The Best Fake Eunuch

"Look, I'm already busy, you have to show me face if you are tall or not." Xiao Chen laughed.

"Then give you a face?" Zhang Jiuzhi immediately agreed, and quietly threw away the pickled vegetables in his hand.

"That's right, you don't hit people with smiling faces when you stretch out your hands, you should understand this truth at such an age." Xiao Chen picked up the wine jar and was about to pour wine for him.

"Wait a minute!" Zhang Jiuzhi stretched out his hand to stop him, "Your grandfather, I can't eat cold wine, cold wine hurts the kidneys!"

Xiao Chen said in his heart that it is really expensive for you, a bad old man!

Looking around the house, there is a small stove, but the charcoal inside has been extinguished long ago, and it will be troublesome to re-ignite...

"That's not easy, look at me, I've got your eye on you!" Xiao Chen stretched out his hands to hold the wine jar and secretly pumped up his true energy, and wherever his thoughts moved, the flames in his palms instantly rose!

What the hell, it's not good to ask you to save your life at a critical moment, but it's good to pour hot wine at this moment!

"Wu Fatian has been confused all his life, and he finally did a smart thing when he was about to die. He passed on his skills to you?" Zhang Jiuzhi grabbed a chicken leg and gnawed it, his mouth full of oil.

"Hey, he's my grandpa, who will I pass it on to?" Xiao Chen took advantage of the situation and asked, "Why do you recognize Grandpa Zhang?"

"I knew him when he was young. At that time, I advised him to practice qigong in moderation and not to be too persistent. Everything in the world is the principle of overflowing and overflowing. But he also ignored his grandfather's words and fell into such a situation. , can be regarded as self-inflicted." Zhang Jiu pointed out.

"Grandpa Zhang, you old man should teach me too, I promise I will obey you." Xiao Chen salivated and said.

"I heard you fart! You think I'm a liar in your heart, but you still say this to grandpa, and you think I'm a child?" Zhang Jiuzhi said angrily.

"But I am just a child in front of your old man. Children are not sensible. Grandpa Zhang, you have to teach me more... I don't believe you if you are a junior. In fact, the junior has never seen anything. Immortals, there are no immortals in this world, right? If there were, it wouldn’t be such a mess.”

Xiao Chen can answer anything, and it makes sense.

If there are gods three feet above the ground, then why would he watch the people in the world burn, but ignore them!

"There are people like you in this world, why can't there be gods?" Zhang Jiuzhi said lightly.

"I... who am I?" Xiao Chen was startled when he heard this.

"Don't you know who you are?" Zhang Jiu pointed.

"I don't understand what Grandpa Zhang said. I am me, who else can I be?" Xiao Chen felt a little guilty when he said this.

Because he knows who he is.

He is a person who crossed over from the afterlife.

"You came from a later life without reincarnation, right?" Zhang Jiuzhi stared deeply into Xiao Chen's eyes.

"Grandpa Zhang, I still don't understand what you said..." Xiao Chen was very nervous.

It is said that since he traveled here, he has encountered many moments of life and death, moments of life and death, but he has never been so nervous as he is now.

"Xiao Chen, you are not from this world, but you came to this world and messed up the universe." Zhang Jiuzhi sighed again, "I can't even figure out whether your coming here is a blessing or a curse. ?”

"Grandpa Zhang, you are really a god!" Without any hesitation, Xiao Chen simply confessed, no more pretending, it's time for a showdown!

"I'm not a god, I just know a little bit of secrets, Xiao Chen, let me ask you, what do you want to do here?" Zhang Jiuzhi asked.

It was not easy for Xiao Chen to answer this question.

He came here through time travel passively, not on his own initiative!

So there's nothing to say about it.

When he first came here, he only wanted to live a prosperous life, eat, drink, have fun, be carefree, get by, and mess around with this life.

But now he can't help but bear a huge burden, and he has to walk on thin ice and move forward with a heavy burden!

If you ask what is the reason for this?

Xiao Chen wanted to say that this was done by an idiot!

But now that he has carried this burden on his back, he can no longer let it go. The road ahead is long and confused. No matter how hard he tries to move forward, there is still a long way to go.

He was really tired and tired.

"Grandpa Zhang, you may not believe me. I don't know how I got here? I don't know what I'm here for. If you ask me what I want to do? I just want to say that I can't help myself."

"Well, I believe that you can't help yourself, so why not me?" Zhang Jiu nodded, "But if it comes, let's make it easy, let's do our best."

"Grandpa Zhang, I really didn't understand this time, what are we trying to do?" Xiao Chen said.

"The affairs of the world." Zhang Jiuzhi pointed to the roof with a chicken bone.

"Is it okay not to?" Xiao Chen asked.

"You just said that I can't live in this shabby hut, but do you know how many people in the world don't even have such a shabby hut? Do you hear the howling of the wind blowing through the woods outside, does it sound like the sorrow and wailing of all living beings in the world?" Zhang Nine fingers said.

"Whether it's a big man in the former dynasty or a great Zhou dynasty now, countless dynasties have changed in the past thousand years, and they still change the soup but not the medicine. Those who enjoy the blessings are always the few powerful and nobles, but the sufferers are still the working people of the world."

"Xiao Chen, a man takes the world as his duty. Sometimes he knows what he can't do but he still has to do it. You can clearly do it, why not?"

That is to say, it has to be done?

So be it.

Anyway, Xiao Chen has already opened his bow and has no turning back, but how to do it, and to what extent, he must ask the old god Zhang Jiuzhi to point him out.

"Do your best, do what you can, and let the destiny go." Zhang Jiuzhi said again.

What's the difference between saying nothing?

"Then your old man will always point me in the direction?" Xiao Chen said.

"Go forward boldly, don't look back." Zhang Jiuzhi didn't say anything.

There were three black lines on Xiao Chen's forehead.

"Don't stare at me, it's because of your appearance that you disrupted the original layout of the universe and caused your grandpa to lose his fortune. He has repeatedly caught you blind! You are not from this world, so how can I calculate your fate? The success or failure of this time is really only known by heaven and earth, and I don't know about your grandfather!" Zhang Jiuzhi said, still angry.

"Then you can't blame me, I don't want to come, okay?" Xiao Chen said loudly.

"It's not your fault, do you still blame me?" Zhang Jiuzhi's voice was louder than his.

"Didn't you say that you can't do anything for a long time, you?" Xiao Chen said angrily.

"When did I say I wanted to help you?" Zhang Jiuzhi expressed surprise.

"You clearly said that the two of us did our best!" Xiao Chen became even more angry, did you forget what you just said?

"Yeah, I mean we are all involuntary, so we have to do our best, you do your best, I do mine, there is nothing to do with each other, I mean you should take the world as your own responsibility, But they didn't say it was my responsibility." Zhang Jiuzhi laughed.

"Farewell!" Xiao Chen was furious, got up angrily, and rushed out the door.

"Don't go, let's chat for a while?" Zhang Jiuzhi grabbed a piece of beef and stuffed it into his mouth, eating it sweetly.