The biggest fanatic in football

Yesterday, a reader commented that I criticized Ronaldo and criticized Messi. I was so damn unjust!

I obviously think both of them are bad!

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Tuesday, February 3, 2016.

Spanish local time: 8:50 pm.

"This is Camp Nou, and in 10 minutes, the first leg of this season's Copa del Rey semi-finals will begin fiercely on the green field beneath my feet."

In the exclusive live broadcast room for the media, Jorge Valdano, the commentator of BeIN Sports in Spain, started the pre-match warm-up session:

"If we take a look at the league standings, we can see why Camp Nou is full today.

Valencia finished fourth in the league last season, but they were not satisfied. Instead, they spent a huge sum of 130 million on signings during the summer transfer window. Their investment has paid off. As of the 22nd round of the league, they have

Occupying the first place in the standings with 57 points!

Following closely behind the Bat Legion is today’s home team, which is temporarily ranked second with a 4-point gap. Perhaps this has something to do with their reluctance to spend money to buy people in the summer window?”

Sitting opposite him was the special guest Rivaldo. As a famous Barcelona star, "Wa Dao" unceremoniously refuted Valdano's point of view:

"Real Madrid also spent more than 100 million in the summer, but where do they rank?"

Valdano seemed to have known that he would retort like this, and immediately came up with his own answer:

"Real Madrid only has 43 points and is currently ranked fourth."

His indifferent attitude made Rivaldo unable to vent his ridicule, so he could only shrug his shoulders:

"Hey, you are a famous player from Real Madrid. Is this okay?"

Although Valdano only played for Real Madrid for 4 seasons as a player, he later served as a youth training team coach, first team coach, and general manager since 2001. He is the specific executor of building the "Galaxy Battleship".

One of them, he can be called Lafayette's right-hand man. However, in 2011, he was forced to leave the team by the more powerful Mourinho, so he could only make money by giving lectures and selling books, while guest-starring as a TV commentator...

Valdano laughed:

"The person who is going to play today is not Real Madrid. I am just a spectator!"

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Camp Nou, called camp nou in Catalan, originally just meant "new stadium". It was the substitute name for Barcelona after they built a new stadium in the 1950s. The official name is "Barcelona Football Club Stadium", but lazy fans

They didn't buy it. They thought the official name was too long, so they passed down simple and clear nicknames from generation to generation. Finally, at the beginning of the 21st century, Barcelona officials had to announce:

"This stadium is called Camp Nou!"

——This is the most typical example of "private people forcing the official to death".

Although this stadium has experienced nearly 60 years of baptism, it still maintains its grand momentum and architectural style. The 48-meter-high stands and a total capacity of nearly 110,000 make it the largest football stadium in Europe.

And with the arrival of the Barcelona Dream Team and Cosmos, Camp Nou has further become one of the temples of the football world!

"Don't be nervous, brother!"

Standing in the players' tunnel, Li Polo could clearly hear the breathing of his teammates behind him becoming heavier.

Gaya, who is still 3 months away from turning 21, is the youngest player among the starting 11.

This was not his first visit to Camp Nou, but just seeing those opponents not far away made him want to swallow for no reason.

Captain Iniesta, goalkeeper Ter Stegen, four defenders Alba, Pique, Mathieu, Alex Vidal, and the frontcourt includes Busquets, Turan, Neymar, Suarez

, and Messi at the very back.

Lipolo's position is too far away from Messi, and Messi is still talking and laughing with his national teammate DePaul, so he can only have a "friendly exchange" with the central defender nearby.

"Pique, do you dare to challenge me for a header again today?"

"You'd better be careful, I'm going to do 20 pull-ups on the Camp Nou goal today!"

[Negative sentiment from Gerard Pique, 20!]

Before Pique could speak, Vidal, one meter away, roared in a low voice:

"If you dare to seek death, I won't mind breaking your legs!"

——This Vidal is not the Chilean midfielder who likes mohawks, but a defender from Barcelona's own youth training who just bought back from Sevilla.

Li Polo was not afraid of his threats and rolled his eyes:

"I am the top scorer in La Liga, who are you trying to get on top of? I don't talk to unknown people!"

【Alex Vidal, 20!】

Vidal, whose transfer fee was 18 million euros, is not a nobody, but he is really nothing compared to La Liga's top scorer.

Facing Lee Polo's ridicule, he was so angry that his face turned red. Busquets behind him quickly held him down:

"He is a villain, don't talk to him!"

Li Polo glanced at Professor Bu, his expression even more disdainful:

"The turf is very soft today, which should be suitable for your performance!"

[Negative sentiment from Busquets, 50!]

Busquets immediately released his hands holding Vidal:

"Go ahead and beat him to death!"

Vidal, who had regained his freedom, was stunned for a moment. He was hesitating whether to punch someone when he was stopped by the referee:

"Last inspection, ready to enter!"

Vidal was relieved and bared his teeth viciously:

"I'm waiting to see you crying after the game!"

Li Polo looked at him with some disappointment:

"Don't wait until after the competition. If you have the ability, come now...what are you doing?"

Mustafi patted him on the shoulder:

"Brother, we are professional players. Enough is enough!"

Li Polo glanced at his partner and spat angrily:

"German, you are so boring!"

[Negative sentiment from Mustafi, 0.2!]

Li Poluo took a look at his experience value:

[Well, thank you for your 0.2, I finally erased the tail after the decimal point and made it into an integer! 】

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"Today is the semi-finals. I hope you will pay attention to your professionalism."

The referee Raos solemnly warned the captains of both teams, then looked at the players and shook hands.

I don’t know why, but all the Barcelona players were walking a little fast, especially when they were approaching Li Polo, they all rushed past him at a trot!

The only exception is Suarez.

The Uruguayan striker stopped in front of Li Polo, grinning, revealing a pair of sharp white teeth:

"Boy, I'm going to beat you up today! You'd better clench your legs!"

Of course, Li Poluo could not be frightened by his words:

"Then you'd better hold your head tight!"

Messi, who was ranked behind Su Ya, took a deep breath.

【Today is at Camp Nou.】

【In good condition!】

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"Dip~~~"

Laos's long whistle announced that the semi-finals of the King's Cup had officially begun.

Rodrigo moved the ball, Feiguli passed the ball behind him, and Valencia launched the first offensive of the game.

Parejo, De Paul, and Gaya passed each other on the left. After attracting many Barcelona players, they turned to the right. After unloading the ball on his chest, Feguli shook off Alba's press and went to the edge of Barcelona's penalty area.

Cross with side kick.

Rodrigo, who is 1.82 meters tall, wants to head the ball, but is saved first by Mathieu, who is close to 1.90 meters tall!

Feguli shook his arm and muttered in his mind:

【It’s not Lee Polo after all!】

[If it were that kid, I would have already received an assist! 】

Busquets grabbed the target from the outside of the penalty area and immediately passed the ball to Iniesta. The Barcelona captain knocked down Valencia captain Parejo and sent a pass to the back of the visiting team's defense!

Because the counterattack was so fast, Valencia's entire defense line had already reached a position of 30 meters. Iniesta's through ball passed directly between Lipolo and Mustafi!

"Oops!"

Mustafi blurted out, but he could no longer stop the football from flying to the ground, and even turning around became extremely slow.

Li Polo couldn't help sweating on his forehead, so he could only activate [Eagle Eye] immediately, and at the same time turned around and chased after him!

Fortunately...the speed was increased a bit during the last upgrade!

Although the speed of 89 cannot be compared with the peak Bell, it can still be regarded as a fast horse!

Sure enough, as soon as he completed his turn, Suarez drove forward at high speed from the gap on the right!

More than 100,000 live spectators saw it very clearly and there was no offside!

"Iniesta's through ball tore through Valencia's defense! Suarez broke into the penalty area!"

Rivaldo stood up directly in the live broadcast room:

"He caught up with the football! Directly shot~~~~~???"

His voice suddenly got stuck on the last word.

Under everyone's gaze, the No. 4 defender in the white jersey completed a wonderful sliding tackle to block Suarez's shot!

Looking at the football that bounced directly off the baseline, Lee Polo patted the grass clippings on his pants, got up from the ground, and then pretended to be calm and waved his finger to Suarez:

"I've said it before, I've seen through this attack method a long time ago!"

[Negative sentiment from Suarez, 8!]

Suarez wrinkled his nose, his face full of displeasure.

But he immediately noticed the details:

【Have you seen it through?】

【Only ghosts believe you!】

【Why is your head sweating?】