The Best Fake Eunuch

"Eunuch Gong, people say that the two of us don't get along, but in fact there is no such thing!" Xiao Chen was so grand, he walked up to him with a glass of wine in person, smiling brightly, "We actually get along pretty well. , Eunuch Gong has always taken care of me, this glass of wine is a toast to you, if you do it, I will do whatever I want!"

"Our family has to go back to serve the emperor, so we don't dare to take this wine, or else we will have tea..." Gong Shouli wanted to refuse, but Xiao Chen grabbed his neck and poured a large glass of spirits directly Feed him down!

The big guys laughed and clapped their hands.

Gong Shouli's face was blushing and his neck was thick, but it was not easy to attack, because looking at Xiao Chen's state, he was probably 70% drunk.

This guy always goes crazy when he doesn't drink. If this f*ck starts drinking crazy, not only will he be unable to get off the stage in public, but he may even do it!

It's useless to sue the emperor later, because the emperor doesn't provoke drunks, and besides, Xiao Chen is toasting you with wine, not poisoning you.

"Eunuch Gong, you've drank all of Master Xiao's wine, brother, you have to give me some face no matter what?" Although Lin Dongyang didn't want to pull his neck, he put a glass directly to his mouth side.

The second-rank feudal official, the emperor's favorite minister, Gong Shouli couldn't help but give him this face.

Besides, he was a little embarrassed when he saw Lin Dongyang, so how could he not have any comprehension about the shitty things he did to his niece?

So don't say it's a toast, even if it's a fine wine, you have to drink it!

The wines of Zhu Xiaochuan, Wu Zicheng, Wu Zhongze, Wang Anbang and others should be drunk even more, can they do it without drinking?

After drinking seven or eight cups in succession, his ugly face immediately turned red like a monkey's buttocks. He had bad legs and feet, but now he was dizzy and couldn't even stand still. He swayed like a willow in the wind.

The two dog-legs Xiao Lizi and Xiao Fengzi who followed him hurriedly did not hug him, and watched him sit down on the ground!

"My lords, our Eunuch Gong really can't drink any more, please be merciful!" He quickly knelt down and kowtowed to everyone.

"Fart! Don't I know Eunuch Gong's drinking capacity? Where is he going? He must drink to his heart's content today. Don't make any noise, you guys. Get out and wait!" Wu Zicheng also drank too much Yes, it's scary to stare and blushed.

Xiao Lizi and Xiao Fengzi said in their hearts, Eunuch Gong, I'm really sorry, we can't save you, Ang, take care of yourself...

Fucking shit, even crawling out of the door, but he was alive again.

Improper Son of Man! My father-in-law Gong is here on business, why do you Mr. Xiao insist on drinking my father-in-law?

If you miss the emperor's errand, I will teach you all to eat and walk around!

Is there anyone in your Xiao residence who understands? I don’t know how to persuade in the past!

Is Miss Duan Linger there? Let's talk to her now!

The two rushed into Duan Ling'er's house aggressively, and their faces changed immediately after closing the door.

"Hey, Miss Linger, you have made a lot of money today! I can see that there are too many gifts outside, oh, if there is any good thing that you don't have, hurry up and share it with us brothers, preferably gold and silver! "Xiao Lizi saw that there were several boxes piled up in Linger's house, so he rushed up to share the spoils.

"Don't move around, it's all for brother, brother hasn't seen it yet..." Duan Linger and Xiao Ye haven't finished dividing yet.

"Let's put it down, how long have we been with him, and he hasn't seen how many gifts we've received! Huh? This is gold leaf, let's refresh yourself first!" Xiao Fengzi had already started hiding things in his arms.

"Tsk tsk tsk, who sent these boxes of caramel candies? It must be Lin Dongyang! This is a rare item. Come here for two boxes first. Do you like it? Don't make trouble, we like it too!" Xiao Lizi loves candy the most.

"This bacon is pretty good. It looks like it's been through the winter for a long time. I haven't eaten it for a long time... Oh, why do you take this stuff out? Xiao Li, go outside and find a big cart, anyway, Eunuch Gong later I can't even ride a horse."

"Why don't you go, what the hell?"

...

Gong Shouli was completely drunk today.

In the beginning, the big guys fed him, but then the status improved, and he poured himself if others didn't feed him.

After drinking a few catties of wine, I also forget about it, and gradually found the feeling of my master...

"Wu Zicheng, don't make such a face with me! Where were you when I was born and died with the emperor?"

"Wu Zhongze, when I, Gong Shouli, was in charge of Baihu, you were still a small captain! If I hadn't lost my leg, I'm afraid it would not be your turn to be the admiral of the Nine Sects now!"

"Lin Dongyang, you are now a senior member of the second rank. When you were the magistrate in Jiangdong County, you came to the army to meet the emperor. Don't you have to say nice things to Gong Shouli and ask for help? Otherwise, you can wait for three days and three nights." Don’t you want to see the emperor? Now that you are a great official in the frontier, I still have to bow down to you! Where can I go to reason?”

"Wang Anbang, Wang Anbang, you are a fucking white-eyed wolf. At that time, you were a servant in the Ministry of Rites, and you ran to our place every three days. You called Mr. Gong even closer than Dad. Now you are an official in the Ministry of Officials. , Seeing me, I also picked it up, pretending to show it to someone? You really are not a son of man!"

When the big guy heard the shit, this guy really drank too much, even the second-rank officials pointed their noses and scolded, you are more awesome than the emperor!

Isn't the current Gong Shouli more powerful than the emperor?

Seeing that the big guy didn't say a word, he became even more proud, pointed at Xiao Chen's nose and cursed, "Even this little bastard rode on Sajia's head and pissed! What the hell even brought someone to raid my house, even if Is it the emperor who dares to steal my house? Just saying it irritated me, don't go away, the Sajia must be right with you today!"

Seeing that he was getting more and more outrageous, several old adults here hurried over to persuade him, Gong Gong, you drank too much, be careful if you make mistakes, you should go back quickly, maybe the emperor is still waiting for you.

Seeing him drinking like this, he could only lift the emperor out to scare him.

Unexpectedly, Gong Shouli didn't even urinate at the emperor!

"So what if I asked him to wait for a while? If it wasn't for me, Gong Shouli, who braved swords and arrows to carry him out of the dead, would he be able to sit on the throne? To put it bluntly, without me, Gong Shouli, there would be no us." Da Zhou Dynasty, is this me bragging to you?"

"Yes yes yes, what your Eunuch Gong said is right... Where did those two bastards, Xiao Lizi and Xiao Fengzi, die!" Gong Shouli also took the initiative to perform a wonderful monkey show for the big guys!

But even though your performance was wonderful, it's time to step down from the stage, otherwise the big guys won't be able to step down later...

"Xiao Wucheng, don't do this with me. I don't rub the sand in my eyes. You are a good man. Today, I will challenge me one-on-one!"

Gong Shouli rolled up his arms, rolled up his sleeves and stared at his eyes, vowing to break one of Xiao Chen's legs in public, in order to avenge his family robbery!