The Best Fake Eunuch

"Hey, wake up." Ouyang Yun's sleeves were already fully dressed, and she sat on the side of the bed, returning to the state of the iceberg beauty, but the blush on her snow-white face was still there.

"I can't get up!" Xiao Chen made a pun.

"Hmph, it's useless, and you still call yourself a dragon?" Ouyang Yunxiu frowned slightly, but he was full of flair.

"Why did you treat me like this?" Xiao Chen's words sounded somewhat resentful.

"You kid, don't be cheap and good-looking!" Ouyang Yunxiu scolded him.

"I don't care, you have to be responsible to me anyway!" Xiao Chen said loudly.

"Bah! You think beautifully! I haven't asked you to be responsible to me yet, we just met by chance..." Ouyang Yunxiu suddenly chuckled, "Okay, you can talk after you get up first."

Xiao Chen put on his clothes and got out of bed. Not only did his legs feel a little weak, but his body was covered with sweat and he was also very uncomfortable. "I'll go change my clothes first..."

"Wait!" Ouyang Yunxiu couldn't shout, Xiao Chen had already reached the door.

He stretched out his hand to push the door, but it was empty, and then his foot slipped, and he fell into a rushing river with a plop!

The river is raging and the waves are raging!

Shocked, Xiao Chen swallowed several mouthfuls of water in an instant, and suddenly saw a big wave coming towards him, he hurriedly held his breath and dived into the bottom of the water.

But I feel that my feet are tightly entangled by a whirlpool at the bottom of the water, and I can't help but fall into the endless abyss...

Subconsciously opened his mouth and shouted, but only spit out a string of bubbles. When he was panicking, a slippery palm suddenly grabbed his wrist, and he went back to the room in a blink of an eye.

"You man, you didn't hear me when you shouted!" Ouyang Yunxiu couldn't help laughing again when he saw that he was in a mess like a drowned rat.

"What the hell am I relying on?" Xiao Chen wiped his face with lingering fear.

"Didn't I tell you that I set up a clear water formation?" Ouyang Yunxiu smiled, "You are so proud of yourself as a dragon, you can't break through such a small formation?"

"Awesome." Only then did Xiao Chen realize how powerful the profound arts of the Ouyang family are.

Sure enough, the reputation is well-deserved!

Ouyang Yunxiu withdrew the formation, when someone knocked on the door lightly, but it was a little girl, "Master, the supper is ready, do you want to use it now or wait a while?"

No need to ask, Fu Yan and the others instructed them to come here.

Because Xiao Chen never eats supper.

He and Ouyang Yunxiu had a 'secret talk' in the room for more than an hour. Fu Yan and the others did not dare to interrupt, but they couldn't help worrying.

As for why the little girl called Master Xiao Chen? That's because he doesn't like the title of master.

Young master, I am obviously not old!

Besides, it would be unpleasant to call him one after another at home, so let's call him Young Master.

It sounds so young and handsome...

"Ah, what's the matter with you, young master?" The little girl raised her eyes and saw Xiao Chen, she couldn't help being shocked.

Why is it raining in the house? Or, young master, did you forget to take off your clothes in the shower?

"Huh? Oh, just now Miss Ouyang came here to help me treat my illness, and now I'm sweating all over. Go and help me find a new set of clothes first." Xiao Chen explained.

"Hey!" The little girl turned around and ran away.

"Hey, I went wrong, the cloakroom is over there!" Xiao Chen knew that she was in a hurry to report to Fu Yan and the others.

Xiao Chen took a shower, changed into new clothes, and four side dishes were served, as well as a pot of hot shochu.

Ouyang Yunxiu was not polite, and before Xiao Chen waited, he poured himself a drink.

"Finally, what do you want me to do for you? I'm ugly and I won't help you if something bad happens!" Ouyang Yunxiu took the initiative to ask for help, as if she was eager to get rid of Xiao Chen.

Xiao Chen was slightly displeased.

"The first little favor is..." Naturally, he brought Duanmu Nanqiao out of the palace without anyone noticing.

"What's the first one? I'll only help you once!" Ouyang Yunxiu became anxious when she heard this.

"Once? That's not what you said just now!" Xiao Chen said that when you asked for it just now, I gave it to you. It was... anyway, several times!

Otherwise, my legs will be weak?

"Shut up, I'll only help you once, do you want it, don't pull it down!" Unexpectedly, Ouyang Yunxiu was so unreasonable.

It's a shame that you are still the eldest lady of the Ouyang family!

Next time you don't want to get me again.

"Sister, I really didn't expect you to be such a heartless and ruthless person!" Xiao Chen sighed leisurely, "Just once, you help me kill someone."

Exports are amazing.

"Then help me revive her." Xiao Chen panted heavily as he spoke.

"Which prince or minister's family's woman?" Ouyang Yunxiu can guess almost without counting.

"The emperor's family, Duanmu Nanqiao." Xiao Chen said lightly.

"Who?" Ouyang Yun sprayed all the wine on Xiao Chen's face!

"Duanmu Nanqiao, today's imperial concubine." Xiao Chen took out a sweat towel, and slowly wiped off the alcohol on his face.

"Ah, you guys are really daring!" Ouyang Yunxiu really admired Xiao Chen.

"Maybe you don't believe me if you tell me, but we are true love." Xiao Chen said.

"Duanmu Nanqiao will like you?" Ouyang Yunxiu's tone seemed to recognize Nanqiao.

"What sister said, you like me, let alone Nan Qiao?" Xiao Chen said shamelessly.

"Does she know your identity?" Ouyang Yunxiu asked.

"I know, alas... It seems that I know my identity as a person now." Xiao Chen sighed.

"But do you know her identity?" Ouyang Yunxiu asked strangely.

Of course Xiao Chen knows, she is the emperor's concubine, the uncle's sister, My's

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"Okay, I'll help you with this." Ouyang Yunxiu promised generously, but narrowed his eyes again, "We won't owe each other from now on, and if you tell us about the two of us today ...I'll just kill you, right?"

"What's the matter?" Xiao Chen looked puzzled, "We are a pure relationship between men and women, what can't we tell others?"

"Hehehe, you kid is really glib." Ouyang Yunxiu said with a smile, "But I have to go home and report to my life first, and I have to leave later. I will come to help you later, but you have to remember, When you see me, you must not be so glib, you know?"

"Why?" Xiao Chen was stunned.

"Anyway, you'd better remember!" Ouyang Yunxiu said seriously, "Life and death are at stake, this is not a joke."

"Okay." Xiao Chen was puzzled.

Maybe the people in the Ouyang family are all talkers?

Ouyang Yunxiu left as soon as he said, and Xiao Chen refused to send her off.

It feels like she came to Xiao Chen's house just to have an indescribable relationship with Xiao Chen...

Isn't it true that all the girls in your Ouyang family are so open-minded?

As soon as Ouyang Yunxiu left, Fu Yan sneaked in, looked at Xiao Chen and didn't speak, just smiled.

"Why are you laughing?" Xiao Chen felt guilty in his heart, and his expression was stern.

"It's nothing, I just remembered a joke." Fu Yan laughed.

"You, Fu Wanchun, can tell jokes?" Xiao Chen was surprised, "Let's hear it."