The Best Fake Eunuch

The banquet started, and the court ladies sang and danced, making it very lively.

A group of ministers are also discussing the affairs of the court, while those young scholars are composing poems together.

Wait until the wine has passed three rounds and the meal has five flavors.

Everyone was a little drunk.

At this time, Li Wanjiang suddenly looked at the queen, and said, "In a few days, it will be the Lantern Festival. At that time, who will compose poems, is there anyone for the queen?"

As soon as the voice fell, those scholars suddenly regained their spirits.

To say that the purpose of their coming to the banquet is for the competition of the Lantern Festival.

If he can replace Da Zhou in the battle and win against the barbarian country, he will definitely be appreciated by the emperor, and his status may rise to the top.

Among them, a young talent was even more proud.

This person's name is Ye Baiqing, and he is a well-known scholar in the capital.

When rushing for the exam, he shocked the entire capital with one move, and even moved the emperor of Zhou Dynasty. After that, everything went smoothly, and the poems and songs he wrote spread all over the streets and alleys of the capital.

He also participated in composing poems on the Lantern Festival this time.

Conceited that he is confident that Da Zhou will win the poem writing bet.

Hearing this, the queen smiled lightly, her eyes fell on Xiao Chen, and she said: "Go back to the emperor, there is already someone to choose for my concubine."

"The little eunuch by my side is proficient in all kinds of poems and songs, and will definitely be able to represent Da Zhou in battle."

When hearing the Queen's words, all the civil and military officials in the Manchu Dynasty whispered.

Throughout the ages, the status of eunuchs has always been the lowest, and now the empress actually wants an eunuch to fight for Da Zhou...

Something is wrong!

However, the other party is the empress, and even the powers in the court will be deeply involved with the harem, not to mention that she is the lord of the harem.

Therefore, they only dare to talk in a low voice, and dare not speak out loudly.

On the other hand, Li Wanjiang's face was a little gloomy, and there was a trace of displeasure in his eyes looking at Xiao Chen.

Why is this eunuch again?

For a moment, Li Wanjiang's voice became a little cold: "Since that's the case, today's dinner party is gathering with scholars from the capital, so I will see what this eunuch is capable of."

After the words fell, the queen's phoenix eyes narrowed slightly.

Without saying anything, the vermilion lips parted slightly, and the flat voice fell: "Since it's a palace dinner, it must have a lot of prizes. Why don't you all recite a poem in the palace?"

The voice fell, and all the ministers nodded in praise.

That Ye Baiqing had seen Xiao Chen's displeasure earlier, and also noticed the dissatisfaction towards the latter in the emperor's words.

Then she stood up and asked for Ying, saying: "Go back to the empress, I'm Ye Baiqing, I would like to compose a poem for everyone!"

"allow."

The phoenix eyes fell on Ye Baiqing, and the queen knew the origin of this person, so she spoke.

After finishing speaking, Ye Baiqing cast a glance at Xiao Chen, with a flash of contempt in his eyes.

Then he stepped forward, that handsome face was filled with arrogance, he pondered for a moment, and then spoke loudly:

"A person who is arrogant and reckless is not a person who has nothing to do in the world."

"But if you have peace of mind and peace of mind, don't worry about a loving king in thousands of miles."

After the words fell, countless people applauded and applauded, their eyes full of approval.

"Not bad, really good."

"Ye Xiucai wrote the word arrogant to the fullest, as if he is a talented person who is proud of the world and is not afraid of anything. He is really the number one scholar in the capital." Someone praised.

Even Li Wanjiang not only nodded, he was obviously extremely satisfied with Ye Baiqing.

But the Empress's eyes fell on Xiao Chen's identity, and even Concubine Liu Gui was somewhat looking forward to what kind of poems Xiao Chen could make.

Under the eyes of the two, Xiao Chen suddenly smiled.

Taking a step forward, looking directly at Ye Baiqing, the flat voice fell, but it was like thunder, which shocked everyone.

"It's just a doggerel. I don't know why you are so shocked?"

After the voice fell, everyone's eyes changed.

There was anger in the eyes, did the eunuch mean that they didn't know what poetry was, and scolded them for being blind?

Ye Baiqing's face also darkened, but she calmed down immediately.

There was a smile on his face, and his contemptuous voice carried a hint of austerity: "What does this father-in-law mean, that I am not as good as you?"

Xiao Chen shook his head: "It's not as good."

"If you want to write crazy, it's simple..."

Xiao Chen picked up a can of wine, drank it down, his eyes were a little red, his slightly drunk body was shaking, he let out a low growl, and his tone was full of madness: "I will teach you!"

"Come on, bring paper!"

When the voice fell, the hall was shocked.

Everyone didn't understand what the little eunuch meant, but only Concubine Liu Gui knew...

Xiao Chen is gambling!

The betting queen will appreciate him even more, and the betting emperor will be even more displeased with him, but he can't do anything.

bet……

He can win the Lantern Festival contest!

The queen raised her eyes to indicate that after a while, a court lady came to the hall with a pen, ink and white paper.

Seeing this, Xiao Chen's voice became arrogant again: "Listen, how I taught you to recite poems and songs!"

Grab a can of spirits and drank it down.

The strong wine is like roaring, like heartache and bitterness, all agitated.

The loud voice fell in the hall and resounded in the hearts of everyone.

"Don't you see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushing to the sea and never returning."

"Don't you see, Gaotang Mingjing's sad white hair is like blue silk in the morning and snow in the evening."

hiss!

Following Xiao Chen's opening, the entire hall was extremely silent, and a needle could be heard!

The water of the Yellow River rushing from the sky...

Everyone's scalps went numb for a while, it was hard to imagine what kind of scene this was, how magnificent it was!

Even that Ye Baiqing, when Xiao Chen spoke, his face turned pale.

Immediately afterwards, Xiao Chen continued to speak:

"To be happy in life is to be happy, don't let the golden cup be empty to the moon."

I am born to be useful, and I will come back after all the money is gone. "

"Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle is a pleasure, and you will have to drink three hundred cups at a time."

When Xiao Chen uttered the quatrains again, everyone was shocked that their scalps were numb,

Even if it was Li Wanjiang, there was a flash of approval in his expression looking at Xiao Chen at this moment.

Although he didn't like Xiao Chen, but this person can create such a famous sentence through the ages.

It's not too late to kill after the Lantern Festival.

But the queen is more appreciative, she knows that Xiao Chen has a profound knowledge of poetry and poetry, but she did not expect him to be so crazy.

Obviously, at this moment, the entire hall is Xiao Chen's home field.

When the chanting was over, everyone's expressions were nothing but admiration!

I'm afraid they never thought until their death that one day they would have such admiration for a eunuch.

...

When the dinner party was over, everyone was still silent in Xiao Chen's poems, still unfinished.

Concubine Liu Gui looked for the right opportunity, pulled Xiao Chen into the dark, her beautiful eyes froze for a moment, and said: "This time, the Empress must appreciate you very much, we must make good use of this opportunity and have sex with her!"

"clear."

Xiao Chen nodded, and then glanced at her, looking very serious, "Your Majesty, how do you think the slave chant just now?"

Hearing this, Concubine Liu Gui was stunned for a long time.

Countless expressions flashed in his eyes, and he left without saying a word in the end.

Back to Kunning Palace, I haven't stepped into the palace yet.

A court lady suddenly grabbed Xiao Chen: "Concubine Liu's bureau has been set up, I'll see you tonight."

After finishing speaking, he left Kunning Palace.

Xiao Chen was confused when he heard it, but when he stepped into Kunning Palace, he understood the meaning of the maid's words!