The Best Fake Eunuch

The soldiers observing at the top of the mountain sent a signal, and the enemy army was already five miles away. It was roughly estimated that there were about 3,000 people, all of whom were light cavalry, and had already launched an attack formation.

No follow-up troops were found, no flanking troops were found, and no catapults were found.

"Oh?" Zhuge Xiaosheng breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the news, a sneer appeared on his tense face, "It seems that they don't take us seriously at all!"

There were tens of thousands of people in the enemy's camp, but only 3,000 people came. They didn't bring catapults or logistics troops to follow them. They just wanted to attack directly?

It seems that they also have some understanding of the situation on our side, knowing that we are just a group of mobs, and Yan Yun is here to give away the head, so they underestimate the enemy.

Underestimating the enemy is a taboo on the battlefield!

We are here to risk our lives, but we are not giving away heads, is there a difference?

However, Dabokun, the Xianbo general who was ordered to eliminate Xiao Chen's motley army, thought there was no difference, and he even disdained this easy task.

When I took the order, I even complained a few times, asking me to lead 3,000 Xianbo cavalry to destroy a patchwork of weak chicken troops led by the eunuch of the Great Zhou, it was a great insult to myself!

It would be fine if the opponent had a strong city, but they didn't even have a decent camp, and even stationed their troops under the mountains and forests. What's the difference between this and the last stand?

It can be seen that Xiao Chen doesn't understand military warfare at all, it's pure nonsense.

Leading the team to the front, looking at the formation of carts at the foot of the mountain, I almost laughed out loud.

This is also called formation? As long as I charge, I can smash it into pieces!

His subordinates reminded him that there might be an ambush in the forest on the left and right sides, but Dabokun didn't take it seriously. What's wrong with the ambush? Do they have strength?

As long as our attack speed is fast enough, before their ambush is exhausted, we have already captured their army!

There is no need for flanking cover, and there is no need to leave a reserve team. Three thousand people will charge for me together, and we will take it down with one charge.

There is an old saying in China that says how to kill a chicken with a sledgehammer, today we use a sledgehammer to kill a chicken, one knife kills!

In fact, this is not Dabokun's arrogance. He is actually a very good general and has a lot of combat experience. He made a lot of contributions when he attacked Yanyun County.

He once led 3,000 cavalry under his command to sweep five cities in one day and one night. Wherever he went, all the officers and soldiers of the Great Zhou Dynasty were invincible.

In the end, they were terrified of him when they heard the news, and before his soldiers came to the city, they had already abandoned the city and fled, or voluntarily left the city and surrendered.

This made him come to an incorrect conclusion that the combat power of the generals of the Great Zhou Dynasty was all scum!

What's more, what about a mob led by a eunuch?

Logically speaking, the dead eunuch should have surrendered voluntarily when he saw the general and his troops coming. What does this mean?

First send someone to say hello to him, to know the benefits, if he is willing to surrender, this general can save his life, otherwise, hehehe!

In fact, Dabokun didn't want to be so troublesome, but General Qiu Muling gave him a very inexplicable general order, asking him to capture the enemy chief, that is, Xiao Chen himself.

Why do you want to capture him alive? A dead eunuch is worthless.

But Qiu Muling said that this was what the little prince meant, this Xiao Chen was a celebrity in the Great Zhou at least, last year he even convinced Mo Jie's Wanyan Pingqiu in public, won five cities, didn't he?

The little prince wanted to capture him alive and give him to Wanyan Pingqiu.

Dabokun thought to himself, isn't this nonsense? Our little prince and Wanyan Pingqiu are deadly rivals, would he be so kind as to give that guy a gift?

I'm afraid it's true that he deliberately wants to make others look ugly!

But since it is the prince's intention, it must be obeyed, but although I obey the order, once a fight starts, the swords and guns have no eyes, and the arrows are ruthless, so I cannot guarantee his safety.

Qiu Muling said you should do your best, it would be a great achievement to capture him alive, if he was killed, it would be bad luck for him.

Xiao Chen and others were surprised when they saw the Xianbo cavalry lined up but did not launch an attack, but saw a fast horse galloping towards them. What does this mean?

Do you want to be singled out?

"Hehe, I'm afraid it was sent by the other party to persuade you to surrender?" Zhuge Xiaosheng really knew things like a god, and his words were reasonable.

Order not to shoot arrows and let him in.

The envoy dismounted in front of the formation, held his head high, and walked in with great strides. When he saw Xiao Chen himself under the banner, he didn't say a word of salute, and his attitude was rather haughty.

"You are Xiao Chen?" He squinted at Xiao Chen, showing no courtesy at all.

"It's just mere, what advice does the envoy have?" Xiao Chen humbly pressed, the smile that was squeezed out of his face revealed such a guilty conscience.

"According to my general Dabokun's order, I order you to surrender to our side immediately. I, General Dabokun, said that I can spare you and your life!" The messenger said that my words were not aimed at you alone, but also Tell it to all of you present.

"What Kun?" Xiao Chen really didn't hear clearly, the Xianbo people's names are very weird, and the envoy brother doesn't speak Huaxia very well, and he always has a Javanese accent.

"Dabokun!" The envoy said in his heart that your ears are not working well at such a young age. You must have panicked.

"Da what Kun?" Xiao Chen frowned and pricked up his ears.

"Dabokun!" the envoy shouted loudly.

"What Bokun?" Xiao Chen did it on purpose.

"Are you playing tricks on me!" The envoy also felt that something was wrong, and immediately became furious.

"It seems that what you said made you say that I am the Generalissimo, and I am not a monkey tricker, what are you doing?" Xiao Chen hurriedly explained that it was not the case.

"Hmph, I'm not a monkey either!" The emissary didn't appreciate Xiao Chen's humor, so he said with a cold face, "Stop talking nonsense with me, come on, will you surrender or not!"

"If I surrender..." Xiao Chen asked cautiously.

"Then save you from death!" the envoy shouted.

"Then if I don't surrender..." Xiao Chen asked knowingly.

"Let all of you die! Immediately!" the messenger said proudly.

"Oh... so you came to scare me, you really look down on people, what, the two armies are fighting..." Xiao Chen asked Zhuge Xiaosheng this question.

"Don't kill me!" Zhuge Xiaosheng said with a smile.

"Although you are rude to me, my lord will not kill you in large numbers. You go back and tell you what the hell, I, Xiao Chen, will not surrender, and I am not afraid of death..." Xiao Chen didn't have much confidence in what he said. , "By the way, I want to ask you something, the little girl I let go yesterday, did she go back safely?"

"You're talking nonsense! Did you let that go? It was the little... little girl, she was quick-witted and ran away by herself!" It's fine if you don't mention this matter, and the envoy will be furious if you mention it!

"You see, you're still in a hurry! How can you be an emissary with this temper? It's just me, someone else would have killed you a long time ago... I'm relieved as long as she's fine." Xiao Chen said with a smile.