The Best Fake Eunuch

"The candle dragon shines on the cold door, and the light is still open. Why is the sun and the moon not as good as this? Only the North Wind blows up from the sky!" Xiao Chen recited loudly.

The big guys all nodded secretly, as expected the boss is the Wenqu star descending to earth, the opening of these few sentences alone is majestic!

"Snowflakes in Yanshan Mountain are as big as a mat, and pieces of them blow down Xuanyuan Terrace!" This sentence is even more heroic and inspiring, and Dugu Tower is even more excited, and almost couldn't help it.

"A good man in Youzhou, in December, stops singing, laughs at Emei, and leans on the door to look at passers-by. It is sad to read the bitter cold of the Great Wall. When you don't, you go to save the side with your sword. I left this tiger inscribed with a pair of gold visors. Arrows and eight-legged nets produce dust."

"The arrow is still there. People who die in battle today will never return. I can't bear to see this thing. It will be burned to ashes. The Yellow River can hold the soil and hold it. The north wind and snow will hate it!"

Sing the last sentence, like a golden stone falling to the ground, with a clanging sound!

Everyone was silent for a long time.

Dugulou felt the deepest, and couldn't help sobbing softly, tears fell on the green shirt, and the green shirt was soaked.

"I really like this poem by Xiao Chen. I'll find someone to engrave it later and hang it on my east wall!" Chen Jisheng rarely praised Xiao Chen, especially he sneered at his poems. But just for fun, what's the use of being gorgeous all over the world?

But the meaning of this poem is profound, tragic and majestic, just like the turmoil in Yanyun County at this moment, it makes people feel excited and excited!

"Tie Kunlun, stop staring, it's your turn!" Ye Baiqing said to Tie Kunlun.

"Old Tie, come and compare the boss!" Wen Shanchang said with a smile.

"Kun Lun is a hero, not a talented scholar, so don't force him, let him fine him three bowls of wine." Chen Jisheng said.

"No, we all show our ugliness, show our cowardice, why should he hide it? He's not crazy!" Wen Shan said long.

"Yeah? Do you really think that I, Tie Kunlun, can't compose poetry?" I didn't expect Tie Kunlun to say that.

It made everyone quite surprised.

Is it true that you kid is really hiding something?

"If you want to overwhelm the boss, it may be a little bit harder, but if you want to beat you, I'm afraid I'm a little bit stronger!" Tie Kunlun drank the spirits in his bowl and slapped him.

A pair of big ring eyes squinted at everyone coldly, and said loudly, "Everyone, keep your eyes open!"

"The country and the mountains are the same! There are black holes in the well, the yellow dog's body is white, and the white dog's body is swollen!" Tie Kunlun has deep inner strength and full of energy. When he recites these poems, his voice really shakes the room!

"Hahaha!" Dugulou, who was still immersed in Xiao Chen's sorrowful poetry, was startled when he heard this poem, and then burst out laughing.

"What kind of poem did you make? Literary poem!" Ye Baiqing laughed so hard that tears came out of her eyes.

A person as serious as Baili Qingyun couldn't help but smile, Duan Linger and Liu Xiangqin even laughed so hard that they couldn't help themselves.

"Good sister, I'm so flustered, please rub it for me quickly, or you'll lose your temper!" Duan Ling'er put her head in Liu Xiangqin's arms, and patted her body with her little hands. It will make people laugh!

"What are you laughing at? The sentence I made in this poem is wrong? If you don't believe me, go out and have a look, is it what I said?" Tie Kunlun is not happy anymore, it's fine if you don't praise me for such a good poem, it's still the same What's the point of making fun of others?

What kind of doggerel, is there such a detrimental thing? Believe it or not, I'll hit you!

"Old Tie, I always heard that no one is convinced, I will obey you!" Wen Shanchang was really convinced, and he was convinced.

It doesn't matter if you don't accept it, it will really kill you!

It's all gone by now...

"You do what you want!" Tie Kunlun became furious, walked up to Ye Baiqing and poured him a big bowl of wine, "Listen up everyone, Ang, if Bai Qing doesn't do as well as I do, I will punish him with this The big bowl is done!"

The big guys also smiled and said nothing, saying that he can't fight, you can't write poetry, he is a famous talent, Hanlin bachelor, when it comes to poetry, I'm afraid no one here can compare to him except the boss.

To be disrespectful, even if he farts, it's better than your broken poem just now!

"But Xiaosheng is already too strong to drink." Ye Baiqing said with a bitter face.

"If you don't drink, I'll beat you!" Tie Kunlun waved his bowl-sized fist in front of him.

"It's absolutely impossible, a gentleman uses his mouth and doesn't move his hands! Besides, Xiaosheng's tasteless, but I can't be worthy of your Excellency's fist...In this case, then Xiaosheng will just make a poem, and present this poem to Dugu Mr. and Mrs. Ruolan!" Ye Baiqing raised her hands high towards Dugulou, looking very serious.

Then thank Mr. Bai Qing, we are all ears.

Ye Baiqing stood up, walked around the table with her hands behind her back for a long time, then suddenly slapped her thigh, "There is a poem!

Everyone is waiting to hear his wonderful poems, and you can hear the needle drop while sitting.

But he heard him chanting loudly, "The snow in the pavilions in front of the court is like frost, and the beauty of Meilan country is better than the fragrance of heaven!"

Everyone said these two sentences sounded normal.

Although the word 'lou' in Dugulou and the word 'lan' in Qiu Ruolan are embedded in the two poems, but you are a great talent in the world, and you are not Xiao Ye, so it seems that you shouldn't be so mediocre.

Maybe the next sentence is amazing?

But there is no.

"Lou Xu is inferior to Lan by three points, but Lan is a step behind Lou." After Ye Baiqing chanted, she burst out laughing happily, and clasped her fists at the big guy, keeping her humility, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Everyone panicked in embarrassment for him.

If this poem was written by Xiao Ye or Ling'er, everyone would definitely applaud like thunder!

But you are a Hanlin bachelor, a famous talent, that's it?

It's a misnomer.

Dugulou and Qiu Ruolan looked at each other, wondering if this one is drunk?

If you want to send us this poem, we can only be disrespectful, but it seems that we are not sensitive.

What's the mess?

"Cough cough cough!" Everyone was stunned, but Xiao Chen suddenly coughed violently.

"Brother, what's the matter with you? Are you choking?" So at the critical moment, it must be her own sister. Duan Linger immediately got up and ran behind him, and beat him on the back with her small fist.

"I'm fine, I'm fine..." Xiao Chen coughed and his face flushed.

"Bai Qing, you bastard, you still talk about Xiao Chen, I don't think you are any better than him! You are such an old man, and you are still messing around like a naughty boy! Aren't you afraid that Han Zhong and Ruolan will be offended? "Chen Jisheng's expression was also very strange, and his beard was shaking violently, as if he was forcibly suppressing some kind of emotion...

"Hehehe..." Liu Xiangqin burst into laughter again, "Oh, it's impossible, Ling'er, come quickly, help me!"

After Ling'er was busy, Xiao Chen ran over to help her rub her stomach, but he still had a blank expression on his face, wondering what she was laughing at?

Even if elder brother Bai Qing's poems are not good, you can't laugh at him like this, are you polite?

But just now, my brother seemed to be holding back his laughter, and his face turned red from holding back...

What the hell is going on, you guys?