The biggest fanatic in football

August 17th.

Li Polo was 22 years and 2 days old.

Valencia sat at Mestalla and ushered in the second round of the Spanish Super Cup.

Just as everyone expected, Barcelona, ​​which was full of injured soldiers, was really unable to compete with the bat army with high morale.

Looking at their absentee list, they can almost form a starting lineup!

Neymar Rafinha (Olympics), Iniesta, Turan, Alba, Mascherano, Ter Stegen (injured), plus Roberto who has already had a psychological shadow, and in

The two new players, Paco and Gomez, who were accidentally injured due to excessive fighting during training, can no longer even make an 18-man roster!

Valencia's starting lineup is as follows:

DePaul, Lee Polo, Mina

Llorente, Schweinsteiger, Parejo

Bernat, Van Dijk, Mustafi, Cancelo

Alves.

The bench includes: Domenech, Barragan, Vizzo, Gaya, Barbosa, Zakaria, Feguli. Although it cannot be said that they are all famous, they are all very capable.

Worthy of a fight.

Barcelona’s starting lineup is as follows:

Messi,Suarez

Rakitic, Busquets, Mathieu, Alenia

Digne, Pique, Umtiti, Vidal

bravo

Due to the shortage of forward manpower, Enrique even abandoned his own 433 tradition and put together a 442 lineup that is quite traditional in England!

On their bench, only Denis Suarez is slightly well-known. Others, such as third goalkeeper Masip, youth training youngster Cardona, Malone, and Perdomo, even if they are die-hard fans of Barcelona, ​​may not

Have heard of their names...

What's even worse is that the game only lasted 30 minutes when Mathieu injured his leg while defending Li Polo. Barcelona had no one available!

Lee Polo does not have any responsibility for this accident.

He just used his lightning speed to fly as much as he wanted. It was because Mathieu overestimated his capabilities and tried to press him, which finally led to the tragedy!

Although Messi and Suarez were full of fighting spirit, they still lowered their heads in the face of the cruel reality.

In the first half, they concentrated their firepower and launched a fierce attack. Although they relied on Messi's breakthrough to regain the victory, Valencia had a goal each from Li Polo and De Paul, establishing their advantage early!

In the second half, Enrique simply replaced the two forwards Messi and Suarez, completely surrendering!

[Now that you know that nothing can be done, let’s save some physical energy for the upcoming league competition! 】

Although Barcelona gave up their resistance, Gary Neville showed no magnanimity.

The newly appointed head coach even shouted to Feguli on the bench:

"Have you rested enough? Go destroy them!"

As the old captain of the Red Devils, Neville remembers it clearly.

The Manchester United he played for was so embarrassed by Barcelona at its peak!

Although that's because Manchester United's skills are inferior to others, but...now Barcelona's skills are also inferior to others!

As soon as Feguli came on the scene, he directly created a penalty kick in the penalty area!

Captain Parejo had already left the game, and Feguli simply made the hit himself, expanding the score to 3:1!

However, the Bat Legion still did not give the clarion call to stop attacking. In the final stage, Zakaria, who came on as a substitute, passed two people and sent a precise through ball. Lee Polo shot in front of the goal and scored!

4:1!

The total score is 7:1!

Valencia won the first official championship trophy of the 2016-2017 season!

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"We didn't play very well in this game."

In the post-match press conference, Neville was not happy:

"Facing Barcelona's rotating lineup, we couldn't keep a clean sheet, which makes me regretful.

Starting from tomorrow, I must train the team well. If it doesn't work, I can go off the field myself and teach today's young people how to be the art of defense."

He also made a harmless joke.

No one would doubt whether Neville, at his peak, was qualified to teach Gaya, Cancelo, Barragan, Bernat and others a lesson.

Li Poluo, who was sitting next to him, thought for a long time and felt a little frustrated.

[This new head coach is indeed much more eloquent than that bearded Nuno Santo!]

[He has finished talking about Versailles, what else can I say?]

He could only find another way and reopen a topic:

"The new season has arrived, and I can't wait to win new challenges with my teammates.

Last season we were challengers to the old order, but in the new season we will play the exact opposite role.

Although the team did not invest much in signings in the summer, we have already developed a good chemical reaction. I am convinced that Valencia may be the strongest bat team in history. We are confident that we can win the championship.

Any game!”

He thought for a moment and added:

"By the way, because my old teammates joined Barcelona, ​​I have a few words to remind them.

You have to calm down this season, because Barcelona must be the giant with the worst performance in La Liga."

The reporters at the scene suddenly became excited.

【Coming, coming, it’s Lee Polo’s time!】

Just listen to Li Polo's unhurried explanation:

"I will lead Valencia to win trophies in every competition we participate in!

Guxi

For the competitions that we are temporarily unable to participate in, I mean the European Super Cup and Club World Cup. Real Madrid will definitely try their best to win them.

So... Barcelona is destined to gain nothing this season!

A warm reminder, if anyone wants to pursue honors, make a decision quickly while the transfer window is not closed yet!"

Following his gaze, Barcelona coach Enrique's expression was as cold as iron!

[The season has just begun, and you’re cursing us to lose everything?]

【Who do you think you are?】

【Can you control La Liga or UEFA?】

[Negative sentiment from Luis Enrique, 488!]

【Paco,66!】

【Cancelo, 88!】

【Messi, 121!】

【Suarez,748!】

-

With the honor of winning the 2016 Spanish Super Cup and the MVP of the tournament, Li Polo returned to his home.

It was still very bright, and he was a little surprised to see Lisanna's biological eldest brother: Mike Taylor at home.

Mike hugged him warmly and then informed him:

"England has tentatively agreed that you will become the largest shareholder of Wimbledon. I have also communicated to the main members of the fans association that the association will only retain 10% ownership and the right to impeach the club management. This is their last resort."

bottom line."

Li Polo nodded:

"Thanks, Mike."

For a team that was founded purely on the enthusiasm of fans, it is difficult for ordinary people to imagine the difficulty of letting the fan organization withdraw from the management.

Mike smiled and shook his head:

"You don't need to thank me. I am the third largest shareholder of the club. All these things are done willingly by me!"

Li Polo also smiled:

"Then why did you come all the way to see me?"

Mike glanced at his wife and sister who were talking on the sofa:

"I took my wife to a beach in Spain for vacation and visited my sister. Do I still have to report to you?"

Li Polo couldn't help but laugh:

"I thought you were here as a manager of the club to apply for a transfer fee from me, the big boss behind the scenes!"

Mike made a gesture of surrender with his hands:

"Please forgive me. I only know a little bit about business operations. You can ask me to help you buy land and build a stadium, but I will never get involved in directing the club's scouts to inspect players."

Lee Polo was somewhat pleased with his self-knowledge:

"Then let Powell have the headache alone. After you go back, we can expand our scouting system and youth training camp. It won't cost much."

Mike, who comes from a banking family, doesn’t care about this investment:

"Okay, boss. By the way, I also got news about a national team in London. Do you want to hear it?"

Li Polo was not very interested and raised his chin noncommittally:

"you say."

Mike sat in front of his wife:

"The FA kicked Hodgson off, but the replacement they picked was Big Sam."

Li Polo raised his eyebrows:

"Which Big Sam?"

Mike shrugged:

"Who else, Sam Allardyce? He has only led middle and lower-tier teams such as Bolton, Newcastle, Blackburn, and West Ham United. He has not won any honors. It is not as good as Hodgson who also led Inter Milan and Liverpool.

Such a wealthy family. I don’t know how those idiots from the Football Association fell in love with him."

Li Polo curled his lips:

"So, what does this have to do with me?"

Mike touched his chin:

"Hum, haven't you been able to enter the national team? I got a message that someone can work for you, as long as you have this number."

He held out five fingers mysteriously.

Li Poluo seemed to be looking at a mentally retarded person:

"Are you sure that a superstar like me still has to spend money to join the national team?"

Mike took back his right hand:

"You don't understand this. Allardyce, a retarded man, likes to do this. And he was caught ten years ago, but nothing happened in the end."

Li Polo waved his hand:

"If you want to join such an England national team, I can pay to send you in. I'd better just go to Valencia and bully Real Madrid and Barcelona."

He took out his phone and flipped through the calendar, and was surprised to find it.

In two weeks, it will be the international competition week.

Neither the England national team nor the youth team issued a call-up order to him.

This guy Mike really got it right!

Allardyce is so mentally retarded that he really wants to sell his qualifications for the national team!