The biggest fanatic in football
Chapter 63 Crushing the BBC! Exploding MSN!
In the 56th minute, Valencia once again broke through Deportivo's goal through a corner kick, and the scorer was still Li Polo.
Because Li Polo encountered the opponent's tight defense, Parejo originally wanted to pass to Gomez at the near post, but the 1.88-meter-tall Portuguese midfielder failed to deflect the angle and made a powerful pass.
Shen's header hit the opponent's goalkeeper's thigh directly and bounced high into the small penalty area.
Fortunately, Lee Polo had already activated [Eagle Eye], and when the defenders relaxed their vigilance, he rushed towards the target point with a single stride, and met the ball with a sweeping shot!
When the goalkeeper couldn't make a second move, his shot was almost in front of an empty goal. Even if the [Shoot] attribute was only 30 points, it was enough to complete the task!
3:0!
The game hadn't even finished an hour before Lee Polo scored a hat trick!
He completely got rid of Paco, who missed many rounds of the league due to injury, and became the unique top scorer of the Bat Legion!
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Lipolo, who scored three goals in a row, soon saw the action on the sidelines. Volo called out Negredo from the bench, obviously wanting to replace him.
[Nuno Santo is a loser! Didn’t you see that my feet feel hot today? 】
[I still want to have a big fourth birthday, do you want to do it in my place? 】
Sure enough, just 5 minutes later, the fourth official raised the electronic sign for substitution.
Player No. 4 goes out, player No. 7 goes up!
Lee Polo was so angry that he wanted to kick the head coach's bald head!
Li Polo, who walked off the field angrily, originally didn't want to shake hands with Nuno, but Nuno hugged him:
"Give me some face, Deportivo is my old club!"
"..."
Li Polo was stunned for a moment, and most of the anger in his heart dissipated instantly.
He glanced at the head coach, who had a ferocious face but looked humble at the moment, and couldn't help but shake his head:
"You told me earlier. I saw you replaced me as the forward, and I thought you wanted to win this game!"
【I am not an unreasonable person either!】
[Although this is professional football with fierce competition, after all, we still have to deal with worldliness!]
[If Valencia meets Wimbledon, will you be more merciful when you return to the King's Lawn Stadium? 】
[At least it’s absolutely impossible to happily engage in a massacre! 】
Nuno smiled bitterly and patted his shoulder:
"I didn't expect you to score so well today!"
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Negredo, who came on as a substitute, added the icing on the cake in the last minute of the game, helping the team defeat the coach's old club with a score of 4:0.
Li Polo, who completed a hat trick in 60 minutes, was undoubtedly elected as the best player in La Liga this round. After all, his competitors - Cristiano Ronaldo, Messi, Griezmann and other superstars, without exception, all had their hips stretched out.
When taking stock after the game, the media also discovered another surprising thing.
Lee Polo, who has scored in five consecutive rounds... quietly rushed into a position on the league's top scorer list that no one dared to imagine!
He and Benzema are tied for the top scorer list with 18 goals!
Behind them are Cristiano Ronaldo with 17 goals, Suarez and Neymar with 16 goals, Paco with 14 goals, Messi, Bale, Adulis (Bibao) with 13 goals...
Attentive media even analyzed the scoring efficiency of Benzema and Lee Polo:
Benzema was previously affected by the "video scandal" and was banned from the team for 4 games, so he scored 18 goals in 17 games, averaging 1.059 goals per game, and scoring one goal in 79 minutes on average.
At the beginning of the season, Lee Polo was "delegated" to the reserve team for three weeks because he could not gain the trust of the head coach. Therefore, he scored 18 goals in 16 games, including one as a substitute, averaging 1.125 goals per game.
On average, one goal is scored every 75 minutes...
Therefore, in the ranking of scorers, Lee Polo is rightly riding on Benzema's head.
So, it’s no surprise if fans see the following news headlines:
"Shocked! The Chinese youngster has become the top scorer in La Liga!"
"18 goals in 16 rounds! Crush the BBC and blast MSN!"
"Shame on Ramos and cry on Hummels! He is the number one true defender with a knife in football!"
"Nuno Santo is not bragging! Free agent tactics made Lee Polo a god for half a year!"
“The crazy people beat CEO Powell’s chest: I should have sold him for 100 million!”
"The trump card only cost 3.2 million? Valencia made a lot of money!"
"Nuno Santo brags about his beloved general: I am willing to marry my daughter to him! Even though she is only 8 years old!"
"Agent Barnett: The contract offered by Valencia is too low! Lee Polo deserves the maximum salary in La Liga!"
"Valencia Chairman Peter Lin: If I can win the league's Golden Boot, I will personally reward an additional 10 million!"
…
【Negative sentiment from Suarez, 100!】
【Messi, 0.5!】
【Neymar,10!】
【Griezmann, 50!】
【Ronaldo,200!】
Li Poluo, who was jogging in the community, suddenly received several reminders. He shook his head speechlessly:
"I didn't do anything. Why do you hate me so much?"
Especially Griezmann, when was the last game against Atletico Madrid? Why are you still so worried about it?
Can you be a generous man?
Don't worry about it like a girl!
What's more... you were the one who hit me back then!
Push yourself into the hospital bed and lie there for more than a month!
Can this be blamed on me?
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Four days later, Valencia and Las Palmas started the second leg of the Copa del Rey contest.
Probably to make up for the regret of replacing Lipolo early in the league, Nuno Santo directly made Lipolo the starting forward in this game.
Not only that, he also changed his offensive tactics into one sentence:
Pass to player No. 4 and let him shoot!
Whoever dares not to pass the ball will be punished by being benched for a month!
Nuno patted Li Polo on the shoulder:
"In this game...you can score whatever you want!"
Las Palmas fans were so angry that they cried and cried.
【Nuno Santo’s dog day!】
【You are a double-standard dog!】
Of course, Lee Polo was very satisfied with his approach of "repaying his kindness", and the little unhappiness he had before disappeared.
All Valencia players fully implemented the coach's philosophy. De Paul, Parejo, Gaya, Cancelo and other good passers rarely rely on their personal abilities to break through after entering the opponent's half.
, but frequently sent out crosses, giving all the right to fire to Lee Polo.
Before the first half was over, Valencia had sent 30 crosses, more than half of which successfully found Lee Polo, resulting in 11 effective shots.
11 shots in the half... Such a right to fire would make even Ronaldo jealous!
But Li Polo is not a devil. After all, Las Palmas is a small island far away from the Spanish mainland. It is the most peripheral territory in Europe. It is more than 3,000 kilometers away from Valencia. If he goes too far, he will be provoked.
If you make the fans of the home team angry and are tied up and thrown into the Atlantic Ocean, it will really make the world not respond and the earth will not respond!
Although scoring goals is important, the lives of myself and the team of more than 30 people are more important!
Adhering to this principle of being conscientious, Lee Polo did not dare to let go of his performance throughout the game. He only completed a hat trick and ended the battle hastily.
There were 16 shots in the game, 9 were on target, and 3 goals were scored.
If the data of 5 headers are deducted, Li Polo used 11 shots to score 1 goal. Such a shooting conversion efficiency... To be fair, it is a bit too low!
If you put it on any top superstar like Ronaldo or Messi, he will be sprayed to death!
But Lee Polo doesn't care!
He only knows that through these crazy shooting games, his shooting attributes are showing signs of improvement!
The difference between official game shooting and daily training shooting in improving attributes is too obvious!
In order to make himself progress faster, he took the initiative to invite Nuno Santo to dinner.
——I don’t know if this is considered “public relations” or “bribery”?
Nuno, the head coach, is not good at communication on weekdays. It is rare for someone to treat him to a meal, so he naturally rushes to the banquet.
Li Polo also opened a bottle of red wine that Lisanna had brought from her father's wine cellar. As a Portuguese, Nuno's eyes widened as soon as he smelled the aroma:
"This wine is good, but you can't drink too much."
At the end of the dinner, Lee Polo expressed his intentions:
"Can you continue to let me play as a forward in the next league game?"
“I feel like I’m about to get the hang of shooting!”
Nuno laughed loudly:
"As for your shooting skills, I was better than you when I was a professional player!"
Li Polo curled his lips in displeasure.
[You old boy, you were a substitute goalkeeper at the time, what kind of shooting skills did you boast of? 】
Probably Nuno felt a little embarrassed even eating and taking it. After thinking about it for a long time, he finally nodded:
"Paco hasn't fully recovered yet, and Negredo isn't familiar with this guy. If you want to play forward, it's not impossible..."
He glanced at the red wine he had only taken a sip of.
Li Polo handed him the wine bottle with understanding:
"I'm a professional player, how can I drink during the league! This bottle of wine... you better take it home and drink it yourself!"
Nuno suddenly beamed and didn't even notice that the drink from his mouth was flowing onto his beard!
At the same time, he was thinking quite proudly:
[Look, I have so much authority in the locker room!]
[The team’s top shooter, top ace, and top defender are all coming to give me gifts! 】
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Have a meal and continue on duty in the afternoon
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