The Best Fake Eunuch

Time passed, during this period of time Xiao Chen has been shuttling between the empress and concubine Liu Gui.

Every day, I sleep on rockers, so happy.

Until one day, the Lantern Festival came.

Up and down the palace, all are busy.

On the contrary, it was Xiao Chen who took part in the Lantern Festival as an excuse to be lazy on the sidelines.

"Slap!"

In deep sleep, accompanied by a crisp sound, Xiao Chen only felt a stabbing pain in his head.

Opening his eyes suddenly, he saw a court lady with a friendly face staring at him with a smile: "Sleep any longer, the Lantern Festival will be over, when the empress asks about the crime, she will definitely not spare you!"

Hearing this, Xiao Chen rubbed his head, and said casually: "What are you afraid of, as the saying goes, the real protagonist is often the last to appear on stage."

"Speaking of Huan'er, what do you think of the one-finger Zen technique I performed yesterday?" Having said this, Xiao Chen winked at Huan'er for a while.

After the words fell, Huan'er's pretty face turned red, and she spat hard: "You perverted slave!"

Huan'er is the queen's personal servant girl, and the two chatted very happily these days.

Naturally, it also faded every night.

"If you don't pass, the empress will really blame me!" At this moment, Huan'er suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly said.

You know, this time even the emperor personally came forward.

After all, the two countries are betting against each other with their cities, if something happens, Xiao Chen will have nine lives, which is not enough for the emperor to kill!

Xiao Chen didn't stop too much, and walked towards Dengyuan Square with strides.

It was dusk, and countless lanterns were hung in the streets and alleys, dotting the entire palace like a starry sky.

now. Lantern Square.

The empress and Li Wanjiang sat next to each other, and beside them were three thousand beauties and civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty.

On the opposite side, several figures looked at them covetously.

The eyes of one pair of eyes were full of disdain, and one of the young men's mouth curled up, and the words were full of sarcasm: "It's just a mere poem that made Da Zhou's genius so hasty, it seems that Da Zhou is really Jiang's talent is exhausted."

As soon as the words fell, the eyes of Manchu civil and military officials were full of anger.

Looking at this person, he wished to cut him into pieces, but his expression was helpless.

After all, that's what he said.

Just now, this person just opened his mouth casually, and it took a long time for the great Zhou talent to match up. If it really comes to a competition, I'm afraid their chances of winning are not high!

"Hmph, don't be arrogant!" At this time, Ye Baiqing stepped forward and said coldly.

"Oh?" Hearing this, the young man glanced at him with a disdainful tone, "Which cat or dog are you?"

"hateful!"

When Ye Baiqing heard the words, the veins on his face popped up, and the anger in his eyes was unforgivable.

"I am a well-known talent in the capital, and today I will teach you a lesson for the people of Da Zhou!"

A few days ago, the embarrassment he suffered on Xiao Chen must be vented on this guy.

"Ah."

However, the young man's face was even more disdainful, "You ants, since this is the case, then I will give you a chance to compose poems first, and then don't blame me for not giving you a chance."

Hearing this, Ye Baiqing's face turned ashen.

Take a deep breath and force yourself to calm down.

Then, taking another step, he opened his mouth and said:

"It is said that there is no pair of people in the East China Sea, who lives in the cloud mountain, and suddenly hears the rainy season in the turbulent world."

"Looking back and raising my eyes to look at the spring breeze, hearing the sound of the phoenix, my eyebrows are already full of joy."

"Being a dragon lying on the vines, the moon rises and the sun sets, and white clouds float over the mountains."

"All of a sudden the wind blew the tree heavy, and the White Crane Cave appeared, and climbed up the steep slope to enter the stage."

"This is a rare scene in the world. It is the fate of the heavens. One pill and five elements reach the realm of transformation."

After the last word fell, the entire square fell silent, and all the civil and military officials in the court showed admiration.

Even the queen and Li Wanjiang not only nodded.

It was unexpected that a person crushed by Xiao Chen would be so capable.

You must know that it is no ordinary person who can create such rhythmic poems.

On the other side, when those barbarian people heard what Ye Baiqing wrote, their eyes were also solemn.

Looking at the young man, there was a trace of nervousness in his expression.

However, the young man smiled lightly, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and suddenly said:

"It is rumored that there is an immortal in Penglai who hides in the dry sky and suddenly sees a drought year in the mortal world."

"Raise your hands and throw your feet against the rain, and you will get the promise of Xuanwu, but you won't get a ray of Xunfeng."

"Use Lihuo to get rid of the white tiger's misfortune, and by mistake, the green dragon appears and the water falls."

"Finally seek the earthquake and thunder, take the Zhuque feathers, and open Genshan to divert water."

"Because people in the world didn't know about it, they summoned the Earth Spirit and kowtowed three times and worshiped nine times until dawn."

hiss!

When the young man said his last word, everyone gasped.

It was the queen and Li Wanjiang, their eyes were full of shock.

In ancient times, there were gods, and human spirits worshiped them!

The realm of gods and objects described by this person is like an ancient myth, but the words make people excited and fearful.

Ye Baiqing's face changed again and again, and her eyes were full of horror.

You know, it took him a long time to write this poem.

And this person...

But a few breaths!

Moreover, he can also create poems that are bigger than his own artistic conception.

In contrast, it is not an exaggeration to say that I am an ant!

Seeing this scene, the young man sneered, and his tone was even more contemptuous: "Looking at your appearance, like this Great Zhou Dynasty, you are like a drowned rat, which makes me feel disgusted."

The sound of these words undoubtedly aroused the anger of everyone.

If it wasn't for the overall situation, this person's words alone would be enough for them to kill him!

"What? Am I wrong?"

The young man was even more arrogant, he stepped forward, his handsome face was full of arrogance, "You Da Zhou, in my eyes, are nothing more than a bunch of ants!"

As soon as this remark came out, the court was furious!

Li Wanjiang's face was even paler, his expression was ugly, and there was murderous intent in his eyes.

However, the envoy of Dengyuan, the court must not kill!

No matter what the latter says, even the king of a country has to endure it.

If not, he would be ridiculed by all the dynasty forces on the mainland.

It was also because of this that the young man dared to ridicule the Great Zhou Dynasty so arrogantly.

At this moment, not only him, but all the envoys of the barbarian country beside him had sarcasm smiles on their faces. Those old and proud faces made the subjects of the Great Zhou want to tear their bones out.

But at this moment, a voice came from afar and fell into everyone's ears: "Those who insult my Great Zhou Dynasty will be punished even if they are far away, and they will be killed without mercy!"

The last word fell, like a dragon singing and a tiger roaring, it aroused the high fighting spirit in the hearts of the subjects of the Great Zhou Dynasty.

They raised their heads one after another, and their eyes fell on Man Guo.

It seems to be saying——

Those who insult my Great Zhou Dynasty will be punished even if they are far away, and they will be killed without mercy!