The Best Fake Eunuch

"The name of this thing is Mianling, and it came from Myanmar in southern Xinjiang. Don't look at this small thing, it takes a lot of work to make. There is no mechanism spring in it, but it has the essence of the roc. As long as it encounters heat , and then vibrated." Wen Shanchang explained.

"Tsk tsk tsk, that's how it is. It really is very delicate. Is this a child's play?" Wei Yuntian still has a childlike innocence, holding the Burmese bell, smelling it, touching it, pinching it, and loving it.

"Not really, it's for the house." Wen Shan was overjoyed.

"What does it mean in the room?" Wei Yuntian still didn't understand.

"If you say you're stupid, you'll have a runny nose!" Ye Baiqing said with a smile, "This is for women, it's for...there."

"Huh? Oh shit!" Wei Yuntian was stunned for a while before he understood, and hurriedly dropped Mian Ling'er, his big face flushed instantly!

Hahaha……

The crowd couldn't hold back their laughter anymore, they laughed heartily together, leaning forward and back together.

The happiness of men is sometimes as simple as that.

Just smiling happily, suddenly a little maid from Chuxiu Palace came to look for Xiao Chen, saying that concubine Liu Gui wanted to invite her?

But it's so late...

The way the big guy looks at Xiao Chen is also weird.

Xiao Chen coughed, and asked seriously: "The imperial concubine and empress looked for me at night, but I don't know why?"

The answer is that I want to discuss with you about my mother going home to visit relatives in a while.

Isn't it her, Liu Ruyun's family, it's none of my business?

Still have to go.

In Chuxiu Palace, Liu Ruyun's expression was not very good-looking.

Xiao Chen symbolically knelt down to pay her respects, but she didn't call out for courtesy and flattened herself, so she could only stand up by herself.

"Oh, it's amazing! Isn't this Xiao Changgong? Why do you have time to come here today?" It's unreasonable to be provocative when you speak out.

"It's true that I've been very busy recently, and I didn't come to greet my mother..." Xiao Chen said in his heart, didn't you ask me to come here?

Talk to me about this in a daze!

"Hmph, I see that you have other lovers, so just leave me behind?" Xiao Chen couldn't answer what he said.

He could only sneer twice to cover up his embarrassment.

"I heard that you and that little girl Duanmu Nanqiao have become confidantes?" But it was the imperial concubine's jealousy.

"It's not what you think." Xiao Chen explained.

"What do I think?" Liu Ruyun said angrily.

"It's just like the two of us." Xiao Chen could only speak bluntly.

"Hmph, what do you mean you haven't come these days? You have also found the murderer who assassinated the queen, and I didn't do it!" Liu Ruyun sneered.

"I didn't say you did it." Xiao Chen said in his heart that it's good that you know!

Although you didn't do that thing, you did it last time. If I hadn't acted accordingly, I would have been killed by you!

In addition, Xiao Chen still had a doubt in his heart, could Liu Ruyun be a member of Tianxuan Society?

Otherwise, how would she know that Tian Xuan would do that?

It was because of her reminder that I made preparations before going to Cuiyun Tower. Now that I think about it, she is like an important pawn in Xiao Xinghan's plan.

"That's what you think in your heart! Otherwise, why did you patronize and protect the two of them when the assassin came in that night, but ignored me, you ungrateful little thief!"

There is some truth in scolding.

"Your martial arts are so high, which assassin can hurt you?" Xiao Chen also had his own reasons.

"Now that your wings are hardened, you don't care about me anymore." Liu Ruyun sighed leisurely, "But I miss you every day."

She who had always been tough suddenly became gentle...

Just ask me something?

"After a while, the weather will ease, and I will be ordered to go home to visit my relatives. This trip may take a year or so...I won't see you again." Liu Ruyun looked at Xiao Chen affectionately, waiting for him to readily agree .

Unexpectedly, this damned little servant lowered his head and said nothing!

"Hmph! I knew you didn't want to go with me!" Suddenly turned his face.

"The slave is very willing, but now that the West Factory has just been established, there are so many things to do, and I really can't get away from it." Xiao Chen said hastily.

"I have already asked the emperor to ask you to escort me to Xichang! The emperor also agreed, hehe, you will not disobey the order, will you?" Liu Ruyun sneered triumphantly.

Then why are you still talking so much nonsense to me?

Xiao Chen's nose was crooked.

He really didn't want to go. Damn Myanmar is thousands of miles away from the capital. It would be fine if there was a plane, but now there are no trains!

When can I arrive in the carriage?

Besides, what a crime.

But it’s okay if you don’t go, the emperor has agreed, you can’t really resist the decree and disrespect, can you?

Worry to death, I will have it!

As for the emperor, you are really serious, you didn't discuss such a big matter with me in advance...

"I haven't seen you these days, do you miss me?" Liu Ruyun got up and walked behind Xiao Chen,... sticking to his back, gently...

"Alas!" Xiao Chen was caught by her unexpectedly.

"You little servant... But it's in my hands, I warn you, don't play tricks with me, if you don't come with me, I will tell the emperor that you are a fake eunuch!" Liu Ruyun bit Xiao Xiao lightly. Chen earlobe.

There was a murderous look in the gentleness.

It was as if a beautiful snake wrapped him tightly around him, and he had almost no choice but to make peace with her.

Unless both sides suffer.

Xiao Chen turned around and embraced her in his arms, and also showed a gentle smile.

There was a weirdness in the smile.

"Don't you like me playing tricks on you?"

"As long as you like it, I like it."

This is what you said!

...

"How come you have so many tricks, where did you learn them from?" Liu Ruyun's expression was still unfinished.

"From a distant country..." Xiao Chen said deeply.

"I believe you bastard, you little slave is very bad!" Liu Ruyun didn't believe his nonsense.

But God knows Xiao Chen is not lying, you should also know which country he is talking about, right?

Don't say anything, Arigado Gutt!

Although Xiao Chen's skills are very comprehensive, his physical strength is also limited, okay?

As the saying goes, if you kill three thousand enemies, you will lose eight hundred. After these two hours, you are exhausted enough, and you will feel dizzy when you go out and walk.

This is called... an ambush? !

The next day I slept until the sun basked in my butt before waking up.

I feel a little pain in my waist, and my fingers are a little numb...

Lying on the bed, wondering if I should go to Wen Shanchang and ask him to prepare a pair of Shiquan Dabu soup for me to drink?

It's useless now, but if he really followed Liu Ruyun back to visit his relatives, how would he endure the days and nights on the road!

I also thought about it carefully.

I'm afraid that before I get to Myanmar, I will become Liu Ruyun's 'medicine dregs'!