The biggest fanatic in football

"factos! (That's the truth)"

After Li Polo's theory of "playing with me will break his leg" was publicly released, Real Madrid captain Ramos, Pepe, Ronaldo, Atletico Madrid captain Gabi, Godin, Felipe, Juanfran and other players

They all liked the news one after another.

Ramos also left a meaningful comment:

"None of us want to get injured, but every professional player should face injuries calmly."

This wave of operations immediately made Li Boluo's scalp numb!

From his perspective, these long-famous La Liga heroes are jointly issuing a warning to himself:

【Can I break my leg if I play football with you?】

【This is what you said!】

[The next time we meet, if we accidentally kick your leg and break it, don’t blame us for being rude and reckless!]

Li Polo glanced at the training equipment placed in the back garden, gritted his teeth and pressed the start switch.

【Come on!】

[Compared with kicking someone, who is afraid of whom!]

-

The schedule in September seems a bit intensive. After defeating Athletic Bilbao 3:1 in an away game, only 3 days later, Valencia ushered in the fifth round of league opponents at home.

Alaves, as the La Liga champions last season, remained unbeaten with 1 win and 3 draws in the first four rounds, and are temporarily ranked 10th in the standings.

If we look at the technical content of these four games, they first drew with Atletico Madrid 1:1 at Calderon, and then returned to home and drew with Gijon and Deportivo 0:0. As for the only victory,

They defeated Barcelona 2:1 at Camp Nou... Such an opening performance can already score 9.9 points!

Perhaps because they had accumulated too much confidence in Barcelona, ​​on September 22, this newly promoted team came to Mestalla with high spirits, ready to create another miracle.

Their ball possession rate in the first 20 minutes was actually 2% higher than Valencia!

Seeing being beaten by the opponent, Li Polo, who was sitting on the bench, couldn't help but stand up.

Volo immediately glared at him:

"Is your butt itchy?"

Li Polo grinned:

"right."

Volo rolled his eyes.

Gary Neville smoothed his hair and remained silent for the time being.

Although he wasn't too worried about the current situation, he was still somewhat unhappy.

After finally surviving two fierce battles, he now encountered a weak team. He took the opportunity to give the main players a break, but he did not expect that this newly promoted team was much more ferocious than expected!

[You are facing the defending league champion!]

[Shouldn’t we set up a steel barrel formation and hope for a defensive counterattack? 】

Ouchi, who has only been the head coach for two months, now really wants to call Ferguson for guidance.

[We can’t just change people now, right?]

He thought for 10 seconds, then saw Li Polo walking off the bench on his own initiative, and greeted him with a smile:

"I'm going to move a little bit, I feel numb."

Ouchi remained silent and continued to focus on the competition.

But just when Lipolo was doing chest expansion exercises, Alaves made a coordination error on the field. Their midfielder Gaizka Tokro actually stopped the ball to Bastian Schweinsteiger.

at your feet!

The German midfielder who accepted the gift directly activated his traditional talent-wide-range long pass!

Mina, who was at the front, speeded up instantly and easily penetrated the opponent's defense with a counter-offside move!

When Mina quickly crossed the goal, center back Victor LaGuardia, who was trying to clear the ball, kicked the ball directly into his own door!

1:0!

"..."

Neville stood up silently and applauded the players on the field.

Then he glanced at Li Polo who was still moving his body:

"Sit down for me!"

Gu Yang

"Do you think our team can't win the game without you?"

"You have to trust your teammates!"

Then, in the 66th minute, the score was still 1:0. Alaves took advantage of his physical strength and launched a wave of fierce attacks. For a time, Van Dijk was a little awkward, and Phil Jones even more

It is a thrilling facial performance that has been staged time and time again.

Little Neville moved to Li Polo:

"Go warm up, man."

Without saying a word, Li Polo put on the yellow vest and started to warm up by pressing his legs.

1234, 2234,3234, 4234……

He had just finished four beats, and before he could change direction, he saw Phil Jones bravely and fearlessly knocked away Alaves' forward Davis and kicked the ball out!

Schweinsteiger once again sent a precise long pass, this time he found Zakaria.

After the Belgian ran for nearly 40 meters, he directly formed a single sword!

In front of the visiting team's penalty area, he also used a light inside cut to change direction, shook away the last goalkeeper, and easily pushed into the empty goal!

2:0!

Big Neville loosened his clenched fists.

Then he turned around and glanced at Li Polo:

"Why are you pressing your legs? Isn't it good to sit and rest?"

He turned to his brother again:

"Phil, I mean, let the youth training players come out to practice. How come you heard it wrong?"

Little Neville, who was deemed to be "falsifying the imperial edict", opened his mouth and looked at Lee Polo with an innocent face.

Li Polo could only take off his yellow vest again and sit down.

Rodrigo, who was also resting on the bench, laughed:

"These two British guys are very good at playing!"

Li Polo shrugged his shoulders:

"Are they reluctant to part with this bonus for coming off the bench?"

Thousands of miles away, Jia Tianning, the "first master of the Boluo Hall", revealed the secret:

"Neville is indeed a good coach. His level of use of troops on the sidelines today has simply reached an unprecedented level."

"After experiencing a series of fierce battles, Lee Polo and other main players were very tired, but Neville still gave full play to his deterrent effect."

"When the game reached a stalemate, the competition was all about courage and spirit. Neville only asked Li Polo to stand on the sidelines, and the morale of Alaves' players was obviously shaken! On the Valencia side, all three armies were at their mercy, and their morale was high.

!”

"Lee Polo has become Valencia's nuclear weapon. Even if he doesn't play for a second, he can still determine the outcome of the game!"

In line with his comments, a fresh and hot report immediately appeared on the Internet:

"The internal coach's tactics are unpredictable, and Lee Polo scored twice as a substitute!"

-

Since Lee Polo failed to play in the end, he did not participate in the post-match press conference. He only accepted a brief interview in the mixed mining area after celebrating with his teammates:

"We saw you warming up on the sidelines several times, but you never came out. Do you think the head coach disrespected you too much?"

This question, which is full of subjective emotions, sounds like it comes from a hostile zone.

Of course, Li Polo could just walk away, but he decided to answer:

"I want to clarify that the first time was not a warm-up because I didn't even wear a substitute vest. My legs were numb at that time. I wanted the head coach to ask for permission to move my limbs, that's all."

"As for the second time, we wanted to ensure three points, so we prepared to increase our firepower, but my teammates on the field quickly expanded the lead. Of course I am happy to continue to rest."

He curled his lips:

"To be honest, for newly promoted teams and relegated teams, a superstar of my caliber really shouldn't bully them."

"I would rather play Real Madrid and Barcelona. If you take a step back, let me at least play Atletico Madrid, right?"

As soon as this interview was released, Lee Polo received a wave of negative sentiments from the capital area!

【Simone, 44!】