The Best Fake Eunuch

It is said that it has been more than two hours since the two armies confronted each other.

At the beginning, no one dared to slack off, and all of them were tense, but after so long, and after witnessing this archery match where friendship is the first, they all felt that there was a high probability that this battle would not be fought.

But now neither general of the two sides dares to order a retreat, because the negotiation between the two coaches is not over yet... It's not just for you to talk, can you give us a word first?

It's so fucking tired to be so stretched, people are okay, but the horses are a little restless, and they honked to express serious protest.

Either rush to kill, or eat, what does it mean to stand still like this and tighten the rein?

Don't give us grass to eat, at least give us some water, right?

But they didn't know that the two coaches had a very happy conversation, and they were both seven or eight points drunk.

Wu Luolan is really a little drunk, her oval face is as beautiful as a peach blossom, and her behavior and speech are gradually going crazy.

Feeling dry and hot all over, she first took off her armor, and now she took off her coat, leaving only a close-fitting jacket, which showed her exquisite body curves to the fullest.

What made Xiao Chen drunk was not the wine, but the beauty, the sky was already dark, the oil lamp was lit in the tent, and Wu Luolan under the lamp had a different kind of beauty.

It made him feel untimely.

"Xiao Chen, you are the first confidant I have met in my life. If we are not enemies, we will definitely become best friends!" Wu Luolan confides after drinking, all of which are true words.

"It's a great honor for me. If I can, I'd rather be your last confidant." Xiao Chen turned on the girl-picking mode again.

"Gold is easy to get, but a confidant is hard to find. I am really lucky to meet you in this life." Wu Luolan put her hands on her chin, exhaled like blue, and stared at Xiao Chen intently, feeling that this boy is also very handsome .

Just like the prince riding a white horse in my spring dream...

"There is something at the corner of your mouth." Xiao Chen pointed to her small cherry mouth, but there was nothing there.

"You wipe it off for me." Urolan pouted and leaned forward.

Xianbo girls have generous and enthusiastic personalities, and they will never hide their emotions when they meet a man they like, unlike Huaxia girls who are so reserved and shy.

Xiao Chen stretched out his fingers to gently stroke her plump lips, the feeling was really good... Oh, what are you doing?

It was Wu Luolan who suddenly opened his mouth and bit his finger hard.

"Hmph, do you think I'm drunk? You dead eunuch, you dare to belittle this king... Woooooo!" Wu Luolan succeeded in a sneak attack and was proud of herself, but unexpectedly, Xiao Chen hugged her and kissed him without any explanation. Putting on her cherry lips is like giving her a different kind of wall-dong.

At first, Wu Luolan was startled and panicked, desperately resisting, swung her powder fist and beat Xiao Chen's back hard.

But when Xiao Chen was forcing the wine, his true energy flowed all over his body, so even though Wu Luolan knew martial arts and was quite strong, these punches on Xiao Chen's body were almost like tickling.

Xiao Chenwen is very powerful, and his martial arts are also very strong, but compared with his kissing skills, these two are considered child's play.

Think about it, how many actual combat experiences have you gone through?

Forcibly pried open Wu Luolan's tightly closed mouth with her tongue, and grabbed her sweet and smooth little tongue, sucking and sucking, sucking and sucking, instantly let Wu Luolan, who was experiencing this wonderful feeling for the first time, Completely fell.

Dazed and confused, he didn't realize that Xiao Chen's salty pig's hand had already reached into her little padded jacket, and fumbled around her flat and smooth waist...

If Qiu Muling didn't suddenly call out outside the tent, maybe Xiao Chen would be able to capture Wu Luolan completely!

"Woooooo... I'm fine!" Wu Luolan woke up suddenly, and pushed Xiao Chen away, only to realize that her clothes were disheveled, she became angry from embarrassment, and raised her hand to slap Xiao Chen on the face!

She was completely limp now, so she didn't have much strength to strike, and it didn't hurt at all when she hit her face, because Xiao Chen's skin was as thick as ten layers of leather armor.

But it also made a red handprint, and the other palm fluttered, causing the sound to be particularly clear. Qiu Muling and others outside could hear it clearly, and for some reason, they rushed in.

"Boss, why are you blushing?" Duan Ling'er rushed the fastest, and at a glance, she saw that the boss's face was flushed. It must not be caused by drunkenness, because only one cheek is red...

"There is a mosquito." Xiao Chen covered his face and said shyly, "A small flower mosquito was naughty with me, I missed it and bit me."

"Oh..." Duan Ling'er was dubious, wondering if I should hit a mosquito so hard? His face was flushed, and there was a small slap mark, boss, why are your hands so small?

"Huh? You, you, aren't you that who?" Looking at Wu Luolan in a blink of an eye, he was shocked again, "Are you a man or a woman!"

"Little aunt, please don't say a few words!" There were three black lines on Xiao Chen's forehead.

"Marshal Xiao and I are talking about something, what are you doing in here?" In order to hide the panic in her heart, Wu Luolan reprimanded loudly.

Everyone hastened to be obedient, thinking that you are negotiating or flirting? We are all people who have been here, and seeing the state of the two of you, you know that you didn't do anything good just now!

It's no wonder that a handsome man and a beautiful woman drank so much wine in a room alone...

It seems that the negotiations between the two of you have been quite in-depth.

You can only think about this in your heart, and you must never say it out of your mouth, nor express it on your face. After all, they are the coaches of both sides.

The coach has nothing to do, so what should we do as subordinates?

No matter what's going on with you, please give us an accurate statement now, whether to fight or not?

"Marshal Xiao and I have basically reached a preliminary consensus. The two of us will stop fighting, and we will form an alliance in the future. Qiu Muling, pass on my order to withdraw the troops and return to the camp!" Wu Luolan spoke in a female voice unknowingly, making Qiu Muling Waiting for others feels somewhat awkward.

"Yes!" Qiu Muling first agreed loudly, and then carefully reminded, "But Marshal Xiao's troops are still lined up outside."

"Oh, then you send someone to send some wine and meat over there, it's my prince rewarding them." Wu Luolan said.

"Who is that, Ling'er, pass on my commander's order and tell Xiaosheng to retreat ten miles and set up camp." Wu Luolan has already withdrawn his troops, so he has to express his opinion.

"Yes!" Duan Ling'er agreed, the person had already flown outside the tent, Qiu Muling and others were startled, the little girl I rely on is a human or a ghost, the speed is too fast, let's turn around and look Looking outside the tent, I saw Duan Linger flying back with a whoosh, and hurriedly turned her head again, subconsciously grasping the handle of the knife...

"Boss, don't you go back!" Duan Linger realized something was wrong after she went out.

"I'll be staying here tonight!" Xiao Chen waved his hands carelessly, "Otherwise I have to come over tomorrow, why go back and forth?"

"Okay then, I'll go and come back." Duan Ling'er agreed crisply, the big guy's eyes blurred, and she disappeared again.

Under Marshal Xiao Chen's command, there are so many capable people and strange men, even a little girl is so powerful...