The Best Fake Eunuch

So Chen Jisheng unknowingly put Xiao Chen in the same position as himself, and no longer regarded him as a little eunuch who could only write poetry.

Xiao Chen felt that this Chen Jisheng was actually not stupid, he was just too obsessed with his unrealistic ideas.

Moreover, during some conversations and arguments, it was found that he really cared about the people of Li, and he also had a very clear understanding of the current situation of Da Zhou.

After meeting this time, although both of them were unwilling to admit it, they both felt a sense of sympathy for each other.

It's quite inexplicable.

Before leaving, Xiao Chen gave five hundred taels of silver to the hundred households, and asked him to take good care of Chen Jisheng. Every meal should have wine and meat, there should be a stove in the house every day, and he would arrange a hot bath every two days. .

Hundreds of households agreed again and again, saying that adults can rest assured, you can come back in a few days, I guarantee that he is fat and fat...

The meeting with Wang Anbang was quite pleasant.

Hearing that Xiao Chen came to visit in person, Wang Anbang immediately changed into an official official uniform, ordered someone to open the gate of the atrium, greeted him personally, and treated the upstart in the palace with the highest standard of courtesy.

Do you think Xiao Chen is in a good mood?

After some ramblings, the tea was changed three times, and Wang Anbang loudly ordered people to clean up the banquet. Today, we two brothers must come to get drunk!

"There are a lot of things in the palace, and it's not good for my younger brother to stay outside, otherwise it will be too bad if the queen can't find something. If there is nothing to do in another day, my younger brother will definitely give up his life to accompany the gentleman. With a mere drop, the older man's life is as deep as the ocean." !"

Xiao Chen declined, he came to talk about business, not to drink.

But what Wang Anbang said was appropriate in his heart.

No wonder this kid is known as the most talented man in the world!

There are just a few nice words, but my lord can't say them...

"But brother Xiao took the time to look around, there must be something to teach you?" He knew that Xiao Chen must have something to do here.

Hearing that Xiao Chen actually wanted him to ask the emperor to exonerate Chen Jisheng, his donkey face instantly fell.

Almost serve tea to see off guests!

"My lord, you are the emperor's servant, so you naturally know the emperor's thoughts, but tell me, does the emperor want to kill Chen Jisheng?" Xiao Chen laughed.

"Uh... Your Majesty has always been resolute in his actions. Since he didn't kill him, it must be... Brother Xiao, we are courtiers, and we can't just speculate on the holy will!"

Although Wang Anbang spoke harshly, his heart obviously moved slightly, and his eyes were a little erratic.

In fact, the emperor didn't want to kill Chen Jisheng, he knew it well, and these days he has been urging his disciples to impeach Chen Jisheng with bullets and want to kill him completely.

But the emperor kept all these papers and refused to publish them, so it seems to be useless. If it is impossible, I will meet the emperor in person to persuade him to kill Chen Jisheng?

But he was also afraid that he would go against the emperor's will, so he was always hesitant, and the staff and followers in the mansion had different opinions, which made it difficult for him to make a decision.

Now that Xiao Chen suddenly came to talk to him about this matter, he might have to reconsider.

The first thing to consider is your own pros and cons, and the second is to consider Xiao Chen's weight.

"Then let me clarify the point, little brother. I think the emperor is just annoyed at Chen Jisheng for a while, just like a father who is dissatisfied with what his son said and wants to teach him a lesson, but he won't really kill him."

Xiao Chen's words imply that the emperor is actually dissatisfied with the crown prince.

If Wang Anbang is smart enough, he can understand it too.

Of course Wang Anbang understands, but if he doesn’t understand, who understands?

He also knew that what Chen Jisheng really angered the emperor was the blatant impeachment of the prince, and he listed so many terrible crimes.

It is reasonable to say that Li Wanjiang should have been killed with the stick in the hall, but he was beaten 30 times without pain, and he was sent to prison for several days without paying attention...

"My younger brother met Marquis Pingyang in the palace last night. Lord Hou felt very sorry for Chen Jisheng, and told my younger brother that he must go to the emperor to spare his life."

Only then did Xiao Chen turn over a hole card.

"Oh? Pingyang Hou, he said that?" Sure enough, Wang Anbang's expression changed immediately.

"How dare my little brother talk nonsense about such an important matter!" Xiao Chen said with certainty.

In fact, he hasn't talked to Zhu Xiaochuan about it yet.

"The matter is very important, let me think about it..." Wang Anbang's tone has begun to change.

Xiao Chen's goal had been achieved, so he didn't mention it anymore, he opened a package he brought, took out a pair of calligraphy and painting and handed it to Wang Anbang.

"Wow! Is this the painting of Shenglin Daozi's landscape?" Wang Anbang's eyes lit up like a dog seeing shit when he saw this painting.

"My little brother got it by accident. I just feel that the painting is quite good, but I can't tell the authenticity. I heard that Mr. Wang has researched it a lot, so I bring it here and ask you to help me." Xiao Chen saw it and smiled. in mind.

"Authentic, absolutely authentic!" Wang Anbang looked carefully, his nose almost stuck to the painting, and his eyeballs almost fell out.

After all, there are not many Lin Daozi's mountains and rivers in the world, and it is even rarer to have such a good appearance. They are extremely cherished. It is no exaggeration to say that they are priceless!

"Really? I think it's normal. To be honest, my lord, I don't like this kind of landscape painting very much. I originally planned to ask my lord to appraise it and give it away. Since my lord likes it so much, I'll give it to you."

"Huh, huh? How did this happen!" Wang Anbang was overwhelmed with joy.

"But you can't ask for it for nothing, my lord. You have to give back some good paintings to my little brother." Xiao Chen said with a smile.

"You can pick any paintings in my study!" Wang Anbang danced happily.

It is said that the few calligraphy and paintings in his study room are also extremely precious, but all of them can't compare with a corner of the holy landscape painting.

"I said I don't like these landscapes, but my younger brother likes Liu Qingchen's paintings." Xiao Chen smiled slightly, very strangely.

"Ah? Hahaha, to my surprise, brother Xiao, you are still in the same league! I won't hide it from you, I like it very much, so I can tell you that I have his erotic paintings hidden in my house. I'm afraid it's better than his There are many in my own family!" Wang Anbang was stunned for a moment, and then laughed heartily.

My heart said that you, a little eunuch, are really interesting. Even if you are castrated, you still like this tune?

It's really disabled and strong, and the lust is not dead!

Immediately ordered the valet to fetch dozens of volumes, and packed them all in a big box. In order to prevent people from seeing something wrong, he thoughtfully pasted a seal and waxed it.

He smiled mysteriously at Xiao Chen: "Brother, there are not only Liu Qingchen's paintings here, but also some fun things from Myanmar, and you can enjoy them slowly after you go back."

"Oh? What's the fun thing?" Xiao Chen said in his heart that it was just a few erotic pictures, as for it?

"Come here with your ear, let me tell you, these things are..." Wang Anbang whispered in Xiao Chen's ear.

"Ah, Mr. Wang, you are really, hahaha... well-informed!" Xiao Chen was stunned at first, then a little shy, and finally smiled happily, and finally burst out laughing.

"Hahaha... It depends on your brother's sense of humor, so he is willing to give you these good things to play with. In the future, we two brothers must get closer and exchange experiences with each other when we have nothing to do." Wang Anbang also laughed.

The two flirted with each other, and they both had a sense of confidant.

They also cherish each other.