The Best Director

In the vast Moringwe Desert, on the yellow sand next to the endless road, there is a dilapidated Mercedes-Benz sports car, and a fierce black Hummer off-road vehicle is directly opposite. (Reading.com, the fastest text updates wonderful novels!) Wearing a black leather jacket and sunglasses, Michelle Rodriguez stood in front of the Hummer with her arms folded, surrounded by two muscular men with swollen faces; The trio stood in front of the Mercedes.

Two film cameras were set up at the front. Naturally, one was shooting Michelle's side, and the other was shooting the trio, with Wang Yang, Harry-George and other film crews working beside them. In the distance behind are parked the crew's large trucks, buses, and several private cars.

All the interior shots have been shot, and now the exterior scene is about the trio who won enough money to redeem Doug from the gangsters in the casino, and came to the desert to meet the gangsters at the appointed time.

Looking at the three funny men on the opposite side" Michelle snapped his fingers twice with a look of disdain and contempt, and said, "Bring him out. "As soon as the words fell, a bald and muscular man under her team pulled out a man with a white hood and bound hands from the Hummer. Zach, Bradley, and Ed all shouted excitedly: ,"Doug! Doug! Michelle gave Doug a rough push and cursed, "Give me the money" or I'll kill all you bitches!"

Soon, the trio who had failed in the negotiation threw the money to her helplessly first. When the bald-headed Ran Nan took off Doug's white hood, the three of them immediately let out an oh in astonishment. Will Smith, who had his mouth sealed with black tape, struggled and screamed "Hmm."

\u0026K! Who the fuck is this guy! ? ", Bradley shook his hand angrily, and shouted: "Miss Miller, what we want is Doug, it's Doug! "Zach looked blank, Ed clenched his fists and screamed. Michelle was also a little surprised" and asked: "What shit are you talking about? He is Doug!" Ed couldn't help shouting: " We want a white guy!"

"Then it's none of my business." Michelle curled her lips uninterestedly, and waved her hands, the bald muscular man tore off the tape from Will's mouth, and Will-Smith immediately scolded Said: "I told you all that I caught the wrong person! The chick with big breasts and no brains! Alan! What the hell are you doing! I was locked in there for a day, almost scared me to death, what the hell is going on !?" Seeing that they seemed to know each other, Bradley couldn't help asking in amazement: "Alan, who is this guy?" Zach frowned and said, "He seems to be selling ecstasy pills to me Man." Will growled, "I'm not selling ecstasy pills!" Bradley looked at Michelle impatiently, and asked, "Where's Doug? Where's Doug!? "

Will Smith roared angrily: "MAN" I am Doug! Bradley turned his head to look at him and said angrily, "I thought you were Will Smith!" Wilton immediately smiled proudly and said, "Yes MAN, many people say that I am very handsome." Like him, but he is not as handsome as me, not as cool as me, and "See? He doesn't have my mole." He turned his face sideways, and saw a big black mole stuck to his right cheek.

"Who cares about your shit!" Bradley was about to go crazy; Zach smiled cheerfully and said to Will: "Your name is Doug too, classic misunderstanding." Michelle over there Let out a weird hey laughing sound" and said: "A group of idiots, leave. ", Wang Yang was finally able to laugh out loud, stopped the camera, and said: "CUT is not bad! "The shots of this group have been filmed for almost a morning, and many different version effects have been tested. Will-Smith is very good at this kind of small role, how to act funny; the trio also performed well, and they were nervous at first in front of the actor. After a while, he recovered immediately; but Michelle still seemed to be a little worse.

Hearing the call to stop, everyone laughed heartily. The lines could not be heard clearly in the distance. Jaden-Smith, who was led by his assistant, hopped towards his father. He heard his mother say today, "Dad, go and talk to the father." "Yang Wan" has to follow. Wang Yang smiled and said, "Let's rest for a while before shooting, Michelle, come with me." After that, he walked to the side, and Michelle responded, "OK" and followed.

"Misha, you're still not letting go, you're not getting involved." Stepping on the soft sand." Wang Yang shrugged, looked at Michelle's wild and beautiful face, and said, "Actually, I don't need you to Being weird doesn't mean that you abandon your temperament. I just need your temperament "so that after post-processing and soundtracking, I can get the effect I want."

Michelle nodded, followed his footsteps, and asked, "Then how do you want me to act? Just say it." Wang Yang couldn't help but smile. This woman is very straightforward and has little patience, and said, "I can't just talk about it. Because it's you acting, not me." I don't know how to act, you know I'm a facilitator. "

"A good actor can integrate into the script and then jump out of the script. I don't have any requirements for this role now." He looked at Michelle who was listening carefully and said with a smile: "I just want a fun "Michelle Yiluo" Driguez "Do you understand what that means? Michelle seemed to understand and said: "Maybe." "Wang Yang suddenly raised his voice and said: "Play!" "

He looked at the laughing trio not far away with Jaden" and guided: "When you are acting in a drama, you have to devote yourself wholeheartedly" Seriously feel the martial arts world Jiuchongtian's strongest abandoned young master Zhou's royal family will kill the gods at night to seek the throne of the gods The god-making general night kills the gods and seals the throne, seeks the devil, proud of the world, the strongest abandoned young man, and the royal family of Zhou Dynasty. Seriously: Now that we are performing this kind of comedy, we have to play the role, so that we can burst out more interesting expressions and movements, on the spot You have confidence, you have personality, but you play too serious and quiet, you can be sexy wild, violent wild, and funny wild, understand?"

"Okay, I'll try." Michelle nodded heavily again. Wang X glanced at her with a smile, and said: ...Misha, what you want to do is not to design an assembly line, but to do it casually. "He patted her on the shoulder and walked back to the crew.

Seeing this director who was two years younger than herself, Michelle smiled, followed behind him, and asked curiously: "Actually, why did you invite me to play this role? I'm not a funny person in the first place. "Wang Yang looked back at her suspiciously" and said: "Didn't I say it before, it's suitable!" certainly. He swung his fist vigorously a few times, making the air crackle, and said with a smile, "You are most suitable for the hardcore route. It's cool for a girl to punch."

Michelle laughed, and suddenly remembered that at the Sundance Film Festival two years ago, he also said the same thing, "You are tougher and wilder than Angelina-Julì." He also said that he had the opportunity to cooperate , but she's not interested in those campus movies." Although he also said, "I wouldn't ask you to make a youth campus", she always thought he would ask her to play a hard female violent girl or something, but she didn't expect it to be a comedy.

For a long time, she thought his words at that time were just polite, because. Michelle said carelessly: "I thought you only like girls who are sweet and delicate.", "No" is not just. "Wang Yang couldn't help laughing, shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "I also like wild hard girls." By the way, "I suggested that Jessica take your route." Michelle smiled suspiciously: "Really?" What is my route? "

Wang Yang nodded with a smile. Jessica will leave youth idol films soon, so how will she develop in the future? He almost had an answer after a little bit of carrying around the messy movies she would have made. He said with a smile: "Adventures, moving wells, martial arts" hardcore. I said to her "forget about your face" you have that vibe. , It will be harder, but the figure will be maintained very well, haha. "

"You little bastard." Michelle laughed suddenly. Wang Yang blinked at her, and said again: "I also want to tell you something. The reason I invited you is to make you addicted to comedy filming, so that Jesse can have one less screen opponent." Michelle shook her hand He waved his fist at him" and said with a smile: "Then you are such a bitch! Taste my fist! "

Seeing that she looks "crazy" than before, Wang Yang naturally doesn't care about that roughness. "He was very happy and said with a smile: "Your fist is weak. "

"I heard that you know Kung Fu?" Michelle looked at him with interest. He is tall and muscular. He looks very capable of fighting. Wang Yang nodded and said, "Yes." I have been practicing since I was a child. It's really hard." Michelle stopped and said with a smile: "I'll fight with you." How about it? "

Wang Yang frowned suspiciously for a while, and asked back: "What?" Michelle waved his fist eagerly and said: "Let's fight! "Wang Yang frowned and looked at her up and down. He was less than m tall, and she was a woman again. He shook his head and smiled: "No, you don't want it. "

Michelle put on a boxing pose very dissatisfied, and said, "You think I'm a Barbie doll? I grew up fighting, and I have practiced boxing! Come on, let me experience kung fu." It's just a friendly match! She hooked her fingers and said provocatively, "Come on!"

"Hmm..." Wang Yang looked at her with a funny face for a long time, "He hasn't fought or played friendly matches for a long time, let her go crazy. He smiled" and raised his fist, saying: "Okay Let’s have a discussion.” Michelle curled up her mouth and touched his fist, saying, “That’s right! "

"Outside the number, outside the number, Yang and Michelle are going to fight! Yang and Michelle are going to fight!" Joshua held the director's microphone, stepped on the prop box with one foot, and shouted: "Fantastic director hardcore actress , the battle is about to break out! The competition will be a fight without rules, but no one is allowed to hurt anyone! "Outside the number one outside", everyone in the studio on the desert surrounded them with laughter and shouts, Wang Yang and Michelle stood on both sides On the yellow sand between the crowd, there was a distance of two meters. Zach, Bradley, and Ed beside them all waved and laughed: "Do you need a ticket? "," I support girls! "Will Smith, who was holding Jaden, also blew a whistle; Harry George, carrying a camera, laughed and said, "Director, play hard. I'm in charge of recording! There are more DVD highlights!"

"Hey, Jan! Don't hurt the girls." Joshua's laughter spread far and wide through the loudspeaker. Michelle punched like a boxer and shouted: "You guys, look at the girls punching!" The female members of the crew immediately clapped their hands and screamed, shouting: "Clean him up!" Little, "Kill him!"

Looking at the crazy audience around, Wang Yang spread his hands and smiled and said: "I don't want to fight anymore, I feel like I'm bullying a girl." Michelle's face was full of rebellion, and said: "Man, stop talking nonsense, cm- n!" Wang Yang didn't speak anymore, he jumped slightly, his hands clenched into fists facing her. But Michelle asked with some doubts: "Isn't this a kung fu pose? It doesn't look like it."

Although there are many kinds of kung fu postures," but what he is doing now is really not Bajiquan, Wang Yang said with a smile: "I don't use kung fu for now, I'm afraid I will hurt you. "He hasn't used Bajiquan in fights for a long time, and he usually fights freely." Baji's moves and boxing style are very fierce, and he wants to hurt people as soon as he strikes, although he can control it "But what? If it is an accident, it will be serious.

He didn't learn the market-oriented, child's play, bluffing Bajiquan. The fists he has practiced since he was a child are not a joke. The tonnage girl was directly beaten to a bone.

"Do you look down on me?!" Michelle said with anger and provocation on her face, "Do what you are best at!" Everyone on both sides also shouted "Please" show me something! ", Wang Yang quickly thought about his control ability, and felt that there would be no problem. "The body stopped moving, the lower body stood firm, and the fists stretched a little. He smiled and said, "OK" I will help you! come on! "

Michelle let out a long growl, then rushed towards Jiang Ye with heavy fists, and kept hitting Wang Yang's cheeks with both fists. She should not be vulnerable if she practiced boxing since she was a child. So I didn't hold back either.

Seeing her fisting way clearly, Wang Yang kept backing away and dodging left and right with a smile on his face. "The yellow sand on the ground gradually flew up." The crew next to her kept shouting and cheering. "The joyful and tense scene It's like playing in a ring championship match.

"Hey, you bastard, why are you always hiding!!" Michelle couldn't hit a single punch under a flurry of punches, and suddenly got a little annoyed and shouted: "Ah! "At the same time, she swung her right hand again.

Wang Yang didn't retreat this time, he turned sideways nimbly, grabbed her right elbow as swiftly as a gust of wind, twisted it hard, and kicked her right foot. Michelle suddenly let out a painful "ah", and Wang Yang took advantage of the situation and threw her out of balance on the sand. Of course, he didn't use much force during the whole process, and he didn't kick her fibula. .

In the exclamation of "Oh" from everyone, he quickly squatted and bent over in one breath, and hit Michelle's throat with a right fist from top to bottom, and the light fist stopped above her throat. Watch With a look of astonishment on her face that was completely unresponsive, he smiled and said, "It's over, if I use all my strength in this punch, you're already dead. "

"Wow!" Joshua gasped in amazement, without blinking his eyes, and said in his heart, "It's unbelievable! I've known Yang for four years, and I'm a genius to see what his kung fu is like... Fortunately, I didn't Fight him!", Zach and others around, and all the crew members laughed and applauded, they were also surprised, and booed: "Wow, it's wonderful!", "It's so fucking cool!" The battle ended Too fast, and if it's true, it might actually kill you.

Michelle rubbed her right elbow." Looking at the blue sky above, the young and handsome face, and the people around her, she couldn't help laughing, and said with a smile: "Fighting with the director, hahaha... That's crazy! God, is this still a set and a movie? "

Everyone laughed happily and whistled non-stop. Wang Yang pulled her up vigorously" and said with a smile: "Of course this is the set and filming! But that's how we are, fun? That's right! "As he said, he turned around and looked around at the members of the crew, and said with a smile: "Welcome to the crew! "

"It's not over yet!" Michelle, who had just stood firm, suddenly roared, then punched Jiang Ye in the back with a punch. Over there, Wang Yang's body reflexively turned around, slipped and braced his feet, and his whole body was in a triangular position with the ground, and his entire right shoulder was stuck to the soft chest of Michelle who rushed forward. , hit it hard, and with a bang, she immediately backed up and flew out." Her body fell to the ground uncontrollably.

"Oh my God!" Everyone in the crew exclaimed loudly, and the whole process took less than three seconds." Michelle rushed over to attack Ye, and she bounced away to see her face lying on the ground in pain, clutching her chest, Michelle, who is coughing hard, everyone is very worried." Wang Yang hurriedly stepped forward and knelt down, supported her shoulders, and asked with a frown, "Are you okay?" His body just now used it naturally. Tie Shan Kao, fortunately his mind was clear and he didn't need to use any strength, otherwise he would have played too much.

Michelle coughed and shook her head, and said with a smile: "Cough, it's okay... I lost." Wang Yang rolled his eyes with a smile, "I know that the level just now will not be lethal, at most it will be uncomfortable for a while. He He patted her on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Oh, I'm very happy! Bullying again. " Seeing that she was fine, everyone was relieved and laughed again, applauding vigorously." Harry-George, who was carrying the camera, shouted excitedly: "Dude, it's been filmed! It's amazing, you should Go and fight Stallone!" Wang Yang pulled Michelle up, then smiled and thanked the surroundings. At this time" the fat Zach suddenly pushed Bradley out who was also watching the excitement, and shouted, "Hey, director, Phil wants to fight with you! "

Looking at Bradley who is staggering, he is the same height and weight, and he is a muscular black man... Wang Yang's eyes are quite interested, and he is a little excited." He smiled and said, "Hey, Phil, you Want to play a game? "

"Play a game" play a game! Everyone around laughed and shouted in unison, waving their fists, "It's like returning to the arena of ancient Rome. Bradley pretended to be crazy, and said, "How do I fight? How do I fight?" But this is also what he said in his heart, he felt that he was not much better than Michelle!

Seeing that he seems to back down" everyone booed immediately, Wang Yang said with a smile: "Please, I won't be serious, I still need you to finish this movie! Knowing that there was no way out, Bradley took a deep breath, clenched his fists into a pose, and said with a smile, "Well, I have also practiced some fighting. "

Amidst the booing and shouting, Wang Yang clasped his fists to Bradley with a smile, and said, "Come on!", and Bradley immediately rushed over with his fists pumped. Wang Yang didn't continue to use Baji moves, because in that case, he could solve the opponent full of flaws in three or four moves, "it's not enjoyable at all", so he used free fighting first. Both of them didn't use much force, but the scene was quite like a "professional boxing match".

"Wow!" Michelle waved his fist excitedly and shouted: "Director, kill him!" Zach and Ed both laughed and shouted: "Phil, you can't lose, Doug is in his hands!" Little Jaden in Will-Smith's arms looked bright." Suddenly he shouted: "I want to learn Kung Fu! I want to learn kung fu! ", Will laughed and said: "Oh, MAN, "You found the dream", George, who was filming, laughed and said to the microphone on the camera: ...Guys, did you see it?" This is really a crazy set! "

Joshua was also wowing again and again." He took out his mobile phone and called Jessica, and when he connected, he shouted: "Wow! Jessica! You should come and see, Jan's fighting! cool! Jessica over there couldn't help being shocked, and said "what"" and asked quickly: "Jan is fighting? Oh my god, what's going on!?"

"No, no, wow, this is cool!" Joshua yelled in support, and then replied with a smile: "Don't worry, it's okay, he and Bradley are playing a friendly match, and they just cleaned up Michelle. Jessica breathed a sigh of relief, and cursed with a smile, "Speak clearly, don't scare me! But what's wrong? Why is this happening?" Seeing Wang Yang over there shouted, it seemed that he wanted to change another Stance" Joshua said quickly: "Wow, let's not talk about it, Yang seems to be serious about fighting, bye! "

With a thud, Bradley "ahhh" was hit by the mountain and flew out of the whole person, and immediately the dust was flying...

Hearing the beeping sound coming from the mobile phone" Jessica shook her head with a smile, but still finished her sentence and said: "Well, tell him not to hurt anyone. "After that, she swung her right fist slowly across the eyes, and laughed, how could there be a fight on the set?

"It was a great, crazy set, probably only with the amazing Young crew. You're on there, you're just kind of happy, happy people, and you can't help being funny" You'll always be Think, how can I have more fun? , and then think, "Don't worry about it, just have fun" and then you will do that, and you will come up with some crazy ideas. "

Here's Michelle-Rodriguez's latest blog entry "LOVE THIS CRAZY SET"! Before that, she was invited by Wang Yang to open blggn. She wrote in the article: "Today we actually fought, haha" Of course it was just a friendly match. I also wonder why? Will the set become a fighting arena? who cares! But I lost badly, and I was picked up by Yang in a few moments, and my shoulders are still aching. "

"But don't get me wrong, Young didn't do anything at all, I asked for it; Bradley was even worse, he almost had a concussion. Um, what's going on? Want to see how I was beaten? Wait for the next dvd, Ha ha."

What makes Wang Yang very happy is that since the fight, "Michelle Rodriguez seems to have suddenly become enlightened, or has really gone crazy.

The scene of exchanging hostages in the desert" Michelle asked the prop master to find a toothpick and successfully played the role of the daughter of a rebellious and domineering gang boss. His language and tone were full of violence, but Everything is performed in a funny way, and the contrast full of joy may even cause her to act seriously in the future, and the audience will laugh.

Her explosive performance also made Wang Yang decide to reshoot some of her previous shots, including her first appearance scene of "jumping out of the Mercedes-Benz trunk". But until now, the Mercedes-Benz sports car that has been in use has become dilapidated.” So the crew found another good car of the same model to shoot.

"Doug, Doug!" Along the road in Las Vegas, the trio excitedly opened the trunk of the Mercedes-Benz. Suddenly, Michelle, wearing a bra and underwear, jumped out of it, left With one kick, it landed on Bradley's chest" and sent him flying.

Bradley was lying on the ground and howling in pain, Michelle jumped out of the car, and with a few "drinking haha" moves, he knocked the stunned Ed to the ground, and finally kicked his little The younger brother kicked the night." Ed let out a horrific "Oh" and rolled all over the ground clutching the crotch of his trousers, and his glasses fell to the side and shattered.

"You want to fuck me?" Michelle stared fiercely at Zach with clenched fists. Fatty Zach backed away in fright, stretched out his hand, and begged for mercy and shouted: "No one wants to fuck you, no one! We're in a gang, we're in a gang, I hate Angelina Julie" I hate her! We are in a gang! "He took a breath with difficulty, and said in a trembling voice: "It's not your fault, I always thought this was Saint Nemoka." Michelle still roared and rushed towards him, about to grab Zach with both hands. The whole person lifted up, spun a few times in the air, and then hit the ground heavily. But when she grabbed Zac's feet and couldn't lift it up with all her strength, she almost fell down instead." She laughed and said: "Oh my God , he is too fat!"

"Hahaha", Bradley and Ed who were lying on the ground both laughed and thumped the ground, and everyone in the film crew also laughed: Zach straightened out his belly and said proudly: "Fat is my strength.", "Cut" Wang Yang, who was standing behind the camera, shouted with a smile, and said, "I have already said that I want to hang the wire rope, how can you lift it up?" Michelle smiled and put her hands on her back, and said: "The main thing is It’s because he’s too high.” Wang Yang ignored her, and called the stuntman into the microphone with a smile: “Hey, get ready to hang the tightrope! "Suspend Zach in the air in this way, and then complete this group of shots in a coordinated way" and then use cgd technology to erase the traces in the later stage, and everything looks like the real thing.

Soon under the manipulation of the stuntman, Zac was hoisted up with a steel rope around his waist. Michelle let out a roar, putting his whole body across his hands, and spun freely. Zac screamed "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", with a muffled bang, as she threw his hands forward, he was hanging Ke's steel cable was also loosened, and he fell firmly to the ground, screaming in a muffled voice.

"Hmph!" Michelle gave them a cold look, wiped her nose with her thumb, and left slowly. !...!

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