The Best Small Farm
Chapter 1779 Laughing over your computer
"Bad guy, he's black and stinky fart." Dudu villain, doesn't like Claude at all, bad grandpa. Of course, Dudu doesn't like the cold old man either.
Hei Hei and Xiao Xiong Xiong went straight to Claude and August, and the smile on the corner of Claude's mouth was stopped by two turkeys flapping their wings and taking off vertically.
"This is...?" Before Claude could understand, he heard a burst of popping noises around him.
"What's the smell?" Claude exclaimed.
Li Han pulled Jennifer and Lingna away quickly, and Natalie and Arta followed suit. "Han, what happened?" Lingna asked, pulling out her hand, a blush flashing across her cheeks.
"Stay away." Li Han said with a smile. "Hei Hei eats bubble gum, he will fart a lot, and the stench is suffocating."
"What?" Lingna opened her mouth wide open, Natalie and Alta did the same, and even Jennifer looked at Li Han in surprise.
Li Han said with a wry smile. "This kind of sugar is made by Pandora and I using a kind of strange fruit, and it is used to ventilate cows, Da Hei Hei, and the wild boar king."
"Pandora, it's too nonsense." Li Han said with a wry smile. "Normal people eat such a fruit, but a few will fart thousands of times, and they will collapse, and those who are weak may even be dangerous."
"God, how can there be such a strange candy." Natalie looked at Li Han with a look of disgust.
Li Han didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and murmured in his heart, he forgot to tell Dudu just now, don't give a whole, a quarter, a fifth is fine.
"A thousand farts, hahaha, Han, Claude and August, don't want to be stunned by the smell of farts." Natalie, thinking about it, clapped her hands happily.
Claude, who was far away, didn't understand the situation at first, but now he finally understands.
"Han, look quickly, Claude looks so embarrassed, it's so funny."
"It's not just Claude, everyone around Claude has run away.
"Alta said. "Han, this is no problem, you see, tourists are also stink. "
Watching the crowd, he kept running out. "It stinks, what kind of candy is this?"
"I'm going, hurry up, I can't live."
August, who had been keeping a straight face, changed drastically at this time. "Hahaha, Grandpa Ice Cube, Pandora's ass candy is amazing." Dudu provocatively gestured at August with his little finger on his face.
"Bad guy, Heihei's ass smells good."
Claude was so angry that he opened his mouth to reply to the villain, but the stench was so strong that Claude had to flee in a panic. "Damn it, stop that raging bear for me."
"Asshole, kill it."
"Boss, this fiery bear is a star bear. Besides, this is Hank's Candy Factory."
"Damn it, let's go." Claude fled back to the Claude Candy Factory in a panic.
August, looking at the villain, little bear, puff puff sound, August, seems not to notice. "Teacher, let's go." Little Claude ran over.
"Damn it, don't come here." Little Claude kept waving his hands, driving away the bear.
In front of the stage, except for some little fellows, all the people ran away. "This raging bear, why did you come here?" Claude fled, and when Hehei came back, the little man pointed at Martin and the others.
Dudu's little ears are so powerful, he speaks ill of Dudu and his father, he is a villain, he is a villain.
"It stinks, let's go." Martin and the reporters fled in a panic.
The entire performance stage was in a mess, Carol was dumbfounded. "What's the situation?" Li Han, who watched from afar and looked at everything with a smile, shook his head helplessly. "Forget it, forget it, these guys don't have a lamb."
Carol ran away, stayed here, no.
"Han, what's going on?" John, Baggio, and Beverly all came to the exhibition area, looked at Li Han with a smile, and asked.
"Hehe, a strange kind of candy."
Li Han asked with a smile. "Do you want to try it? It's good for the stomach."
"Don't, how many farts did Hei Hei and Xiao Xiong Xiong, the farts are a blast." John said.
Think about it, puff puff puff all the way, that lighter can be ignited, and then look at the turkey flying in the sky, it is simply a magic medicine.
The three media outlets, the cameramen were carrying the cameras in a daze, and finally the turkey flew down, and finally they didn't have to look up.
"It's really pity for us cameramen."
"Hahaha." Li Han said with a smile. "This is good news, you should thank me."
Li Han looked at with a smile, puff puff, running circles, the deflated Hei Hei and Xiao Xiong Xiong, and the laughing tourists running around. "Hehe, it looks like everyone likes it."
Li Han smiled, stepped onto the stage, and smiled. "Everyone just saw a new type of candy developed by Hank Candy Factory. This is the ultimate version, named Ventilation Healthy Candy. It is formulated with a magical aerobic fruit as the main ingredient. Of course, it is still in the research and development stage. , you just saw that the bear, after eating the ventilation health candy, can fart thousands of times, of course, the regular version, tens of hundreds of farts."
"Hahaha, no, no." The tourists in the audience almost died of laughter. "This candy should be renamed Fart Candy."
"Yeah, invincible, this candy is amazing."
"Poor fiery bear, hahaha, and two turkeys thumping in the sky."
"You forgot that there are Claude and August. When you encounter such candy, no one can make a difference."
"It's so interesting."
"Hahaha, when the candy comes out, I'll buy a few and try it, the normal version."
"That's right, this thing is interesting, buy a few on April Fool's Day, and you'll be invincible."
"That's right."
Li Han smiled. "As long as everyone likes it."
"Mr. August, what do you think of this breathable healthy candy?" Li Han asked with a smile.
August looked at Li Han, who was smiling, and the toot, who was making a little grimace, sticking out his tongue, and poking his eyes, and snorted.
"When the regular version of the candy comes on the market, I'll send some to August and Mr. Claude. The elderly can breathe, which is good for their physical and mental health." Li Han said with a smile.
Shane Battier looked at the smiling boss, his body trembled, his boss was really mouthy. Natalie looked at Li Han from the audience, mocked Claude and August, and laughed.
Claude just taunted Hank's candy factory, which will be returned directly.
"You." Clade almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
But when I opened my mouth, I only felt that my mouth was full of stench, damn it. "Quick, go get the mouthwash, bastard, what are you doing standing there?"
"Yes, boss."
Li Han smiled and stepped off the stage. In this game, Hanke Farm won. "Han, August is not so easy to defeat." Back in the exhibition area, John whispered.
Li Han smiled wryly. "Now we can only take one step at a time. Soldiers come to block the water and cover them with soil."
"Hey, is it an idiom?" Natalie muttered.
Alta nodded. "Yes."
"Go back and teach me." Natalie said with a smile. "Han, Fart Candy, ah, Alta, you..."
Alta smiled wryly, just now he was laughing at Li Han opening and closing his mouth to fart, now he said it again. "Natalie, you are a girl, don't say that word so much."
"Oh, I see."
After talking about Natalie, touch Li Han. "Han, do you still have that candy?"
"What's the matter, you need to ventilate." Li Han looked at Natalie with a puzzled expression.
Natalie blushed and snorted. "You're just breathing."
Alta covered her head and shook her head helplessly.
Natalie snorted, stood up, went to look for Pandora, there must still be Pandora, and secretly gave it to Han, the next one. Thinking of this, Natalie gave a small smile and leaned in front of Dudu.
"Hei Hei and Xiong Xiong, what's wrong?"
Natalie, came over, and asked in a low voice when she saw Dudu and the baby feeding Heihei and Xiongxiong.
"It's tiring to fart." Dudu blinked and stared at Natalie. "Aunt Natalie."
Natalie was taken aback. That's right, the little kid has weird eyes, which is not a good sign. "What do you want to do?"
"Aunt Natalie, do you want to try it?" Natalie shook her head as she took out a breathable candy. "No, I won't try. I want to try to find your father."
This mechanical egg, won't be staring at me, Natalie murmured in her heart, she must be careful, don't get caught, thinking about the scene of continuous explosions, Natalie shivered.
The audience in front of the TV and the Internet burst out laughing at this moment.
"I'm going, I laughed so hard, no, no, I sprayed two bottles of Coke, I have to go out and buy another dozen."
"Hank's candy factory, pandora quickly compensate me for my loss, my keyboard, my computer."
"Fart candy, haha, I never imagined that there is such a magical candy in the world. The turkey was farted into the sky, the raging bear was farted, and he could catch up with Bolt."
"I can't do it anymore, I think I'm going to die laughing."
"Laugh dead plus one."
"Laughing dead plus two."
"..."
"Add 1000 to death laughing."
The message areas of Grizzly.com and Graywolf.com were maxed out.
John, who was drinking coffee in the exhibition area, spit out a mouthful of coffee when he received a call. "What, refresh the message record, editor-in-chief, are you sure?"
"That's right."
"I really don't want to believe it."
"There is also an activity to vote for Hank Nongchouji. So far, the number of votes has exceeded 30,000."
"It's comparable to a second-rate star."
"Han, I really didn't expect that the video of the sugar video just now broke the record of comments on the Grizzly website." John looked smug.
"Congratulations." Li Han said with a smile. "Would you like some more coffee?"
"Thank you." John nodded.
Li Han handed the coffee to John. "Hey, August is going to make a move."
August, on the other side of the stage, tourists gathered around, at the entrance of Candy Street, similarly, thousands of tourists rushed over. Many people came to see August, and then saw Hank Candy Air Candy, and many people were curious about Hank Candy Factory.
A part of the netizens came here for fart candy, and Martha called Mrs. Oldman for the third time. "A thousand more, God, I don't have that many here."
"What, no more?" Martha looked at at least hundreds of people in front of her. "Mrs. Oldman, there are at least five hundred people at the ticket office."
"Okay, I'll send 500 copies now, and then hurry to print some." Mrs. Oldman, completely numb, today is really an incredible day.
What happened to Candy Street, Martha also wanted to ask, when she heard tourists talking about farting bears, turkeys were farted into the sky, and Martha was in a mess, what is this, God, what happened to Candy Street.
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