The best small farmer system

This time, I and He Yun were together for a long time, until Li Tian stayed with He Yun for about 4 days, because Li Tian was so annoying that it almost annoyed He Yun.

I had never felt this way when I was with Li Tian before. Every time I was separated, I felt reluctant to leave.

But this time, He Yun felt what was called the feeling of boredom.

You can understand the feeling of a man who is almost 0 years old and has an old face that looks like he is in his 40s. He is wrapped around you all day long, like a super large piece of chewing gum that cannot be pulled off once it sticks.

Feel.

It was okay at first, thinking that Li Tian loved her, but as time went by, who could bear it?

In just a few days, He Yun's waistline has almost grown again due to Li Tian's growth. He Yun is now afraid of Li Tian, ​​fearing that he will rush over to kiss, hug, and touch her again.

…

The sun was shining brightly that day, and a prompt suddenly appeared in Li Tian's system:

[New random mission: mission requirements, mismatch of virtue will lead to disaster. While enjoying life and beautiful women, you should do more good deeds. Take action personally and do at least 1 million in charity. 】

[Complete the task: Reward 100,000 yuan in cash, 1,000 lottery points, and 600 system experience points. 】

If morality is not matched, there will be disaster!

At this moment, Li Tian was still holding the comfortable He Yun, enjoying the beauty land.

Because of Lu Chengyou's incident a few days ago, Li Tian learned to cherish it. You must know that if He Yun was in the ancient times, he would also have the appearance of one of the four beauties. He may have had it for too long, and he forgot how much he liked her in the first place.

So at this moment, Li Tian wanted to kiss every inch of He Yun's skin.

But at this time, the system actually prompted something like this.

This sentence comes from "Book of Changes·Xici". In order to write good novels, Li Tian not only read "Recitation", but also often looked up various ancient books to enrich himself.

Original sentence: If virtue does not match the position, there will be disaster. If virtue is weak but the position is high, if wisdom is small but the plan is big, if strength is small but the responsibility is heavy, it is rare to be inferior.

The meaning is that if a person's virtue does not match his status, disaster will definitely occur. It refers to: poor virtue, but noble status; shallow intelligence, but huge strategy; weak strength, but heavy burden. These are all

It won't work, and the final result won't be very good either.

…

Although Li Tian cherishes He Yun very much, he has always been affectionate with her.

But from another perspective, he was indulging in the land of beauties and He Yun's beauty. If he did this for a long time, he would definitely gain and lose, and eventually something bad would happen.

So the system actually arranged a charity task for Li Tian.

Li Tian has done charity tasks before, but this kind of thing is just like starting a company and doing business. It requires persistence. Doing charity once in your life will not fill up your entire life's virtues.

Because of the system, Li Tian got what he can get now.

In itself, his attainment is disgraceful.

Therefore, if he does not want to be disastrous if he does not match his virtue, then he should contribute more to charity to make up for his success.

…

This mission was nothing short of an enlightenment. Li Tian looked at his current system total experience points: 11,051 points, and if it reaches 1,100, Li Tian's system can break through to level 1.

Therefore, in this mission, whether it is for his own virtue or for system upgrade, Li Tian must go all out.

…

After having breakfast with He Yun, Li Tian came over and was about to speak. He Yun looked like a mouse meeting a cat. He dodged and said pitifully: "Li Tian, ​​don't mess with me anymore. I'm about to be killed."

You're done."

"..."

What he said made Li Tian extremely embarrassed.

"I, I just want to hug you."

"I can't even hug her. I practice the "Breathing, Breathing and Inhalation Yizi Jue" every day and I can't recover. Now my whole body is sore and painful."

"Am I so scary?" Li Tian smiled bitterly and touched his nose.

"What do you think?" He Yun pointed at his increasingly plump bust. "Do you think my area is really getting bigger because of your development? It's actually swollen..."

Li Tian had nothing to say. "..."

"Before, I was jealous that you had other girls." He Yun continued: "Now, I beg you, the devil Li Tian, ​​please let me go. You have a lot of people, both rain and dew, to pamper you and other girls."

My concubine."

Li Tian still came over and touched her head.

"I'm sorry He Yun. In recent days, I have only been thinking about my own enjoyment and not your feelings."

"It's okay. What I just said was a joke...I don't really want to drive you away." Of course, you can leave for a few days to let He Yun clean up.

The main reason is that Li Tian is too boring. He lies on her body all day long, either hugging her, kissing her, or touching her, day after day, without stopping for a moment. This girl can bear it.

The key point is that He Yun's skin was originally white and tender, but now his whole body is even sore.

I was scared when I saw Li Tian coming.

…

Li Tian smiled. "He Yun, I do have to leave, and I still have to do my own work. But before I leave, I want to say something to you."

Li Tian did not mention Lu Chengyou's incident by name. After all, that guy had unrequited love for He Yun. He Yun didn't even know that there was such a fool in reality.

But Li Tian insinuated that in her future live broadcasts, she should try not to let the sponsors spend too much money. After all, fans only watch her live broadcasts because they like He Yun. However, everyone's money is not blown by the strong wind. If

He is a big boss who can earn hundreds of thousands a day. Even if he earns 10,000 yuan in gifts every day in He Yun's live broadcast room, it is nothing.

But if it is an ordinary office worker or student, if they spend 1 to 100 yuan a day, it is almost all their money.

There is a sarcastic post on the Internet that talks about this: out of a monthly salary of 000 yuan, 500 yuan is given to the anchor who likes it. I eat instant noodles every day. When I saw the anchor saying thank you, I suddenly felt that the instant noodles tasted better.

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He Yun didn't know about Li Tian's behind-the-scenes solution to Lu Chengyou, but since Li Tian had spoken out, something must have gone wrong.

He Yun thought for a while, then nodded and said: "Li Tian, ​​in fact, I have emphasized rational consumption many times in the live broadcast room, but you also know that some men who are obsessed with sex always think that if they give me more gifts, they will be able to

Get me, but how is that possible."

She turned around and took a piece of paper, and then wrote the words: [Consumption rationally, minors do not consume, and the elderly go to bed early], and then smiled and said: "How about this, this is what I just thought of, and I will use this in the future."

Post this paragraph directly to my live broadcast room, so that every fan of mine will see this paragraph at the same time when they see me, so I don’t have to remind them every time.”

Li Tian immediately applauded at this moment.

"Not bad, not bad, very good. He Yun, I know that doing this may reduce your live broadcast income, but I feel that you really love the live broadcast industry. In order to develop it for a longer period of time, you can take the initiative to let people like you

When your fans become sensible, this is the best anchor."

He Yun also laughed. "Haha, Li Tian, ​​I'm not as good as you say." (To be continued)