The Best Fake Eunuch

I saw that her skin was fair and could be broken by blowing bombs. She held two pepper milks, with graceful curves and exquisite appearance.

The three men stared straight at each other.

"Sit on the chair and spread your legs." Zhuge Xiaosheng made a rather shameless request.

Even Xiao Chen and Zhang Baiwan thought it was a bit too much, but they didn't say anything to stop it.

The reason is that men will understand.

"My lord, don't!" Little nun Liao Fan looked at Xiao Chen for help with her wonderful eyes.

"sit down!"

Zhuge Xiaosheng changed from his usual gentle manner, and a cold light suddenly appeared in his eyes.

Liao Fan glanced at Xiao Chen resentfully, and had no choice but to obediently sit in a grand teacher's chair and spread his legs.

The pink petals are looming, delicate and charming in the mist.

Xiao Chen and Zhang Baiwan breathed a sigh of relief together, looked at each other, and smiled shyly.

Although what should be there is faintly visible, but what should not be there is definitely not there.

She's a very iconic little nun, not bad...

call...

Just when the two couldn't bear it any longer...

what!

Suddenly he heard Fan scream, but Zhuge Xiaosheng beside him couldn't bear it any longer, so he directly attacked.

Xiao Chen and Zhang Baiwan couldn't help but blame themselves for being one step too late, allowing Zhuge Xiaosheng to take the lead.

But he just stretched out a finger and poked fiercely on the Guanyuan point below her navel.

Suddenly, a scene that stunned Xiao Chen appeared...

I saw something that shouldn't exist popping up from Fan...

what!

Liao Fan screamed, jumped up and ran towards the door, but Zhuge Xiaosheng tripped and fell to the ground.

"You...you...you, a hermaphrodite, killed me!" Zhang Baiwan wiped the corner of his mouth, and when he came back to his senses, he flew into a rage.

When he rushed up, Fan was just punched and kicked, his whole body was covered in blood, and he rolled all over the ground, and he no longer had any sympathy.

"Stop beating, let him get dressed, I still have something to ask him."

Xiao Chen also turned off the fire, and hurried forward to stop Zhang Baiwan's madness.

"Lord Xiao, what are you asking? Just leave him to the villain, and I promise to make his life worse than death!" Zhang Baiwan gritted his teeth in hatred.

"You go out first, I will interrogate him alone."

Xiao Chen rolled his eyes, waved his hands, and ordered the two to go out.

Zhang Baiwan didn't dare to say any more, and together with Zhuge Xiaosheng found a rope, tied all the five flowers together like rice dumplings, and then went out.

"Liao Fan, what else do you have to say?" Xiao Chen asked.

"The matter is exposed, I have nothing to say, I just want to die quickly." Liao Fan was dejected, knowing that he would die, but regretted not running away earlier.

"Hehe, want to die? It's not that easy." Xiao Chen sneered coldly.

"I still have some silver in the nunnery. There are always a few hundred taels. I gave it to my father-in-law. I just ask my father-in-law to give me a happy one." Extreme fear appeared on Liao Fan's face.

It is easy to die, but there are many ways to die.

For example, beheading is just a snap and it is very happy.

But flogging, cutting in half, skinning, dismembering the body by five horses, Ling Chi... These cruel punishments are different. They will kill you, but the process will make you extremely painful, and even make you regret why you were born in the first place.

This means that life is worse than death, and life is more painful than life.

"Who cares about your little money..." Xiao Chen suddenly remembered something, "By the way, how did you hide your job?"

"If you go back to the father-in-law, it's the technique of shrinking the sun that I learned from a stranger..." Liao Fan looked at Xiao Chen with a puzzled face, wondering why this father-in-law would be interested in this?

You don't have such a thing!

"Easy to learn?" Xiao Chen asked again.

"As long as you know the tricks, it's not difficult." Liao Fan's face was even more puzzled, "Why do you want to learn this, father-in-law?"

"Hehehe, too many skills don't overwhelm you, it's always right to learn one more skill, how about this, you have taught me, I will give you a happy one, you can choose poisonous wine and white silk, and I will give you Leave a whole body for a good burial."

"Thank you, Father-in-law!" Le Fan was overjoyed, "This is easy to say, but I don't know if Father-in-law has learned some ways to move Qi?"

Xiao Chen is a modern person, what method does he know how to circulate Qi?

But his other identity is the former prince.

This prince has learned martial arts and the method of promoting Qi from the bodyguards of Ouchi since he was a child, but he has only learned it for more than a year, and it is useless to play.

But what the guard passed on to him was a serious inner strength method, and once learned, he would never forget it.

So although it can't be used for fighting, there is no problem with exercising energy and promoting Qi, and the so-called technique of shrinking yang is actually very simple...

So under Fan Qingxin's professor, Xiao Chen learned it quickly, and even practiced it on the spot for a while.

This made Fan sigh in admiration: "It turns out that you are not clean, father-in-law! This treasure of yours is also born well, and it is much stronger than the little one..."

Overjoyed, Xiao Chen did not break his promise, ordered Zhang Baiwan to fetch the poisoned wine, and watched Fan bleed to death from his seven orifices after drinking it.

Let Zhuge Xiaosheng check it again, and then ordered Zhang Baiwan to bury him well, and burn him some more paper money or something.

"My lord, what do you think about this?" With Fan Xiao's life gone, Zhang Baiwan should worry about his own life.

"It's not easy, the empress knows about Palace Master Zhang, I'm afraid the queen dowager also knows, according to the rules in our palace, she must die, and your Zhang family's inability to teach their daughters is also a capital crime." Xiao Chen shook his head and sighed.

Let me be serious first.

"My lord, help!" Zhang Baiwan immediately knelt down.

"But I can't bear to see Palace Master Zhang disappearing at such a young age, and I can't bear to watch your Lao Zhang's family of hundreds of people fall apart. Alas... I can only bear this bloody relationship with you. Who told us Soft-hearted."

Give him another glimmer of hope.

"As long as you can hold on to your wealth and life, the little one swears in the name of the Zhang family's ancestors, and from now on, swears to be a big dog and horse, and let him be driven, regardless of life or death!"

As Zhang Baiwan said, she got up, picked up the paper knife on the table, and slashed across her forehead, making a blood oath!

"Oh, that doesn't have to be the case, Xiaosheng, what are you still doing in a daze? Quickly help Lao Zhang stop the bleeding..." Xiao Chen waited for him to finish his blood oath, and then acted surprised.

Now that the words had been spoken, Xiao Chen stopped being clouded and had a secret conversation with Zhang Baiwan and Zhang Baiwan for an entire hour, and only the two of them knew what they were talking about.

It wasn't until it was getting late that he took Zhuge Xiaosheng and left Zhang's mansion, saying why didn't he stay for dinner? That's because the palace will be locked when you arrive, and even if you have the queen's letter, you won't be able to get in.

"Xiaosheng, how did you see that Fanfan man?" The two rode side by side, Xiao Chen asked casually.

"Actually, I didn't see it, but I thought that if it wasn't for him, it couldn't be someone else. I heard that there is a kind of sorcery in the world called the method of shrinking the yang, as long as you click on the middle Guanyuan, it can break the power. I just tried it, but I didn’t expect to be fooled by me.”

Zhuge Xiaosheng's knowledge is really extensive, even he knows this.

"Well, only the three of us know about this, so don't tell others." Xiao Chen urged.

"Yes." Zhuge Xiaosheng didn't ask why.

He asked what should be asked, and he would never ask more than what should not be asked.

But there is something he must ask.

"Brother Xiao, do you really want to help Zhang Yao'er get rid of the crime?" Zhuge Xiaosheng felt that Xiao Chen didn't need to do this at all.