The Best Fake Eunuch

"This is a rebellion that will lose your head, and you will accumulate family..." After Qiu Muling finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing bitterly, because whether he rebelled or not, in fact, he would lose his head and affect the whole family.

"Heroes should not be afraid of wolves and tigers when they do things. Otherwise, it will be too late to regret it when the knife is on the neck." Zhuge Xiaosheng finally expressed his opinion.

"I'll go back and tell my brothers right now, whoever doesn't do it, I'll kill him first! General Qiu Muling, do you want to do it?" Aluhuan stood up unsteadily, squinting at Qiu Muling.

"That's a motherfucker!" Qiu Muling slammed the wine bowl in his hand on the ground.

After the two left in a hurry, Li Tanhua also slipped back quietly, grinning at Zhuge Xiaosheng, "How is it? Are these two enlightened?"

"Hehe, in fact, they are all exquisite people, and the fire in their hearts has already started, we just fan them." Zhuge Xiaosheng stretched his waist, "I can sleep well tonight La."

"Xiaosheng, do you think you should tell the boss about this?" Li Tanhua asked.

"Hehe, Boss, he knew it already. Do you think he went to Wu Luolan just to talk about love and say goodbye? No, he wanted to tie Wu Luolan so that our two brothers can go smoothly. Do it right!" Zhuge Xiaosheng said with a smile.

"Boss..." Li Tanhua wanted to say, is boss so predictable?

"The boss is not confused about big things, but always confused about small things!" Zhuge sighed, "Sometimes I don't know if he is really confused, fake confused, or pretending to be confused?"

The next day the Xianbo army marched out, but Wu Luolan did not see Qiu Muling and Aluhuan. After asking, she found out that the two of them drank so much with General Zhuge Li Tanhua last night that they got drunk. Wake up, all sleeping in the car in the dark.

Wu Luolan was also quite strange. These two were excellent generals who had been with her for many years. Although they both liked to drink, they never touched a drop of alcohol when they were marching and fighting!

Knowing that the army was marching early this morning, they still drank alcohol and got drunk?

Maybe they knew they would die if they went back, so they drank their sorrows with wine.

When he personally led the army through Wanyan Pingqiu's camp, this guy even had the cheek to come over to see him off in person.

"Let him go, the farther the better!" Wu Luolan became angry when she saw him, if it wasn't for him, the situation wouldn't have deteriorated to this point!

The bad luck is on him!

"Don't tell me, everyone is here, let's meet, otherwise he will lose face in front of the soldiers of both sides." Xiao Chen on the side persuaded him gently.

"Okay, then I'll kill him with one knife, leaving him without his head!" Wu Luolan said.

Wanyan Pingqiu saw Wu Luolan and Xiao Chen riding side by side, she got off her horse from a distance, with a smile on her face, and trotted over to meet her.

Very good attitude.

The hated Wu Luolan almost lashed his hateful face with a whip!

Say something quickly, fart quickly, girl, I'm still on my way.

There must be something wrong with this guy, otherwise he wouldn't take the initiative to come to eat this shit in front of him.

It never occurred to him that this fellow came to form an alliance with him.

Don't you know that girl, thanks to you, I'm already in a desperate situation?

Besides, you form an alliance with me, I can't represent my father, and you can't represent your father, okay!

Is it just the two of us forming an alliance?

"It is precisely to form a blood alliance with the little prince Mo Luo in your own name!" Wanyan Pingqiu looked serious, but it didn't seem like a joke.

But this joke is too big.

"Are you still pretending to be confused with me?" Wu Luolan felt the urge to whip him in the face again.

"We sons and daughters of the prairie can be confused when they meet the one they love, and they can be confused when they are drunk with the spirits from their hometown, but they must not be confused when they make a covenant." Wanyan Pingqiu said seriously.

These words confused Wu Luolan, she subconsciously turned her head to look at Xiao Chen, but Xiao Chen was looking at the sun, squinting his eyes as if he had nothing to do with him.

"My heart is as bright as the sun in the sky, my blood is as clear as the water of our mother river, and my vows are as firm as Chile Mountain." Wanyan Pingqiu ordered someone to bring a bowl Holding the kumiss in his hand, he stared at Wu Luolan intently.

"Drink this glass of blood wine, and we will live and die together from now on. We are not brothers, but better than brothers." As he spoke, he drew out his saber, scratched his forehead fiercely, and then lowered his head to let the blood fill the wine bowl.

Blood also flowed all over his face, staining his leather robe red.

Wu Luolan was stunned for a while, then suddenly drew her knife out of its sheath, cut her own arm, and dripped blood into the wine bowl.

"Hahaha, I knew you were a hero, Little Prince Moro!" Wanyan Pingqiu Daxi raised the wine bowl and gulped down half of it, then handed the remaining half bowl of blood wine to Wu Luolan.

Wu Luolan also lifted it up and drank it all in one gulp, then threw the wine bowl on the ground and smashed it into pieces, without saying a word, turned around and mounted the horse, shouted, and ran away in an instant...

"Bon voyage..." Wanyan Pingqiu waved her hands repeatedly at Wu Luolan's back.

"Stop shouting, people can't hear you at all!" Xiao Chen laughed.

"Xiao Chen, you are really clever, you knew she would agree to form an alliance with me?" Wanyan Pingqiu narrowed her eyes and said.

"Don't you also know that she will definitely agree?" Xiao Chen said lightly, "Or would you come?"

"I think Wu Luolan is actually much smarter than both of us." Wanyan Pingqiu said.

"Anyway, he's much smarter than me." Xiao Chen said with a smile.

"Hahaha, you said that again!" Wanyan Pingqiu laughed heartily, "You go see her off first, and when you come back, come to my camp, and I will hold a banquet to say goodbye to you, so it counts as you seeing her off. "

When Xiao Chen quickly caught up with Wu Luolan, he found that the faint sadness in Wu Luolan's eyes disappeared, replaced by icy frost, making Xiao Chen's heart feel a little chilled, right?

"Is this your idea too?" His tone also became cold, obviously not as gentle as before.

"It's his own idea." Xiao Chen said hastily.

"I'm not talking about Wanyan Pingqiu." Wu Luolan's eyes are no longer clear autumn water, but autumn water Yanling knife, which is so sharp.

"Then what are you talking about? Why am I still confused." Xiao Chen tightened his chrysanthemum and began to pretend to be confused.

"Hmph, what did Zhuge Xiaosheng and Li Tanhua talk to Qiu Muling and Aluhuan last night?" Wu Luolan asked coldly.

"Then how would I know! Wasn't I with you at the time to watch the moon?" Xiao Chen said.

"Xiao Chen, you are going to kill me." Wu Luolan sighed softly.

"Well, even if I killed you, it's because I love you." Xiao Chen also sighed.

"If one day I have to kill you with this precious sword you gave me, will you blame me?" Wu Luolan asked suddenly.

"No." Xiao Chen replied without hesitation.