The Best Fake Eunuch

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for taking care of me. The concubine's injuries will recover as soon as possible, and then I will ride horses and hunt with Your Majesty." Concubine Liu Guifei's voice sounded, and the tone was so soul-stirring that it made people's hearts itch.

Half a month ago, when Concubine Liu Gui was hunting with the Great Zhou Emperor, she accidentally fell off her horse and had to recover for half a month before she could get out of bed and walk.

The eyes of the Great Zhou Emperor were full of love, and he said softly: "I heard that the technique of pressing the rocker can make the body's blood flow unobstructed. Why don't my concubine find a maid and push it?"

Concubine Liu Gui nodded her head and said softly, "Your Majesty's words are reasonable."

As soon as the voice fell, Concubine Liu Gui's tone changed, and she said commandingly: "Slave dog, why are you still standing there? Why don't you give me a little help?"

After finishing speaking, Liu Guifei still looked at Xiao Chen provocatively in her eyes.

small things.

You let me scream in the palace, and I let you jump on the fire!

Seeing Concubine Liu Gui's provocation, Xiao Chen frowned, but he had no choice but to bite the bullet and say: "Hey!"

The art of massage is the modern massage.

As a young academic master, Xiao Chen naturally knew the acupuncture points of the human body, and made Liu Guifei feel refreshed and bright in her eyes.

The Emperor Da Zhou saw that the person holding the rocker was an eunuch, so he frowned and asked, "My concubine, why was a eunuch pressing the rocker for you, what about those court ladies?"

Hearing this, Concubine Liu Gui smiled lazily, and the charming eyes were like a cat, which made people feel excited.

"Your Majesty doesn't know, but this little eunuch is very skillful, but just pressing half a stick of incense, I feel extremely refreshed."

After the words fell, Xiao Chen's expression eased a lot.

Concubine Liu Gui was indeed right, the massage techniques mastered by Xiao Chen indeed have this ability.

But her words made Xiao Chen's face darken.

"Furthermore, it's just a pickled eunuch, neither male nor female, if you see it, you will see it."

With a chuckle, Concubine Liu Gui cast a glance at Xiao Chen, as if you can bear me.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Chen frowned, his face a little displeased.

It's a bad game, right?

OK!

Xiao Chen's face turned hard, and his other hand was covered by his back, and he sank into the water.

After wandering for a while, Xiao Chen became even bolder.

"boom!"

But for a moment, Concubine Liu Gui's body froze in place like five thunderbolts, and the smile on her face also froze.

This damn dog minion!

Concubine Liu Gui's pretty face was full of embarrassment and anger, if it wasn't for the mist covering her, she would have been spotted by the emperor one or two times.

"My concubine, what happened?" Seeing Concubine Liu Gui's face was stiff, the Emperor Da Zhou's face changed slightly.

Concubine Liu Gui quickly said, "Your Majesty, I am fine."

"It's just that the little eunuch's rocking skills are too superb, and I'm delighted to be able to accompany you to ride horses and hunt in a short time." At this moment, Concubine Liu Gui's voice trembled a little.

That numbness made her feel ashamed and angry.

This goddamn dog slave!

He scolded Xiao Chen ten thousand times in his heart.

Hearing this, Emperor Da Zhou frowned, cast a glance at Concubine Liu Gui and Xiao Chen, and said in a neutral tone: "Since it is a tool, it is useless after using it, and it can be thrown away later."

After the words fell, Xiao Chen's eyes flashed with anger.

How could he fail to understand the words of Emperor Da Zhou?

Think of me as a tool, right?

The more he thought about it, the more resentful he became, and the momentum of secretly's hands became more violent.

But within a few breaths, Concubine Liu Gui bowed down and could only beg Xiao Chen for mercy in a low voice, the latter did not give up after seeing this.

At this time, Emperor Da Zhou suddenly said: "My concubine, you have been married to the palace for a year, and I will arrange a family visit in a few days, what do you think of my concubine?"

After the words fell, Concubine Liu Gui's delicate body trembled.

But after recovering as before, she smiled lightly and said lazily, "I just follow His Majesty's arrangement."

The voice fell, and the air was slightly silent for a moment.

Xiao Chen froze his hands, and his eyes flickered.

It's just going home to visit relatives, why is Concubine Liu Gui so nervous?

It seems that there is a drama in this.

Thinking of this, the corner of Xiao Chen's mouth curled up.

"Little eunuch, why stop?" Concubine Liu Gui suddenly said, wanting to break the tranquility, in a cold tone.

Hearing this, Xiao Chen stopped thinking about it and continued to massage Concubine Liu Gui.

Emperor Da Zhou didn't say much, he pondered for a moment, just stood up, and said: "Since my concubine is in good health, I can rest assured."

"I will make proper arrangements for visiting relatives, and during this period of time, my concubine will also go to the queen's side more often."

After finishing speaking, the Great Zhou Emperor strode away and left here.

Concubine Liu Gui stared at the back of Emperor Da Zhou leaving.

His eyes were dull, and he didn't say a word for a long time.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Chen's eyes narrowed slightly.

It seems that there are still some unspeakable secrets between Concubine Liu Gui and Emperor Da Zhou.

However, these are not what they inquired about.

Shaking his head slightly, he didn't think much about it.

Just as he was about to continue working, a throbbing pain came from his arm.

"hiss!"

Xiao Chen gasped, and couldn't help but groan in pain.

"How does it feel to eat cheap from this palace?" The next moment, Concubine Liu Gui's lazy voice came, but her tone was cold.

Xiao Chen rubbed his arms, and laughed: "Don't I want to show myself in front of the empress?"

"Ah."

Hearing this, Concubine Liu Gui raised her eyebrows, and said in a sarcastic tone, "I'm afraid she wants to take revenge on me, right?"

Xiao Chen smiled sheepishly, but didn't say much.

"You are quite a courageous slave. An ordinary eunuch would have been scared to the ground." Concubine Liu Gui raised her beautiful eyes, and her tone was not sure whether it was a compliment or a sarcasm.

With such courage, and the thing is still there, maybe he can help him do that.

Thinking of this, Concubine Liu Gui's beautiful eyes were full of charm, and her voice was also full of tenderness: "Since you want to survive in the palace, if you can help me complete one thing, it's okay."

Exhale like blue, with a soft voice coupled with a charming expression.

As if Su Daji was alive, Xiao Chen watched with enthusiasm.

How about concubine Liu Gui's words?

He grabbed her waist and kissed her deeply.

The other hand was dishonest and wandered away from Concubine Liu Gui.

The latter's pretty face sank, he kicked Xiao Chen over, and said coldly: "You dog slave, let me praise you a few times, you really went to the house."

"If it weren't for that thing on your body, I would have killed you!"

Hearing Concubine Liu Gui's words, Xiao Chen knew that the former would never kill him.

There was a smile on her mouth: "Your Majesty has been talking about it all the time, don't you want to taste it too?"

After the words fell, Concubine Liu Gui's pretty face turned cold, and murderous intent burst out in her eyes.

Chuxiu Palace was as cold as a river, and Xiao Chen's face couldn't help but change.

I know Concubine Liu Gui is angry.

She smiled embarrassingly and said: "Just for a joke, no matter what the empress asks the servant to do, even if it goes up the mountain of swords or down into the sea of ​​fire, the servant will not hesitate to die!"

Hearing this, Concubine Liu Gui sneered, and a cold voice came from her throat: "Then what if I let you sleep with Murong Danqiu?"