The Best Fake Eunuch

Chen Jisheng's hometown is still more than a hundred miles away from the county where Xiao Chen and the others are stationed, such a long journey can't let him walk back, right?

Hired a carriage for him, and quietly gave the coachman twenty taels of silver to take care of the old man's food along the way.

I took Xiao Ye and rode him out of the city on horseback, the farther and farther I sent him, and before I knew it, it was already several miles away.

Seeing a reception pavilion by the roadside, Chen Jisheng immediately ordered the carriage to stop, and dragged Xiao Chen into the reception pavilion to sit down for a while, desolate and silent, a big river rushing through under the pavilion with rolling waves.

"Why don't you want my money? Is it dirty?" Xiao Chen had nothing to say.

"Your money is dirty, but you are clean." Chen Jisheng said.

"What is cleanliness? Are you mocking me for being a eunuch!" Xiao Chen made trouble out of no reason.

"It's fine if you're not an eunuch, but it's also good to be an eunuch." Chen Jisheng's words were contradictory, but they were full of affection.

Xiao Chen was speechless.

"The big river is rolling, and the dead are like this. You and I are in it, drifting with the current, involuntary...I am old, you are still young, and you are in an unpredictable place. You must take care of yourself." Chen Jisheng rarely feels so emotional.

"When I find an opportunity, I will leave the palace, just like you, to be a free and unrestrained person." Xiao Chen said.

"Well, that's fine. Being with you is like being with a tiger. You are in the tiger's den, but you are so ostentatious. You will inevitably get yourself into trouble. It's better to get out sooner." Chen Jisheng said.

"Sigh... It's a pity that the world is so big that there may be no place for me." Xiao Chen sighed.

"You have to plan this matter earlier, or go overseas, or go to a border town, and leave the palace first. The situation in the palace is too complicated. The prince of the East Palace and the emperor's father and son have deep suspicions, and fierce conflicts will break out soon. If you get involved Among them, I'm afraid it won't be easy to escape." What Chen Jisheng said today was from his heart.

"Old man, how about saying that I made a small mistake on purpose to make the emperor angry, and be demoted outside the palace just like you?" Xiao Chen actually had this idea a long time ago.

It also seems feasible.

"Hehe, can you be the same as me? You are a person in the palace. No matter what mistake you make, it is a capital crime. How can you leave the palace alive? Besides, you will save me when I go to prison, and who will save you when you are in trouble?" ?” Chen Jisheng sneered and shook his head.

"Old man, do you think the prince can accomplish something?" Xiao Chen changed the subject.

"If you don't ask me, I will tell you that the prince is mean and ungrateful, he is always scheming, and he is determined to fail! If you are unfortunately involved in their father-son struggle, you must firmly stand on the emperor's side!" Chen Jisheng said.

"Oh, I see, old man, you said that Tianxuan would make such a big fuss, can they make things happen?" Xiao Chen asked again.

"It can't be done. Xiao Xinghan has great talents, but he has no general plan. He is eager for success and suffers from it. Do you think he can win the hearts of the people if he even has people like Gong Heihu under his command? It's not you, why do you worry about this?" ?” Chen Jisheng was surprised.

"I'll ask casually." Xiao Chen said hurriedly.

"Why are you a little eunuch asking nonsense about this kind of thing? It's still a matter of thinking about how to save your life! Regardless of how happy you are now, someone will draw a list for you sooner or later!" Chen Jisheng alarmistly.

"Isn't this just chatting with your old man... Hey, what would you do if you rebelled?" Xiao Chen smiled playfully.

"You... you kid, do you still want to rebel?" Chen Jisheng couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this.

"Let's talk about it, let's treat it as small talk." Xiao Chen said in his heart that it is not certain.

"First of all, you have to have a solid foothold, a fairly strong army, enough food and grass to support you, and a lot of money... The most important thing is that you have a name." Chen Jisheng said.

"Where do you think is most suitable for now?" Xiao Chen was really interested in this.

"Certainly not in the interior, the east coast is now run amok by little devils, and the forces of the Tianxuan Society, it is not acceptable, the western border is guarded by the old master Murong Heng, and it is not acceptable, and the southern border is guarded by the loyal king Li Wanyun, not to mention, only the north Xinjiang is barely enough." Chen Jisheng said.

"Is Li Wanyun very powerful?" Xiao Chen had heard Li Wanyun's name for a long time.

"Well, he is capable of both civil and military affairs. He is extremely intelligent. He can use his horse to use troops, and he can dismount his horse to calm the people. He is the emperor's younger brother and his right-hand man. Because of him guarding the southern border, those small southern countries dare not make any changes." Chen Jisheng He spoke highly of this prince.

"It's a pity..." Chen Jisheng hesitated to speak.

"What a pity?" Xiao Chen asked.

"It's a pity that he wasn't the emperor, otherwise the world would have been stable." Chen Jisheng dared to say anything in front of Xiao Chen.

"Then why isn't he the emperor?" Xiao Chen began to gossip.

"Actually, many people back then supported Li Wanyun to be emperor, but he was resolutely unwilling. Alas...he has the benevolence of an emperor, but he doesn't have the skills of an emperor." Chen Jisheng sighed.

That is to say, not harsh enough.

"What did you mean when you said that northern Xinjiang could barely gain a foothold? Isn't it more complicated there? Mojie, Wuhuan, and Xiongnu are all powerful tribal forces, and they are constantly at odds with Dazhou. If they rebel there, it will be the enemy. , being beaten on both sides?" Xiao Chen returned to the topic just now.

"It is because of the complicated situation that it is possible to survive in the cracks. Both Da Zhou and those tribes hope to have a buffer zone, which is beneficial to both parties... Okay, why are you asking these questions? With you Is there a fart relationship?" Chen Jisheng didn't want to continue talking about it.

"Hey, don't ask, don't ask...then I'll ask you one last thing, don't be angry." Xiao Chen said with a smile.

"Surely it's not a good word! Let go of your fart, you're less angry with me?" Chen Jisheng also laughed.

"In case, I mean in case, in case I really rebel, are you on Da Zhou's side, or on my side?" Sure enough, what Xiao Chen asked was not a good one!

"You rebellious boy, can you say such nonsense?" Chen Jisheng made a gesture to take off his shoes to hit him.

"You see, you are still in a hurry. I was joking with you... well, it's getting late, you should go too, remember to say hello to my family for me." Xiao Chen hurriedly hugged him, and pulled him out of the pavilion , Pushed into the carriage.

"You take care of yourself, you, but don't daydream and fool around to hear you!" Chen Jisheng blew his beard and stared.

"I know, I know, you old man should take good care of yourself. By the way, I got you a few isolated copies of the Four Seas Classics and put them in your package. Take a look after you go back." Xiao Chen walked away as he said. , indicating that the groom can go.

"You're doing well, kid." Chen Jisheng poked his head out to remind the carriage as the carriage went a long way.

Xiao Chen smiled and waved at him, until the chariots and horses disappeared from sight, and he still stood still.

"Brother, why are you crying?" Xiao Ye on the other side saw Xiao Chen bursting into tears, but he didn't know why he was sad?

"No, the sand has blinded our eyes, let's go back." Xiao Chen sighed, turned and mounted his horse.

I have gone a long way, and I still look back frequently...