The Best Fake Eunuch

"The third capital crime is that in order to temporarily stabilize the situation in northern Xinjiang, I should not have opened a mutual market outside Bailong City, and through smuggling, transported a lot of prohibited items such as salt, needles and threads, iron pots...Although they also got them in exchange. There are few war horses, but this is obviously an absurd move by the minister, so that the gain outweighs the gain."

These are some of the capital crimes committed by the minister. Please the emperor immediately withdraw the minister from the Meridian Gate and behead him. Use the head of the minister to demonstrate the majesty of the laws of the Great Zhou Dynasty!

The minister has no complaints.

Just let those frontier guards who have the same fluke mentality as the ministers, the imperial envoys and loyal ministers know that the majesty of our emperor cannot be violated, and they will be careful in their actions in the future, so as not to repeat the mistakes of the ministers!

Li Wanjiang thought to himself, you kid, are you pleading guilty or showing merit?

If I kill you according to the reasons you said, wouldn't I be a complete fool?

Your boy has left his name through the ages, and has become a loyal minister who has been greatly wronged!

Think beautifully, you.

And killing you will not only fail to establish your prestige, but will actually chill those who work for me!

They don't know the reason, but they all think that I am cruel, merciless and ungrateful, and I only kill loyal ministers.

However, Xiao Chen still had something to say, "If the emperor still has a little bit of loyalty for his poor minister, then let him go to Minzhou Fengyang King to be a soldier, let him die in battle, and we can fulfill the righteousness of our monarch and minister, and it will not To bear the mighty grace of the emperor to his ministers!"

Don't say this is really a way...

What about Yanyun County?

"If the emperor thinks about the meager contributions made by the minister in the past, and he refuses to punish the minister, then the minister will really have no face to face the emperor again. I ask the emperor to take away all the positions of the minister and expel the minister. If you are a commoner like Chen Jisheng, and live in the world until you die in the fields, you can serve as a warning to those who are as brave as ministers."

In short, I will not go back to Yanyun County, even if I am killed!

Your Majesty, you only ordered me to drive the Xianbo people away. I have already driven them away. Although I made a lot of big mistakes here, it is still a fulfilling mission. As for whether they will go south in the future, that is up to you. The minister doesn't know...it should still be possible.

Anyway, I have done my best with such a small skill, so I can't deal with the mess in Yanyun County now, so the emperor should ask someone else to be smart!

Li Wanjiang was caught off guard by Xiao Chen again, why didn't the kid play cards according to the routine?

Shouldn't I be the one to say this? You kid said it all, what do you want me to say?

I was speechless for a while.

"I don't dare to hide the truth from the emperor. The current situation in Yanyun County is really terrible! I bought so much grain from Burma. I originally wanted to use it as military rations, but in the end it was all filled for the common people. It’s still a drop in the bucket, it’s a bottomless pit, no amount of relief can fill it up!”

"There is no house to live in, no food to eat, and the life of the common people can't go on. Many of them ran to the northern Xinjiang to feed horses for others. It is said that there are hundreds of thousands of people, but I think it is only a few hundred thousand! Because the towns that I pass through are ten to nine empty, and there are no people living along the road for hundreds of miles..."

"Most of Yanyun County is a plain terrain, and there is almost no danger to defend, especially facing the cavalry in the northern border, there is no way to defend, no matter how many soldiers, they are now being fooled by the minister's rhetoric, and in winter they It is also inappropriate to use soldiers, and it will be hard to say when the water plants come out in spring tomorrow."

"In addition, the Ross people are also eyeing the east! I heard that their Queen Ross also wants to invade Yanyun County, and has begun to secretly deploy them. Just their garrison in Shunfeng Harbor is much more than before! This is all I saw it with my own eyes."

The more Li Wanjiang listened, the more wrong he became, so what exactly are you trying to say, you kid?

"What I mean is that Yanyun County is a tasteless place, it's a pity to throw it away, but it's tasteless to eat." What Xiao Chen means is that the emperor, you can just give it up.

Don't you just want to do it?

Li Wanjiang planned to do this, and in fact he did it, but this was just a stopgap measure, and when he recovered, he would definitely recover.

If Xiao Chen was defeated and the entire Yanyun County fell now, Li Wanjiang might just let go, but in fact Xiao Chen took back all of Yanyun County!

Are you giving up now?

How do you want me to explain to the world!

"Xiao Chen, are you asking me to cut the borders?" His tone became severe.

"I didn't say that, I just stated the facts." Xiao Chen meant that, but he just made a metaphor with a tasteless one. This is the art of language, so that you, Li Wanjiang, can't catch my little braid. .

"Since Yanyun County has been recovered, how can you give it up?" Li Wanjiang said, "You just said that you want me to hire another Gao Ming. In your opinion, who is suitable to replace you?"

"Lin Dongyang, governor of Jiangdong County, is worthy of this job!" Xiao Chen said.

"No, what if he went to Jiangdong County?" Li Wanjiang shook his head.

"Master Wu Hongchang, governor of Jiangnan County, is fine." Xiao Chen said again.

"Aren't you talking nonsense? Jiangnan County or Yanyun County is more important?" Li Wanjiang said angrily.

"Or Yanyun Gate Guard General Qin Gang, he is quite familiar with the situation in Yanyun County." Xiao Chen said.

"He's a warrior, it's hard to be the leader of a county." Li Wanjiang vetoed.

"Then it's Old Lord Murong Heng. He once fought in Yanyun, and he was so powerful in the northern borders. With him there, Yanyun County is as solid as gold, as stable as a rock!" Xiao Chen's mention of candidates became more and more exaggerated.

Damn, isn't this nonsense? Of course, Murong Heng can do it, I still need you to say it! But if he passed, Yanyun County would be stable, so what about the Western Regions?

In addition, even if Murong Heng can clone himself, it won't work.

Now that he has already supported himself in the Western Regions, he is a de facto prince. If Yanyun County is also handed over to him, wouldn't he surround me?

Xiao Chen seriously put forward several more candidates, but they were all rejected by Li Wanjiang.

It really wasn't Xiao Chen's intention. Among all the ministers in Da Zhou, those who have this ability can't do without it, and those who don't have it are useless.

"Why don't you send Eunuch Gong Shouli there?" Xiao Chen said, "He was also a man who led soldiers before, and he was born in the Black Dragon Guard, so he must not be afraid of any cavalry from Xianbo Mojie."

"Didn't you have a feud with him? Why are you still willing to recommend him for this position?" Li Wanjiang asked.

"The emperor asked about official matters, but he didn't ask about the personal grievances between the minister and him!" Xiao Chen's answer was flawless and righteous.

Li Wanjiang thought he was farting!

If that damn Gong Shouli was half as capable as your kid, I'd have sent him a long time ago and still need you?

Still let him be the governor? With his virtue, even the county magistrate can't do anything.

"Your Majesty inquired, and I know that I have everything to say, and I have nothing to say. This matter is so important that the Emperor has to decide it himself. I am guilty of a crime, so I don't want to say too much." Xiao Chen knelt down to Li Wanjiang with a thud, and did not speak anymore. .

That means that the emperor, if you want to kill or cut, please go ahead.

"Ah... Xiao Chen, I've been thinking about it, but you have to go to Yanyun County." Li Wanjiang sighed, "Get up and talk."