The biggest fanatic in football

"A wonderful duel, both at the technical and tactical level and at the spiritual level."

At the post-match press conference, Gary: Neville could not hide his inner joy:

"It is regrettable that Messi left the field injured, but even if he finished the second half, we still have the advantage. This is a fact.

From a tactical perspective, Barcelona's pass-and-control style and our high-pressure press are already restraining each other. As long as we maximize our tactics, they will lose control of the situation.

He gave a lot of tactical review, but the reporters in the audience were obviously a little impatient.

[What is there to talk about at the tactical level?]

[How could those superficial viewers pay attention to this?)

[You are also a famous literary figure in England. Don’t you understand this truth?]

Fortunately, after Neville took a sip of water, he handed the microphone to the player representative.

Looking at the reporters' eyes full of expectations, Li Polo disappointed them.

Because every time he speaks, he speaks with clichés without any new ideas:

"Barcelona played very well today. Even without Messi and Neymar, they still played a good game."

The reporters almost smashed their cameras!

[Liar! What is the number one traffic star in La Liga!]

[Is this kind of polite business mutual praise what we lack?]

[Can such a nutritious thing make the front page headlines?]

But Li Polo changed the topic:

"Today's score is 5:2. This is the first time in the past two seasons that Barcelona has scored two goals against us.

As the core of the Valencia team's offense, I feel very sorry for this result, and I feel extremely ashamed.

If it weren't for our lack of offensive firepower in the frontcourt and not putting enough pressure on the opponent, how could they have scored our goal twice?"

As he spoke, he stood up directly, faced dozens of cameras, and bowed deeply!

"On behalf of myself, I would like to apologize to the fans who support Valencia Club!"

"And hereby solemnly promise:

The next time we face Barcelona, ​​we will never let them score so many goals again!"

Looking at the host's face, all the reporters in the venue smiled.

[This is right!]

[This is our number one superstar in La Liga!]

[Negative sentiment from Enrique, 748!]

[Iniesta,459!]

[Cathay Media, 5263!]

[Camp Nou fans, 36780!]

Crazy harvest of more than 200,000 negative emotions at Camp Nou, but Lee Polo is still not satisfied.

Facing the camera, he also fired a shot at a certain team in the capital area:

"Judging from the record this season, Barcelona is still better than Real Madrid. They can at least score multiple goals before Valencia's offensive. Real Madrid, on the other hand, have almost no power to fight back!"

In order to make it easier for the Spaniards to understand, Li Polo raised the five fingers of his left hand, plus the index finger of his right hand, to remind them of the 6:0 game three weeks ago.

The spotlight in the venue flashed!

The cameramen couldn't wait to take pictures of this battered face from all angles!

The smiles on the reporters’ faces became even brighter!

[I want more! I want more!]

[A little more! A little more!]

Sure enough, Li Polo also swept away another Madrid team:

"As for Atletico Madrid, let alone mention it. We have completed four kills against them this season, and they only scored one goal in total! I really hope they can cheer up as soon as possible!"

[Negative sentiment from Zidane, 555!]

[Simone, 886!]

[Real Madrid players, 5678!)

[Atletico Madrid players, 2333!]

[Madrid Media,12345!]

The reminder messages in Li Polo's mind rushed out like crazy, almost causing his brain to jam!

He only had time to take a look. The total value of negative emotions now exceeded the 700,000 mark, and there was less than 300,000 left before the next upgrade!

He can't wait to go to the Bernabeu to play another game!

Li Polo also went on a killing spree at the Camp Nou press conference, and his club teammates had already dispersed.

When he returned to the hotel and was about to rest, he discovered that there were less than ten teammates and coaches left on the entire floor. Even his roommate Zakaria had disappeared without a trace!

Looking at the empty room, Li Polo suddenly thought:

“Oh, national team game week!”

[Head coach Southgate thoughtfully gave himself a week off. Is he afraid that the diplomatic relations between the British Empire and Lithuania would break down?]

It was already noon on March 20 when we returned to Valencia.

The coaching staff arranged another 10 days of vacation for everyone. The Neville brothers did not even return with the team, but flew directly back to Manchester to enjoy this precious vacation.

There were only two months left in the sprint phase of the season. Li Polo did not rush to increase his training volume. He just maintained two hours of basic training every day and followed his personal trainer Tony Morrison to give it a try.

Do some judo, wrestling, taekwondo, and even yoga to make your body more flexible.

There were no unexpected incidents in England at home. With goals from Defoe and Vardy, the Three Lions defeated Lithuania 2:0 and continued to hold the top spot in Group F.

Other teammates’ journeys to the national team have been mixed.

Parejo and Rodrigo got a rare starting opportunity in Spain, helping the Matadors defeat Israel 4:1. Zakaria also played 15 minutes in Belgium, but his national team ended up 1:1.

Shaking hands with Greece. Van Dijk's Netherlands once again capsized in the gutter. Even with Peter Pan Robben leading the game, it could not save the Tulips. They were defeated by Bulgaria with two goals in the away game, and their qualifying situation was in danger!

As for the previous member of the national team who was in difficulty, Algerian football champion Fegouli, because there were no games scheduled in the African division, he only participated in a relaxed and pleasant friendly match. It was rare that he could happily rest in his hometown for a week.

Diego Alves returned to the Brazilian national team after many years, but he could only serve as a substitute for Alisson, who was 7 years younger than him. But even so, he still flew halfway around the world and withered on the bench.

I sat there for 90 minutes and watched the Selecao being tied 2:2 by Uruguay led by Suarez.

It is worth mentioning that Neymar, who was resting due to injury a week ago, was very active in this national team game and played the full 90 minutes!

Also in the South American division, Argentina, which lacked Messi, played well in the away game. De Paul and Perez started at the same time, helping the Pampas Eagles defeat their old enemy Chile 2:1, rising from sixth place to

fifth.

Winning and losing are commonplace, but the only thing that worries Gary Neville is that Phil Jones, who returned to the Three Lions after two years, unfortunately sprained his ankle in the second half of the game and was beaten by the young star of hope.

Harry Maguire comes off as substitute.

Jones played more than 30 games in Valencia and has always remained healthy. However, he only played for an hour at Wembley before his vitreous constitution returned. It makes people wonder whether he is cursed by the land of his motherland!

But except for poor Jones, most of Valencia's international players returned to the club in good health.

In the first training session after the vacation, assistant coach Volo sent a reminder to Lee Polo:

"You're only one yellow card away from being suspended.

Li Polo was stunned for a moment, a little unbelievable:

"It's been 28 rounds and I've only received 4 yellow cards?"

After all, the position is moved forward. Many actions in the defense line will definitely get a warning, but in the midfield and frontcourt, they will not even get a warning.

Volo rolled his eyes:

"You are probably the striker who gets the most cards in the entire La Liga!"

Li Polo, who started his career with his defensive ability, is not blushing at all:

"But I'm also the forward with the best defensive statistics, right?"

The assistant coach was speechless immediately.

Gary Neville looked at the schedule and asked for his opinion:

"Our second round match with Real Madrid is in the 35th round, and there is also a tough match against Sevilla in the 32nd round. My opinion is... for the sake of safety, we can let it go in advance

You wash away the accumulated yellow cards, you know what I mean?'

Li Polo shrugged his shoulders, looking indifferent:

"Understood, I will take off my clothes to celebrate this round!"