The Best Fake Eunuch

It was General Jiangdong Shi Mingwen who came.

This person is a general, but his appearance is quite majestic and majestic.

He is nine feet tall, with big arms and round waist, eyes like copper bells, mouth like blood, a beard covers most of his face, and he laughs like a bell.

"When I met General Shi, I didn't know that the general was coming, so I was far away to welcome you. Forgive me." Xiao Chen took the initiative to salute.

"Excuse me, come and sit down and talk!" Shi Mingwen waved his hands loudly, and sat down on the first seat, turning his back on customers and condescending.

"Hey!" Xiao Chen came over and sat down with a smile, thinking that this guy is not an idiot, is he?

"My aunt, the queen mother, is her elderly well?" As soon as he exited the door, he brought out the big Buddha statue of the queen mother.

Do you know why Shi Mingwen is so awesome?

He is the nephew of the empress dowager and the cousin of the emperor Li Wanjiang!

"The Queen Mother is well!" Xiao Chen stood up quickly as soon as his butt touched the chair.

"Well, Xiao Xiao, let me ask you something. You said that in the palace, is it the Empress Dowager or your master Liu Guifei?" Shi Mingwen asked abruptly.

"Of course the Queen Mother is the oldest." Xiao Chen could only answer truthfully.

"Then why am I, the queen mother's nephew, not even qualified to see her?" It turned out that Shi Mingwen came to ask for guilt.

"The general doesn't know something. Concubine Liu Gui was exhausted all the way, she was very tired, and she encountered an accident at sea a few days ago, she was so frightened that she was slightly ill, so she couldn't see anyone." Xiao Chen explained.

"Oh...then forget it." Shi Mingwen nodded reluctantly, and suddenly grinned again: "I heard that Concubine Liu Gui was born extremely beautiful, and she is known as the most beautiful woman in Myanmar, but it is true. isn't it?"

Xiao Chen thought in his heart that you are not only an idiot, but also a fucking dick!

Is this what you should ask?

"The imperial concubine is the mother of the world, and her appearance is naturally dignified...General Shi, you came to see me, but you don't know what to order?" Quickly change the subject, otherwise I don't know what nonsense this guy will say.

"I said, what did you guys do? Then the two big ships were touched by pirates, why are you blind or deaf!"

"The damn old man was scolded by my emperor's brother, saying that I was not good at suppressing pirates. This has something to do with me? The coast is so big, how many boats do I have? Can I take care of it!"

As Jiangdong General, Shi Mingwen has great power. He not only controls the 30,000 troops in the county, but also controls a 5,000-man Jiangdong Navy.

The sea area where Xiao Chen and the others had an accident happened to be under his jurisdiction, so Li Wanjiang issued a secret decree and scolded him like a dog.

This is actually wronging him.

But in fact, it is not wronged him.

Li Wanjiang had asked him to send his navy to wipe out the pirates along the coast and the remnants of the former navy, but he didn't follow through at all, instead he sent several ocean-going warships in the navy to smuggle goods...

Only a few small ships were left wandering around the port to deal with the matter.

Almost all officials in Jiangdong County knew about this matter, but no one dared to sue him, not because they were afraid of him, but because they were afraid of the old woman behind him.

Li Wanjiang had been dissatisfied with him for a long time, but he was unable to investigate him because of the empress dowager's interference.

Even the emperor had nothing to do with him, naturally he would not take this little eunuch Xiao Chen seriously, so that he reprimanded him face to face without mercy.

"What the general said is very true. If you want to blame the bandits for being too arrogant, it has nothing to do with you, general..." Xiao Chen was angry in his heart, and he had to apologize with a smile.

You can't give him a big slap in the face, can you?

Beating a dog also depends on the owner, and it's all for the face of the queen mother and old hag.

"Well, what you said can be regarded as a human saying... Tell your master another word, just say that I came to see her, and I have done enough to save face. She refused to see me, so don't blame me when you look back. Rude, let's go!"

"Hey! Definitely bring it." Xiao Chen promised repeatedly, and sent him out like a plague god.

Immediately afterwards, the governors, inspectors, grain officials, Xuedao officials, Anyang magistrates and other officials came to pay their respects one by one. Naturally, they all had very rich gifts, and Xiao Chen also accepted them all with a smile.

As Liu Wenzheng said, this trip is for corruption by order, not to be greedy for nothing, who would not be greedy for nothing?

And what he did was a little bit of revenge for his family's enmity. You, Li Wanjiang, stole my country from my young master, so why don't I get you some money?

After a little inspection, today's harvest is really big!

Not counting gifts such as antique calligraphy and painting, local specialties, etc., more than half a million taels of silver were collected!

Poor Li Wanjiang is still worried about the emptiness of the national treasury, but he doesn't know that all the officials below are very rich...

I was chatting with Zhuge Xiaosheng Wei Yuntian for a few times, but unexpectedly someone came to see me again, saying that it is so late, who is so ignorant?

But it is expected that they are also here to give money, so let's work harder and see you.

It was Liu Chang'an, the Tutor of Anyang Mansion, who came, and when he came in and saw Xiao Chen, he knelt down and burst into tears without saying a word!

yeah? what's the situation?

"Master Xiao, please make the decision for the next official!" Liu Changan's head was bleeding from knocking on his head!

Fuck, it turns out that this person is not here to give gifts, but to sue, but who is he going to sue?

It was Shi Mingwen who sued.

It turned out that Shi Mingwen heard that Liu Chang'an had a daughter named Liu Xiangqin, who was born with a beautiful face and a beautiful appearance, and she was attracted to him and sent someone to his house to propose marriage.

If it is said that Shi Mingwen is a Ming matchmaker who is marrying Liu Xiangqin as his wife, Liu Changan is really hard to refuse, but Shi Mingwen has a wife, and there are dozens of concubines, such as wives, concubines, concubines !

This bastard wants Liu Xiangqin to be his concubine.

Liu Changan was born as a Jinshi, how could his daughter be a concubine? This is simply a huge insult to him!

If you agree, then let alone being an official, you will simply be unable to be a human being.

But Shi Mingwen didn't care about this, the person he sent dropped his words, you, Liu Chang'an, have to agree if you agree, or you have to agree if you don't agree, but he must send his daughter obediently tonight, otherwise your family will be killed !

It is tantamount to stealing.

But no one can take care of it, no one dares to take care of it, and no one in Jiangdong County, including Governor Lin Dongyang, dares to mess with Shi Mingwen.

Liu Chang'an really cried every day for not responding, and the ground was not working.

After thinking about it, it seemed that there was still some hope of complaining to Xiao Chen, the imperial eunuch, so he rushed in regardless.

In fact, he was forced to do nothing.

Little did they know that Xiao Chen didn't recruit either, as a eunuch, he couldn't take care of local affairs, and besides this Shi Mingwen, Xiao Chen couldn't afford to mess with him.

"You are really stubborn. General Shi married your daughter to give you great face. With him taking care of you in the future, you will be able to make a fortune. Why are you still crying?" Wrinkled Brow reprimanded him.

"Lord Xiao, I don't want to sell my daughter for glory! Besides, the little girl is very staunch. Hearing about this, she has tried to seek death several times, but she was caught by a few shrews sent by Shi Mingwen, and she even wanted to die. No way, my lord, you..."

Liu Changan was almost desperate.