The Best Fake Eunuch

Accompanied by the ear-piercing sound of starting a sedan chair, Concubine Liu Gui was taken aback for a moment.

This voice, the eunuch's skills every few years, I'm afraid I can't practice it.

She even had some doubts, did this guy practice before?

If Concubine Liu Guifei let Xiao Chen know about Concubine Liu's thoughts, I'm afraid she might have to perform two-finger meditation again in public.

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The harem is huge, and it takes several hours to walk alone.

After a long time, Concubine Liu Gui came to Kunning Palace.

At this moment, Kunning Palace.

The gathering of concubines was very lively.

"Concubine Liu Gui has arrived..." Xiao Chen yelled out a word as the palanquin landed.

After the words fell, Concubine Liu Gui walked out of the palace sedan chair.

Qianli's figure, like a hibiscus under many flowers, is so beautiful.

Seeing Concubine Liu Gui, all the concubines of Kunning Palace ignored her, their eyes were extremely hostile.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Chen was secretly speechless.

It seems that Liu Guifei's status in the harem is not high!

If she gets into the queen's bed, can she save herself?

no!

Be sure to find a chance to get out of here!

"Why are you still standing there?" At this moment, Concubine Liu Gui cast a glance at Xiao Chen, and spoke lightly.

Hearing this, Xiao Chen came to his senses, took Liu Guifei's hand, and walked slowly.

"Concubine Liu Gui is really imposing, to make so many empresses wait." At this moment, a eunuch under a concubine jumped out and said bitterly.

After the words fell, all the concubines also had smiles on their lips.

In the Great Zhou Dynasty, there were countless concubines, but there were only three noble concubines, and the top one was the imperial concubine.

Finally, there is the master of the harem, the queen empress.

Generally speaking, concubines would not dare to make trouble in front of noble concubines, but it seems that Liu Guifei's reputation in the harem is not very good.

Between Xiao Chen's thoughts, Concubine Liu Gui sat on a chair, drinking tea leisurely, as if she didn't see it.

Seeing this, the eunuch became even more presumptuous, with a sarcastic smile on his face: "I don't even dare to say a word, no wonder I dare not even visit my relatives."

Hearing this sentence, Concubine Liu Gui's eyebrows turned cold, and a cold light flickered in her eyes.

"Hey!"

At this moment, Xiao Chen stood up and snorted coldly, "You old eunuch, you dare to act presumptuously in front of the imperial concubine, is it possible that you want to resist the emperor's order?"

After the words fell, the entire Kunning Palace fell silent.

When a concubine sees a noble concubine, she should greet her.

However, everyone in Concubine Liu Gui's harem was dissatisfied, so no one greeted her well.

And now...

Hearing what the little eunuch said, all the concubines dared not speak.

After all, what he said is the truth, what they are doing now is undoubtedly a crime of deceiving the emperor!

Concubine Liu Gui frowned slightly when she heard the words.

It's unexpected that this dog slave can still speak for himself?

The sun is really rising in the west today.

"As soon as I came here, I saw such a scene. I really cheered for today's poetry writing conference." When the air was silent, a voice came.

Hearing this, the expressions of all the concubines and concubines changed.

Even Concubine Liu Gui stood up at this moment, with a flash of light in her eyes, which was very meaningful.

A group of concubines said: "Congratulations to the imperial concubine and the empress dowager, I wish the two empresses good luck and prosperity!"

After the words fell, the empress's mouth curled up, and she said lightly: "Get up."

"yes!"

Everyone responded, and they waited until the queen was seated before they took their seats one after another.

At this moment, Xiao Chen was also secretly looking at the empress.

A delicate face, as if sculpted by the heavens, the pretty face is completely natural, not as charming as Concubine Liu Gui, but more majestic.

Like a phoenix among beasts, with just one glance, the aura of a superior person overwhelms all the concubines out of breath.

Xiao Chen swallowed his saliva, but he didn't dare to have any thoughts about the queen.

At this time, the Queen's eyes suddenly fell on Xiao Chen, and she smiled lightly: "You are an interesting eunuch."

"I don't know which concubine you are serving?"

Seeing Xiao Chen being called by name, Concubine Liu Gui's eyes lit up, and she said softly: "Go back to Empress, this eunuch is just accepted by my concubine, not only has winks, but also has the ability to touch the rocks."

"My concubine is also trying to introduce you."

Hearing Concubine Liu Gui's words, the queen's eyes narrowed slightly, and she smiled lightly.

He said meaningfully: "If that's the case, let's stay."

After the words fell, Xiao Chen was slightly stunned.

He raised his head and glanced at the two of them, as if he was saying: Are you selling me now?

It is a great blessing to be able to serve the queen.

All the eunuchs felt sour, the eunuch who was looking for trouble just now seized the opportunity of Xiao Chen's stupefied, and shouted: "You eunuch has no eyes, why don't you thank the queen soon?!"

When Xiao Chen heard it, his temper suddenly came to him.

Responding in a cold voice: "I think you are blind!"

"It's just a dog slave. If you dare to make such a noise in Kunning Palace, do you look down on the queen, or do you think that the position of Kunning Palace should belong to your master?"

hiss!

After the words fell, all the concubines in Kunning Palace gasped.

The face of the eunuch who was looking for trouble changed even more, his eyes were full of fear, his whole body was trembling, he knelt on the ground and quickly kowtowed to admit his mistake: "Damn this slave, please spare your life, Empress!"

Xiao Chen's words were extremely ruthless.

No matter which one he answers, it is a crime of beheading!

Seeing this scene, the queen gave her approving glances.

Then he looked at the concubine, and said in a flat voice neither sad nor happy: "Concubine Zhang, what do you think should be?"

"This dog slave doesn't know how to be polite, and angered the empress, please calm down." Concubine Zhang naturally wanted to throw away the car to protect the commander, and forgot all her wishes for the eunuch.

"My concubine..." Hearing this, the eunuch opened his mouth, his eyes full of disbelief.

Seeing that the eunuch wanted to say something, Concubine Zhang's pretty face changed slightly, and she quickly said: "Damn slave, you dare to startle the empress and empress, drag it out and chop it up!"

After an episode, the Kunning Palace also fell silent.

At this time, the imperial concubine stood up and spoke first, breaking the silence.

"Since it is a poetry writing conference, then I will publish a poem first, and all sisters will continue."

The imperial concubine's name is Su Feiyan, and she has a very beautiful face, but she lacks the majesty of the empress and the charm of Concubine Liu Gui.

It's like a neighbor's sister, which is lovable.

After pondering for a moment, the imperial concubine suddenly said:

"A river of spring water flows eastward, and the peach blossoms on both sides of the bank reflect the blue building."

"The scenery is infinitely beautiful for thousands of miles, but I don't know where is Yangzhou."

When the last word came down, all the concubines were amazed. The imperial concubine is indeed the most talented woman in the Great Zhou Dynasty.

The imperial concubine sat down, and the queen spoke at this moment.

"I also hope that my sisters can write poems well. After all, this poem is different from the past. In a few days, it will be the Lantern Festival."

"The barbarian country will definitely send people to write poems. If no one in my Great Zhou Dynasty can compose poems with the barbarian country, it will be too embarrassing to my harem and Your Majesty!"