The Best Small Farm
Chapter 1618 Xiao Heihei, use a fart to end the game
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"The race has started?" Following the command, the gate opened, and four ponies galloped out. The big screen actually printed a few big characters, but it shocked a group of people's jaws.
"I'll go, there are no rules." The young Chinese in Great Falls stood up abruptly. "It's such a big game."
"A game without rules?"
"No way, is Hank going crazy?" Anne Layton stared at the field with wide-eyed eyes.
"Haha, Anne, it seems that Thunder and Lightning will belong to the Atelier Racecourse." Kurt Ateli said with excitement.
"A game without rules?" Many women don't quite understand.
"There are no rules in the arena, except that the horsewhip cannot be used, and all means can be used."
"What, why is there still such a game."
"It's a bit unexpected. I really don't know if that guy at the Hank Racecourse is crazy." Quite a few glanced at Li Han who was standing beside the horse race.
"Han, it seems that many people are talking about you." Natalie said with a smile.
"Really, why are you talking about me, are you crazy?" Li Han smiled.
"That's right, but I don't think you're crazy, but that old man, who is really crazy, even playing without rules, God, that's pandora." Natalie just heard Alcu request to play without rules , eyes widened.
Norman Charlton thought that Natalie would say something sarcastic, but who would have thought that Natalie clapped her hands and screamed excitedly. The real surprise is that Li Han actually agreed.
Norman always felt that this was weird, but thinking about it, this young man seemed rather stupid, so Norman didn't say much. Alcu, a little excited, talked with Frank and Kuhl about what to do during the game.
As the game started, Norman felt more and more strange. Everyone in the Hanke Racecourse was not at all nervous. The girl who spoke loudly let out bursts of hearty laughter from time to time.
"What's going on?" Alku frowned slightly.
The changes in the field caused a burst of exclamation from the audience.
"What happened?"
"Look, that little bear immediately started to take off his pants."
"Take off your pants." Bill exclaimed. "No way."
When Xiao Hei Hei took off his pants, the toot guy immediately accelerated, which was completely unexpected and ahead of schedule. Frank and Kool were all stunned. For a moment, they didn't know whether to speed up or not.
1,200 meters is not too short for a pony, and accelerating ahead of time just after 200 meters consumes too much for the horse.
"Hey, pandora is speeding up. Look, Xiao Hei Hei is taking off his pants. It's coming, it's coming." Natalie waved her hand, screaming excitedly.
Not far from Norman and Alcu, they didn't understand what was going on.
Others on the stage, 99% don't know, this little black bear is really playing a circus in front of the horse racing.
"It's over, it's over." Anne Layton yelled in her heart, she was fooled this time.
I saw Kurt Atley's face full of pride. One of the two contestants in the Hanke Racecourse accelerated ahead of time, and the other took off his pants on the horse. It was simply old and funny.
Little Heihei took off his pants, pouted his buttocks, and turned to Frank and Cole, twisting and twisting. The two chubby little pricks pulled the reins, they were too bastards, and planned to teach this funny little black bear a lesson.
I saw little Heihei, the bear's mouth was tightly closed, and the two bear's paws slapped the pony, and there was a muffled thunderous sound.
"What's wrong?"
"Fuck, fart."
"Really." Bill, eyes wide open, screamed.
"Fart?" Phillips and Miley looked at Bill suspiciously.
"Hatton, you remember Hatton, God, Hatton said, this little black bear, when he was flanked in the pony carriage race, got out of the encirclement with a stinky fart and won the championship." Bill looked at Josh .
"In this matter, I thought Hatton was making an excuse for losing." Josh said.
"It now appears that this is true."
"You, damn it."
Alcu was stunned.
"Haha, there are no rules. Don't you fart, maybe you'll be shitting soon." Natalie laughed.
"Natalie, be a lady." Alta pulled helplessly, Natalie who dared to say anything.
"Look, two little fat boys."
Frank and Cole, who were blown up by a fart, were dizzy. "It stinks, it stinks."
The two little fat guys were so sick that they were about to vomit. If they hadn't vomited horse manure just now, they would definitely vomit again. Even so, they vomited a few mouthfuls of sour water.
The audience on the stage were stunned, stunned, Kurt Aitley yelled. "It's cheating."
"Kurt, this is a game without rules." Annie's expression was much more relaxed. Although Pandora accelerated ahead of time and consumed a lot of pony's stamina, the two fat guys had problems, and the distance between them was enough to make up for the energy they had just consumed. .
Little Heihei, after farting, dangling his buttocks, put on his pants, pulled the pony, patted it, and galloped all the way, waiting for the two chubby guys to react and adjust.
Xiao Heihei was nearly ten horses taller, almost side by side with Dudu. Dudu raised his small hand and high-fived Xiao Heihei, laughing excitedly. "Xiao Hei Hei, good job."
"Damn little black bear." Alku said through gritted teeth.
In the next 300 meters, the two chubby pony exhausted the physical strength of the two ponies, and finally got close to Dudu and Xiao Heihei, only to see Xiao Heihei pat the pony, bear paw and pull his pants.
Frank and Kool immediately covered their noses, and their speed dropped significantly.
However, when everyone was waiting to hear the fart sound, the little black bear had already pulled up his pants and ran away in a hurry.
"What a clever little guy." Master Rum said with a smile.
"It was an interesting game." Doron Jones, dumbfounded, said.
Frank and Kool, angry, were tricked by the little black bear. "No." Alku shouted loudly, but it was a pity that the four ponies were some distance away from the racecourse at this time, so they could only watch them from the big screen.
Frank and Kool started to accelerate after learning from pandora. "The two chubby guys are in a hurry."
"Hurry up."
"Han, will you be okay soon?"
You know, the two chubby guys are eight or nine years old. It would be dangerous to kick, pull, or hit the pandora after a while.
"Don't worry, Jennifer, we hope Pandora will take care of this."
"It's more than a solution, God, these two little fat guys, it's better not to die." Natalie curled her lips, Dudu's horsemanship, Natalie has done it a few times.
"Hey, the competition has already started." Ling Na held the baby's little hand, came back, and was surprised to see that most of the competition was going on.
"Sister Dudu, come on, Xiao Hei Hei."
The baby waved his little hand and shouted.
"The four ponies are all entering the third corner. Look, Frank is approaching Pandora head-on, damn it." The commentator exclaimed.
Frank pulled the pandora with his hands. This scene shocked many people, and Annie stood up suddenly. "asshole."
"Han." Lingna shouted in horror.
"It's okay." Natalie, a little unsure.
Dudu seemed to have eyes behind his back. He turned sideways to avoid Frank's hand, raised his calf and kicked sideways, and suddenly lifted it in Frank's hand. The little fat man let out a cry and retracted his hand.
The little pony was left behind, and after a while, it was two horses behind. On the other side, the little Heihei, who was even a bull, hopped and landed on Kuhl's horse. The bear's paw faced the horse's face, and slapped it twice indiscriminately. Kuer couldn't react, and went back in a hurry.
"Damn it, is this a monkey?" The young man in Great Falls shouted, dumbfounded.
"So flexible and smart, little black bear."
"Cunning little black bear." Kurt Aitley smiled wryly. "Damn it, how could I forget about this little black bear."
It was only now that Kurt remembered Hatton, who said that during the pony carriage race, he was slapped by the little black bear, and a champion came out of his fart.
"Kuer, hit her quickly." Alku, seeing his grandson being kicked and his little grandson being teased by a little black bear, shouted loudly, his anger overflowing the charts.
"Hey, old man, keep your voice down." Natalie muttered.
"Damn woman, shut up." Alku roared angrily.
"God, do you want to know how good Natalie is?" Natalie was angry.
"Natalie." Alta grabbed Natalie, who knows if this girl will fight Alcu.
"Calm down, Alcu." Norman comforted in a low voice.
"Damn it, how could this happen." Alku growled in a low voice.
The game was coming to an end. It was supposed to be a little guy's game, and everyone watched it in front of the crowd. Who wanted to compete, but all kinds of bizarre and miraculous events happened one after another.
"It's less than 200 meters away." Natalie clenched her fists. "Pandora quickly avoid the entanglement of the fat pier."
Frank, the chubby little prick, was not simple at all. He was kicked and kicked in the car. Yes, Frank found that this was very beneficial to him. Yes, he had longer legs than Pandora.
Dudu could only be tired of coping at this time, entangled all the way, seeing that the end was coming, Frank kicked someone once, although he didn't kick, but he kicked the pony, causing the pony to eat.
Frank showed a smiling face, and it was almost the end. This time, pandora completely lost the possibility of competing for the championship.
It's just that he was not happy in front of Frank, the villain Dudu kicked suddenly, Frank was prepared for it, and easily dodged, but Dudu's kick was not kicking Frank.
There was a muffled "bang".
"Ahhh." Frank yelled, ahhh.
"what happened?"
"Who knows what happened?"
"Look, there's a pony, fell down."
"What, who fell?" Alcu asked excitedly. Just passing by the camera, Frank kicked the pony, but the camera was very clear.
"Why did you fall down?" Norman felt extremely regretful at this moment. Two of the six ponies had diarrhea and were about to collapse.
This time another horse appeared, fell down, damn it, don't break it.
Li Han had no choice but to smile wryly, tooting the little devil's head, he probably made a move.
Frank yelled and rolled to the side, less than 30 meters away from the finish line, the pony fell on the side, neighing, and didn't even get up for a while.
Kool started to prepare the little black bear to get off the horse, but Frank fell down, even though there was something wrong with the pandora. Dudu's pony was kicked, and his physical strength also had problems.
Frank is completely disqualified from the competition, and pandora has basically withdrawn from the championship competition. At this time, the champion is between Kool and Xiaohei.
"Huh, did it appear?"
"It's the little black bear."
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