The Best Director

Chapter 277 Hey, Judy

"What response did we get?"

In the early morning, in the bedroom of the hotel suite, Wang Yang asked with great interest while getting dressed. Jessica groaned, opened her eyes wide and smiled, "Go wash your face and brush your teeth first!" Wang Yang shrugged indifferently, and walked to the bathroom: "Okay, but I have to go first." He suddenly looked at her face. Smiling face, she immediately knew why she had a strange feeling, she should be counting her fingers excitedly: "Yang, how many points does IMDB have! What other stations say what..."

"Could it be that kind of thing happened?" Thinking of Mark Slanter's words during the internal test screening, as well as the psychological predictions he had made earlier, Wang Yang couldn't help laughing a few times, and said to her in a mysterious tone: "Baby, I guess What interesting thing happened?" Seeing his happy expression, Jessica couldn't figure out his thoughts for a moment, and said, "Maybe..."

Wang Yang was not in a hurry to know the answer, so he went to the bathroom, washed up... and practiced Bajiquan on the balcony; Jessica, who was also practicing beside her and sweating profusely, stopped suddenly, knowing that all of this would have to be faced Yes, she didn't want others to tell him the news, she would tell him every time, regardless of joy or sadness. Jessica panted slightly and said, "Yang, IMDB score is 7.9, and the audience generally say it's very good, and it's %liked on Rotten Tomatoes; but those film critics...% freshness."

"Oh!" Wang Yang swung his fist like the wind, lunged under his feet, and facing the early morning sun, he suddenly punched upwards and let out a "Huo" that broke the wind, and it really happened! He snorted and took a few steps forward, how bad the critics didn't accept its mild "mediocrity"! But he was a little interested, why did they smash tomatoes? He glanced at Jessica, who had a calm face, and smiled immediately: "Please, y-u?"

"No, I am." Jessica handed him a sweat towel with a gentle smile on her face: "I'm worried about you."

"Oh, I'm not saying I'm very happy, I'm a little depressed, but it's really nothing." Wang Yang wiped his hands, % freshness, he can already imagine how serious this "rebound" will be, those who were originally for him The applause and applause of the media turned the tide, and those who always hated him also got a chance. There must be no shortage of words about the magic Yang being finished and Wang Yang being an idiot.

But compared to that bit of boredom; what he has been most afraid of is that his family members will worry and be hurt, especially Jessica who starred in "D".

He embraced her and kissed her, Wang Yang comforted her and said, "All of this is within my expectations, the dissatisfaction of the film critics, the disappointment of the fans...I want to say sorry, it didn't make you the best actress in Oscar. Competitor." Jessica gradually breathed a sigh of relief, tilted her neck and shook her head with a smile: "I have the Jessica Award for Best Actress, don't I?" Wang Yang suddenly laughed: "Yes! But the Oscar, May Lil Streep has a chance."

"You can't please everyone,

You know mine, as long as the audience likes it! "Wang Yang hung the towel on her shoulders, walked aside and put on a posture, and continued to laugh and said: "Film critics are not rating robots. They have a narrow side. Many reasons will affect their judgment and evaluation. I regret that they cannot Appreciate the "d"...but I know you're good, Streep is good, Emily is good...Ware is good, Margaret is good...I'm doing good too, understand ? "

He slowly played Taijiquan practice routines, saying: "Every story type has its limitations. Sometimes I want to balance it instead of extreme, because this is the best way. The audience will prove that "d" is an excellent light comedy! So now is not the time to be sad, no need." After that, he returned to practicing Bajiquan in a hurry.

"Hmm!" Jessica smiled, his attitude was the same as she thought, but more calm and confident, without surprises or discomfort. But she didn't know if it was a psychological effect, she felt that the strength of his boxing practice was stronger than before, "I'm a little depressed!", how to make him happy?

"Let me see what they said." After morning exercise and breakfast, Wang Yang turned on the computer and flipped through today's "New York Times", written by Christie Lemire, a female film critic with a score of 4/5. Said: "Entertainment, relaxed, lively, sexy, beautiful Taobao Women's Tmall Taobao Mall Taobao Women's Winter Coat m. You can't take your eyes off the screen at all, you have to watch it! It just bursts out bursts of powerful force , hold your attention until it's over."

Wang Yang let out a wow, shook the newspaper in his hand, and smiled smugly at Jessica next to him: "Have you seen it? Christie loves "D" very much, what a good audience!" Jessica nodded and said with a smile: "Obviously yes!"

"'d' feels like a real life story, with a great ending and a lot of fun, a very pleasant and relaxing viewing experience." - / 4 points, Mick Russell, San Francisco Chronicle "; "It's not going to change anyone's life, or even anyone's wardrobe, but 'd' delivers an absolutely delightful satire, with several chances to star in a stellar performance from Meryl Streep ’ – Tom Long, The Detroit News  …

"Haha, they are also praising us!"

But soon he was overwhelmed by criticism. The Rotten Tomatoes page on the computer screen showed numerous one-sentence reviews, a few red tomatoes, and patches of green rot. Seeing Roger Albert's satirical film review, Wang Yang frowned and snorted, and said in disappointment: "Yes, I just want to tell everyone how beautiful my sweetheart is! But Roger, this time you Really wrong, it will do well at the box office...for this reason, haha!"

Jessica looked at him with disappointment and anger, and knew that he was not so "Amitabha", but who would not have these emotions in such a situation? She frowned and thought about how to make him happy, and suddenly thought of something, got up and ran: "Yang, you look first! Wait for me for a while, soon!"

"Oh!" Wang Yang was indeed disappointed and angry because of these film reviews, but he was not sad. Why was he angry? Check out Jeffrey Westhoff's .5/4 poor review for the Northwest Herald: "Andrea's degeneration of mind is so gradual that she doesn't even realize it's happening. Although These might be a more real person, but it doesn't make the drama interesting."

If he drank the milk from the previous breakfast, Wang Yang would definitely spit it out. This movie review is absolutely, absolutely random bullshit, because Andrea has a mentality change that makes the movie "depressed", so it's not good? Why not ask those who commented on "shallow" what they were thinking?

Like many other film critics, this Jeffrey Westhoff simply doubts and denies "d" in terms of genre and structure. It can be said that he watched it with prejudice from the beginning, thinking that it is not interesting if there are changes in human nature. , that only means that this genre is not suitable for you to watch, it does not mean that it is a rubbish genre! It's as if many people don't like watching horror movies. Can it be said that horror movies are all rubbish?

Ordinary audiences can freely express their opinions; film critics who have the right to speak in the media and have public influence cannot be so irresponsible.

"If the story had focused on the heroine, Andy, being seduced, falling, and then saving herself, it would have had a shockingly profound spiritual twist. But right now, there's no suspense in the way it's being told." - Allen - Dell,.

"Yes, yes, maybe it would be best for Darren Aronofsky to direct and Natalie Portman to star." Wang Yang couldn't help spreading his hands. This is exactly what he expected for the film review! Another prejudiced film critic, and Jeffrey Westhoff's thinking direction is exactly the opposite. One wants the film to be not depressing at all, and the other wants it to be from beginning to end. They both gave rotten evaluations.

Which play are these film critics really singing about? Movies are like color cards. Don't they only love big red or big purple, and can't tolerate lighter colors?

He thinks that is the interest of the general audience. Roger Ebert said that "d" has no clear positioning, but it is not the same as the O6 version. His first positioning is female audiences, and most female audiences want to watch it. Fashion, those famous brands, supermodels and celebrities are just an atmosphere, there is no excess or lack, he gives it to meet their needs; and some common sense and operations in the fashion industry are like card counting, and they also want it, and he also gave.

The o6 version even felt that other than that, no one cared about Andrea's mentality changes, so it was more simple and superficial; but he cared, so he wanted to discuss it in a gentle atmosphere.

But now it seems that the audience's response is good; but the film critics who tend to "completely light comedy" find it more annoying, adding "Magic Young", it is really intolerable; Seeing some hope, the film critics turned their heads and laughed and laughed, and felt uncomfortable intermittently, which is really superficial and profound! Plus "Magic Jan", can't be tolerated! So Rotten Tomatoes flew around, not as good as the 76% of the o6 version.

After all, many film critics are very selfish. Most of them rely on their own thoughts and senses. Seal the Throne Seeking Demons, Audacious Nine Heavens, Strongest Abandoned Young Master, Great Zhou Royal Family, Martial Qiankun General, Night Killing Gods The strongest abandoned young man came out of the Great Zhou Royal Family, and he couldn't be objective; then he also had his own ideas, and commercial films also had to take into account the idea of ​​targeting the audience, so that's how it is now.

"Hi! Dude, I thought of you just now." Wang Yang was continuing to browse through these increasingly funny movie reviews when his phone vibrated suddenly. He picked it up and saw that it was Natalie Portman, then answered with a quick smile A sentence. Natalie over there was stunned: "Y? Why?" Wang Yang said with an urgency, "Because my mobile phone has a caller ID function, ha! Isn't it amazing?"

"It's amazing, you seem to be in a good mood..." Hearing his cold joke, Natalie laughed a few times angrily, and said seriously: "It's nothing, I watched "d" yesterday, and today many people Scold it, you know? I just want to comfort you, you know from a psychological point of view, although you have an Andrea, you have love; but you also need the care and friendship of friends."

Wang Yang leaned back in the chair, smiled at the phone: "It's absolutely correct, I'm really a little bit sad, okay, you can start." Natalie's voice was delicate: "You know! It's a bit dull, it's nothing Attractive, I don’t have the urge to yell, I don’t know, overall it’s okay, better than "High School Musical"." Wang Yang said in surprise: "Hey! Are you here to comfort me or to hit me Huh?" Natalie said casually, "Maybe I'm here to hit you."

In front of the mobile phone, both of them couldn't help laughing and rolled their eyes. Natalie snorted and said loudly: "Anyway, be yourself! Because in this world, there are many, many media film critics, but you are the only one." Wang Yang smiled: "Yes, you are right Yes, be myself." Natalie said wow: "Oh! I blurted it out! What does that mean? I remembered this line, this is a good movie."

"Thank you." Wang Yang thanked, and Natalie said, "And Jessica is very hot, and she acted very well." Wang Yang smiled and said "Thank you", and Natalie said, "And Amy Li is very hot and played very well", Wang Yang said "thank you" again, Natalie said "and Streep is very hot and played very well", Wang Yang shrugged: "Thank you, What a great director!" Natalie said again, "There is another digression, Natalie is also very hot", and Wang Yang said, "Thank you very much!"

The two ended the call after a few more words, and Wang Yang shouted loudly, "Sweetheart, Natalie told me to tell you that you are hot and you acted well!" Jessica's voice came from the bathroom. Voice: "I know! Thank her!" Wang Yang shouted in confusion: "What are you doing? Did you eat your stomach?" Jessica shouted: "No, I'm fine, soon!" Wang Yang was about to get up Going to see what's wrong, Jessica yelled again: "Don't come over!"

However, Wang Yang was immediately entangled in the comforting calls from his best friend circle, text messages from good friends, colleagues, and ordinary circle of friends, as if his image had become "poor Yang" overnight.

Zachary said, "When I watched it with Eileen yesterday, the whole audience was laughing." Robert Downey Jr. said, "Don't pay attention to those film critics. When I'm your age, I will go crazy when I hear these mocking voices, and I will anesthetize myself with drugs; What's so great about watching them now? You can't hurt yourself because of these people." Joshua said, "It's definitely a good movie, needless to say!" Will Smith, Michael Pitt, Fat Harry...

"There is no exact box office data for the number yet, but you don't have to worry, the exit survey is very good!" Mark Slant has no consolation, they have already talked about this possibility, and the box office is what determines the success or failure of "d" The essential.

"I'm not worried, this is a very popular subject." Wang Yang looked at the film review on the screen and wrote, "The story is full of deception. Prada is one of the sponsors of "d". These huge industry advertising expenses have affected It’s a critique of fashion.” In other words, he didn’t criticize the fashion industry enough enough, he shook his head and said with emotion: “These movie reviews are so funny.”

Everything has a degree, crazily cursing and mocking the fashion industry, regardless of whether the views are right or not, the influence brought by this strongly inclined commercial film will never compare with the current objective evaluation, because the box office base of the former will not be high, but the latter But it can make tens of millions of viewers start thinking: "My own choice is the most fashionable?"

"Hey, Yang, I watched "D" yesterday..." Upon hearing Rachel's opening remarks on the phone, Wang Yang slapped his forehead and interrupted her: "Here we go again! Rachel, you Do you want to comfort me?" Rachel laughed heartily, and immediately answered: "No, no, no! Seriously, do you have any evening dresses and clothes from Paris? It will be awards season in a few days, and I need some .”

Wang Yang snorted, and almost said "Is it from, it seems that there are a few from", but this joke is definitely not suitable! Only for the first draft of an otherwise fashion-destroying first draft. Now joking with these good friends that I am fine, I can hardly stop. He laughed and said, "11, it seems that there are a few, but my number can drown you. But to be honest." He wondered: "What happened?! Why does everyone think I need comfort?"

"Don't be sad, okay?" Rachel's tone was very gentle, and Wang Yang said helplessly, "The problem is that I don't." Rachel laughed softly: "Unless you are a robot, I don't believe that you are not a little bit sad. You Know how I was last year when "Spice Girls" got beat up by "The Hangover" and everyone said 'Stupid Rachel'? I covered myself with a pillow and cried."

Wang Yang was surprised: "Oh my God, I'm so sorry, really?" But she seemed fine and happy at that time!

"It's not like a child crying like a child. I mean, I was very uncomfortable at that time, and I was very embarrassed?" Rachel smiled. Sometimes emotions suddenly surged up, and she couldn't control it. She smiled and said: "So I'm sure you're also sad." Wang Yang scratched his forehead and said, "Is it sad? The anger is getting more and more, they are so unfair." Rachel comforted and persuaded: "Don't think about it, you can't let everyone Satisfied, this is an unbearable burden! No matter what others say, you keep yourself, this is what I want to tell you."

", I will! Thank you, Rachel!" Although she couldn't see it, Wang Yang nodded heavily, and his heart was full of emotion. These old friends and good friends who have gone through many years together have helped him and trusted him I even liked him, shared laughter and joy, and struggled together, just like Rachel, many things have nothing to do with interests and nothing, just friends. It just feels good to have so many good friends who care about him!

After hanging up Rachel's call, Wang Yang looked at the time on the computer. It's been so long, what the hell is Jessica doing? Just as he was closing those movie review pages, and was about to ask her if she wanted to go shopping for wedding supplies, he suddenly heard the bathroom door open, and with a "hey" sound, he turned his head to look, and burst out laughing crazily : "Wow, wow! Hahahaha..."

I saw Jessica standing by the door, her show turned into a Beatles bb hairstyle, with a ponytail tied behind; but what made him laugh was that she was holding a "guitar"! No wonder there was a strange sound. She removed the white toilet cover inside and a mop pole, and fixed them into a "toilet guitar" with some unknown means.

"Hahaha! How are you?!" Wang Yang laughed so hard that he couldn't hold back his voice at all. She often had such weird things, but now this one is to comfort him and tease him again?

"Today I'm going to sing a song for you." Jessica smiled brightly. Seeing his reaction, she was very happy and sweet. , while singing "y-jud" softly: "Hey, Judy, don't be depressed. Sing sad songs to soothe your mood, remember to let her into your heart, then your life will start to be beautiful..."

Listening to her singing full of love and tenderness, Wang Yang's smile gradually stopped, even though the guitar's clattering sound was out of rhythm. His whole body was filled with the urge to hug her. He stood up and said with a soft smile: "You are always in my heart."

"I don't know what to say." Jessica stopped singing with a smile, reached out and touched his face, and laughed at herself: "You know I'm a Texan who only drinks beer, I don't know how to tell you 'Anyway, be happy!' And I will always support you and love you." She raised her left hand to show off the ring, and continued to tap the toilet seat: "Hey, Judy, don't be afraid..."

"You are destined to catch up with her and get her..." Wang Yang felt a rush of heat in his eyes, and sang along softly. Seeing her gently shaking her body enjoying herself, he couldn't bear the emotion up! He stretched out his hand and smiled, "Please, give me the guitar! I'll sing."

"Whenever you feel pain." Jessica's singing stopped abruptly, and she quickly walked away holding the guitar: "Why should I give it to you? I sing well! Hey, Judy, be patient!" Wang Yang Smiling, he stretched out his hand to chase after him: "I know the reason why you turned into Avril Lavigne! That's because this guitar is a legendary treasure. If I get it, I can pass Paul McCartney! Right? Give it to me!"

"Don't give it! This is mine! Don't carry the whole world on your shoulders--", "Don't give it to me! I will carry you on my shoulders!"

From the bedroom to the living room, there were bursts of laughter and shouting.

More than half of the film critics said that "The Devil Wears Prada" is a mediocre bad movie, and it will not become a blockbuster. Magic Young's reputation and double Waterloo at the box office are just around the corner. However, amidst these doubts, No. The box office data for No. 1 is out, No. 4 is out, and No. 4... The box office ranking for the weekend of the Christmas schedule is out. The performance of "d" really makes people see no signs of Waterloo at the box office.

"What!! What happened? Didn't you say that Wang Yang is going to die?"

Note: The film reviews are all based on real materials. All the film reviews that say that Andrea's change of mind destroys the comedy and that it would be better to focus on the discussion of depravity are not nonsense. In addition, Wowly would like to remind everyone that the system that restricts consumption is now activated (the account can only be used for consumption), which can be regarded as eliminating the hacking method of hacking accounts to play games! You can set it up! I am very sad to see everyone's comments saying that you can no longer subscribe and support if your account has been hacked! R