The biggest fanatic in football

Valencia beat Celta Vigo 6:1, undoubtedly becoming the craziest game in the 11th round of the league.

But this round of the league caused collective injuries to the "Two Heroes of the Western Super League".

Real Madrid, which previously ranked first in the standings, unexpectedly overturned and was defeated by Sevilla 2:3 in an away game. This is also seen as the impact of Benzema's "Videogate" incident.

Barcelona defeated Villarreal 3-0 at home, leaving Real Madrid alone in the lead, but they also suffered some implication:

Because they were defeated by Celta Vigo 1:4 in the fourth round of the league, and this was when all msn players were healthy.

According to the simplest principle of equal substitution, Valencia 6:1 Celta Vigo and Celta Vigo 4:1 Barcelona, ​​then Valencia should be 9:1 Barcelona!

Fortunately, even the hot-headed Nuno Santo did not dare to imagine this result.

He just looked at the schedule. After two rounds, he will face Barcelona. If he loses his character early, he is not willing to bear the consequences!

But his next move still revealed his inner joy. The Portuguese waved his hand:

"The whole team has a week off!"

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Of course it’s no problem to take a holiday, because next comes the national team’s competition week, which will also be the last precious holiday before the winter break.

Without any hesitation, Lee Polo boarded a flight to London early that morning.

After all...he hasn't seen Lisanna in more than fifty days.

In addition, three days ago, November 5th was Lisanna's 20th birthday. Although the birthday gifts were bought and given as per her wishes early in the morning, Li Polo still wanted to give his girlfriend a sense of ceremony.

So, he booked a couple's suite in a luxury hotel in London, and spent a thousand yuan to entrust the hotel with a "liquorous" decoration, including a rose forest, exclusive bouquets, cliché birthday balloons, and small

But with exquisite cakes, swaying candles and red wine, aromatherapy and ambient lighting... there is even a soft, comfortable and sturdy princess cradle bed hanging low in the sky, making the entire suite look romantic and warm.

Then Lee Polo personally went to the supermarket in London and purchased a large number of various daily necessities, and finally made complete preparations.

Then he sent a message to Lisanna:

"Baby, I have a day off today, so I came to see you!"

After waiting for about an hour, he still hasn't received any reply!

This was almost impossible during their relationship for more than a year!

Li Polo glanced at the time:

It was only 4:30 in the afternoon. It was neither possible that he was hungover from last night, nor that he was on his lunch break. If he was in class...which college student would insist on not looking at his mobile phone for an hour?

It wasn't until nearly 5 o'clock that he received a call from Lisanna.

A breathless voice came from the phone:

"Honey, I was just playing at the tennis court...do you need me to pick you up?"

"..."

Li Polo sat on the cradle, looking at the balloons and roses in the room. He was silent for a long time, and finally said:

"You have changed, Lisanna."

"You used to drive directly to pick me up instead of asking me if I needed it!"

[Negative emotions from Lisanna Taylor, 5!]

The other side of the phone took two more breaths before Lisanna's angry voice came:

"Come on, that's because you didn't know how to drive before! Oh shit... I'm really playing ball, you can ask Mira!

Also, please send me your flight number and time! I’ll be there in a minute!”

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Li Polo, who originally wanted to prepare a surprise for his girlfriend, almost gave himself a scare.

Since Lisanna wanted to exercise, Li Polo exercised with her for five nights, and even almost broke the hammock.

Five days later, Li Polo put on his trousers and returned to Spain.

The first thing he did when he returned to Valencia was to put himself on the scale.

The result surprised him:

Lost a total of two kilograms!

After training with Akinfenwa for a year last season, he only had six-pack abs, but after only five days of exercise, his abs became eight-pack!

Then another burst of emotionless electronic language sounded in his mind:

【Your basic attributes have been improved!

Shots:27→28

Ball control:50→51

Physique:78→79

Spirit:70→71

Overall rating:414→418]

"...Joder! Protruding!"

He uttered the simplest Spanish expletive, and then protested to the voice in his head:

"Next time, can you remind me of the results of my hard training at a suitable time?"

"This will make people mistakenly think that they can improve their skills through other methods!"

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After the holiday, the Valencia team also received two good news.

First, Argentine midfielder De Paul, who was injured last month, finally returned to the team.

Second, for unknown reasons, Negredo, who had been kept in cold storage for more than a month, also returned to the first team from the reserve team.

Regarding his return, there was a lot of discussion in the locker room. Some people said that it was because Rodrigo's injury led to a shortage of manpower in the forward line. Others speculated that Negredo must have surrendered to Nuno in private and admitted his mistake. Considering this

After all, the striker is the player Nuno decided to buy himself. There is no irreconcilable conflict between the two of them...

Combined with what happened this season, Li Polo vaguely recalled some memories from the past.

If he remembers correctly, Nuno Santo will be dismissed in the middle of this season, and the person who will replace him as coach... seems to be Neville Jr.'s eldest brother!

Gary Neville, the former Manchester United captain, is nicknamed "Nei Literary Man" by Chinese fans because of his sharp comments and superb literary talent!

Although he couldn't remember the specific details, he knew that the famous Red Devils revealed his true colors within less than half a year of coaching the Bats, and directly packed up and returned to England!

After this major setback, Neville vowed never to be a head coach again. From now on, he only wants to concentrate on being a commentator and continue to criticize top coaches such as Mourinho, Guardiola, Klopp and Conte.

I'm not as good as you as a coach, but that doesn't mean I can't criticize you on TV!

【……】

After thinking for a long time, Li Poluo felt a little shuddering.

[Successful players like Neville who have won a lot of honors at Manchester United are often overconfident. Even with the strong support from boss Lin behind the scenes and the help of his brother, it is difficult to succeed in a completely unfamiliar environment!

After all, not every successful player can make a successful transition immediately after retiring. Even the two great players Guardiola and Zidane have at least led the youth echelon for one or two seasons, or played for someone like Ancelotti.

The champion coach once served as an assistant coach!

Gary Neville, apart from talking on TV and talking on paper, he doesn’t even have any coaching experience at all!

And he probably doesn’t know Spanish at all! Communication with the players is another big problem!

Let him use Manchester United's experience to deal with Valencia's affairs, and he will only run into obstacles everywhere and suffer a bloody blow!

The simplest example... When he was playing, the Premier League referees would more or less give Manchester United and Ferguson some face, but if he came to Valencia, as long as one of the Spanish referees took care of him, the top management of the Spanish Football Association could collectively

Resigned!

If they don’t join forces to give him a blow, it will be considered as an overrun of humanitarianism!】

Li Polo shook his head:

[Forget it, rather than the meritorious captain of Manchester United who has no friendship with him, let Nuno Santo continue to do it! 】

[The Portuguese young coach has finally gained trust in himself, and is actively letting Li Polo take on more core tactical roles. If it were Neville, who knows how they would change their style?]

[Xiao Nu did a good job, what would you do in his place?]