The biggest fanatic in football

"I'm showing off my cards. Tomorrow we will play defensive counterattack. The formation is 433. Barcelona is welcome to attack!"

At the pre-match press conference on February 9, Nuno Santo announced his tactics with a shameless expression.

In fact, it doesn't matter whether he shows his cards or not, because everyone has already guessed that he would choose this way, but no one expected that he would admit it so arrogantly.

Li Polo further fanned the flames:

"I still say the same thing. I welcome msn to continue to challenge me and let me completely secure my position as the number one defender in La Liga!"

He did not forget to add:

"By the way, tomorrow is our home court. Although Mustafi will not appear, there will also be no controversial red cards or penalties!"

【Negative emotions from Mustafi, 5!】

Mustafi, who was watching TV at home, couldn't help but scolded his mother:

"It's normal for you to provoke Barcelona, ​​but why do you want me to take advantage of it?"

"Why can't there be a red card? Don't you just think that my tackle was too reckless? If it were you, it would have been clean and there would be no foul."

"Be careful, Vizo will be beaten by Neymar in the first minute!"

【Negative emotions from Enrique, 10!】

Barcelona coach Enrique also wants to curse:

[You, a little player, why are you asking for a red card at such a young age?]

[Both Platini and Blatter who ruined our reputation have been killed. Our Barcelona is now cleaner and innocent than a newborn baby!]

【Don’t talk nonsense anymore!】

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On February 10, the second leg of the Copa del Rey semi-finals officially started at Mestalla.

The formation set up by Nuno Santo is the traditional 433 he has used for a season and a half:

One goalkeeper: Domenech.

Four defenders: Cancelo, Vizzo, Lipolo, Gaya.

Three midfielders: DePaul, Parejo, Perez.

Three forwards: Rodrigo, Paco, Fegul.

Apart from Domenech and Vizzo, this lineup is the strongest 11 players in the Valencia team.

The good news is that Diego Alves, the main goalkeeper of the Bat Corps, finally got off the hospital bed after a 7-month long injury break and began to conduct restorative training in his home gym. Soon

You can return to the team.

Although Domenech has overtaken Matthew Ryan and occupied 70% of the starting time in the past six months, he knows better than anyone else that a healthy Alves is Valencia's unbeatable number one goalkeeper.

There is not much time left for Domenech...

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"In the first round, Laos gave you two red cards and the situation almost got out of control. I don't want to see this happen again."

The referee on duty is the famous Spanish whistler Carlos Clos Gomez, whose status in the refereeing world far exceeds that of Laos in the first round.

Before the game officially started, he called Iniesta and Parejo to him and sternly declared the discipline. Then he noticed that some people were absent-minded:

"Huh? What are you looking at, Andre?"

Andre Iniesta quickly withdrew his gaze:

"Nothing, Mr. Referee."

Cross frowned slightly and looked in the previous direction, and then...his brows frowned even tighter.

The No. 4 player of the home team is having a "passionate chat" with Suarez of the visiting team!

These two are both regulars on La Liga’s official internal blacklist!

Can they still talk?

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"Hey Louis, do you want to come to my place for a 90-minute babysitting service today?"

As soon as he heard this voice with an obvious British accent, Suarez's head couldn't help but hurt.

On the green field, Uruguayans have always been fearless bastards, but in front of Li Polo, he suffered a lot of big losses in a row, and almost said goodbye to his career!

He grinned and said with a grimace:

"Oh, brother, we are professional players, can we stop doing these things and play a good game of football?"

Hearing these words that were a bit begging for mercy, Li Poluo couldn't help but be stunned for a moment. He checked repeatedly in his mind for a long time before confirming that he did not receive any negative emotions.

[You don’t even give me 1 point of experience? How can this be done? 】

[The reason why I picked you as my opponent is because you look careless and rough, but in fact you are the most fragile, sensitive and have the strongest self-esteem? 】

[You’re here, why don’t you just leave without taking any advantage? Do you think I, Lee Polo, am a philanthropist? 】

Li Poluo coughed:

"Then you knock one for me, and I'll switch to someone else."

Suarez's face suddenly turned dark!

【Negative sentiment from Suarez, 100!】

"Just kidding, how could I humiliate you like this!"

Li Polo waved his hand and laughed:

"Well, just raise your hands and bow to me."

Suarez's lips couldn't help but tremble, and his sharp white teeth were about to be exposed!

【Suarez,200!】

【Raise your ma’s hand! Take your ma’s bow!】

[I am from Uruguay! Not French!]

[If you dare to humiliate me, I will fight you to the death!]

Just when Suarez was about to die together with Li Polo, referee Close appeared between them in time:

"You all should be honest with me today, otherwise don't blame me for being ruthless!"

Li Polo immediately complained:

"Dear referee, look at his teeth, I can see a trace of blood! Look at my arm, there are still traces of his teeth!"

——This is just talking nonsense. Suarez is not Zhuer Yinli, and he is not Zhang Wuji. It has been more than two months since the last time he bit someone. The skin was not broken and bleeding at that time. There are no teeth marks anywhere now.

!

But Cross was already preconceived, and he glanced at Suarez with disgust:

"Please respect yourself! Once I find that you have violated any rules, I will never tolerate it!"

Suarez looked innocent and folded his hands in front of his chest, like a poor little chicken:

"I didn't do anything while riding the horse? Why are you targeting me!"

Li Polo nodded:

"Who gave you big white teeth?"

Suarez's eyes became fierce again:

"Boy, don't be too proud!"

"You really pissed me off!"

[Negative sentiment from Suarez, 500!]

Li Polo immediately raised his right hand:

"Referee, he threatened me!"

Cross, who had not gone far, turned back:

"This is the last warning!"

"..."

Suarez was so angry by Lipolo and Klos that he didn't want to speak at all!

【Where is fairness and justice in this world?】

[Why is such a bastard who confuses right and wrong allowed to exist? 】

【Tired, destroy it! Hurry! 】

【Suarez,888!】

-

"Dip~~~"

After confirming that Suarez was silent, Kroos finally blew the whistle for the start of the game.

Then he saw Suarez stepping on the football and was reluctant to kick off the ball for a long time...

Messi, who was standing nearby, couldn't help but remind his teammates:

"Louis, pass the ball!!"

Suarez woke up from a dream and kicked the football out with a flick of his ankle.

But...his pass, which was less than one meter away, turned out to be too big!

Messi, who was completely unprepared, quickly took a step forward to avoid losing the ball, otherwise he would definitely become a joke in the football world!

——I’m afraid I’m the only football player who can even make a mistake on kick-off, right?

Suarez wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and thought resentfully:

【Whose fault is this?】

Li Polo, standing 50 meters away, suddenly received a prompt:

[Negative sentiment from Suarez, 66!]

He shrugged his shoulders:

【Only 66 o'clock?】

[This Uruguayan’s psychological quality is really getting better and better.]

[He should thank me, because because of me, he can become a stronger professional player! 】

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The night shift at 12:30 is out!

The urban area of ​​lz has begun comprehensive nucleic acid testing again. The epidemic situation has been recurring, and my mood has become quite heavy, so I won’t write too tragic a story...