The Best Small Farm
Chapter 1176 Dudu's Mayor's Speech
Ten coyotes were thrown into the hood of the pickup truck, the hood was opened, and the mighty convoy returned to Comicing Town. Residents who got the news watched, applauded, and cheered.
"Long live."
"Long live the mayor."
"God, I think I'm in love with beautiful and capable people." A seven or eight-year-old white man clutched his chest, looking obsessed.
"No."
The little boy, riding the black wolf, snorted, little white man, and quickly disappeared into the crowd. "Smelly Tim." The captain of the Hamilton Kindergarten football team, the forward Tim, was stared at by the baby, got into the crowd and ran away.
But it seems, reminded by Tim, a group of little people, cheering and shouting at the same time. ", I love you, would you like to be your girlfriend?"
A little fat man, that's right, James held up a flower, just picked wild flowers, pouting his mouth. "No." Dudu resolutely refused, which made Daddy Li Han, who was going to step forward to teach James, a fat man, a lesson, stop in his tracks.
"It's so interesting."
Guo Jing and the others held up their cameras or dv to film this scene. "These kids are so cute." "Not cute at all." Li Han snorted, making Guo Jing laugh out loud.
"Han, this is not right, everyone has the freedom to fall in love." Wei Li said with a smile on the side.
"Damn it, they're all a bunch of little guys. I don't think I'll allow them to fall in love until they're eighteen." Li Han said resolutely.
"God, Han, you turned out to be a stubborn guy."
Others said one after another. Jennifer, on the other hand, nodded in agreement. "There are a lot of things to learn. Before the age of eighteen, I don't think I have time to think about it."
Linna smiled and said to Jennifer. Sure enough, Jennifer nodded in agreement. "Besides, she is so outstanding, I really can't think of any reason to prevent her from participating in the ladies' ball."
"Ladies' Ball, no."
Jennifer shook her head slightly, in her opinion. It was a terrible dance, I didn't need to attend, and even felt that the grade was too low.
On the other side, James looked sad. "Can you tell me the reason?" As he spoke, he glanced at the small manuscript. Well, the James actor is very Qiong Yao's roar.
This scene made the surrounding residents shout loudly,
Applause, come on for James. "You can't beat it." "You're not doing well in your studies.": "There is also the mayor of the town, who has no time to do things for the residents of the town."
Well, Dudu's words won a round of applause, villain. Even started, her speech. "There are a lot of things to do." "That's right, my lord. Please accept my apology." James said hello, and gave a western knight salute.
"God, these little guys are so surprising." Jerry's face widened in surprise.
"Okay, I accept your apology." Dudu stood up.
Guo Jing and several girls. Leng Leng, watching Dudu and James complete a good show. at this time. The podium was set up and the host came on stage. "Welcome to our mayor. I want to pay my respects to the mayor. Just now, the mayor led everyone to find the thief who stole the lamb from Yuri's farm. Look, those nasty coyotes."
"Oh oh oh, what an amazing mayor."
"That's right, Ronald, hurry home and hide."
"Hahaha, that's right."
A group of residents were talking and laughing loudly. Ronald smiled and made fun of himself, indicating that everyone agrees with him very much, at least much better than the previous few days. "God, I think this must be the most accurate decision ever made."
Ronald was interviewed by the host, smiled and said, which won countless applause for him.
"Ronald is right. This is a wise decision. The mayor is invited to give an inaugural speech." The host handed the microphone to the villain Dudu, and Dudu took it over.
Little man, he was not nervous at all. He tidied up his clothes and went on stage. "Gentlemen and ladies, good afternoon, Pandora Walton Lee sends greetings to the residents of Komixing Town."
"It's amazing."
Guo Jing and the others were completely stunned. As soon as Dudu took the stage, he looked like a real mayor, and even some shadows of politicians. Just then, the topic of the inaugural speech, entertained everyone.
"Adults shouldn't spank children." As soon as Dudu finished speaking, almost everyone stared at Li Han.
"Han, you don't often spank Dudu's ass, do you?"
Guo Jing covered her mouth and said with a smile.
Li Han had no choice but to smile wryly, and touched Han with a mighty smile. "Man, the speech, haven't you read it?"
"Damn, how can I see, God, I swear I don't spank a lot."
Li Han didn't want to. After a while, a group of women from the child protection organization chased him, and Jennifer and Lingna had weird eyes. "Statement, Dad doesn't spank often, only when he is naughty."
After Dudu finished speaking, he touched his little butt and made the residents laugh. However, Li Han was completely helpless. Well, this will cause some trouble, but fortunately, it will not affect the statement.
Li Han smiled wryly, but Jennifer and Ling Na laughed out loud, Guo Jing and the others laughed even more, little guy, hehe smiled, and said with a little feeling. "At first, I was afraid, but I found that my father didn't feel any pain when I beat him. Dudu was not afraid, and pretended to be afraid, so my father didn't need to beat hard."
Li Han felt a few sharp eyes sweeping over like rays, and sighed helplessly. Now that he is going to be invited, it is really hard for these women to deal with it.
The villain, start to list your own examples. Of course, Dudu is a positive role, Li Han is a complete comedy role, and the villain is all kinds of wits and fathers. "We all know that Dad knows how to tease Dad."
"Daddy is the best."
Villain, let's start with a compliment. "But there are many fathers who really spank their buttocks to scare the children. If children are afraid, they will not study hard. They are afraid every day. If they don't eat well, their bodies will not grow well. Their heads will become stupid."
"It makes sense, doesn't it?"
Guo Jing and Tiantian said, Qiuqiu, Tiantian, and Nuannuan also agreed.
"Mayor, do you have any basis for this?"
A bearded cowboy, slightly drunk. asked loudly.
"Well, I have looked up the information." Dudu, reciting a section of information directly. "Spanking, if you want to spank like your father, you will become so smart."
The villain finished speaking. Share the experience of spanking with everyone. Of course, I appeal to you not to punish children excessively. Children will be very smart and obedient. Dudu's little speech received warm applause.
"Really good speech."
Although not long, it is very lively and interesting. There is also some educational significance, and the whole center applauded continuously. Of course as for a person. Very depressed, Li Han was approached by the person in charge of the child protection organization.
"Han, I think, I have to talk to you." Sally came to Li Han with a serious face.
"Okay, Sally. I think the coffee shop is fine."
Li Han smiled wryly, fortunately. Dudu came back quite a bit in the end, otherwise. Li Han was going to be bored to death.
"Jennifer, let me leave first."
Li Han was helpless, sighed, and followed Sally to the open-air cafe. "Wilson, two cups of coffee, one for free, thank you."
"Okay, Han."
As he spoke, two cups of coffee were brought up later. "That's my drink, Han, and it was a great speech."
"Thanks."
Li Han looked smug, there was nothing he could do, the daughter showed her face, and being a father was a joy, two cups of coffee might just be a drizzle to Li Han, but because of the toot, it felt so good.
"Sally, I want you to see, well done."
Li Han picked up the coffee, took a sip, and saw Sally frowning tightly. "I know, what are you trying to say, well, I'll admit to being spanked at some point."
"Han, although I do not agree or even oppose this matter, but after listening to the explanation, I can barely accept it. I want to talk to you about the education issue." Although Sally disagreed, she strongly opposed it. , but explained that spanking has become a small game between father and daughter, which does not harm the body and mind.
"Oh, education, Sally, you can see how good it is, don't you?" Li Han, talking about education, is still quite self-satisfied.
"That's right, Sally, it's really great. I support her to be re-elected as mayor." Wilson, who was holding a coffee pot, couldn't help saying when he heard what Sally said.
A group of people were drinking coffee and said one after another. "That's right, Wilson is right, he's a smart boy." "Yes, I'd like to vote for him."
Everyone expressed their opinions and praised them one after another. Of course, Li Han was also praised a lot. This made Li Han very happy, and Xiao Xiao was a little proud.
"Han, don't you realize this problem? She has learned too much knowledge. She is only four years old. She has mastered the knowledge that she should not have learned like an adult. I can't help but suspect that you seem to have educated and abused her." Li, with an angry light in her eyes.
Glaring at Li Han, Li Han was speechless. That's right, Dudu's knowledge is beyond that of a four-year-old child. He looks like a little adult. "Sally, I think you have misunderstood. This knowledge is learned by yourself."
As soon as these words came out, let alone Sally, the residents of the small town nearby couldn't believe it. "Han, this is unbelievable." "That's right, it's only four years old."
Sally looked at Li Han. "Han, I think you should tell the truth. Maybe we can have a good talk and educate in the future."
"God, everything I say is the truth. Maybe, I should say, it's very smart. You can remember many things just by reading it once." Li Han said.
"No, it's too incredible to believe."
Sally shook her head slightly, and the others were a little silent, seeming to agree with Sally's words.
"Well, I think I have to tell you, Sally, she has a Mensa membership, or rather, is the youngest member of Mensa." Li Han said.
Damn, sometimes, I really hate these people, but, I have to say, Sally and the others really care about children and women. "No, how is it possible."
"Sally, if you have time, maybe you can go to Hank's farm. Now, I have something to leave."
Li Han said. "Thank you for the coffee, Wilson, it's delicious."
"You're welcome, Han."
Wilson asked casually. "Han, is what you said true?" "That's right, I joined Mensa last year." (To be continued)
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