The biggest fanatic in football

April 2nd.

The 31st round of La Liga has started in 10 stadiums.

Third-ranked Atletico Madrid swept Betis 5-0 at the Calderon Stadium, making a good start for other games on the day.

Followed closely by Valencia, the bat army crossed the ocean and arrived at Gran Canaria, 3,000 kilometers away, to play against the team farthest from the Spanish mainland - Las Palmas.

This is the fourth time this season for both sides. In the previous league game and two Copa del Rey games, Las Palmas suffered three kills! Valencia scored a total of 11 goals against their opponents, but they themselves did not concede a single goal!

Originally facing their own defeated opponent*3, Nuno Santo and his disciples didn't take it to heart at all, but before the first half was over, unexpected changes occurred!

In the 3rd minute of the game, Barragan went down from the right and made an inverted triangle pass. Parejo's fake shot from the top of the arc in the penalty area was really sent to the goal. Rodrigo shot and scored before Paco!

"Obviously I am the point-grabbing forward!"

Although Paco was a little unhappy, he could only celebrate with his teammates with a small face...

Conceding a goal at the beginning made Las Palmas, who were playing at home, very unhappy. They completely ignored Valencia's ranking in the standings and concentrated their firepower to attack the visiting team's wing!

Especially...Orban, who replaced the injured Gaya, is their offensive target!

Orban, who had not played in the starting lineup for a long time, was immediately in a hurry. Fortunately, with Lipolo and Mustafi as two main players in the middle, goalkeeper Alves was not in danger.

But as the old saying goes, he who is a good swimmer will drown.

In the 44th minute of the game, the home team formed the last offensive of the first half, easily penetrated Orban's defense, and then paid tribute to Barragan's inverted triangle pass, sending the ball to the top of the arc of the visiting team's penalty area.

Both Lee Polo and Mustafi had retreated to the small penalty area. Facing the attack of the home team's midfielder Vieira, they were beyond their reach. They could only watch Fuego, who was defending, connect on the line of the penalty area.

Someone takes the ball and knocks the opponent down...

Vieira hugged his knees and rolled on the ground. Without any hesitation, the referee threw out a topaz God of War card towards Fuego and pointed firmly at the 12-yard point.

Yellow card penalty!

Fuego defended himself to the referee with an innocent face:

"I scooped the ball first!"

Seeing that he still had the nerve to quibble, the entire stadium was immediately filled with boos, and the angry home team fans shouted:

"How can a yellow card be enough!"

"Punish him!"

Vieira, who created the penalty kick, personally took the penalty. Alves, who was good at saving penalty kicks, failed to create a miracle and could only watch the football fly into the net, and the score came to 1:1.

In the second half, the two sides changed sides and fought again, but the accident did not end there.

In the 57th minute, the home team's offensive was active again. They fought around Orban for almost an entire hour, but at this time, they suddenly shifted the focus of their attack to Barragan's side!

Barragan was caught off guard by them!

The key player is Vieira. This player who played for Valencia for 18 months but was sold to the Russian Super League team by Nuno Santo at a low price is obviously full of motivation to defeat his old club.

Today, he seemed to be possessed by Messi, playing with Barragan wantonly on the wing, and then rushed to sweep the ball in front of the goal before the football rolled out of the bottom line!

Las Palmas forward Willem da Silva shook off Lipolo's pull and sprinted forward to grab the point, but was beaten ahead by Mustafi who was closer.

But... the German central defender's sliding tackle blocked Vieira's pass and changed its flight direction!

Alves, who didn't smell much danger at first, was shocked to find that his fellow defender turned Vieira's cross into a shot!

2:1!

Mustafi helped the home team complete the overtake!

"emmm..."

Looking at the football rolling in the net, Alves felt a chill.

[Before, no matter whether Ryan or Domenech was the goalkeeper, there were no shutouts in three games!]

[Now that it’s my turn to start the game, you guys are going to target me collectively?]

[Although I am a Brazilian, I am a veteran in Valencia!]

【Just be human! Please!】

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"Brother, you haven't played for the national team, so why are you in such bad shape today?"

For his teammates who scored an own goal, Lee Polo immediately sent his own consolation.

But his good intentions only received a cold look:

【Negative emotions from Mustafi, 6!】

Li Polo curled his lips:

【I am telling the truth!】

[Although you went back to Germany, you didn’t even play for a minute in the game when Germany lost 2:3 to England!]

【How did you get the fifa virus?】

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In fact, it was not just Mustafi, many starters including Gomez, Paco, Rodrigo, and even Parejo all performed subpar in this game.

Nuno Santo pointed out this problem during the halftime break, but still failed to get the team back on track and was overtaken by the opponent.

After thinking about it for nearly 10 minutes, Nuno finally gritted his teeth and replaced Paco, who had a mediocre performance, and sent out substitute central defender Ruben Vizzo.

He once again pushed Lee Polo to the forward line, preparing for a last-ditch battle!

It’s a bit incredible to say that the top-ranked team in La Liga still needs to fight against the weak team ranked 14th!

But... in the football world, such dramas are played many times almost every season. Even teams as strong as Real Madrid, Barcelona, ​​Bayern, and Chelsea cannot guarantee that they will win 100% against the relegation teams.

Even countries as powerful as Germany, Italy, and Portugal cannot guarantee that they will definitely be able to defeat North Macedonia...

Although there are always strong and weak situations in football matches, the process and results are always full of surprises and variables!

After the change of formation, coupled with Nuno sending out Figuly, Valencia's offensive gradually improved.

In the 76th minute, Rodrigo sent a curved pass from the left, accurately bypassing the first central defender and finding Lee Polo who was penetrating forward.

Although the arc is very beautiful, it is a half-high ball, which is a bit difficult to handle. Li Polo thought about it for 0.1 seconds, and finally gave up the volley shot and chose the safest header dive!

With just a "swish" sound, the football was smashed into the net by him!

2:2!

Li Polo immediately felt it, and the entire stadium was full of resentment!

【Negative sentiments from Las Palmas fans, 366!】

But this was not the end. Piatti, who came on as a substitute at the last moment, took the ball from the left rib into the penalty area.

Probably because he felt that the opponent's defender's physical fitness was declining, some superior Piatti could not see the existence of Lipolo and Feguli at all, and only had one thought in his mind:

Extraordinary!

He wanted to pay tribute to his Argentinian compatriot, Leo Messi, by performing a great show of passing five people in the opponent's penalty area and then taking a shot!

But he only passed the first defensive midfielder, and was kicked in the calf by the second central defender who rushed up!

Just as Li Polo was about to take a step back, he heard the referee blowing the whistle:

"Defensive foul, yellow card, penalty kick!"

Nuno on the sidelines clenched his fists excitedly:

"It's stable now!"

But Paco, who was sitting on the bench, was so angry that he kicked the water bottle:

【It happens every time!】

[As soon as I come off the field, the team will get a penalty kick!]

[Okay now, let’s give it to Parejo again!]

Li Polo turned on [Eagle Eye] and watched Parejo complete a high-quality penalty kick. Although the home team's goalkeeper judged the right direction, he couldn't stop Captain Parejo's shot from flying into the blind corner!

3:2!

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Parejo's penalty kill helped Valencia gain a difficult three points, and the rest of the pressure shifted to Barcelona's side.

The "Derby of the Century" between Barcelona and Real Madrid was scheduled three hours after the Valencia game.

Therefore, when MSN and BBC started a war, the entire Bat Corps team was on the plane returning to Europe...

The journey of nearly 3,000 kilometers took nearly 4 hours. When the plane had just landed and was still taxiing, the team's assistant coach Volo eagerly turned on his mobile phone.

Then he raised his right hand high and let out a heart-rending laugh:

"Hahahaha! Hahahahaha!"

Everyone looked at the assistant coach who suddenly had a seizure.

I saw him turning the screen of his mobile phone to other people, and then continued to laugh:

"Hahahaha! Real Madrid! I love you so much!"

Li Polo, who was very close, quickly turned on his mobile phone and searched for relevant reports:

"Pique's violent header, Ramos' red, Benzema's overhead kick in the World Cup, Cristiano Ronaldo's final victory, 10-man Real Madrid reversed Barcelona 2-1!"

"Oh ho ho~~"

"I love Benzema!"

"Long live Cristiano Ronaldo!"

Accompanied by various strange sounds, the entire cabin was suddenly filled with a joyful atmosphere.

Nuno Santo originally wanted to teach the players not to be careless in the future, but after hearing this result, he can no longer maintain a serious look!

[Barcelona has stretched its crotch!]

[Barcelona, ​​which accidentally overturned, could only maintain 75 points, and the point difference between Valencia and Valencia, which had 79 points, naturally expanded to 4 points! 】

【Is there anything more joyful than this?】