has dared to be so confident in front of me for a long time... Are you willing to be my godson? As long as you have me.

Eunuch Hai is here to ensure that you will never be bullied by others in your life."

"Being your godson? Are you crazy? Who are you?" Lin Tian shouted angrily.

Eunuch Hai suddenly became unhappy and cursed angrily: "You little thing, you don't know what is good and what is good? Let me tell you that I am the chief manager of the harem and a popular person in front of the Queen of the East. I am not happy to accept you as my godson?"

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Lin Tian sneered and said: "Aren't you just the chief manager of the harem? What's so great about it? Don't think of yourself as a person. In fact, you are just an old dog."

"You..." Mr. Hai's nose was filled with smoke. He pointed at Lin Tian and cursed: "The little guy who only entered the palace on his first day dares to talk to our family like this. It's too presumptuous... Yes, I

It’s an old dog, but old dogs can kill people when they go crazy. Just wait, we’ll call someone to kill you little thing.”

Eunuch Hai turned around and was about to go out and call someone to take care of Lin Tian, ​​but Lin Tian grabbed him by the collar and pulled hard, causing him to fall backwards. With a plop, he fell upside down.

"You bitch, you still want to call someone?" Lin Tian stepped on Eunuch Hai's chest again, and Eunuch Hai made a pop sound, and a large mouthful of blood spurted out from his mouth.

The muscles on Eunuch Hai's face twisted and twitched a few times, but his mouth was still very arrogant, cursing: "You dare to hit me? I am the queen's person..."

Before he could finish his words, Lin Tian stepped on him hard again, causing Eunuch Hai to scream in pain.

"You are not a human being. I want the Queen to chop off your head."

Bang, another kick.

"you……"

Bang, another kick.

Bang bang bang...

Lin Tian stepped on Eunuch Hai's chest many times until Eunuch Hai completely fainted, and then he left the imperial dining room.

After leaving the imperial dining room, Lin Tian found Dong Jiyao waiting for her at the door.

"Ms. sir, why did it take so long?" Dong Jiyao asked.

"It's okay, an old dog ran out just now and bit people, I'll take care of it by the way." Lin Tian smiled widely.

"Old dog?" Dong Jiyao was puzzled. How could there be a dog in the imperial kitchen? But it didn't matter. He hurriedly said: "What should we do now?"

"Of course I'm going to deliver white fungus and lotus seed soup to Concubine Xu Xian." Lin Tian reached out to lift the lid of the casserole Dong Jiyao held in his hand, went up to it, smelled it, smiled slightly, and said, "It seems that Concubine Xu Xian is a pregnant woman."

"Ms. sir, how did you know?" Dong Jiyao looked at Lin Tian in surprise. Just by smelling this pot of Tremella and lotus seed soup, you can tell whether a person is pregnant? This is amazing.

"Because safflower is put in this soup." Lin Tian said, "The function of safflower is to allow a pregnant woman to have an abortion, and the fat eunuch just said that it was to be given to Concubine Xu Xian.

Do you think this Concubine Xu Xian is pregnant?" (To be continued. (.))

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