The Best Small Farm

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Dexter began to be beaten to death by two unreliable parrots.

"Alec, yes, I understand, switch now."

Dexter wiped off his cold sweat, and the deputy head became furious. This old opponent of Dexter caught a sick foot and gave Dexter a hard hit. Dexter also scolded Beverly severely in his heart.

"Team leader." Assistant Dexter knocked on the door cautiously.

"What's the matter, I didn't see that I was on the phone."

Dexter was about to call the program. "It's me, yes, ready to switch at any time, this stupid Beverly, the director's order."

"Team leader."

"asshole."

Dexter yelled angrily at his assistant who didn't know how to wink and kept interrupting him.

"Team leader, look at the data that just came out."

The assistant secretly wiped away the sweat, his hands trembling, and he couldn't believe that all this was true.

"Data, what data."

Dexter. "Wait a minute, ready to switch anytime."

"No, team leader." The assistant couldn't help calling again

"Damn bastard."

Dexter, realizing that his cowardly assistant had eaten up, changed his heart and courage, and kept interrupting himself.

"This is?"

"Preliminary audience ratings five minutes before the morning broadcast."

the assistant whispered.

"Oh, yeah?" Dexter, all set, ready to fail.

"What?"

"A hundred and one percent increase?" Dexter almost fell to the ground.

The usual ratings in Montana are about the same, 3.5, of course Billings is the main one, but now it's 7.5, according to preliminary statistics. It has more than doubled, and this is still just the beginning.

Dexter is going crazy. "These data, no problem."

"Yes, I'll confirm it three times." The assistant said excitedly.

"That's great, Beverly, well done."

Dexter. Get up and move around. Excited, endless. "That's great, that's great."

"Leader, your phone number."

"Switch, no, stop for me immediately, and tell everyone to make all preparations to serve Komixing Town, that's right, I said it." Dexter.

"Okay, okay. You did a good job at this."

Dexter thought about it if he switched over just now, and he still regretted not saying anything, and his status as a news center would definitely plummet.

The assistant smiled, and Dexter waved his hand. "Go to the data center immediately, preferably to get the next five minutes of preliminary data."

"Okay, team leader."

Dexter, wait for the assistant to leave the office. Excited to writhe. "Simply wonderful.

"That's right, Director."

Dexter, with a hint of cunning in his eyes, just called the deputy director, Acry, and he was proud of it at this time. Dexter, finally caught himself on the sick foot. It's just that this guy doesn't know Dexter, who is calling the director Arthur to report the ratings.

"Dexter did a great job."

Arthur has been very tired these days. Columbia seems to have a grudge against him. Waves of media frenzy hit him. Fortunately, Billings Media Group in Montana still has a certain influence.

For a short time, there will be no problem, but the pressure is still great. did not expect. Dexter brought good news to himself today, not only the ratings increased, but also the influence.

The news hosted by the parrot was actually posted on the homepage of the official website of the Los Angeles Daily. This is not a lot of social media. When reporting this incident, many video sites sent out e-mails to buy broadcast rights.

Dexter, the pressure these days has instantly eased up a lot. For a while, this guy even planned to hire two parrots to work in the TV station.

There are many hosts, but it is really rare to host a bird.

Satisfied, Dexter couldn't help thinking of Alec just now, after thinking about it, he called Alec. "Dexter, switch over."

"No?"

Alec cried out. "Dexter, you're crazy."

"Alec, I don't have the right to decide this matter. God, who knows, Arthur heard about this matter. I thought, I'm really crazy." Dexter said. "Stupid assistant actually sent ratings data to Arthur."

"Viewing data?"

Alec felt something was wrong. "The ratings must be terrible."

"I think so, but unfortunately, I don't know, if it's those stupid guys who haven't woken up yet, seven five, it must be a mistake." Dexter said.

"Yes, there must be a mistake."

Alec, but I know that the ratings of the morning broadcast were less than 3.7%. At the highest point, it dropped by 3% in the past two days. This is the ratings of Guangguang Billings, which is the headquarters of Billings TV station. .

"I think so, but after repeated confirmation, those guys are still unwilling to admit it." Dexter said. "Alec, I'm so sorry, Arthur chose to believe these idiots and just called me to ask me to give Beverly my full support."

Alec hung up the phone, cursing loudly. "Damn bastard, damn Dexter."

"And damn Beverly."

"Damn Hank's Farm."

"Damn parrot."

Acry yelled, the assistant will come in now, Arthur held a meeting, Alec's anger was all poured on the assistant, the assistant who was making trouble, couldn't figure it out, he was in a good mood just now, how did it change in a blink of an eye.

Dexter, hung up the phone, laughed, thinking of Alec's face, it must be wonderful.

At this time, Beverly was completely crushed by Big Mouth and Little Mouth.

"Hey, come and see, that fat-ass black bear."

"That's right, there's another guy with a pink ass, these gay couples."

Dudu villain, little doubt, what is gay.

Big mouth and small mouth, wanton ridicule, nonsense, a good morning news, has become a reality show chat show.

Beverly didn't make up his mind a few times and switched it off. Seeing Dexter's big phone call, Beverly was desperate. "Everyone get ready. Switch."

"Switch?"

In the Igloo restaurant, a group of Billings TV staff looked at Beverly. "Beverly, can you wait a little longer?"

"Get ready."

Beverly didn't want to wait, but Dexter had already called, thinking that the TV station had already made a decision, even if he didn't cooperate. TV stations can be switched at any time.

Everyone looked disappointed, Li Han. Got the news. "Beverly, is there really no possibility of recovery?"

"let me try."

Beverly got on the phone with Dexter, and Dexter just got the ratings for the second five minutes, and it's eight, God, breaking the record since the morning news started.

Dexter, the excitement couldn't be higher, God, really broke. The record that was once thought to be impossible to break was actually broken by himself. "Beverly, you must not think too much, God, what a surprise you have brought me."

"Team leader, what's wrong with you?" Beverly was a little puzzled.

"Eight ratings. Beverly, you set a new morning broadcast record." Dexter said. "Beverly, well done."

"real."

"Very good."

Beverly, tears are falling. "Very good."

"Yeah, it's just fantastic."

"Beverly. You guys did a great job."

Dexter said.

"God, we set records."

Beverly hung up the phone, not yet excited, muttering to himself. "Eight points, eight points, I dare not imagine."

"Beverly, everything is ready."

"Can't we wait any longer?"

"Ah. What are you talking about?"

Beverly froze for a moment.

"It's about switching shows, Beverly, are you okay?"

The assistant next to him asked in a low voice, afraid of irritating Beverly.

"No, no, no need to switch."

"Who told you to switch."

Beverly exclaimed.

Everyone was stunned, what happened.

Seeing everyone stunned, Beverly announced loudly. "I want to tell everyone a good news. We set a record. I just got a call from Dexter. We set a new morning broadcast record, eight points."

"Really?"

"Very good."

"God bless."

"Unbelievable."

"It's a miracle."

"It's really great."

"Woo hoo."

Someone actually cried.

"Get ready, Article 5."

"Yes, prepare."

"We made it."

Big Mouth and Little Mouth are still talking nonsense, teasing squirrels, men and women who fart regardless of bastards.

Li Han laughed at the squirrel eating nuts even more, and Li Han was a little speechless.

But the children in front of the TV were all laughing. Many parents felt helpless. Such a program should not be broadcast. Of course, the more complaints, the more the ratings increased.

This paragraph even started to touch nine o'clock, and the people in the data center were dumbfounded. They looked at each other and asked. "This is real?"

"I think so."

"It's a miracle."

"That's right."

Everyone was shocked by the two parrots, and the Internet was even more lively.

"Hank's Farm, are the animals there the incarnations of elves?"

"It's too violent, but I like it."

"That's right, such news is simply fantastic."

"That's right, fuck the dead face, I like big mouths and small mouths."

Big Mouth and Little Mouth's positive reviews were as high as 96%. The data on the website immediately detonated.

Social media, Facebook, Twitter, and even many TV stations broadcast this episode, making it the hottest entertainment event before Christmas Eve.

Lois, got up early in the morning, thinking about what to do today, Han must not have thought of the media storm yesterday. He has taken advantage of it. Perhaps after the media storm, Han will know how much advantage Lois Western Restaurant has taken.

Lois felt a little regretful, Han always smiled and didn't seem to care, which was regrettable, maybe Lois wanted to accept Han's challenge more.

"These two parrots are really interesting."

"Yes, I have to admit that this video has become popular."

"Don't you see it's on CBS?"

Garrett knows how stubborn CBS is.

"It's those two damned bastard parrots."

Lois, glanced at it, thought.

"Lois, look, these two little guys are famous." Garrett said.

Lois paused for a moment before listening to Garrett and the others. "Now the hottest video, the hottest topic, haha, Han, sure enough you still shot."

"Ah Choo."

Li Han rubbed his nose, what happened these few days, could it be that he is really allergic.

(To be continued.)

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