The Best Small Farm
Chapter 1759 Monkey Fist Playing America [20 points change]
Li Han didn't know whether to laugh or cry, King Kong hunched over and played with leather fists. The thing that really made Li Han dumbfounded was something that Luisa did, something that Li Han couldn't even think of.
"Sister Luisa, it's wrong, it's wrong." Dudu was gesturing with his little fists and practicing with Luisa.
Well, this time, Sister Luisa is leading the charge, Dudu and Baobao, plus two non-staff members, Chen Xiao and Hamdan, will follow to make up the number.
Unexpectedly, there was a problem at the very beginning, Luisa actually imitated the monkey stealing peaches taught by Dudu to the little monkey head, no, now it's changed to monkey picking peaches.
Completely aboveboard, the improved version is only short of the tiger descending the mountain. Fortunately, boxing doesn't play with legs and feet, otherwise there might be a perfect leg. When Li Han saw all of them, more than 20 monkeys were stealing peaches, and they rushed towards him in an instant.
The scene was so beautiful, Li Han felt a slight pain, and the men in the audience shrank almost at the same time, just kidding, this thing is too scary.
The girls in the audience were all amused. They really learned this trick. They glanced at the male companion next to them with small eyes, and the male companion waved his hand in fright. "Don't, don't look at me like that."
"Hahaha."
Li Han was full of sympathy. Fortunately, Natalie and the girls were drinking in the wine cellar. Li Han would feel that a barrel of fruit wine, let alone half a barrel, was worth it, and he had to show it to Jennifer.
Li Han became slightly sad after thinking about it, looked up, and waved his hands on the stage, saying it was wrong, villain. Luisa snorted, this girl is very curious about the tricks used to defeat King Kong.
Dudu puffed out his little mouth, his father was going to spank Dudu's little butt in a while, villain, with a sad face, Dudu was going to lose. The villain regretted it, he shouldn't have taught the monkey head tricks.
The photo of everyone posting the big move just now was instantly posted on Twitter by tourists, and dozens of retweeted it within a few minutes.
Li Han didn't know it yet, but at last the Luisa boxing really started, and the little monkeys followed him to learn one by one, and made some troubles from time to time, bumping into one side and bumping into another.
"Don't fight."
Dudu villain, there are all firefighters on the stage. Here, hold the little monkey head and wave your fists. Here, block the little King Kong and Xiao Feijiao.
On the whole stage, all the monkey faces are so wonderful that it is impossible to see them at a glance. The tourists on the stage are all amused, especially the children, more and more, around the stage, waving their little hands to cheer.
"The little monkey hit it."
"Kick the little monkey away."
"The little monkey scratched it."
"Beat her."
A group of villains, fearing that the world will not be chaotic, will yell at the little monkey to hit another little monkey, and yell at the little monkey, pk toot.
"Sister Dudu, why didn't Sun Wukong come?" Baby asked in a low voice.
"Sun Wukong drank secretly and fainted." Dudu said with a puffed mouth.
"Drink?" The baby whimpered. "Baby sister, don't shout loudly, Dad will hear it."
"Well, uncle knows that sister Dudu and Monkey King must be spanked." The baby subconsciously touched the small buttocks, and hadn't been spanked recently.
"Well, Dad would say that Dudu didn't like Sun Wukong." Dudu pouted and said. "Sister Natalie is so naughty."
"What happened to Sister Natalie?"
"Sneakily poured fruit wine into Monkey King's baby bottle." Dudu pouted.
"Wow, so naughty." The baby said.
"Um."
Dudu puffed his mouth and said. "Dudu just poured a small bottle of potion into sister Natalie's fruit wine."
"Hee hee." Baby, hee hee. "Sister Natalie is going to be angry."
"Yeah." The little man nodded triumphantly, and Natalie yelled at the wine cellar. "Who did this, it's too bitter."
"Why Natalie?" Alta asked, doesn't the fruit wine taste good?
"Who added Coptis chinensis to my fruit wine?" Natalie shouted, full of depression.
"Hehe, I don't think there is another person except Pandora." Miley said with a smile.
Lingna and Jennifer smiled and nodded, don't say,
This is really Pandora's character. "Natalie, you didn't do anything to offend the little guy, did you?" Alta knew that Dudu was reasonable.
Natalie said with eyes dodging. "What can I do, I don't dare to bully the little guy."
Alta believed this, but Alta, who knew Natalie well, could tell at a glance that Natalie had a problem. Natalie was stared at by Alta, and turned her head guiltily. "Alta, what are you doing?"
"Speak." Alta said.
"Is something really wrong?" Miley understood clearly from the side.
Jennifer and Lingna looked at Natalie with smiles on their faces.
Natalie lowered her head and said in a low voice. "I said earlier that half a bottle of fruit wine was poured into the little monkey's grandson's baby bottle."
"What?" Alta didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"No wonder, I haven't seen Dudu holding the little monkey all morning." Miley said with a smile. "Pandora knows?"
"The little monkey is drunk, but Pandora shouldn't know me, right?" Natalie whispered.
"How could you not know." Alta rolled his eyes speechlessly. "Tell me, others will do this kind of thing, Pandora is so smart."
"This little brat, since he knows it, he didn't say anything, he hid it, he just went out and deliberately got me Coptis chinensis, what a little villain." Natalie said through gritted teeth.
"You did it on your own." Alta said something in Chinese.
"Hehe, I agree with Alta's statement. You are teasing the monkey grandson, and no one is managing the monkey group. Pandora has spent a lot of effort to manage the monkey group. The little guy must have wanted to show you something." Miley said with a smile.
Linna said. "Hehe, pandora must have prepared Coptis chinensis long ago, haha, fortunately, we didn't win the bid."
Natalie grumbled. "You guys, why are you all like this? You don't take pleasure in other people's misfortunes."
"Hey, let's not talk about it, just take a look, I just had a tweet from Bailey here, hahaha, it's so interesting." As she spoke, Lingna raised her phone.
"This is?" Natalie took a closer look.
"Hahaha, why are there so many monkeys stealing peaches?" Natalie was overjoyed, it was so interesting.
"Hahaha, Han, I don't know if you saw it." Natalie said with a smile. "Tell me what mood you were in when you saw her. Would you be a little sad?"
"Hehe, Han must have a bad face." Miley said with a smile.
"What exactly is going on?" Alta looked closer.
"Bailey wrote, huh, Luisa, how could it be Luisa with a group of monkeys? It's too unexpected. This is Pandora's style." Natalie muttered.
"Quickly check."
"Is it true? I think it must be Pandora's fault."
"Han used to be so smart that Pandora wouldn't mess around, at least not now." Lingna said.
Jennifer nodded, yes, the little guy is very smart.
"Hey, check youtube, is there any video on it?" Natalie muttered, and took out her phone.
"Hey, it really is. It seems that Hank's Farm is very popular now, and it will enter the tenth place on the new video hit list." Natalie clicked on the video.
"Hahaha, I didn't expect it, it's really Luisa, haha, the following is more interesting, the little monkeys are making a fuss, without Monkey King, these monkeys have all become kings, look at Dudu, they have become firefighters, run here, there Run, haha." Natalie became happier the more she watched.
Several other people watched the video and enjoyed themselves, Alta said with a smile. "Natalie, you know now, your coptis water is not bad at all."
"That's right, haha, it's really worth it to drink Coptis chinensis water and watch really boring videos. Those little monkeys are really noisy." Natalie said with a smile. "Or let's go and see."
"Forget it, it will probably be a while before the show ends." Alta said with a smile.
"That's right, but this video is really interesting, hey, look at the comments below." Natalie said with a big laugh, pointing to the first video of a monkey stealing a peach.
"Haha, this comment is so interesting."
'Look, this video, I have total ballsy sadness, God, don't let my girlfriend see, I don't want to be sad. '
"And this one."
‘God, how powerful these monkeys are, I can feel the sound of breaking eggs from the video. It’s a miracle that the men in the audience didn’t kneel down on the spot. '
'God, I'm never going to the park to feed the monkeys again, Mummy, worrying about my balls. "
‘If you want sadness, go to Hank’s farm, if you want Dandan’s sadness, please find Hank’s little monkey, and sadness will come to your house. "
Natalie laughed out loud at these wonderful comments, as did the others. These guys' comments and messages are enough.
"Hey, why is there a video?" Natalie muttered.
"Quickly open it and have a look, isn't it, is there anything interesting?" Miley said with a smile, and Chen Jie leaned over beside her.
"Hey, what is this?"
"Monkey fist?" Chen Jie paused. "This is Monkey Fist, really."
"Look, it's Pandora."
"Pandora can do monkey boxing." Chen Jie said happily. "The fight is really impressive."
Lamu Lake, ice stage, ten minutes ago, the incident of the little monkey punching the master master did not happen, but the stage where the punching was in a mess, the children in the audience laughed and laughed, but the adults felt that this show was just a formal one.
The villain Dudu himself was so angry with the little monkeys, the bad little monkeys didn't fight well, Dudu had no choice but to use the trick at the bottom of the box, monkey boxing, the little guy taught these little monkeys to fight several times, little Monkey King I have learned it all, and I have nothing to do, but it is a pity that the little Monkey King, drunk today, is lying on the peanut candy cartoon boat bed and sleeping soundly.
Dudu can only go out on his own, but fortunately, this group of little monkeys, seeing Monkey Fist and thinking of Monkey King, dare not mess around. Luisa looked at Dudu, she seemed to be scratching her head and lifting her feet while punching, instead of imitating a monkey looking from a distance.
Of course there is boxing, which is really useful, Luisa stared at Dudu and gestured. "Teach me," Louisa said.
"Sister Luisa, don't get in the way, Dudu is going to perform." Dudu pouted.
"Teach me this set of punches." Luisa stared at Dudu, standing straight beside Dudu.
"Okay, okay, sister Luisa, Pandora will teach you in a while, there is really nothing I can do about you, kid." Dudu shook his little head helplessly.
This was heard by Li Han, and he couldn't laugh or cry. He was busy with his time and pestered himself to say this. Unexpectedly, the little ghost remembered it and used it here.
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