The best small farmer system

Human relationships are warm and cold, and the world is hot and cold, but that's just the way it is.

Li Tian saw that his hair was almost cut, so he didn't linger any longer. He stood up and took out one of the three 100-dollar bills in his pocket.

"I can still afford the 15 yuan for a haircut."

The small-eyed Li Youyou seemed to notice that Li Tian's expression was unhappy. While taking the money, he explained with a smile: "Old classmate, please don't get me wrong, I was just joking."

"hehe…"

Li Tian was too lazy to pay attention to such people.

He had been talking non-stop since just now, didn't he just want to mock Li Tian for being so depressed now?

However, just as Li Tian was about to leave, he was stopped by Li Youyou. "Hey, old classmate, don't leave in a hurry! I don't know your mobile phone number yet. After all, it's hard for an old classmate to meet and keep in touch.

You won’t leave any methods, right?”

Li Tian was helpless. Although he already understood the character of Li Youyou, which he disliked very much, he couldn't do anything about the world, so he simply said: "Then just leave a WeChat message."

"Let's use your mobile phone number! There will be a class reunion in a few days, and our former class beauty Yang Cailing is about to get married. It will be more convenient to contact you by phone then."

Li Tian was stunned. "Yang Cailing is getting married?"

Li Youyou took out his cell phone and asked for Li Tian's cell phone number, and said, "Isn't that right? Li Tian, ​​you are already 28 years old, and Yang Cailing is at least 26 to 27 years old. She is getting married very late at this age, okay?"

Li Tian couldn't help but smile bitterly again. Yang Cailing, the class beauty of the year, just like Li Youyou said just now, had liked him in junior high school, but now she is finally getting married.

After giving her mobile phone number, Li Tian went out.

He kept rejoicing that he had opened the [Excellent Little Farmer System], otherwise, when he was at his lowest point in life, encountering such a thing would be enough to make people despair.

Just after he left the store, Li Tian's cell phone rang. It was Li Youyou's call just now. Li Tian thought Li Youyou had something else to say, so he answered the call.

However, except for a child giggling, there was no movement on the other side of the phone.

Li Tian looked back in confusion, only to see the back door of the barber shop open, and a young woman came in. She was a little fatter, with burgundy hair. She looked like she had just woken up. Her hair was messy, her appearance was ordinary, and her lips were

Relatively thick.

As for Li Youyou's mobile phone, it was currently in the hands of a man with about 3 to 4 children next to the woman.

Li Tian smiled bitterly, because the child must have called accidentally. It must have been that Li Youyou saved the phone number and did not exit the page.

And just when Li Tian was about to hang up the wrong call, the fat woman on the other side of the phone spoke to Li Youyou.

"Who was it just now? You spoke so loudly that you woke up the child. Otherwise, I would have planned to sleep for a while."

Li Youyou also spoke, and his tone sounded very happy.

"An old classmate."

Li Tian was not in the habit of listening to other people's talk, but when they suddenly talked about himself, Li Tian just continued to listen.

"You can't even close your mouth when you smile. You must be a beautiful female classmate~" The fat woman said with jealousy.

"Where are they? Among my female classmates, except for Yang Cailing, who is pretty?" Li Youyou continued: "The most beautiful girl in junior high school, Zhao Ruxue, was several times prettier than Yang Cailing, but I knew her

People, people don’t know me!”

"Hmph!" The fat woman continued to ask, "Since you are a male classmate, are you so happy?"

"Of course I'm happy!" When Li Youyou said this, he looked around the store intentionally or unintentionally, as if to confirm whether Li Tian was really gone. Then, he continued to say excitedly: "You

But I don’t know! My old classmate Li Tian was a popular figure in our class. Because he was good at studying and was quite approachable, our head teacher, Teacher Zhou, particularly liked him."

The fat woman continued to listen.

"You don't know that at that time, your husband and I were relatively fat and stupid at studying, and were often used as negative teaching materials. At that time, I hated this Li Tian. But now, do you know? Hahaha..."

Maybe Li Youyou felt that Li Tian was not around, so he started laughing crazily and unscrupulously.

"You don't know! I was so suppressed that I turned red just now. Didn't you see how miserable Li Tian is now? When I first came in, I thought he was a beggar. After cutting his hair,

He looks a bit human... when I recognized him

At that time, I was simply shocked. At that time, when I was reminded that I was the very poor and fat Li Youyou, you didn’t know that the look in Li Tian’s eyes showed that he was inferior, lonely, shocked and envious.

It just makes me so happy.”

"..."

On Li Tian's side, he held the hand holding the phone tightly, with a hint of self-mockery in the corner of his mouth. If it hadn't been for this unintentional phone call, he wouldn't have known that Li Youyou saw his desolate look.

It's actually so satisfying.

The fat woman, who also had a worldly temperament and disliked poverty and loved wealth, found some melon seeds and started cracking them while saying in a strange tone: "Is that Li Tian as miserable as you said?"

"Hey, it's worse than I thought. I just asked, now I can't survive in a big city, so I will go back to my hometown and become a small farmer."

Li Youyou's words expressed his happiness.

"Hey, how miserable is this? Are there any farmers these days? Being a security guard outside is better than a farmer digging the ground to grow vegetables?" The fat woman also asked mockingly: "Is that so?

Can a man find a wife?"

"Hahaha~" Li Youyou laughed happily again. "No! I just asked, and he is one year younger than me. He is 28 years old and not married yet. And I have three children~

He is 4 years old. This man has lived in Hedong and Hexi for thirty years. I never thought that Li Tian, ​​who was so famous in junior high school, would also have such a day."

Li Tian's temperament improved a lot after hearing this. He already has a strong self-esteem.

If he didn't have the [Excellent Little Farmer System] as a trump card now, I'm afraid he really wouldn't be able to listen to this unintentional phone call.

On the other side of the phone, the fat woman continued: "Among your old classmates, apart from this Li Tian, ​​the class beauty Yang Cailing you have always missed, didn't she also get married a month later?"

Li Youyou immediately laughed and said: "My silly wife, can this be the same? Yang Cailing is a sugar daddy! Ordinary men can't catch her eye. I heard that the man getting married this time is nearly eight years older than her.

,But he is a well-known rich man in our local area."

"Hey, I just don't know. At Yang Cailing's wedding, Li Tian, ​​who is now a small farmer, will see that the class beauty who once pursued him has now found a successful middle-aged man who is beyond his reach.

It’s interesting to think about what kind of inferiority complexion you will show when you are a man.”

(End of chapter)