The Best Fake Eunuch

"Boss, is it Li Wanyun who wants to harm you?" Ye Baiqing raised his eyebrows.

"Then I'll kill him." Xiao Ye turned around and walked out.

Wen Shanchang hurriedly hugged him, "Don't mess around, listen to the boss!"

"Anyway, I'll just follow my brother, I won't go anywhere." Xiao Ye said.

Xiao Chen motioned for everyone to sit down, and told them all about the reason.

"I know that you are all loyal enough and are willing to live and die with me, but it would be meaningless to die like this, don't you think so?" Xiao Chen understood.

Everyone shook their heads together.

"Think about it, after you are alive, you can still burn some paper for me, and you can still talk about me every now and then, so that I am under the nine springs, and it is somewhat comforting, isn't it? If everyone is dead, who will remember me? Excuse me? "Xiao Chen was moved with affection.

Everyone was silent.

"Besides, I still have so much money, wouldn't it be a pity if the big guys don't spend it!" Xiao Chen lured it for profit.

"And don't forget to help me hold a big ceremony, invite a few more powerful monks to give me a Daochang for seventy-seven forty-nine days, so that I can be reborn in a good family in my next life, hehehe..." Xiao Chen smiled heartlessly as he spoke.

Because he felt that if he died, his soul might travel directly back to the bird. If he told his family and friends about his adventure, they would definitely stare out their eyes and drop their jaws in shock!

Isn't it just funny?

But the big guy didn't laugh.

"According to what the boss said, there is still room for redemption. You know my eloquence, boss. I think it should be fine to convince the Burmese king." Zhuge Xiaosheng said.

"If it doesn't work, kill him." Xiao Ye's way of solving problems is so simple and rude.

"What Xiao Ye said makes sense." Wei Yuntian nodded repeatedly.

"Why do I think it's feasible?" Ye Baiqing asked.

"If you die from poison, I will do it." Since Wen Shanchang is a very good doctor, he is also a master of poison.

Didn't you hear what I said, everyone?

Xiao Chen is a little angry, your boss and I have been grinding our lips with you for a long time, understanding it with reason, moving it with emotion, I almost moved myself to tears...

Why haven't you figured out the situation yet!

If you are not obedient, then I will not be brothers with you in the next life!

"Boss, as a brother, you have this life, but no future life." Ye Baiqing, a literati, said something with a strong sense of quackery.

"That's right, who can say what will happen in the next life?" Wei Yuntian said.

"If you want to live and live together, if you want to die and die together, I just thought about it for a long time, and it seems that if I don't follow the boss to die, I can't justify it." Wen Shanchang said.

"Besides, you may not necessarily die. Boss, your luck has always been good." Zhuge Xiaosheng said with a smile.

"Anyway, I'll go with you." Xiao Ye had no room for negotiation.

Everyone is so loyal, Xiao Chen didn't show any emotion!

What a bunch of idiots, isn't it?

"How about this, I'll make a jug of poisoned wine later, and we'll drink it in front of the boss, which can be regarded as doing him a good job." Wen Shanchang suggested.

Huh? This idea is really good, hurry up, hurry up, whoever doesn't drink later is the grandson!

See what this means, these idiots might really dare to drink!

Xiao Chen could only take a step back.

That's all right, Xiaosheng will follow me, he is very eloquent and strategic, and can help.

Xiao Ye, you brat, go too, if something happens to us, you brat might be able to fight your own way.

Shanchang, Bai Qing, Yuntian, you three stay here and help me with the unfinished business, so that we can collect the body for us in the future, and have a proper burial.

Are you satisfied with this?

"My literary talent is not as good as yours, boss, but my eloquence is not inferior to Xiaosheng, right?" Ye Baiqing was directly angry, "You are the boss who has always been partial, so you know that you dote on him the most!"

"Xiao Ye can kill a bloody road, but I can't? Isn't it the boss that you have always looked down on me like this?" Wei Yuntian was also very angry.

"I'll go with the poisoned wine." Wen Shanchang said.

...

"Go and go, let's all die together, I'm sorry that I died in a foreign country, and there is no one to collect the body in the end!" Xiao Chen's nose was crooked in anger.

That's right, so much nonsense, everyone laughed happily together.

It's okay to say that the big guys have deep feelings, but are they really not afraid of death?

In the words of Wen Shanchang, Wei Yuntian and Ye Baiqing later, I was actually afraid, but the atmosphere was so high at that time, I was so passionate, I couldn't help myself!

If the boss really didn't allow us to go with him, we might really have drunk poisoned wine.

Now that the atmosphere has been enhanced here, Xiao Chen decided to talk to the big guys again...

"Anyway, they might all die together. I have a secret, so I'll just tell you guys. In fact, Boss, I'm not a eunuch, but a real man!"

As soon as this remark came out, several people all fainted.

"Boss, you are going to scare us all to death today, right?" Ye Baiqing's face was pale and sweat was profuse.

The situation of the big guys is similar to him, even Zhuge Xiaosheng, who has always been prudent, has fine beads of sweat on his forehead.

"It's Jiang Zi's. Zhao Gongming was the eunuch who was in charge of handling me at that time. He left me the lifeblood. I must thank him here." Xiao Chen clasped his fists and raised his head high, expressing his deep love for Zhao Gongming. tribute.

"Boss, this is the best news I've ever heard in my life!" Wei Yuntian was so surprised and happy that he almost burst into tears!

Zhuge Xiaosheng said that I am also happy for you, boss, which is a good thing.

Wen Shanchang looked at Xiao Chen in a daze and said nothing, if you are not a real eunuch, then why are you always sleeping in Concubine Liu Guifei's room these days?

Think carefully!

"This is also the biggest secret I've ever known in my life." Ye Baiqing sighed loudly.

But it was too early for him to sigh...

"Oh, by the way, there is one more thing." Xiao Chen suddenly remembered, "My original name is Zhu Yuanqi, that's right, it's the Zhu Yuanqi you know, the prince of the previous dynasty."

"Xiao Xinghan from Tianxuan Society is Zhu Yuanfang, you should know, right? That's right, he is my second brother."

"Of course I also colluded with them. Remember Cuiyun Tower? That's when it all started..."

Plop!

This time Ye Baiqing really sat down on the ground.

Ouch!

But Wen Shanchang couldn't believe his ears, thought he was dreaming, pinched his thigh fiercely, and screamed in pain.

Fuck!

I have been with the boss Xiao Chen for a long time, and I have not learned anything else, Xiao Chen's colloquialism Wei Yuntian has learned a full ten.

It just so happens that Yuntian is uneducated, so he can go all over the world with a single sentence.

Xiao Ye didn't respond.

He didn't know about Zhu Yuanqi or the former prince. It turns out that you are him, brother... So what?

Ha ha!

Zhuge Xiaosheng, on the other hand, shot up with excitement.

No wonder you always feel strange, Boss. Many things that happened to you can’t be explained. Now I understand, so it is so!