The Best Fake Eunuch

Xiao Chen's whim came to him because he thought of Zhang Jue'er. Didn't Zhang Jue'er always complain that he didn't bring back one or two Xianbo girls for her? Can Miss Tian Zhu do it?

"Miss Tianzhu?" Zhang Yao'er understood after listening to Xiao Chen for a long time, "Brother Xiao, are you talking about Prince Im?"

"What's the matter with the prince? Don't you have emotions and desires?" Xiao Chen said.

"But she has practiced Buddhism since she was a child. I heard that she is still a virgin? Besides, she lives in Fanfang, so I can't go there to find her, right?" Zhang Yaoer felt that Xiao Chen was joking with her.

"Hey, you don't know, she is in Hongmei Temple in our palace now, you can go to her anytime." Xiao Chen was not joking.

"Uh... is she really beautiful?" Zhang Yao'er is also a beauty lover.

"The skin is as white as snow, and the appearance is as beautiful as a flower." Xiao Chen's description is not exaggerated.

"Hehehe, Brother Xiao, are you interested in him?" Zhang Yao'er laughed.

"Don't talk nonsense, you don't know that I am eunuch Ang." Xiao Chen said.

"What's the matter with the eunuch? Don't you have all kinds of emotions and six desires?" Zhang Jue'er was overjoyed, "Brother Xiao, to be honest, you are so handsome, if you dress up as a woman, you must look good. Can you dress me up and show me? If so I will pamper you with my food."

"Stop making trouble, anyway, I've told you about her situation, whether you can eat this delicious meal depends on your own ability." Xiao Chen said that all.

"Cut, then I have to see if she is my favorite!" Isn't Zhang Yao'er a very casual girl? She's still pretty picky.

"All right, all right, you can do whatever you want." Xiao Chen said.

Xiao Chen's sudden thought was not entirely a prank.

He wants to establish a relatively close relationship with Xi Ya, whether she is Prince Im or Princess Xi Ya, they are all members of the royal family of Tianzhu Kingdom, and according to Liu Ruyun, among the believers in Tianzhu, she has Quite prestigious.

It will definitely be of great benefit to him to make friends with her in the future.

Because of the woman she likes, Xiao Chen himself can't play a beauty trick on her, so he can only ask Zhang Yaoer to try to hook her up, if he succeeds, then he is the third party who knows her ulterior secret.

After saving her life and knowing her secret, it is impossible for the relationship between the two of them not to be close.

"By the way, Brother Xiao, have you composed a poem yet, let me see it first?" Seeing that Xiao Chen was about to leave, Zhang Yao'er held him back again.

"Compose poetry?" Xiao Chen was stunned, "What kind of poetry?"

"The day after tomorrow is the Lantern Festival, did you forget?" Zhang Yaoer said, "You were very popular at the Lantern Festival last year and won the first place. I think you will have to be the number one poet at this year's meeting! Everyone said so, they I'm ready to record your poems."

"Uh... I've been so busy these days that I forgot, no, no one notified me." Xiao Chen was sure no one had told him about it.

"No way, last year it was Wanyan Pingqiu who challenged our big week, and this year a few Dongying people came here to compete with us. I heard that their poems are much better than Wanyan Pingqiu. If you don't go Who will compare with them?" Zhang Yaoer said.

"Da Zhou is so big, I'm not the only one who can compose poetry, let's stop chatting, let's go." Xiao Chen smiled slightly and said goodbye.

I said in my heart, Li Wanjiang, Li Wanjiang, you are narrow-minded again, aren't you?

Knowing that I am good at poetry, young master, what does it mean that you don't invite me to participate in the Dengyuan meeting?

Afraid that I will shine once again, master, surpassing the barbarians in skill, surpassing the others in art, and steal the limelight from your emperor and old man?

Cut, if you invite me to go, I may not necessarily go!

Li Wanjiang is really a little narrow-minded.

He felt that Xiao Chen was a little too crazy now!

Over the past year, he has just seen his kid show off the limelight. Last year at the Lantern Festival, he made a big splash when he emerged.

Not only did she defeat the mighty Wanyan Pingqiu, she won five cities, and she also won the title of the world's number one talented scholar.

He is number one in the world, what about me?

Immediately afterwards, he beat up the Japanese Fleet, went to Black Tiger Mountain to capture the thieves, and quelled the war between Myanmar and Siam. When the prince was buried and there was an earthquake, he saved my life. Let him go to Yanyun County to die, what the hell This kid really put down Yanyun County!

This is all great credit, and there are countless small credits.

What the hell, we don't have anyone else in the big week, just seeing you is so frightening!

This year Wanyan Pingqiu is being honest, the fucking Dongying people are here again, these little devils must have come prepared, and they know that I have a lot of talents, but they still dare to provoke openly, which shows that their strength should not be underestimated .

If Xiao Chen was around, he should be able to handle it, even if he lost to them, it wouldn't be too miserable...

But Li Wanjiang just couldn't swallow this breath.

Damn, without Xiao Chen, a rotten egg, wouldn't I not make trough cakes!

Why can't I die without him?

I won't let you come this year!

Unless you take the initiative to come to me and ask to participate...

I can still think about it.

What the hell is the Lantern Festival the day after tomorrow, why doesn't this kid take the initiative to ask me?

When Xiao Chen saw Murong Danqiu again, both of them had an inexplicable sense of strangeness.

Murong Danqiu was especially embarrassed, because she didn't know how she should face this guy now, should she still treat him as Xiao Chen, or as his prince?

There is a difference, because one is a slave and the other is a master.

This role changed too quickly, and Murong Danqiu had been mentally prepared for a long time, but he was still not ready.

But Xiao Chen must be ready, because he was very high-spirited from the moment he came in, not only didn't kneel down to pay her respects as usual, but also sat down directly, raising his legs high.

Already rude to begin with.

"What are you still doing?" Xiao Chen said, "Take it out."

"What?" Murong Danqiu was stunned.

"What did you say?" Xiao Chen's voice became louder.

"What did you say?" Murong Danqiu really didn't know what he was talking about.

"You don't know what I'm talking about?" Xiao Chen's voice became louder, as if in a reproachful tone.

"How do I know what you're talking about!" Murong Danqiu was also angry, his teeth were itchy.

I really want to go up and bite him hard!

"Treasure map, don't say you don't know Ang." Only then did Xiao Chen realize that Murong Danqiu really didn't know what he was talking about.

"Oh...you mean that?" Murong Danqiu's eyes drifted a little, "That's not with me."

"Huh?" Xiao Chen frowned, "I didn't hear clearly, can you say it again?"

"Will you be here?" Murong Danqiu couldn't bear it anymore, rushed over and shouted into his ear.

"Oh, I'm so scared, what are you doing?" Xiao Chen was so frightened that he shook his head!

"Scared you dead slave!" Murong Danqiu finally found his senses, his brows stood on end, his almond eyes widened, I don't show my power as a queen, you still think I'm Huan'er?

"What did you call me? You have the guts to say it again!" Xiao Chen was furious, and got up, hands on hips to quarrel with Murong Danqiu.

You just came here to quarrel with her, don't you think?