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It was impossible to guard against it, and Li Tian was also drunk.

Just to kick him, that's all?

Don’t those disguises cost money?

…

Even though Li Tian was protected by his magical powers, he was still freezing to death. When he returned to his grandfather's house, all the relatives heard that Li Tian had slipped and fell into the cold river, and everyone couldn't help laughing.

Li Tian was about to cry but had no tears.

He was lying on the bed to rest. He was still a little cold. When he fell into the water, it was not too cold. It was just a bit cold to walk back against the cold wind.

…

She was treated well at lunch, and her sister Li Yuxin fed her herself.

But in the afternoon, when Li Tian fell asleep, the 1-year-old cousin suddenly came in. She had a strange expression, and then she actually locked the door.

Li Tian is now frightened. He has not visited relatives for a long time. He has no idea when such a 1-year-old cousin came to be.

This girl is quite pretty. She should be a beauty when she grows up. As soon as they met, she pulled Li Tian and asked him to teach her homework. Li Tian suspected that she was the female killer and even grabbed her face, because if she was pretending

If so, there must be a human skin mask.

All along, Li Tian thought that the female killer would disguise herself as a woman.

He didn't expect that even a middle-aged uncle could do it. He was kicked away on the bridge just now, and Li Tian's memory was still fresh. This kind of thing is impossible for ordinary people to experience. Only the mysterious family that even Zhao Ruxue was afraid of, Zhao Ruxue was the first

The first time I met Li Yuxin, I told her that she was from that family.

And after finding out for the second time, Li Yuxin's real name is Gu Yuling, which means that the mysterious family is the Gu family.

Li Tian's martial arts is not said to be invincible in the world, but there are only a few people in the world who can fight with him, but the mysterious female killer is one of them. The first time he fought with her in the deep mountains and old forests, Li Tian

I suspect she is from the Gu family.

…

And now, the 1-year-old cousin is holding a book and hitting Li Tian on the face.

"Get up quickly and teach me how to do my homework——"

Li Tian suddenly found that he couldn't move.

He suddenly remembered that he had no cousins ​​at all. The next generation of his grandfather's sons would also be sons. Because of the family planning policy at that time, there was no way to have another son after one.

But where did this 1-year-old cousin come from?

"You, who exactly are you?"

Li Tian suddenly became frightened, and he realized that he had been poisoned at some point. "You know how to hypnotize?"

It's so terrifying, even scarier than the female killer. Li Tian hasn't visited relatives for a long time, so even if he didn't notice that there was an extra 1-year-old cousin for a while, almost everyone in his grandfather's family didn't notice that there were too many of them.

a granddaughter.

And this 1-year-old [cousin] can actually sit and eat together openly.

"Young man, you are quite smart. I know how to use hypnosis, and you have noticed it. You are worthy of being the man who took advantage of [Rose]."

This 1-year-old [cousin], as she was talking, took out the ballpoint pen she had just used to do her homework, and wrote and drew on Li Tian's face, leisurely and contentedly, but Li Tian was breaking out in a cold sweat.

"Who exactly are you?"

This 1-year-old [cousin] is obviously young, but she calls out like a young man. "Young man, you are so smart and have such high internal power, haven't you guessed it yet?"

"I, I don't know..." Li Tian pretended to be stupid.

"Didn't Zhao Ruxue of the Zhao family already tell you that Li Yuxin is from the Gu family? We are just the guards sent by the Gu family to protect Miss Gu. You can also call me the Gu family." This [cousin] is very good at painting. She directly painted on Li

A big turtle is drawn on Tian's face.

Li Tian felt a little bitter in his heart. At first, Zhao Ruxue said that Li Yuxin's true identity was that she was the eldest lady of a mysterious family. At the beginning, she didn't understand what this mystery represented.

Now Li Tian knows——

Just a bodyguard, so perverted, the strength of this mysterious family is simply unimaginable.

"I heard that you touched [Rose] all over her body and she just kicked her into the river as revenge." The 1-year-old [cousin] teased with a smile.

As she spoke, she said in Li Tian's ear: "Let me tell you a secret. [Rose] has said it before, whoever kisses her mouth, she belongs to that person. Next time you deal with her, just kiss her directly."

That's it for her."

This 1-year-old [cousin] is obviously also a little devil.

And she and the female killer are two people.

Li Tian knew that a good man would never suffer the consequences, so he begged for mercy: "Please let me go. Although I have offended the [rose] in your mouth, I have not offended you..."

This 1-year-old [cousin]'s face suddenly changed.

"Young man, you are so noble and forgetful! I just asked you to teach me my homework and wanted to have a friendly exchange with you. As a result, you pushed me to the bed and rudely tore my face off... Look

, I still have red marks on my thin and tender face. Young man, I am very vindictive. If you pinch my face, I will not only cut off your hand, but also cut off your face.

Pull it off."

Damn it——

Li Tian was so frightened that he peed.

"Sister, please let me go! At first I thought you were the [Rose] in disguise."

The 1-year-old [cousin] immediately spat at her and said, "Don't call me eldest sister, call me legal loli. You are exactly what Rose said. You are a soft-headed, greedy man who is afraid of death. You are a coward."

However, the 1-year-old cousin had no intention of letting Li Tian go.

"You have been drugged by me. Don't worry, you won't feel any pain when I cut your face later. I also have anesthetic."

The ballpoint pen she was writing in her hand suddenly turned into a sharp scalpel.

"Ah! Don't—"

Li Tian wanted to shout loudly, but found that his throat was also drugged and he could not shout too loudly.

But at this moment, the locked door suddenly opened.

I saw [Li Yuxin] walking in.

But the real Li Yuxin, her bust was not that big. After closing the door, she suddenly took out a hidden weapon and knocked the scalpel out of the hand of the 1-year-old [cousin].

"Mudan, this is the man I like. Only I can torture him. You are not allowed to touch him." Yes, this fake [Li Yuxin] is the female killer who initially insulted and tortured Li Tian. Her voice has not changed.

Li Tian did not expect such a bloody scene. Two mysterious ancient family members actually tried to torture Li Tian.

"Rose, did you fall in love with this old man after being touched a few times?" The 1-year-old [cousin] said, her eyes became dangerous and she said, "Don't forget, I am a poison master.

I can paralyze you all over in an instant and make you unable to move. Are you sure you want to fight me?"

"Mudan, don't forget, I am a killer. My martial arts skills are superior to yours. I can slit your throat in an instant." As she said this, she raised her hand and placed it on top of the hidden weapon she had just sent out.

, it was even tied with a steel wire that was thinner than a hair. The moment it was stretched straight, a photo frame on the table was instantly cut into two pieces, and the steel wire fell in front of the 1-year-old [cousin]’s neck. She

Several hairs were cut off directly and fell down.

The strange thing is that after the hair fell, it spontaneously ignited.

Obviously this legal loli will not let any trace of her DNA fall here. (To be continued)