The Best Fake Eunuch

"Who is joking with you!" Xiao Chen was confident and confident, with a high voice!

"Then who is this woman, I ask you!" Chen Jisheng said loudly.

"Why are you asking me? You don't know how to ask people yourself!" Xiao Chen replied loudly.

"You kid don't play this trick with me, no big or small guy, how many times have I told you, I..." Does Chen Jisheng still know what Xiao Chen is up to?

This kid's desire to renew his strings has already been clearly revealed.

How many times have I scolded him and beat him for this matter, but I won't listen!

"My lord Chen, a commoner girl is humble and unfit to serve you, but she can still do the rough work of serving tea and pouring water, doing laundry and making beds." Lin Shuangyue said softly.

"Ah? It's really you." Chen Jisheng was really surprised when he heard that, this is really Lin Shuangyue!

You, you, how did you become like this?

"I think Mr. Chen is just joking. We just met each other, why did we forget it so quickly?" Lin Shuangyue couldn't help being amused seeing Chen Jisheng's reaction so strongly.

With a sweet smile and a slight grin, the room is filled with spring.

Chen Jisheng regretted it a bit. At his age, identity, and Lin Shuangyue's age and appearance, if she was to serve him in daily life, this, this... would not be suitable, would it?

But he had already agreed wholeheartedly just now, and now it's hard to refuse in front of Lin Shuangyue, and he can't refuse. The main reason is that he seems to dislike him...

Xiao Chen, that brat, was cheated by him again!

But a young woman is better than a little girl. Besides, Lin Shuangyue is only staying here temporarily and won't stay here for a long time, so let's deal with it for a few days.

When Lin Shuangyue went out, Xiao Chen sighed leisurely again.

"What a manly sigh!" Chen Jisheng wanted to teach him a lesson at any time.

"Hey... old man, you probably don't know that this Lin Shuangyue has made up her mind to die. She is about to commit suicide when her parents are wronged. It's a pity that she is young and talented... What a pity." Xiao Chen sighed endlessly.

"Well, it's understandable, but it's not reasonable!" Chen Jisheng shook his head again and again, "Since ancient times, there has been no reason for her parents to be martyred. If she dies, who will visit her parents' graves in the future? Who will come to visit her parents' graves? Burning paper for her parents? This is not filial piety, this is foolish filial piety!"

"I see that Lin Shuangyue is very stubborn, it's hard to persuade." Xiao Chen said.

"Hmph, understand it with reason, move it with emotion, and proceed step by step. You can always explain her knot. You don't have to worry about this matter. I will talk to her when I go back." Chen Jisheng said.

"Saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, old man, at least you should do something good!" Xiao Chen said with a smile.

"It's not for the sake of accumulating virtue." Chen Jisheng shook his head, "I just don't want to see the damned live while the alive die!"

"But there are too many damned people in the world, and I can't kill them all." Xiao Chen sighed.

"There are too many people who don't deserve to die, and we can't save them all." Chen Jisheng said, "It's nothing more than trying our best."

"Old man, we two feel that what we have done is quite remarkable, but after thousands of years, even if we are all laughed at, we don't know?" Xiao Chen said.

"A man of affairs doesn't care so much! What others say is just fart, why should he take it to heart?" Chen Jisheng said in his heart that this kid has always been arrogant, why is he playing all these sad tunes today? Woolen cloth?

"It's good to say, as long as we two are happy, we can do whatever we like, what do others say? We are not women, why do we still care about this and that's fame and etiquette?" Xiao Chen claimed yes.

"Why do you seem to have something to say, kid?" Chen Jisheng suddenly became suspicious.

"Let's go, tonight Liu Fuhai is going to test fly a hot air balloon at night, I'll go over and see, are you going?" Xiao Chen finished what he should say, and it's time to leave.

"I'm dizzy just looking at that! I'm warning you, kid, don't sit on that and go to heaven, do you hear me?" Chen Jisheng still couldn't get used to some new things.

Not for it, but not against it either.

"I still want to take your old man to experience the feeling of flying... Okay, okay, if you don't sit, I won't sit, let Liu Fuhai let him fly!" Seeing that Chen Jisheng wanted to continue to reprimand him, Xiao Chen hurriedly said goodbye and came back .

not sit?

Impossible not to sit.

This was originally Xiao Chen's idea, and it was Liu Fuhai who carried it forward. After continuous improvement, it has basically been able to meet the actual combat requirements...in theory.

And this Golden Beach battle is an excellent opportunity to test the hot air balloon.

Hot air balloons are easy to spot during the day, but flying too high won’t work, because the wind is too strong in mid-air, and anything thrown down will be blown away by the wind, without any accuracy.

But it doesn't work if you fly too low. If the opponent attacks with a rocket, you may be hit and catch fire.

But at night, especially on cloudy days with extremely poor visibility, the hot air balloons painted all over black are simply spirits in the night sky. Even if they fly very low, it is difficult to be spotted.

At the beginning, Liu Fuhai drove the first hot air balloon all the way to the sky above the Governor's Mansion, but no one noticed it.

Liu Fuhai has produced more than 50 hot air balloons in total, but currently there are only more than 20 that are easy to use.

A lot of pilots have been trained, there are more than 300 people. These guys are all volunteers recruited from the army. Of course, the conditions are quite harsh.

First of all, you can't be afraid of heights...

Then there is a strong will, a strong body, excellent eyesight, courage, a smart mind, quick reaction, good hand-eye-heart coordination, and the weight should not exceed one hundred and twenty catties.

So if you look around, you can see that they are all short and sharp men.

Xiao Chen regards them as his darlings, and calls them 'Heaven's Chosen Ones', but the big guy secretly calls them, 'Desperadoes'!

After all, being brave and daring to fly in the sky are two different concepts.

Many brothers are brave and fearless in battle, but their legs become weak when they are on the gondola of a hot air balloon.

In order to carry as many airdropped items as possible, the standard approved number of people in each hanging basket is only two, and one person can operate it when necessary.

The power and flexibility of a hot air balloon equipped with a propeller power device have been greatly enhanced, but other aspects cannot be taken into account. For example, armor cannot be installed under the gondola, and only a layer of cowhide can be covered.

This kind of protection can barely block bows and arrows, but muskets can't do it. If you use a cannon to bombard it directly, it will be vulnerable.

[To be honest, I have been using the source-changing app recently to read and update books, switch between sources, and read aloud with many timbres, both Android and Apple. 】

For safety reasons, Xiao Chen did not allow everyone to carry gunpowder and explosives. During the battle, he could only throw down the drug jars specially prepared by Shangguan Qiji, so that the attack power of the hot air balloon was greatly reduced.

Even so, for now, this can be regarded as a blow to dimensionality reduction.

"Old Liu, take me up for a ride in the sky, I haven't been on a plane for a long time." Xiao Chen decided to take a test flight himself.

"Okay!" Liu Fuhai readily agreed, "This one has just been filled with fuel, so it can fly for two hours without any problem."