The Best Fake Eunuch

Xiao Chen analyzed the current situation in northern Xinjiang, and even the future situation very thoroughly.

Wu Luolan had to be convinced, convinced.

But what surprised her the most was that Xiao Chen was able to understand her ambitions and dreams. Isn't this the bosom friend she has been looking for all along?

But I have only met him once, why does he understand my heart so well?

"The girl you mentioned is Liu Ruyun, right?" Wu Luolan asked suddenly.

"It's Concubine Liu Gui, why do you know her?" Xiao Chen said.

"I'm indeed not as good as her. She can commit herself to Li Wanjiang for her own purpose, but I can't do that either," Wu Luolan said.

"Let me be honest, you don't mind, even if you want to be Li Wanjiang's concubine, he doesn't need you." Xiao Chen laughed.

"Why? Am I not beautiful?" Wu Luolan widened her beautiful eyes, expressing her dissatisfaction.

"Are you alright, the main reason is that you are too young, you are simply a yellow-haired girl, and our emperor likes the Yujie type, who is light on mature women." Xiao Chen felt that the emperor's taste is quite special, otherwise why would he marry Yang Feng'er? What about a young woman like that?

It's a pity that Wu Luolan couldn't understand the two terms he used, she only understood the yellow-haired girl.

"You say I'm a yellow-haired girl? You're the dead eunuch!" Wu Luolan also drank a lot of wine by herself at the moment.

That's why Xiao Chen was able to quarrel because of such a trivial matter.

"This is to praise you for being young, cardamom years, natural beauty, pure and pleasant, handsome and intelligent, and you have a heroic spirit." Xiao Chen hurriedly explained.

"Hmph, you just want to say that I look like a man!" Do you think Wu Luolan can't hear the meaning in his words?

"There's nothing wrong with that, it's called heroic and valiant, with a unique style." Xiao Chen laughed, "I just said that the emperor doesn't like your type, but I like it, I like it very much!"

"Hey, thank you so much!" Wu Luolan couldn't help laughing, "Who wants you to like me, how rare! And don't forget that you are a eunuch!"

"Eunuchs are also human beings, so they have emotions and desires." Xiao Chen was not angry, but just reasoned with her, "It seems that although you are a little prince with high power, you also like men, right?"

"You..." Wu Luolan was speechless to him, he could talk to him with any words!

"By the way, are you sixteen or seventeen? It's time to talk about marriage. I don't believe that those tribal princes didn't propose marriage to you. I'm afraid they all lined up? But you must not marry Give it to Wanyan Pingqiu, let me tell you, that kid is not authentic!" Once Xiao Chen turned on the chatterbox mode, he would not stop for three days and three nights.

"Or you can just find a man from my Huaxia. I have thousands of Chinese men, and there are all kinds of men. You can say that you can be literary, martial, handsome, and heroic. Guaranteed You like it! In fact, Li Shi, the king of Jiangdong, is a good person, but it is a pity that he is disabled, and he also has a princess..."

"I have never met Li Feng, the king of Fengyang, and I heard that he is quite handsome. He is Li Wanjiang's favorite son. If he becomes emperor in the future, then you will be the queen! And Li Yan, the king of Yandang, is very young and has both civil and military skills. So far unmarried, if you like, I can help you match..."

"Don't look at me with that look. I'm telling the truth. Think about it, it's better for you to be married to those princes of the tribe than to be married to the prince of Dazhou? In this way, everyone will be a family in the future, and all problems will be solved." Problem bird, if you give birth to a son in the future, you might be able to become the emperor of the Great Zhou, hehe!"

Xiao Chen talked to himself, talking cheerfully, completely ignoring Wu Luolan's already pale face from anger, and almost couldn't help but draw his knife to slash him several times!

The sun was setting, and the afterglow of the setting sun sprinkled all over the earth, reflecting a piece of blood red.

Qiu Muling and other generals nominally accompanied Xiao Ye and the others to drink, but none of them had even touched a drop of alcohol, because once the negotiation between the little prince and Xiao Chen broke down, they would start a war immediately!

Before the war, of course, these guys must be killed.

But Xiao Ye and the others didn't seem to feel the danger of the situation at all, they ate a lot of meat, drank heavily, their mouths were full of oil, and they drank happily, as if no one was there.

Didn't you really come here to cook?

Eat it, eat it, if you are full and die later, it is not considered a starving ghost.

But these few people are really delicious! Especially Tie Kunlun and Xiao Ye, each of them ate almost half a fat sheep and still didn't want to stop...

"General Tie, why is your supply of food and grass insufficient? Look at how hungry you are." Qiu Muling asked maliciously.

"There is plenty of food and grass, but there is no wine. Although your wine doesn't taste very good, it is also very strong, which is quite what I like!" Tie Kunlun had already drank at least ten catties of strong wine at this moment Wine, except for a little bulging stomach, his face remained unchanged and his heart beat.

Emotionally, he was addicted to alcohol.

"General Lu Fei, you carry a bow and arrow on your back, but are you proficient in archery?" A general named A Luhuan glanced at the big bow on Lu Fei's back and sneered slightly.

"It's not proficient, I can barely shoot a few times." Lu Fei laughed.

"Oh? I also happen to be so good at it, why don't we have a competition?" Aluhuan challenged.

"We are here to negotiate, not to compete. Our marshal said that peace is the most important thing." Lu Fei did not accept the challenge, he disdainful, but in A Luhuan's view, he did not dare.

"It's just a competition, not a contest. If you win, I'll give you this treasured sword. If you lose, you'll be fined three bowls of wine!" Aluhuan took the saber from his waist and put it on the table.

A saber is very important to a soldier. Since he dared to bet on his saber, he obviously felt that he had a very good chance of winning.

He is the most outstanding archer among the Xianbo people. He has been able to shoot arrows on a galloping horse since he was ten years old, and his arrows never fail!

"Hey, compared to him!" Duan Ling'er didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, she had already eaten and drank enough, but the boss hadn't finished talking, and when she was bored, of course she wanted to do something.

"That's fine too. How can I compare? Let's ask General Aluhuan to draw the line." Lu Fei also had nothing to do when he was full, so it would be good to move his hands and feet.

Anyway, it was agreed that it was a competition, not a duel, so let's play with him.

"If you shoot standing up, it doesn't make much sense. We are all cavalry, so it's better than cavalry shooting. Fast horse three whips, shoot three arrow targets 300 paces away, how about the one who hits three with three shots wins? If 300 steps is too far for you, then 200 steps is fine... 100 steps is also fine." A Luhuan's words were clearly provocative.

He guessed that Lu Fei would definitely give up directly, because as long as Lu Fei proposed to reduce the distance, he would have already lost in terms of momentum.

But Lu Fei just nodded slightly, and said calmly, "Then three hundred steps."

Yan Luo witnessed what happened to the people of Yanyun County with his own eyes, and his teeth were itchy when he hated the Xianbo people.